Global Humanoid

The two-finger-thick knife cut into the bright red flesh, cutting it horizontally and vertically, and a large piece of watermelon that made people drool in the summer was cut into cubes and placed on the plate. .ibiqugew.

"Lin Jun...how much time do you spend practicing every day?"

Kuroba Yukiko's face remained calm as she calmly took out a toothpick and inserted it into the watermelon piece before handing it to Lin Meng.

Lin Meng took the watermelon in a flattered mood. After thanking him, he thought for a moment: "Basically, I sleep four hours a day. The other time for eating, bathing, etc. should be compressed into half an hour. The rest is time for cultivation."

This means that after coming out of the prison ball, if you are in the prison ball, you won't even have to spend time eating, drinking, pooping and bathing.

When thinking of the prison ball, Lin Meng couldn't help but think of the elf ball among the gifts given by Yumura Yugi.

"Yumura-san said that the Poké Ball assists in training? Does it also have the function of preventing me from eating or drinking?"

If so, then you can save at least nearly half an hour every day to practice.

When Kuroba Yukiko heard Lin Meng's words, she began to frown.

This junior... loves to brag.

Yes, Kuroba Xuezi didn't believe what Lin Meng said at all.

Four hours of sleep, half an hour of eating, drinking, and defecation, and the rest is all for cultivation?

When it comes to studies, doesn’t it mean studying for at least 19 hours a day?

When we hear someone say this about ourselves in life, our response is basically...

"Oh."

"Ha ha."

"..."

Who believes it! ! ?

In Kuroba Yukiko's life history, she is naturally as beautiful as a fairy and has many boastful members of the opposite sex around her.

Words like Lin Meng's that sounded exaggerated and false, Kuroba Yukiko was directly included in the wind that kept shouting awesome.

Thinking this way, she secretly felt a little happy.

Not vanity.

If an ordinary person said this, Kuroyukihako would just ignore it or even look at them coldly.

But Lin Meng, the cohabitant, was different.

Kuroba Yukiko hoped that he would grow up and become a qualified junior and assistant, but judging from a boy's self-esteem - he had to finish his boasting with tears in his eyes.

Kuroba Yukiko calmly showed a heart-warming smile that "encourages you to become a big idiot" and said: "Then Mr. Lin is great."

She learned the phrase "Then you are great" from Tianchao Internet. She thought it was a word to praise others, so she learned it and used it immediately.

But when Lin Meng heard her words, the piece of watermelon in his mouth almost slipped into his throat, and his eyes bulged.

"Cough cough cough..."

He coughed and his face turned red.

what happened? Is Kuroba-senpai dissatisfied with what I just said? How should I answer?

Lin Meng struggled to stop coughing, and spit the watermelon that had half slipped into his throat back into his mouth, bit it into pieces and swallowed it in a few times. He lowered his head and thought at an alarming speed.

"Are you unhappy because I just said she was lazy? Ah!! She is beautiful, but I still don't want to live with a girl. She is so small-minded. If she offends me, what if she causes me some trouble in the future? Aren’t you going to waste a lot of time dealing with her?”

He thought about n words in his mind, but he clicked them all away. In the end...

"Kuroba-senpai."

"Huh?" Kuroba Yukiko tilted her head.

Lin Meng said, "Damn it! My car was dismantled! Oh...it turned out that my wife took it and drove it. She also drove the limited edition figures in my room to the recycling bin and sold them. I made a lot of money for this." "A hundred dollars is very exciting" smiley face.

"I'm deeply sorry for your disrespect!"

Lin Meng retracted his legs, sat down and bent over, grabbing the ground with his head. His loose short-sleeved top was hanging down, and the empty collar exposed his strong chest muscles.

As everyone knows, the sincerity of an apology is to reveal...

For the sake of freedom and cultivation, he was willing to say, "Damn it! My car was dismantled! Oh...it turned out that my wife took it and drove it. She also drove the limited edition figures in my room to the recycling station and sold them." I'm glad I made a few hundred yuan for this." A smile appeared on his face...

Kuroba Yukiko continued to tilt her head and blinked in confusion: "Hi?"

……

Five minutes later, Kuroba Yukiko's face was flushed, and she was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in.

What she thought was encouragement turned out to be a derogatory word, and she used it proudly. What was even more frightening was that the consequences of using this word made her become a petty girl.

Kuroba Yukiko's ears were deeply red, but in the blink of an eye, she thought that the other party would think that she was a petty girl, and Kuroba Yukiko gave Lin Meng a few dirty looks in an unpleasant way.

Lin Meng laughed for a while, but he did not expect that the senior sister's real thoughts were like this. He did not expect that after he explained the situation, the senior sister had another thought about him...

Damn it, I can’t think about it!

All I can say is: Don’t guess what girls think (_-).

After this farce, it was time for the afternoon gym class.

Kuroba Yukiko touched her still hot face and pretended to be calm: "It's getting late. Lin Jun hasn't been to the dojo yet, right? That's a place where only dojo students and teachers are eligible to go. It just so happens that classes are starting now. , shall I take you to see it?”

Lin Meng's eyes lit up. He was really interested in what the gym taught and he immediately agreed.

The two tidied up the living room and closed the shoji door. Kuroba Yukiko went upstairs to change into clothes for going out, and Lin Meng also went back to the room to get something.

In the morning, Kuroba Yukiko helped Lin Meng tidy up the room. From then on, his territory was the best room in Chaoyang on the first floor. Kuroba Yukiko's boudoir was just above him.

Lin Meng stood in the room for two minutes, then sat in the living room for three minutes, looked at the stairs for ten minutes, and finally walked to the courtyard to practice for fifteen minutes. Kuroba Xuezi walked down lightly, with Butterfly behind him. The wings shine brightly.

"I'll eat something whenever I go out with girls from now on."

Lin Meng secretly made an oath.

……

The gym is sparsely staffed, with freshmen taking classes and old students taking advantage of the situation. It's a pity that the outdoor environment of the gym is so refined.

Lin Meng and Kuroba Xuezi walked side by side on the road, and occasionally saw a few people, and those few people also saw them, and they all opened their mouths in unison, and then followed them furtively.

"Senior Black Feather, what's going on with those people?" Lin Meng awkwardly pointed at the people behind.

"They..." Kuroba Yukiko narrowed her beautiful eyes and said calmly: "Don't pay attention to them, they won't do anything."

Lin Meng's mouth twitched slightly. Of course he knew that this group of people wouldn't do anything, but don't you think it's scary to be followed all the time?

He didn't like being in the public eye, so immediately after feeling a heat in his back, he took Kuroba Yukiko's hand and started running.

"Lin! Mr. Lin?"

"Senior Kuroba, where is the dojo? I don't like having so many eyes staring at me."

Kuroba Yukiko's butterfly wings were sprinkled with light powder. Her surprised expression turned into amusement after Lin Meng's words. She pointed in the direction and said, "Over there."

"it is good."

Lin Meng let go of her hand, Kuroyu Xuezi smiled and replaced the elf characteristics of hunting swallowtail butterflies with the Heart Scale Treasure.

Lin Meng's eyes flashed slightly when he saw this.

After getting rid of a group of students who wanted to chase but didn't dare to chase them, the two of them arrived at the dojo.

Before I even walked in, I heard the sound of a heated fight inside.

Listening to it from outside, Lin Meng couldn't help but feel disappointed.

Most of the popping, hissing, and snapping sounds are bumps, scratches, and slaps that you can tell without even looking.

If that were all alone, it would be easy to imagine that the battles of this group of students would not be of much interest.

"Lin Jun, let's go in and take a look. I just remembered that today seems to be the first-month exam for freshmen." Kuroba Yukiko stood by the door, holding the doorknob and said.

"Test...then go in."

Even though they are here, Lin Meng also wants to meet Chiyuri Kurashima and Haruyuki Arita for some reason.

Kuroba Yukiko turned the doorknob, and the two of them walked into the dojo from the back door.

……

"Fat pig, why don't you just let me deduct all your points? You are just a waste anyway, you can just stay aside and watch, right?"

"what!!"

"Roar--!!"

"Look! You loser!"

"Fool……"

"Fat pig!!!"

boom--

"Xiaochun!!"

"In this battle, Aratani wins! The loser retires, medical team! This way."

……

Kuroba Yukiko frowned and looked at Arena No. 13. She was about to say something to Lin Meng, but in the next moment, the cold hairs all over her body suddenly stood on end!

A manic and furious aura made Kuroba Yukiko, who was also a dragon, tremble.

Crisp footsteps sounded, and the junior whom I had just met for a long time shouted in a voice as cold as bone marrow...

"I'll challenge you!"