Naruto I am Choji

The barbecue restaurant was in a mess, with pure white empty wine bottles everywhere. Choji, who rolled his eyes perfectly using Hyuga's secret technique, lay quietly among the wine bottles~ Tsunade knelt down and sat on Choji with a serious face. Beside him, hands covered with light green chakra gently placed on Choji's chest as he opened his coat~

Shizune knelt down opposite Tsunade worriedly. Seeing Tsunade's silence, she felt even more anxious. The third generation stood aside in a low voice, smoking the pipe given by Choji and the others, wearing the Hokage hat on his head. It had already been placed under Choji's head, taking a puff of cigarette and sighing!

Tsunade turned her head angrily, glared at the third generation and shouted loudly: "Get out of here and take a breather. Don't you know you need fresh air after fainting?" Tsunade, who had been in a state of confusion just now, looked at the white smoke lingering in the air. He snorted heavily and tugged his hair in annoyance. Damn it!Why am I just remembering it now?

"Shizune, come out with me!" Tsunade picked up Choji, quickly walked out of the barbecue restaurant, and jumped onto the roof of the barbecue restaurant!Shizune, who had been following behind, hurriedly laid the Hokage cloak in her hand on the tiles, and together with Tsunade, she gently placed Choji on the Hokage cloak, and the Hokage hat was tucked under Choji's head. .ibiqugew.

"Tsunade-sama, how is Choji?" At this time, Shizune dared to ask Tsunade softly. Just now, she had been afraid of disturbing Tsunade. What medical ninjas fear most is being distracted during treatment. If Once the chakra loses control due to distraction, the chakra that originally gently repaired the human body will instantly turn into a sharp knife and pierce the injured person's internal organs!

"Shizune! Go to Konoha Hospital and get sterile distilled water! I'm going to perform a leukoplakia extraction here! This kid can't stand the bumps anymore!"

"Yes, Tsunade-sama!" Shizune quickly disappeared into the night!

Tsunade watched Shizune disappear quickly, turned to look at Choji with distress and shook her head: "Severe alcohol poisoning, the damn chakra in his body is constantly absorbing the alcohol in the sake, and the alcohol is being rapidly absorbed by the five internal organs. Absorption! The liver has been severely poisoned! "

Tsunade clenched her fists tightly, kid!Will I kill you too? ? ?

Pfft~ Choji rolled his eyes, opened his mouth and spurted out a warm fountain, drenching Tsunade who was squatting aside from top to bottom~

"Has it reached this point? Shizune! Hurry up! Shizune!!!"

"Tsunade-sama! Sterile distilled water!" In the dark night, Shizune's voice finally came over. A bottle of sterile distilled water was thrown over with great force. Tsunade stretched out her right hand and smashed it directly. Chakra was instantly wrapped and sprayed out. of sterile distilled water!

Kid, hold on!

Tsunade's eyes widened and she placed the water ball on Choji's chest. The chakra cut open Choji's chest and the water ball slowly squeezed in!

Shizune nervously held several bottles of sterile distilled water next to her and panted heavily, trying to control her breathing and try to reduce the noise she made!

The water ball was slowly sucked out by Tsunade. There was obviously some more viscous transparent liquid in the transparent water ball!

Tsunade threw the water balloon casually, and Shizune quickly threw out another bottle. After a few times, Tsunade's face was visibly relieved, and she stretched out her hands covered with green chakra, carefully warming Choji's damaged body. Quite heavy internal organs!

"It's okay, Shizune. This kid's physical fitness is very good, and his internal organs are more energetic than ordinary people's!" Tsunade whispered, and continued to squat to help Choji repair the damaged internal organs!

"Huh!" Shizune lay down on the roof, quietly looking at the bright moon above her head!It’s okay if it’s okay, it’s really great if it’s okay!

After half an hour, Tsunade's huge amount of chakra was too much to bear. Just when she was about to break the Yin seal, Choji slowly woke up~

Tsunade withdrew her chakra-covered hands and lightly kicked Choji, who was lying on the ground with a sad look on his face: "What's wrong, kid!"

Dingci turned his head and looked at Tsunade who was in a mess and sighed: "Miss, I seem to have seen heaven~" Looking at Tsunade with a black line about to explode, Dingci continued: "Heaven is so beautiful. !..."

Haha, Tsunade sneered and clenched her fists: "Do you want me to send you there again?"

Boom!After being hit on the head, Dingci scratched his head and felt a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry to bother you, little sister!"

Crunch, crunch, Tsunade's mouth full of silver teeth almost shattered...

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The next afternoon ~ In the Third Hokage's office, Choji stood in front of the desk holding a large stack of leaflets!

Before the third generation could say anything, Choji nodded his head in a bachelor's manner: "Yes, I skipped class!"

Before Zaidai opened his mouth again, Neji nodded again: "Yes, I know skipping class is bad!"

...Chouci nodded again: "I know, I won't skip class again if I make four!"

The third generation looked at Choji with a sad face...

Dingci nodded: "I understand, just tell me!"

……

Alas, the third generation sighed,...

"Yes, I skipped class in the morning too!"

The third generation jumped up and grabbed the thing in Chouji's hand, and punched Chouji to the ground!

"You let me speak, you bastard!!" The third generation was full of aggrieved, with a look of dissatisfaction on his face!

Dingci lay on the ground and nodded: "You say it!"

well!The third generation pressed the Hokage hat, put the leaflet in his hand on the table, and reached out to pick up one: "Smoking is harmful to health, quitting smoking as soon as possible is good for health... You have stories and I have wine, have a drink and be a true friend..." A thousand cups of wine are too few to meet a close friend, and the state of rational drinking is high... The new trend of moderate drinking, the new image of healthy living... One cup is healthy, two cups are pleasant, three cups are sad..."

Choji sat cross-legged on the ground, quietly watching the three generations read one by one, the expression on his face became more and more surprised...

"You wrote all this? It seems that you really saw heaven last night! Haha~" Sandai smiled happily: "What are you going to do with these things?"

Choji nodded with a smile: "In the name of Hokage, disperse to major convenience stores, pubs and restaurants in Konoha Village!"

The third generation stood up with a smile, walked to Choji and sat down cross-legged: "Okay, I will let the ANBU handle these things!"

"You should smoke less, you third-generation old fox!"

The third generation smiled and nodded: "I will, perverted little fox!"

Ding Ci stood up with a smile: "After such an experience, I feel that the wine tastes really good! Let's drink some together tonight, Grandpa Hokage!"

The third generation nodded with a smile: "Okay, but don't drink too much! Let's go to the monkey demon at night, by the moonlight, how nice! I will take Danzo Koharu and the others there with me!"

"I will also ask Uncle Sakonji to prepare more delicious food!"

"See you tonight~"

"See you tonight~"

"One cup for health, two cups for pleasure,"

“Three glasses of wine will hurt your health~”

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"Damn it! That damn brat! I can't even drink anymore!!" Tsunade angrily threw away the sake in her hand, turned to the door and shouted: "Who is outside, go buy it for me Some juice! Original juice!!!"

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