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Chapter 9 The Akina Mountain Car God who drove drunk
Li Yue showed his ID and walked into the vehicle training base, feeling very excited.
"Driver's license, here I come!" Li Yue felt so happy, and he would soon have a new car of his own (a car provided by SHIELD).
As a result, his instructor came over and said to him, "Come back next time."
"Huh? Why?" Li Yue was puzzled.
"You smell so much of alcohol and you actually dare to come to training. I'm afraid you'll crash the vehicle." The coach said that I despise you.
"Well, Director Fury can guarantee me that I will never get drunk when I drink, and I will always stay sober."
The coach called Fury dubiously, and then allowed Li Yue to start vehicle training.
Then Li Yue started to show off in all kinds of ways. He was five times smarter than ordinary people. He could learn how to drive as soon as he learned it, and he started drag racing just after he finished learning. The various drifts frightened the instructor in the passenger seat and turned pale. He also learned to drive after learning how to drive. It only took one night to learn about armored vehicles, helicopters, ships and airplanes, and he actually used a helicopter to perform juggling moves, which stunned the other students and instructors who were training.
This is a pain for Li Yue's coaches. He has to change coaches every time he trains an event. Each coach's face is the color of pig liver when he downloads the equipment. After getting off the equipment, he rushes into the toilet and performs rumination exercise similar to that of a cow.
After he trained to fly a small aircraft and performed a Cobra maneuver, he obtained all the vehicle driving licenses available in the United States, and received a Dodge Viper specially given to him by Fury, half of which Fury gave it to Li Yue, a security consultant, on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D., and the other half advanced Li Yue's salary. This car has been specially modified and has far more horsepower than ordinary sports cars. The outer shell is made of aviation materials, and its impact resistance is extraordinary. , this car can retract its tires and fly 5 meters above the ground like Colson's "Laura". The exterior of this car is painted in light gold, and there is a special stripe on the hood of the car. pattern.
"It's decided, your name will be 'My King'." Li Yue felt that the car's painting and the pattern on the hood fit well with a certain silly king, so he gave it the nickname "My King".
Li Yue felt very excited after driving My King home. He tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. As a result, when his mother saw him the next morning, she found a pair of panda eyes on his face.
"Son, what's wrong with you? Are you thinking about some girl who ended up comforting herself all night long?" Selena thought wildly.
"Mom, could you please be more serious?" Li Yue held his forehead, and then he took Selena to the garage to visit his "king".
"Oh, my God, she is so beautiful." Li Yue's mother's intuition was very accurate, and she directly used "she" to describe my king.
"That's right, it's 'her'. I call her 'my king'. Mom, don't you think she is like a queen?" Although Li Yue was excited all night, he is still very high when he sees my king. , dancing with joy while talking to Selena.
"Well, I just have a rest today, come and take me racing."
Without saying a word, Li Yue opened the door of the passenger seat and let his mother get in the car. He sat in the driver's seat, stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and drove out of the garage.
Li Yue maintained a speed of 120 kilometers per hour during the morning rush hour in New York, finding every opportunity in the traffic flow, and making various snake-skinned moves, making Selena scream. However, Selena's physical fitness is much better than those coaches, but it just feels like Stimulated and didn't feel any physical discomfort.
Li Yue became more and more high, and finally he took out a bottle of vodka and blew on it, then threw it into a trash can on the street, stepped on the accelerator and drove away.
"Son, will anything happen to you while driving drunk?" Selena was a little worried about her son.
"It's okay, Mom, your son is not drunk, so this little bit of wine is nothing." Li Yue didn't care.
"I always feel like there's something wrong with this statement. Is there a saying in Chinese that you won't be drunk even if you're a thousand tons?"
"Mom, this is not the point, so just leave it alone."
"But son, why are there police chasing us?"
"Holy shit, mom, hurry up and let me show you what Grand Theft Auto is." Li Yue shifted gears and rushed faster.
2 minutes ago~
"Director, what brings you here to inspect?"
"Nothing, I just want to know the situation at the grassroots level." When our little spider's father-in-law came to inspect the grassroots level, he saw Li Yue taking out a bottle of vodka in front of two police cars, blowing on it and throwing the bottle into the trash can. Then walked away.
"Catch that drunkard who dares to provoke the police." George Stacey yelled, then took the lead and rushed into the police car to chase Li Yue.
This is what happened after that.
At first, three police cars were chasing Li Yue, then four, five, and more, until all patrol cars in New York were chasing Li Yue.
"Hahaha, it's so exciting." Selena and Li Yue did not blame themselves at all for causing trouble to the police. Instead, they vented the madness in their bones, blowing liquor on the bottle and going faster and faster. .
In the end, all the police cars surrounded Li Yue's king, and then Li Yue flew away in his car~
Fly away~tf? All the police officers rubbed their eyes, opened their mouths, and watched Li Yue and Selina walk away.
Then the police also added helicopters to their pursuit. After an hour of car chase, Li Yue was surrounded by police from three floors inside and three floors outside. Special police officers could also be seen inside.
Then the mother and son got out of the car and squatted on the ground with their heads folded, and were taken back to the police station by the police. I was driven back by the police and walked for three hours straight back to the police station, mainly the police. They took turns having fun, driving Li Yue's King everywhere, but Li Yue could only see his King being fucked by various men with grief and anger.
"I will be raped one day." Li Yue beat his head and stamped his feet, feeling very sad.
The police were actually just having fun and did not harm my king in the slightest, but Li Yue felt unhappy.
Delta wing building~
"Director, this is a call from our security consultant." Hill had nothing to do today and helped Fury pick up the phone.
Fury took the call, and as a result, his already dark complexion turned even darker.
"Come on, let's go to the New York Police Department."
Hill wondered, "Why go to the police station?"
"Go bail our security advisor."
Hill's expression immediately became very happy. "What did he do?"
"This bastard took his mother racing around the city, drinking and driving in front of the police."
Hilton suddenly felt that Li Yue, the security consultant, was really cool. He could do such naughty things.
When Li Yue and Selina were released from the police station by Fury, Li Yue was still muttering, "If I hadn't been drinking and throwing bottles, I would have to walk on streets with trash cans, otherwise I would never have been caught." .”
"So you were caught for throwing a bottle. So you are such a person who pays attention to the appearance of the city. If you pay attention to the appearance of the city, please don't drink while driving, okay." Both Fury and Hill said to Li More and more speechless.
Li Yue chuckled and prepared to go home and take a rest. Originally, he wanted to drive King Wu back, but he had just drank before and drove drunk again just after he was released on bail. He was afraid that Fury would have a heart attack, so he had to let Hill drive the car. Driving back, Selena sat in the passenger seat. As for Li Yue, he could only run home.
Selina kept staring at Hill's face in the car, which made Hill very nervous. He had read Coulson's report that this woman could beat Captain America with one hand, and she also She has received similar training to Natasha, and is much more powerful than the American soldier who only knows how to fight.
"Ms. Selena, may I ask why you keep staring at my face? Is there something on my face?" Hill couldn't help but ask.
"Do you have a partner?" Selena's answer left Monk Hill Zhang Er scratching his head.
"No, what's wrong?"
"What do you think of my son's condition? Do you want to think about it?"
Hill almost drove the car onto the sidewalk when she heard Selena's words. She was so shocked by Selena's words that she almost forgot how to drive.
"..." Hill didn't know how to answer at all. She was afraid that Selena would get rid of her if she answered incorrectly.
"Forget it, you are so boring, I won't eat you, why are you so nervous?" Selena curled her lips.
"If you don't like my son, do you have other beautiful ones in SHIELD? I'll go investigate." Selina is actually just worried about Li Yue's future. Li Yue is already 16, and there are no 16-year-olds in the United States. Usually there is something wrong, but it turns out that he hasn't talked about a girlfriend yet, let alone, Selina is afraid that Li Yue can't find a girlfriend.
Hill decisively sold several other women, and Natasha bore the brunt.
As a result, all the beautiful SHIELD agents today were sneezing and sneezing as if they were allergic to hay fever.
Li Yue also shuddered while walking on the street. He felt that there must be unknown malice extending towards him. He looked around and saw a man with strange movements secretly sizing him up (actually Li Yue happened to be... Walking to the door of the bank, the man was looking at the bank), Li Yue sneered, grabbed him directly in front of him, and asked fiercely, "What do you want to do? Huh?"
The man with malicious intentions was almost scared to death. He was caught just as he was about to rob the bank. The man teleported in front of him. The man almost fell down, clutching his chest.
This man wanted to rob the cash transport truck after it had finished transporting the banknotes, so he wandered in front of the bank, but was frightened by Li Yue.
"You...don't force me, I'm very powerful."
Li Yue thought it was funny, so he quickly tugged on the man's ears with his hands, trying to scare him, but he saw the ears that had been pulled off by him.
"I'll go, what the hell is this?" Li Yue was shocked. He accidentally pulled off this man's ear.
Li Yue was so frightened that he said directly, "Sorry, I will pay for your medical expenses and give you a better ear directly."
The man looked at the incoherent Li Yue and sighed secretly, "I have become a monster."
Seeing that he didn't respond, Li Yue thought he was in pain and went into shock just standing there, so he took out his cell phone and called the emergency number.
"No, just give me your ears." The man said.
"So you're not in shock, huh? Why doesn't your wound bleed?"
Li Yue took a closer look and saw that the man's wound was actually filled with sand.
"Phew, I was scared to death. It's you. Here, put it on yourself." Li Yue gave the ear back to him.
As for the identity of this man, anyone with an above-average IQ can guess that he is Sandman Flint Marco.
"Uh, aren't you afraid of me?" The sand man took the ear, and the ear turned into sand and merged with him, and then the ear grew out.
"Hey, man, I have a good way to make money without committing any crime. Do you want to make some money?" Li Yue decided to make some extra money and help Flint. His terminally ill daughter needed a lot of money.
"Okay, I'm joining." Sharen thought for a while and agreed to Li Yue.
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