If I were Uchiha Itachi in Naruto

Ah, it’s so uncomfortable, it’s another day without internet.

Uchiha Itachi sat on the wooden corridor of his room, leaning against the pillar with a melancholy look on his face and looking at everything in the courtyard. He really didn't know how he could survive without the Internet until now.

I couldn't help but lie on the corridor and roll around, feeling endlessly troubled...

Ahhhh! I don’t care if I want to play LoL, Overwatch, Poisonous Milk Powder, Dota, Warcraft, Battlefield, Red Alert, Ultra Storm, Speed ​​Car, CF, Money Wars, Video Game Arcade, Chicken... Even if you open a Tetris for me ah……

How about s? Are there any games you are familiar with?

"what are you doing?"

Hearing this familiar voice, Uchiha Itachi stopped rolling and looked up at the source of the sound and said, "You care, Uchiha Fugaku, if it weren't for you being the father of this body, I would have gotten up early and punched your knee."

He grabbed Uchiha Itachi by the collar behind his back and lifted him up with one hand. He frowned and looked at him and said, "What are you planning to do today?"

He crossed his arms and looked at Uchiha Fugaku indifferently and said, "I haven't thought of it yet, but don't worry, I will definitely give you a big surprise. It will make you... um... biu."

"Really?" He couldn't help but smile. He didn't know why his son was born so smart. Although he never respected himself, he always brought some surprises to himself. He pinched Uchiha Itachi's little face and said "I hope it's really a surprise this time."

There was a smirk on the corner of my mouth. Of course it was a surprise. I have been planning for a long time. You will pass by here every day, and I...

Bang!

Uchiha Itachi, who was caught by Uchiha Fugaku, turned into a ball of white smoke and disappeared. Uchiha Fugaku said with some surprise, "Oh? Shadow clone, where did he learn it from?"

"Ah! Kick Fugaku's crotch!" Uchiha Itachi emerged from nowhere and stood behind Uchiha Fugaku. His foot had exerted a lot of force and aimed at Uchiha Fugaku's crotch. " Hey!"

Click!

With the sound of the egg breaking, Uchiha Fugaku turned his head and looked at Uchiha Itachi behind him in disbelief. The surprise given by this child was indeed a bit big this time.

He fell to the ground, covering his lower body with his hands and shaking constantly. Uchiha Itachi stepped on Uchiha Fugaku's shoulder and roared happily, "Hahaha! Finally... I finally got my revenge! I faced the wall and thought about it one hundred and five times and was spanked. Five hundred and thirty-one forced to eat celery forty-nine times hahaha... The revenge of these years is finally avenged! Hahaha..."

Bang!

Uchiha Fugaku's body turned into white smoke and disappeared, while Uchiha Itachi was hung on the big tree in the courtyard. Uchiha Fugaku walked out with a smirk on his face.

You are almost within my visual range. Wouldn’t I know if you learned how to become a shadow clone? The number of times you are naughty here is more than the number of times I normally go out to the Uchiha Security Department every day. With your little thoughts... haha.

"It's because you talked back to me, and I spanked you because you went too far. As for eating celery? Your mother made it and it's good for your health. Will you die if you eat it? And now you Didn’t Mom do it too? I can’t pamper you now. If you make trouble with me in the future, it won’t be as simple as just hanging on for five minutes.”

After that, he turned around and left, five minutes? Will he be seriously hung? It's a joke, don't worry about him, and it won't be a problem even if you hang out for five minutes. The little guy is now much stronger than the average genin and even looks down on the chuunin.

……

Sure enough, as Uchiha Fugaku expected, the moment he left, Uchiha Itachi popped out a kunai and shot the rope off. He handsomely supported the ground with one hand to straighten his body.

After looking at the position of the sun in the sky, he turned to a certain direction and disappeared. Just after Uchiha Itachi disappeared, a black shadow followed behind him.

Uchiha Mikoto shook her head helplessly, what a strange father and son.

Itachi is really getting more and more naughty as he gets older, but fortunately, he is not naughty in the worst way. Although he is not as smart as a child, but... forget it, who allowed himself to give birth to such an outstanding son? Sasuke will be as good as his brother in the future, right? Hahaha... I'm really looking forward to it.

But Fugaku is the same. He keeps messing around with Itachi every day, but he can be considered a qualified father, right? Otherwise, who would spend all day tracking his son when he has nothing to do? Well, it feels so perverted. It seems that I have to remind him seriously next time. Otherwise, when Fugaku's freshness wears off, Sasuke will not be like his brother here. He will envy his brother for getting Fugaku like this... Um... abnormal care, right?

Putting down the work in her hands, Uchiha Mikoto walked out of the house, stretched out in the courtyard, and looked outside with a smile. The weather is good today. Why don't you go out for a couple of laps with Sasuke in your arms today?

Uchiha Mikoto did what she said and walked back into the house, picked up Uchiha Sasuke, tidied him up casually and walked out...

Uchiha Mikoto, who was walking on the street, also met Uzumaki Kushina, the Fourth Hokage's wife, who was about to give birth. The two women left one after another after a simple exchange.

……

As for the training ground.

"Itachi, your reaction was too slow. If it had been me just now, you would have died in my hands."

After hearing Uchiha Shisui's words, Uchiha Itachi looked at him with disdain and then thought about his own shortcomings. He was not stupid. Things that should be improved must be changed without delay, because in this world of cannibalism, there is no regret for you at all. Opportunity.

He quickly pinched a few seals in his hand, and released another powerful fire dragon. This was a new ninjutsu he had learned recently, but he had to control his practice time. Although Itachi was very handsome in his life, he did not want to be tortured by the disease. And die, and I don’t want to help that idiot from the second pillar grow, and the nasolabial marks affect my appearance very much. A person as good as me can’t tolerate it. I am a weasel without nasolabial marks. Although I can’t lose my soul like this, but Just be handsome.

Uchiha Fugaku, who was observing secretly, frowned. This won't work. He has to kill Itachi's energy, otherwise he will suffer in the future. Well... let's do it this way...

If Uchiha Itachi knew what he was thinking, he would roll his eyes. He is another handsome zz who did not observe me carefully.

…………

"Watch Itachi!"

Seeing that Uchiha Itachi made many mistakes, Uchiha Shisui finally couldn't help but take action. He appeared behind the wooden stake in a flash, knocked the wooden stake away with a sweeping kick, and then kicked it away hard to form a seal in his hand.

"Fire escape! The art of the powerful fire dragon!"

A huge fire dragon flew out of Uchiha Shisui's mouth!

Swallowing the wooden stake in it, the fire dragon flew the wooden stake higher into the sky. After the fire dragon disappeared, the wooden stake fell from the sky. Just when it was about to hit the ground, Uchiha Shisui appeared above it.

Quickly draw out the short knife and create a crescent-shaped flame, blowing the wooden pile into pieces!

The entire operation was done without any sloppiness and was completed within ten seconds. After landing, Shisui hugged his chest and looked at Uchiha Itachi.

Sighing, the world is missing another three-meter-tall thick wooden stake with two people hugging each other. Uchiha Itachi looked at Uchiha Shisui who was pretending to be successful and said, "I'm just not familiar with the teleportation technique and the Uchiha style sword leap." Flame and Uchiha-style, Storm Sword, and I use kunai."

Helplessly staring at another innocent stake, Uchiha Shisui grabbed the kunai and rushed forward to release a twenty-second slow-motion version. Finally, he looked at Uchiha Itachi calmly.

"Do you see clearly? This is not a reason, basic skills! I said, basic skills are very important..."

I understood what he was referring to about my basic skills, so I didn’t look over my shoulder with disdain and said, “Check.”

Covering his forehead, this problem child...

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