Be an elf trainer in a parallel world

With the armored tyrannosaurus with thick health, high defense and low attack, Chen Yongan can be said to have stolen the limelight. The crowd of spectators surrounding Chen Yongan's side was almost twice that of the other two venues combined. need more.

This "indulgence" not only made Chen Yongan happy, but also the armored Tyrannosaurus.

The armored tyrannosaurus, who has a bad temper, doesn't dare to lose his temper in Zhou Jiang's team and has always been very gentle, but the violent gene in his bones still makes him enjoy fighting.

In the past, it rarely had a chance to play in Zhou Jiang's hands, so it almost forgot the feeling of fighting. Now it has been a long time coming to participate in the battle, and it feels so good to torture the opponent.

After being strengthened, its skin is thicker and its physical strength is more abundant. In addition, its level and training level are not low, so its attack power is not weak, but its health and physical defense are beyond the standard level. .

This resulted in the fact that when the elves fighting against the armored tyrannosaurus were about the same size or larger than it, they would not be able to persist due to lack of physical strength after fighting it for a while, and the elves who were smaller than it were driven away by it. run.

Although I don’t want to say it, it’s really cool to torture other elves.

Especially when there was a group of onlookers around, cheering for its victory and majesty, the armored tyrannosaurus felt like it was about to float with excitement.

The battle always ends, and when it's time to finish eating, the crowd around them all disperses.

Although the game is fun to watch, everyone also needs to eat.

Although the onlookers can still bear it to watch the game, the elves can't bear it.

Especially the elves in the competition. After competing all afternoon, it was much hungrier than the humans and trainers they were watching. The armored tyrannosaurus had long been unable to hold it back. If it hadn't been for a long time, it would have escaped long ago. .

Chen Yongan returned the Armored Tyrannosaurus to Zhou Jiang and returned to the Elf Center with Zhou Jiang. At this time, Chen Fan and the others who had gone out also came back. When Zhou Jiang asked, he found out that they had gone to get express delivery.

They bought some skill jade and used messenger birds to courier it to other elf centers in this city, so they ran over to pick it up.

Knowing that they were getting skill jade, Zhou Jiang didn't ask any more questions.

After eating, Zhou Jiang and the others went back to their rooms.

Well, by the way, the elves that Ms. Joy pulled for a massage are all back.

Although it is said that one massage will last three or four hours for one elf, it does not mean that two elves will need to do it for seven or eight hours, and three elves will need to do it for more than ten hours.

These three or four hours actually include the time to use machines and medicinal materials to eliminate some hidden injuries. Being able to use machines to do it means that it can be done in batches.

Although there are not many machines available here, only two, it is enough. In three or four hours, it takes more than an hour to use the machine, which is almost half the time. If the two machines are running at the same time, etc. After a wave of elves passed through, Miss Joy began to give them the final stage of manual massage.

After Ms. Joy finished massaging the two elves that were done by the previous machine, the second wave of elves had also been finished, so a lot of time was saved.

This principle is similar to the elementary school math problem of frying pancakes.

A frying pan can cook two pancakes at a time. Pancakes need to be cooked on both sides, and it takes two minutes to cook one side. So how many minutes does it take to cook three pancakes in the shortest time?

The answer is six minutes

The process is also simple. The three pancakes are divided into one, two and three, with three numbers. Then the front and back are directly one front and one back, and so on.

First, No. 1 and No. 2 were fried. After two minutes, the front sides of No. 1 and No. 2 were cooked. Then No. 1 flipped over, and No. 2 took the third one and fried it.

Four minutes passed, pancake No. 1 was ready, and pancakes No. 2 and 3 were left, so by the sixth minute, the three pancakes were ready.

Far away.

After Gardevoir came back, Zhou Jiang used the system to scan her and found that she was still the same as before. The elf levels of Chen Fan and Chen Zi'ang had risen by one to two levels.

As for Chen Yongan, his elves have not changed much. Perhaps the changes are too small to be seen. In short, the two people who have gained the most this time are Chen Fan and Chen Ziang.

Everyone went to bed early at night, and after a good rest, everyone woke up early the next morning.

At six o'clock, before dawn, Zhou Jiang and the others had finished gathering. Miss Joy and the others got up very early every morning, even in winter, so even though Zhou Jiang and the others got up so early, they still There is food to eat.

After eating, when the sky was still dark, Zhou Jiang and the four said goodbye to Miss Joy who saw them off and the electric dragon who was cured by the medicine they found, and embarked on their journey.

To be honest, it’s really cold when I go out in the morning in winter. It’s bitingly cold.

However, he chose to pretend so hard that he had to finish it even while kneeling, so naturally Zhou Jiang and the others could not look back.

There was no one on the street in the morning. Along the small street where the street lights were still on, Zhou Jiang and the others left the city and entered the forest. By this time, the sun was already high and the time was already nine twenty. Six points.

To be honest, it’s really hard to go to the forest in winter, it’s so cold

And being cold is not the key. I have a good physique and the quality of my clothes is good, so it won’t be affected very much. The key is being wet.

Especially in the morning, the grass was full of dew. Unless Zhou Jiang and the others walked along the road, they could only wear water-repellent jackets, which was particularly troublesome.

But there are also advantages, that is, there are no insects, and snakes and the like have also hibernated.

Although snake elves can withstand the cold, this does not mean that they like to come out in winter.

Like ordinary snakes, they will hide at home and sleep for the whole winter after eating. As long as they don't dance on top of their homes, you basically won't encounter them.

Of course, saying it is basic means that you may encounter them if you don't seek death. After all, nothing is absolute.

Snakes that are full will hibernate, but what about snakes that are not full?

Naturally, they come out to hunt. As elves, they are still very resistant to natural influences. Even in winter, it is easy for snake elves to come out.

And in winter, snake elves are more dangerous than in summer, because when you encounter snake elves, it means they are hungry.

For hungry snake elves, will they give up when they see prey?

If they could simply give up, they wouldn't have such a bad reputation.

At the entrance of the forest, Zhou Jiang and the others stopped, took out stools and kettles, and took a short rest. After putting on their water-filled cloaks and rain boots, they sat in a circle, drinking hot tea and chatting. After half an hour, he was almost rested and tidied up before continuing on the road.

This time, they didn't stop until lunch time.

The forest is very quiet in winter, the chirping of insects and birds have disappeared, and there is only the whistling of the wind.

A quiet forest is much scarier than a lively one. Fortunately, Zhou Jiang tricked Chen Yongan and the others into coming together, otherwise he would have gone crazy if he had come alone.

In the summer, he would be accompanied by the chirping of insects and birds. If he stayed there for a long time, he would feel empty, bored, and lonely.

What about winter?

I'm afraid he's not going to be autistic directly.

In order to relieve the boredom of the journey, everyone started chatting. Soon, everyone's topic stopped at the current hot news of the Rockets' civil strife.

Regarding the Rockets, the largest underground organization in China, everyone has grown up hearing about his "fame", so now everyone is very interested in the civil unrest in the Rockets and has turned into a crowd.

In a traffic society, the emergence of unscrupulous media is inevitable. As everyone's interest in a matter gradually increases, the media's investigation and random fabrication of that matter will become more and more in-depth and outrageous.

Like a star.

Regardless of whether it is the past life or this life, celebrities are the objects of everyone's attention and love. In the previous life, China's stars were singers and movie stars, but in this life, China's stars are elves.

In the past life of China, as long as something happened to a well-known star, such as an acne on his face, he would be directly on the hot search, and the popularity would not subside within a few days.

And this is still a small thing. When a "big thing" happens, such as being cheated on or having an affair, it is really earth-shattering.

Everyone on the Internet, even people who don’t follow or like celebrities, can know about this.

why

Because there are many people who like celebrities, and if there are more people, then the media will report on them just to eat, they will write articles for urination, and the up owners will also make videos, and they can even create a craze in your chat group.

And with various reports about various creations and people who are ready to eat this food, more and more people know about it, and more and more people are eating it. Those creators who are full of food will choose to stop this. stock craze

Of course not, they want to eat more

So they will take the initiative to dig up other things about the person in the incident. If they are really cruel, they can even dig out the other person's age and bedwetting for you.

This is still a bit of a principle. We only report real things. What will happen to those who have little ability but are unwilling to lag behind?

Report fake news, create topics, and cause wars

This is basically what some people who post and write articles are good at and are passionate about, because they do not need to "appear" when they write articles and articles, it is just a pen name, and no one sees their appearance, so even if they are scolded , they won’t care, after all, there is money to be made

Relatively speaking, video uptakers and some major news interview media are relatively restrained. After all, uptakers will show their faces to some extent, so they have to show their face, and large media also have a foundation, so they can't mess around.

So the current civil unrest in Team Rocket is the same. People are interested and want to watch it. What should I do?

Editor, give me a life editor

All kinds of urinals have turned into reasoning masters and novel masters, unfolding their imaginations and creating creations.

After chatting with Chen Yongan and the others, Zhou Jiang counted and compiled eleven reasons for the civil unrest in the Rockets. This is what everyone knows, and there are still many who don't know or haven't seen it.

Chatting along the way, Zhou Jiang and the others were on the road around the clock, except for eating, sleeping, resting along the way, and meeting elves and dealing with them. Three days later, they finally arrived at their destination.

Although the official map does not indicate where this place is, Zhou Jiang has marked it before. After all, he is a bit of a road warrior. If he does not mark the location of the base on the map, how will he return to the city after replenishing supplies?

By then he will definitely not be able to find the location of the base.

So when he was in the wild before, he marked each "base" he stayed on on the map of his mobile phone and uploaded it to the cloud.

As soon as they entered the territory of Wind Speed ​​Dog, Zhou Jiang and the others encountered a team of four elves.

These four elves are a mixed elf team composed of the Lizard King, the Cunning Tengu, the Flying Mantis and the Eagle. They are probably all the younger brothers of the Wind Speed ​​Dog. Otherwise, the elves are all gathered together based on race. Only under the lord There will be this mixed combination of elves under his command.

Zhou Jiang has been in the Wind Speed ​​Dog territory for a long time. The elves have basically fought with the Wind Speed ​​Dog's younger brothers. Logically speaking, they should know Zhou Jiang, but when Zhou Jiang came up to greet them, they were wary. They took a step back, gathered together, looked at Zhou Jiang with vigilant eyes, then waved their arms and leaned forward with a fierce expression on their faces.

Zhou Jiang knew what this meant. Although he didn't remember much of what he was taught in class, how could Zhou Jiang not see such an obvious attitude?

They are warning Zhou Jiang and the others, asking them to leave here quickly and exit this territory.

Zhou Jiang was stunned for a moment and shouted to them: "Hey, your boss Feng Su Gou and I are friends, don't you know me?"

"roar~"

The Lizard King let out a low roar, and the postures of the four elves became more aggressive. If Zhou Jiang and the others did not leave, they would launch an attack.

"Holy shit, what the hell is going on? Have we gone to the wrong place?" Chen Yongan from behind asked in a low voice to Chen Fan and Chen Zi'ang who were standing next to them.

"How do I know?" Chen Fan shook his head slightly and whispered, trying not to make any big moves to arouse the suspicion of the four elves.

"Maybe the owner has changed," Chen Ziang guessed.

In the wild forest, there are countless lord elves. There are some with high levels and some with low levels. They are all divided into two areas.

Except for some salted fish, the lord elves deep in this forest will actively invade the territories of other lord elves.

Expanding their territory and recruiting younger brothers is their goal.

It is not impossible for the Wind Speed ​​Dog's territory to be annexed by other elves. After all, this kind of thing is too common in the wild.

Zhou Jiang couldn't hear what Chen Yongan and the others said behind him. He looked at the four elves opposite and cursed mmp in his heart.

After thinking about it, Zhou Jiang decided to knock them down first. Judging from their appearance, communication was impossible. Only after knocking them down would they learn to respect people and listen to them. the words said.

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