Global Elf

Cheng Lei studied in depth and discovered that performance is also very profound and profound, and it is not just a matter of posing.

But he didn't have much time to study. The day after returning from Zhang Chang's house, Sun Die and others went to register for the gorgeous contest.

In line with the professional spirit of loving what he does, Cheng Lei followed Sun Die and practiced swordplay all the way.

In fact, after mastering swordsmanship, going to jianhua again is like a college student going back to learn addition and subtraction within ten. It is not difficult at all. You just need to become more proficient.

It's a pity that the gorgeous competition is not a sword and flower competition. It requires overall expression and rhythm. These are what Cheng Lei lacks, so he can only make up for it little by little.

Although he still feels that this is stupid, since it involves his own strength, he will go all out

Cheng Lei was practicing when he suddenly heard a surprised voice: "Wow, this elf is so handsome. Can I touch it?"

Cheng Lei raised his head and saw a strange man wearing a strange hood walking in front of Sun Die.

Behind the weirdo, there is a small flying eye floating. It looks like a fist-sized eye with two wings behind it. It should be his elf and can be used as a video recorder.

Sun Die was a little at a loss when facing the weirdo and the camera: "Hey, are you talking about heroic spirits?"

"Yes," the weirdo said excitedly, "Isn't the most handsome elf here yours? Is it called a heroic spirit?"

As he spoke, he lowered his head and glanced at the barrage from the mobile phone in his hand, and said: "Wait a minute, friends in the water say that it is not the most handsome elf, but the most handsome elf, whether human or elf."

After reading it, he immediately said: "Young friend is not objective anymore. He should be the most handsome one besides me."

Sun Die and Cheng Lei looked at him amusing himself with confused expressions, not knowing what he was doing.

"Hey, don't you know me?" The weirdo raised his head, saw the expressions of the two people, and introduced himself, "Humbly, I am an unknown grandma from the competition, and Mr. Headgear is currently broadcasting live."

"Oh." Sun Die didn't know how to answer, so he could only say awkwardly, "Hello, grandma."

Headgear: ""

He originally wanted to be modest, but it seemed that the other party didn't even know how to compete, let alone him.

There was a lot of laughter in the barrage.

"Well, I'm not a grandma. I'm a video producer on a video website. You can call me Mr. Tougua." Mr. Tougua had no choice but to do some popular science. "Besides, if I'm not being modest, I'm not unknown. Forget it. You don’t know anyway, this is not the key, the key is whether I can touch your elf.”

Sun Die said generously: "As long as the heroic spirit agrees, it's okay, but I can't control it. You can ask it yourself."

Mr. Hood thought this was consent. After all, how could any elf disobey his master?

So he turned to look at Xiao Feiyan and said in an excited tone: "Friends, the generous, kind, beautiful and lovely owner has agreed. I can touch where you want me to touch. Tell me in the barrage."

The density of barrages suddenly increased:

"Hahaha, another elf was brutally murdered by Grandma"

"The master must have been confused and thought he was just touching his head. They couldn't imagine what the unscrupulous grandma could do."

"I still remember the way the original wolf looked at a loss when his anus was touched last time. It made me laugh so hard, hahaha."

Mr. Headgear is known for his inability to get offline in competitions, and his water friends are naturally not serious people either, and they all give him bad ideas.

The hood man rubbed his hands together excitedly, and the hood he wore turned into a funny expression automatically.

The hood is actually his elf too

It turns out that he is still a trainer, no wonder he keeps losing his moral integrity and hasn't been beaten to death.

The hooded man's hood turned into a squinting expression, and he turned around with this expression on his face. He saw that he had evil intentions.

However, as soon as he turned around, he noticed a sharp blade on his neck.

The other side of the sharp blade was held in Cheng Lei's hand.

Although Cheng Lei couldn't see the barrage on his phone and didn't know the style of his previous works, but looking at the expression on his hood, he knew that this guy didn't have any good intentions. How could he let him get close to him?

The hooded man was frightened: ""

The barrage did not expect this elf to be so individual, and the screen was suddenly filled with hahaha, 2333, lol, xswl

The sharp blade pointed at Mr. Hood's neck again, and he was so frightened that he shouted: "Hero, spare your life, I was wrong."

His hood also changed into a crying expression, and then into a charming smile and begging for mercy.

This thing is just a mobile emoticon pack, no wonder it’s so popular

Sun Die and others were also laughing non-stop. Among them, Hao Xian had seen the video of Mr. Headgear and laughed the loudest:

"Hahaha, Mr. Hood, you are like today. None of us dare to mess with the heroic spirit. How dare you tease it and seek death?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.—(Suiyou) are here and tell me, brother, that I was wrong, please take the sword away."

Hao Xian first logged into his account and posted a barrage in the live broadcast, and then turned to Sun Die and said: "Sun Die, you have to vote during the game. Your performance on the field is very important, and off-field publicity is equally important. It won't be until the end that you vote." The media won’t report it. It’s also good for us to get to know some new media in advance. Why not give him some face?”

"But the heroic spirit doesn't listen to me. You know, it is the boss among us." Sun Die whispered, "Forget it, I'll persuade it."

Cheng Lei's heart moved. What Hao Xian said makes sense.

This is where the gorgeous competition is more complicated than the college entrance examination. The college entrance examination is purely based on strength, but the gorgeous competition relies on popularity. After all, the alliance converts strength based on popularity, so it will naturally push the most popular players to the front.

Therefore, in addition to competitions, off-site publicity must also keep up. Sun Die does not have relevant resources, so these grassroots self-media need to pay more attention.

Thinking of this, Cheng Lei's expression naturally relaxed a little, and the blade of the sword slightly left the headgear's neck.

The headgear turned into an expression of relief, and the headgear man dared to brag to the water friends: "You see, my headgear man's face is still very useful. Even the heroic spirit gave me a thin noodle, so I will touch it." it"

Before he could finish his words, he saw the "heroic spirit" who had given him face slash his neck with his sword.

"Fuck!" Mr. Hood took a step back in fear, and Mr. Hood turned into panic.

Even Sun Die and others were startled and quickly shouted: "No"

They thought the "heroic spirit" was angry and wanted to kill someone.

But the sword just passed by Mr. Hood's neck, patted his shoulder lightly, and was taken back by Cheng Lei.

Mr. Hood was stunned for a long time, and then suddenly realized: "Damn it, it agreed to let me touch it, so it tapped my shoulder with the sword, but this should be it touching me."

Cheng Lei retracted his sword and stopped looking at him. He wouldn't betray himself for a mere click.

What's more, this kind of performance may attract more fans

Sure enough, the barrage had exploded.