Chapter 4 What a big joke

Rumble!

Wang Feng directly knocked out a hole in the street ground, and then he tilted his head to the other side, slammed and banged…

The silent street suddenly made bursts of explosions, and the surrounding neighbors were all awakened. They opened the windows one by one, and saw that the day-to-day streets were now devastated. In the dusty sky, a human-shaped shadow kept hitting the street. Knock out holes one by one.

“It’s a weirdo, please notify the Heroes’ Association and let them dispatch heroes to destroy.”

“God bless you, don’t weird people stare at my house.”

The street residents were stunned, hiding in their homes shiveringly, praying for God’s blessings, or calling the Heroes’ Association and so on.

Headquarters of the Heroes Association of City A.

“Jingle Bell!”

The Heroes Association customer service hotline kept ringing.

“Hey, hello, this is the headquarters of the Heroes Association…Huh? You said that weird people appeared in the east city of M City? Well, we have understood the situation and will immediately send people to verify and notify the recent heroes to destroy the weird people. Please rest assured, Our Heroes Association aims to protect the safety of the people, and we will eliminate the weird people as soon as possible…”

The customer service lady of the Heroes Association is wearing a black tight-fitting suit skirt with a white shirt inside. What’s interesting is that the black suit jacket of the Association girls is uniformly open, and the white shirt is supported by the chest, so she is the first to see the heroes association girls. The eyes are usually attracted by the white rising above their chests.

Of course, except for the flat breasted girl!

“Deputy Minister Jace, according to reports from citizens, weird people appeared on Dongcheng Street in M ​​City…” After the customer service lady hung up the phone, she immediately reported to Jace, the deputy director of the Operation Department of the Association.

The Heroes Association has many departments, such as the Operations Department, the Finance Department, and the Operations Department. The Operations Department is responsible for fighting against strangers. It has a subordinate hero management group and intelligence group. Among them, the director of the operations department is Xiqi.

“East City?” Jace’s face full of stubble Chinese characters tightened, “Immediately call nearby cameras to verify the situation, and evaluate the level of the weird according to the degree of the weird disaster, and check whether there are heroes moving near the place where the weird appears.”

“Yes!”

Maria, who is in charge of the information management and monitoring of the weirdo, nodded, and immediately directed the computer operation staff to get busy immediately. The sound of crackling and keyboarding continued to sound. The live video was sent over. In the video, the street was dusty, and it was unclear. I saw a looming figure busy in the dust.

“The weirdo is there…”

The staff quickly assessed the situation on the spot as seen by the camera, and concluded after a long time that the level of the weird person was… Tiger level!

“Issue the weirdo alert immediately.” Jess commanded.

“clear.”

Maria immediately joined the M city alarm notifier. In all major cities, the Heroes’ Association installed an alarm notifier similar to a TV tower. The sound of the alarm notifier can be heard throughout the city to inform the strangers in place and remind everyone to be safe. measure.

“Attention residents of City M, and residents of City M. The Heroes Association has notified urgently that tiger-level monsters have appeared in Dongcheng Street. The Heroes Association is currently dispatching heroes to destroy the monsters. Before the monsters are eliminated, please stay away from the streets of Dongcheng…”

After Maria and the M City alarm notifier, the residents were dispersed through the alarm notifier.

“The nearby hero…no one within a kilometer…expanded to within one kilometer…”

On the other side, the staff is searching for heroes who are active near the east city of M city.

Standing behind Jess, Coleson, who is in charge of hero management, stared at the East City area of ​​M City on Jess’s computer screen, and said quietly, “By the way, M City East City…is King’s residence, right?”

“What? You said that King, who is known as the strongest man on the surface, lives in the East City of M City?” Jace was astonished.

Coulson nodded, “Looking at the address reported by the residents, it is indeed near King’s residence.”

Jace promptly commanded: “Call King immediately and ask King to take action to eliminate the weirdo.”

“Yes.”

Maria tapped a few slender fingers on the computer, and Jace’s computer screen immediately showed that he was calling king.

In the world of One Punch Man, science and technology are very advanced, and even smart robots have appeared. However, advanced technology has not been popularized. It is only used in a few higher institutions and companies. The popularization of technology in the private sector is the same as that of the earth. Computers, cars, etc. are all complete. , The only regret is that there are no online game developers in this world. The role of the computer is to check information or chat on the Internet. As a result, King can only play home game consoles at home and play games such as “Street King of Fighters” with the handle. Online games.

Sometimes I think about it, maybe developing an online game similar to “League of Legends” in the One Punch Man world will be a big hit! If Saitama plays “League of Legends”, he will definitely fall in love with the role of the blind monk.

“Attention residents of City M, and residents of City M. The Heroes Association has notified all residents that tiger-level weird people have appeared on Dongcheng Street. The Heroes Association is currently dispatching heroes to eliminate weird people. Before weird people are eliminated, please stay away from Dongcheng Street… ”

“Huh, what?”

Wang Feng raised his head and turned his ears, “Weird people appear again in M ​​City? Where is it?”

He was taken aback for a moment, and shook his head: “Just leave it alone, it didn’t affect me anyway.”

He shook his head, slammed again, and continued to hit the street. Under the influence of the brutal collision and trampling, the kilometer street in front of his house had appeared as many holes. Under the influence of the trampling and the brutal collision, he Transformed into a bulldozer, rumbling all the way to clean the streets.

“Jingle Bell!”

Just as he was very busy, the phone bell inside his clothes rang suddenly, he took a breath, took out the phone and pressed the hands-free: “Hey, who…” His head hit the street again.

Rumble!

“Is it king?” Jace asked cautiously.

“Yes, it’s me. Tell me if you have something, I’m busy!” Wang Feng slammed his head on the ground and replied casually.

boom……

Inside the Heroes Association headquarters, Jess, Coleson, Maria and others were in a daze, and the computer audio continued to emit various bursts.



Maria hesitated: “King seems to be fighting with people?”

“It’s possible.” Jace’s eyes lit up. “The weird man appeared near King’s house. Maybe King had already taken action after he discovered it, and he is now destroying the weird man.”

“What are you whispering? Speak louder, my side is very noisy, I can’t hear you.” Wang Feng’s voice yelled from the screen.

Jace shouted into the microphone: “king, a tiger-class stranger appeared near your house. The association hopes that you can take action to eliminate the stranger…”

“Weird people appeared near me?”

Wang Feng was startled. It turned out that the weird man in the alert had appeared near his home.

Jace and they looked at each other. Isn’t King fighting the weird people they identified?

“What kind of weirdo?” He was nervous, estimating the remaining energy of the card, uh, there is not much left, it was dark in the middle of winter, and bad luck.

“It’s not certain for the time being. That weird man is continuing to destroy the streets of Dongcheng, causing smoke and dust. The weird man is very cunning, hiding in it, making it impossible to distinguish his face.”

“East City? Destroy the streets?”

Wang Feng was startled, why did he sound like he was talking about himself? When he looked up, the smoke and dust covered the sky and the moon. He also couldn’t see the surrounding situation, F*ck, just like the freak scene described by Jace.

“Did the weirdo break holes in the street?” He asked tentatively.

“Yes, the entire street was almost completely destroyed, and the disaster level has reached tiger level.”

Wang Feng was silent for a moment, and said quietly: “You can withdraw from the surveillance, the weirdo will not destroy the streets…” He felt that the power in his body was being lost, and he no longer needed to actively use skills to consume energy.

“Ah? Could it be King… You have eliminated the weirdo?” Jace said in surprise.

“…”

Wang Feng touched the tip of his nose, and was not ashamed to tell Jace that the so-called weird man was him.

“Thank you Mr. King for working for the safety of the people. The heroes in our association should learn from Mr. King’s spirit and put people’s safety and the elimination of disasters first in their hearts…”

Not speaking is acquiescence, Jace thinks so.

Wang Feng: “Uh…” Jace made his old face redden with praise.

“Thank you again for your dedication and good night.”

Seeing Wang Feng kept silent, Jace thought Wang Feng was bored, so he hung up the call very “sensibly”.

Inside the Heroes’ Association headquarters.

Jace smiled and said, “The weirdo has been wiped out, Maria, please check.”

“OK.”

Maria watched the video near Dongcheng Street, the rumbling noise had disappeared, the dust in the sky was also gradually dissipating, and the figure in the dust disappeared.

“Report to the Deputy Minister, the stranger has been lost, but the body of the stranger can’t be found.”

“Huh? How could this be?” Jace frowned, his face full of confusion.

“Well, it’s normal to find a dead body. You forgot what King’s trick is?” Coleson smiled.

Maria and Jace’s eyes lit up, and they said in unison: “Purgatory Warriors Explosive Heat Wave Cannon!?”

“Yes, it is rumored that if this trick comes out, everything that stands in front of it will be wiped out. It is estimated that the weird person has drifted away with the wind.” Coleson pushed his glasses, the middle-pointed blond was attractive.

“Okay, deserves to be king.” Jace laughed. “Quickly, issue a notice to inform the residents of M City that the weird people have been wiped out.”

“I will do it right away.”

Maria flicked her short dark green hair, and a smile appeared on her pretty face.

“Well, since the weirdos have been eliminated, I went back to sleep. Recently, the signs of weird activities have become more frequent, and I am exhausted.”

Coulson stretched and turned to leave the war room.

Maria reconnected to the M City alarm notification device and notified the citizens with a sweet voice: “City M residents, please note, M City residents, please note that the tiger-level monsters that appeared in the east city of M city have been wiped out by the S-level hero king, and the east city is safe. Please rest assured…”

Wang Feng was thinking about how to make up for the fault of destroying the street at home, and he was shocked when he heard the alarm notification.

“That’s a joke… It’s so big.”

He became a “weird” and a “hero”, playing two roles, the most important thing is to win both fame and fortune! It’s like a joke!

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