King Engine Of One Punch Man

Concluding remarks

Bang! !

There was a burst of warm applause under the stage.

“Welcome to the interview with famous experts of China Reading Group. I am your old friend-keep it small.”

On the stage is the arrangement of a traditional talk show, a small table, two chairs, a little bit wearing the usual penguin headgear, holding the host’s hand card, and quickly chanting: “This show is produced by Alibaba, Wanda Group, Shanda Entertainment and Perfect World sponsored the broadcast…”

Bang!

There was another round of applause for face.

“Then, let’s invite our guest of today, the famous writer-I am Pei Bi.”

Bang!

It is still a steady applause.

“Hello everyone, I am Beibi…”

A handsome guy quickly walked onto the stage with a warm smile.

“Hello host.”

“Hello, Beibi.”

After the two greeted each other, they sat down separately.

Starting from a small point and politely said: “Peibi, the big guy may not be familiar with you, would you like to introduce yourself?”

“Introduce yourself?”

Beibi looked at the audience under the stage with a smile.

I am Beibi, one of the writers under the Reading Group, and also one of the top five in reading. The first man in reading-Beibi, the second in reading-me, Beibi, the third in reading Shuai-it is Beibi, the fourth man in the reading-I am Beibi, and I am the last one.

Book friends often say that the five handsome readers are almost as handsome as they are.

The eyes of the masses are sharp, so I won’t refute it.

As such a well-known and handsome writer, I can’t be invited to ordinary programs of course, but the starting point is to “sign a contract with 50,000 characters, test the water with one hundred thousand characters, and put the book on the shelves after two hundred thousand characters”. The conditions are too generous.

In the face of hospitality, I reluctantly agreed.

Because I seem to have seen the pinnacle of my writing career, hehehehe…

He was a little excited when he thought about it!

“Ahem…”

Beibi put away the messy thoughts, gave a dry cough, and prepared to introduce himself according to the script, “Hello everyone, I am…”

However, he just spoke…

“Thank you for your self-introduction.”

Start small and applaud for the first time.

“this……”

Shelley was dumbfounded and stared slightly. What did it mean to interrupt me when I introduced myself?

Bang! !

There was a burst of applause from the audience.

Huhu, keep your image in front of the audience, keep your image, after all, there is thunderous applause in the audience, obviously the audience likes me very much, of course I can’t let the audience down…

He took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, glanced at the stage, his eyes stopped suddenly, wait a minute, what the hell is the stage?

Among the ten audience chairs in the audience, there was only one uncle wearing overalls and a work card holding a broadcaster. Whenever he needed applause, the uncle clicked it, and a burst of mechanized applause came out.

Oh shit, this broken show is too simple, dare to say that it is the most popular column under the banner of Reading?

Nonsence!

There is a feeling of being tricked into a wolf’s den, no, I have to go!

Bei Yin’s complexion tightened, and he stood up swiftly, and turned around to leave.

“Very well, the show continues, Beibi, as a writer, usually stays at home, if you are alone, you should be very lonely, then do you have a girlfriend?”

He stared at the change in Beibi’s expression with piercing eyes.

Oh, this question is so prickly, how can a writer have a girlfriend? It is a group of single dogs, except for the codewords, they usually do health exercises-a slow motion in the left hand and the right hand.

Can’t answer frankly, otherwise it will make people laugh if I am so handsome and can’t find a girlfriend.

I’m also a person who wants a face!

But how should I answer?

Well, I always have dinner with my buddies, so let’s replace my buddies with girlfriends and portray my dinner situation, perfect.

He finished thinking secretly, and immediately replied: “Usually, my girlfriends and I often go out to dinner and drink, oh, don’t you know, my girlfriends can drink it, and one person can drink more than a dozen bottles of beer. I’m completely dry. But, besides, they always like to eat bullwhip when they eat barbecue. They talk about supplementing and supplementing. Oh, they must have done a lot of health exercises on weekdays, so if it is false, I said to exercise restraint. They just don’t believe it…”

He crackled and said Chase, and when he was secretly smug, he looked up and saw that his smaller gaze was very deep, and there was a shimmering light that could see through everything.

Oh shit, isn’t there a loophole in the words just now? Oops, let him see through.

“You don’t have a girlfriend, do you?”

Picking up a little bit, poked his heart straight.

puff!

Beibi secretly vomited a mouthful of old blood, prickling his heart.

Damn it, can you speak tactfully? If this goes on, I will be shameless?

No, I have to go!

He shuffled to his feet.

puff!

Picked up a little bit of eyesight and quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.

“What are you doing again?”

Bei Bi stared angrily. No matter how good the conditions are, I won’t stay with this kind of broken show. After all, I want to face it.

He said in a small voice in a low voice: “The default is a big push!!”

Snapped!

Beibi sat down again. Of course, he explained beforehand that he didn’t stay because of some default recommendation, but felt that he could not forget his original intention as a person. What did he do on the show? Naturally, it is to interact with the fans a lot, so in order not to disappoint the fans, I must not go.

“Okay, the show continues.”

I took a small look at the hand card and asked with a smile: “As we all know, there are four great men in the online literature world. The first three are called Dongyan, Xier, and Nanzui. What is the name of the fourth?”

Aha, brain teasers, as a handsome and smart master, how can he stump such a small problem?

Beibi thought secretly, Dongyan, Xier, Nanzui…Oh, I got it.

He smiled triumphantly, “North nose.”

“I have never seen such a brazen man who claims to be a beautiful man, bah, shameless, bah bah…”

He pointed at Beibi frantically to spit out, with a look of disgust.

What the hell? Am I wrong? After the east eye, west ear, and south mouth, it should indeed be Beibi, huh? Wait a minute, Beibi? Shellfish? Damn it, it’s a trap, it’s hit.

However, I am indeed a beautiful man!

However, this is no longer the focus, but this penguin is too shameless. This interview is definitely premeditated, and it is to cheat me, a handsome and intelligent man.

No, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time, I have to go!

He shuffled to his feet.

puff!

Picked up a little bit of eyesight and quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.

“What are you doing again?”

Bei Bi stared angrily. No matter how good the conditions are, I won’t stay with this kind of broken show. After all, I want to face it.

He said in a low voice: “App cover recommendation!!!”

Snapped!

Beibi sat down again. Of course, it was explained beforehand that he was not staying because of some default recommendation. After all, the recommendation is a cloud for him. The fragrance of wine is not afraid of deep alleys. His novel is well written, even if there is no recommendation. Can fire.The reason why he stayed was just that his knees were soft just now, and he couldn’t help but sit down again. It may be because of sitting for a long time and his legs were numb.

Since he sits down again, of course he can’t stand up again, otherwise it will give people an impression of volatility, which is not very good.

“Okay, let’s continue the show.”

I took a small look at the hand card and asked: “As we all know, there are four big gangster writers in our online literary world. The last three are shameless, dirty, and indecent. Then, who is the number one gangster in the online literary world? ”

Is it a brain teaser again? This kind of question is of course trivial to me.

“Well, shameless, dirty, nasty…ah, I thought about it.”

Shelley coin hammered in the palm of his hand, and said in a spirited spirit: “The number one hooligan in the online literature world is despicable.”

Bang! !

A little warm applause, and exclaimed: “Baibi, you finally admitted that you are the number one hooligan in the online literature world. Although your behavior makes me sick, your courage to face your own bad roots is worthy of my admiration. ”

Happiness!

The uncle in the audience immediately broadcasted applause from the audience.

What, what the hell? How can I admit that I am the number one hooligan in the online literature world? Um, wait a minute, despicable… shellfish? Damn it, every problem is a trap, and it’s a catch if you don’t pay attention.

This penguin is too insidious, and this show is too sinister. If I continue, my image will be completely ruined, and my huge fan base will leave me.

No, I can’t stay any longer, I have to go!

He shuffled to his feet.

puff!

Picked up a little bit of eyesight and quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.

“What are you doing again?”

Beibi glared a little angrily. No matter how good the conditions are for this kind of broken show, I will not continue to stay as a master, after all, I also want face.

A little bit whispered: “Recommend all channels!!”

Snapped!

Beibi sat down again. Of course, it was explained beforehand that he did not stay because of any omni-channel recommendation. After all, that thing is unnecessary for him who is determined to take the copyright route.

He just cherished his enthusiasm for his career and was responsible for his business, and he didn’t want to leave in anger.

However, even if he stayed, he couldn’t let a little bit mess around, and had to take preemptive actions.

He smiled and said: “Starting up a little, can you ask some questions about writing? Don’t always dwell on the little things that are rotten.”

“Questions related to writing? Okay, no problem.”

I turned a little bit, and immediately said: “Pei Bi, you are a master of writing, Grandmaster various writing skills, I will test your ability to express situations.”

“Situational ability? Heh, little meaning.”

The corners of Beibi’s mouth are slightly bent, with a confident expression on his face.

“Excuse me!”

“One day, when you were taking a shower, there was an explosion in the kitchen, the sound of a chainsaw in the bedroom, and the scream of your sister in the living room. At this time, your hair suddenly caught fire, and there was a rocker The singer strummed the guitar and came in with three singing dogs. They took a bottle of milk and put out the fire on your head. What vocabulary should I use to summarize this story?”

Start small and describe the problem in a quick tone.

“…”

Beibi looked sluggish, fucking, and didn’t hear what he was saying at all.

How to answer this question?

Bang!

However, when he was confused, Qi Xiaodian was the first to applaud and exclaimed: “Pei Bi is worthy of a master writer, and his expression perfectly expresses the scene that I was just now…”

Bang bang bang! !

There was a fierce beating on the stage.

“Beat you to death, let you ask a few blindly, beat you to death…”

Pei Bi held up his chair, his face sullenly beaten up frantically.

Beep Beep Beep! !

Soon after, the sirens of a police car came outside.

“You fine products, god-tiers, platinums in the online literature world, when I come out, I will kill you all…”

Beibi tightly grasped the steel bar on the police car, and yelled at the onlookers of the third-class writers.

In the end, in view of Beibi’s strong tendency to violence, in order to prevent threats to the lives of other people, the judge decided to sentence Beibi to life imprisonment and not to be released from prison for life.

“Huh? Judge, I’m just a moment of anger, don’t take it seriously, oh, let me go, I want to write extras, I want to write a sequel, give me a chance, I want to be a good person…”

“Woo, mom, I won’t write novels again in my next life.”

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