King Who Will Cross

Earth-shattering is a perfect way to describe His Majesty's new eye book development of the new King of Tuvalu.

Whether it is governments or netizens, when they see that news, they all feel like they are hallucinating.

After netizens confirmed again and again, their first question was: Has Japan released him? When was it released, how was it released, and why was there no news?

Even the Japanese side chose to handle such a big matter in a low-key manner because they took care of their own face. But how could the media in New Tuvalu, as well as the media in other countries, say nothing about it?

The second question is why is His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu so petty?

TC Holographic Technology Company and Wenner Company have cooperated to develop a personal computer for such a long time, which can be said to be the most advanced personal computer product of this era. If it weren't for stocking up, we would have started creating a sales miracle a month or two ago.

The launch of the world's first personal computer using holographic projection technology is scheduled for next Monday, six days later.

At this time, the King of New Tuvalu will hold a lottery with 3,000 personal computers priced at US$2,800 each, which naturally arouses the enthusiasm of many netizens.

As we all know, His Majesty the new King of Tuvalu has always been generous and it is impossible for him to cheat in the lottery.

However, when netizens saw it clearly written on the news: Any netizen who has published inappropriate remarks against me and New Tuvalu on Eyebook is not eligible for this lottery...

It exploded in an instant. Some people were happy, some were sad, and many were confused.

The happy people are naturally the netizens who have always supported His Majesty the new King of Tuvalu from the beginning to the end, and the sad people are naturally the netizens who have made rude remarks to His Majesty the new King of Tuvalu. Those who are confused do not know what constitutes inappropriate speech.

Soon, Eyebook officials announced a list on the new Tuvalu King’s Eyebook homepage. This list is all those who are eligible for the lottery, with a total number of 12,721 people.

There are 300 million fans, and the last post had over 2 million comments. But of the two million commenters, only 12,000 were eligible for the draw. This shows how much abuse the king of New Tuvalu has suffered!

Some of these abuses come from the time when New Tuvalu refused to disclose the treatment methods for cancer and AIDS, and restricted treatment locations to New Tuvalu. Some also come from when His Majesty the new King of Tuvalu declared that Japan would be held accountable. There are even some people who are just jealous and jealous of His Majesty the new King of Tuvalu's current achievements, so they abuse him wantonly.

Some people regretted it, and some people continued to curse because they were not qualified for the lottery.

But no matter what, when the lottery of more than 12,000 people is over and one-third of them get the prizes, many people will no longer wantonly curse in the eyes of His Majesty the King of Tuvalu.

Inform Wenner Company that this lottery is a marketing activity for new products. Li Daniu told Castro: So, these 3,000 personal computers will be counted as the joint-stock company's head.

Castro said with an embarrassed look: Your Majesty the King, such a small amount of money... Besides, we only provide technology as a joint-stock company, and all the funds are invested by Winner...

Li Daniu said with a straight face: Isn't this money considered money? If Wenner Company were to do this advertisement, how much advertising would it cost to achieve the current influence?

Castro reluctantly agreed and prepared to communicate with Wenner Company.

Burns next to him said: Your Majesty the King, now is not the time to talk about such trivial matters. Japan is annoying us to death, and their words are very fierce.

Li Daniu said nonchalantly: I have rescued people, what else can they do? Start a war?

Burns smiled bitterly and said: They want us to give an explanation because their people are dead.

Your Majesty the King, our people did strike too hard. Of the 24 people on the other side, 7 died on the spot. In the 15 intensive care units, 6 more died in the past two days, and the remaining ones were not out of danger.

Li Daniu shook his head and said, What do you know? The point of this matter is that there are no casualties among our people. What does it have to do with us whether people from other countries die or not?

Burns said: But where is Japan?

Li Daniu waved his hand and said, You have nothing to do with this matter, just blame it all on me.

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While His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu was educating his Prime Minister, high-level meetings on the Japanese side had been held for a long time.

It is impossible for us to start a war. Have you forgotten? The last time an idiot from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs said he reserved the right to use force, he was already warned by Russia?

Japan was a defeated country in World War II and was deprived of the right to use force against other countries.

Russia just said: It does not think we have the right to use force. According to the contract we signed at the time, and the subsequent amendments and additions to the pacifist constitution, we now have the full power to use force against New Tuvalu.

Yes, when our national security and the safety of citizens' lives and property are violated, we have the right to use force. New Tuvalu brutally killed 13 of our citizens in order to save their people, and their so-called rescue operation , it has no legal effect at all. Our use of force at this time is the best opportunity. Don’t forget how much advanced technology New Tuvalu has.

New Tuvalu has so much advanced technology, but it never has the military strength to match it. Sooner or later, it will be captured by other countries. Rather than letting other countries snatch New Tuvalu's technology, it is better for us to use this opportunity opportunity to get the technology of New Tuvalu.”

When similar arguments prevailed, a member of Parliament said: Have you forgotten what kind of disasters we suffered after the war? Also, New Tuvalu has so many advanced technologies, you really Do you think that even if we win this war, we can successfully get these technologies into our hands?

The meeting place fell silent for a moment.

The MP continued: Other countries are waiting to see our jokes, because they all know that we can't do anything and dare not do anything. And the fact is, this is also the case. New Tuvalu only said that their people returned home successfully, but But they did not admit that they did it. They can completely evade it and say that it was the personal behavior of His Majesty the King and that they paid mercenaries to do it. What can we do?

Someone suggested: We can hold their king accountable. This is equivalent to buying a murderer to kill someone.

Then what? the congressman asked rhetorically, and then said: New Tuvalu cannot allow us to extradite their king to our country. If it is in his own country, even if he is tried, what is the point? ? He can definitely say that this is the personal behavior of one of his subordinates and has nothing to do with him.

The meeting was silent again. The other party was the king of a monarchy country. With such an identity, unless it was to launch a war, there was no way he could harm the other party at all.

It is precisely because the other party has this identity that the other party has developed so many advanced technologies and can still make money and develop its own country without any problems.

If he were an ordinary person, or even a Fortune 500 company, he would have been swallowed up by all countries because of those powerful technologies.

The congressman spoke again and said: I suggest that this matter be made public and let the world see the barbarism of New Tuvalu! Then, we will decide how to deal with New Tuvalu after taking a look at the public opinion. Negotiate.”

I agree!

I agree!

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Japan held an emergency press conference. At the press conference, Japan disclosed relevant information about the invaded site, as well as information about the security personnel who had died and were in the intensive care unit.

With the permission of our country's laws, we legally restricted the personal freedom of the two citizens of New Tuvalu and conducted investigations into the power outage while ensuring their physical and mental safety. However, we suffered a disaster that we should not have suffered. …”

When netizens saw the photos and some videos of the gun battle that were more intense than the movie, as well as the Japanese security personnel who were shot and killed, they became excited again.

Countless people came to the home page of His Majesty the New King of Tuvalu’s Eye Book, leaving crazy @comments. Within an hour after the Japanese press conference ended, the number of @and comments exceeded 8 million.

What made Li Daniu happy was that Ultron reported to him: Your Majesty the King, compared to before, the number of inappropriate comments in comments has decreased by 62.3%.

Not bad! Li Daniu said with a smile: Send me a message.

To all citizens of New Tuvalu, no matter where you are, please remember that I will always be your strongest support!

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