Konoha Farm: Digging the ground at the beginning revealed Uchiha Madara

The next day, early morning.

Inside the dormitory building.

In the room between Senju Hashirama.

On the bed, Senju Hashirama had just woken up from a sweet dream.

When I first woke up, my head felt dizzy.

"Whoops!"

He breathed out lightly and tapped his head, which was a little dizzy, with his right hand.

"Don't drink so crazily next time, it's too harmful to your body."

After muttering something, he just wanted to get up, but found that his abdomen was slightly heavy, as if something was pressing on him. At the same time, he noticed that his left hand was also pressed by something, and he could not pull it out.

Confused, Senju Hashirama lowered his head and looked towards his abdomen. Suddenly

, his face suddenly changed, and his head, which was still dizzy, almost woke up as if a bucket of ice water had been poured on it.

I screamed subconsciously!

"Ah...Aban!!!"

After Senju Hashirama screamed, he quickly covered his mouth, trying to cover up the scream.

His eyes widened, with a look of disbelief on his face.

What's going on?! Whose house is this? Abara The bedroom?

Thinking of this.

No, isn't this my bedroom? And why is Aban sleeping in the same bed as me ? Tezhujian was completely confused!

He shook his head and tried to remember what happened after drinking yesterday.

But no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't remember it!

Could it be that...

it happened yesterday? Did I put Ah Ban in sleep clothes? Senju Hashirama shook his head.

I'm straight!

I don't think I'm bent...

? Senju Hashirama is very anxious now.

Haubara is still sleeping.

If he wakes up and knows the current situation, will he kill him? Senju Hashirama thinks that he will be put away by the shovel digging the ground to avoid Uchi ? Haubara buried himself? The more he thought about Senju Hashirama, the more he became afraid.

This inhalation caused Uchi, who was lying on Senju Hashirama's abdomen, to swell slightly.

Haoban suddenly noticed something.

He woke up from his sleep.

"Wow~"

Uchiha Madara yawned slowly, and his eyelids trembled slightly.

"Slept so sweetly"

"？？？"

The next moment, he felt something was wrong

"Why is it so soft?"

No longer thinking about it, Uchiha Madara slowly opened his eyes.

"Damn it!!!"

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a person pressing under him.

And this person was none other than Senju Hashirama!!

Uchiha Madara's face showed surprise and disbelief.

He kept rubbing it with his hands. eyes. found this���After realizing that it was not an hallucination, his face instantly darkened. same time.

Seeing Uchiha Madara's dark face, Senju Hashirama tightened his body and forced a smile.

"Hi, morning...good morning……"

When Uchiha Madara heard this, his face turned as black as the bottom of a pot, and even reflected light!

Almost subconsciously!

He flew directly and kicked Senju Hashirama hard.

"Hasi hot mom!! Climb for me!!!!"

With his loud roar,

Senju Hashirama was kicked under the bed along with himself.

"Ouch! My ass!!!"

Sitting down on the wooden floor, Senju Hashirama kept rubbing his butt, with a look of pain on his face.

"Motor!! Why are you kicking me?!"

"You still have the nerve to say it! Uchiha Madara's face darkened, and he yelled:"You came to my bedroom to sleep, what are you asking me for?""

Hearing this, Senju Hashirama was stunned.

He understood.

Uchiha Madara was just like him before, drunk and sleeping.

"Motor! You open your eyes and take a look, whose house is this?!"

"？？？"Uchiha Madara was confused for a moment, then looked at the bedroom,"Isn't this my bedroom?" He didn't quite believe it, so he quickly opened the Mangekyō Sharingan and then the Rinnegan.

After some confirmation, Uchiha Madara finally understood

"The big pillar is actually your bedroom"

"Of course my bedroom! Senju Hashirama said with a dark face,"It's you, why did you come to sleep here with me?""

Feeling the doubtful look in his eyes, Uchiha Madara twitched the corner of his mouth and tried hard to recall what happened yesterday night.

But no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't think of anything.

"Uh... I'm done drinking."

Senju Hashirama saw that the other party's momentum had weakened, and he hurriedly raised the question again.

"Ah Ban, you came to my bedroom, are you plotting against me?"

"Are you plotting against you? Even if I have evil intentions against everyone in the ninja world, I can never do anything against you!"Uchiha Madara rolled his eyes. As he spoke, he rubbed his forehead wordlessly.

The next moment!

A long leather strip was exposed in the sight of the two of them.

And this leather strip was being held by Uchiha Madara's forehead. held by right hand

"Ah Ban...is this what you said, that you have no intention of doing anything to me?"The corners of Senju Hashirama's mouth twitched, and he stared at the pimp.

"……"Uchiha Madara's pupils shrank, looking in disbelief,"How is this possible? I have absolutely no thoughts about you, and I'm not a pervert! I'm straight!"

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Uchiha Madara said that his own was straight, but the leather strip in his hand was bent.

This seems a bit out of place

"I believe your ghost!"

Senju Hashirama looked at the leather strip in the opponent's hand, then lifted up the quilt and took a look. He didn't find anything abnormal, so he reluctantly felt relieved.

"Ah Ban, I'm warning you, I'm not interested in you at all. Don't have any thoughts about me anymore."

"cut."Uchiha Madara curled his lips.

Just when Senju Hashirama was about to stand up and pick up the quilt that fell on the floor, suddenly a"snap" sound sounded from the room.

A long leather strip , fell out of Senju Hashirama's bed.

At this moment, both Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara stared at the leather strips that fell on the ground. For a moment, they were silent in the room.

The bullying in the room seemed very strange, and you could hear a needle drop.

But soon, the originally quiet room was broken by a scream!

"Damn it!! How can this be?!"

Senju Hashirama couldn't help but uttered a curse word, his eyes widened, the corners of his mouth twitched crazily, and he said in shock.

He kept rubbing his eyes.

He didn't believe there was such a piece of leather under his bed!

However, Uchi Haoban's face twitched.

He quickly looked down at his bed and felt relieved.

What he expected didn't happen

, but his face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

"Dazhu, please explain to me carefully, what is going on with this leather strip?"

It's obvious now!

I have a leather strap in my hand.

And the other one must be Senju Hashirama's."

"Ah... Ah Ban, Ah Ban, please listen to my explanation!

Senju Hashirama felt the unkind gaze of the other party, trembling at the mouth, and said quickly:"Aban, I swear to the lamp that I have no intention of doing anything to you."……"

0 Asking for flowers.

He was halfway through his words when he looked up and saw that there was no bulb in the lamp holder.

"？？？"

"Um? What about the light bulb?!"

Hearing this, Uchiha Madara looked up at the broken light bulb and said,"It seems you don't have to swear anymore. The light bulb shattered after listening to your oath."

"Ah-Ban, Ah-Ban, let’s take a good look at it."Senju Hashirama said with a grin on his face.

"Okay, give it a try." Uchiha Madara didn't object.

Now the two of them want to know what happened after drinking the fragment yesterday night?

Senju Hashirama tugged his fingers and said:"Madara, after we watched the video yesterday evening , let’s start competing to see who can drink the best, right?"

"Well, that is indeed the case. Uchiha Madara thought for a while, trying to recall what happened last night. After a while, he said uncertainly:"After that... we both went to drain the water because we were in urgent need of urination, right?""

"right."Qianju Hashirama recalled something and nodded quickly,"I remember when we opened the gate to release the water, there seemed to be a small competition?"

"The competition...the competition seems to be who can release water farther and last longer?"

Hearing this, Uchiha nodded and said:"It seems that is the case. I remember that I won."

"Right?"When Senju Hashirama heard this, he shook his head and said,"I remember that I won."

"Impossible, with your water dispenser, how can it be better than mine?"Uchiha Madara shook his head and said contemptuously

"you……"The corners of Senju Hashirama's mouth twitched and he said unhappily:"Aban, are you the only one who can compare to me?"

"how? do you have any opinion?" Uchiha Madara asked provocatively while twitching the leather strap with his right hand.

Upon seeing this, Uchiha Madara picked up the leather strap from the ground and said unconvinced:"Yes, I do have an opinion!"

"Looking for a fight!"Uchiha Madara's face darkened, and he wanted to twitch.

Senju Hashirama saw the same thing.

Just when the two were about to fight, they suddenly thought of something.

Their eyes opened and shrank.

The two of them mutually Looking at the leather strips in each other's hands, there was disbelief in their eyes.

Just now, they had recalled the ins and outs of what happened yesterday, and they knew what was going on.

The two of them were fighting over who peeed farther and who was the winner. The two didn't agree with each other!

So the two started bickering in the toilet, and the more they bickered, the more angry they became.

In the end, neither of them used ninjutsu and both found a pimp in the warehouse.

They beat each other.

In order not to disturb the boss, Tobirama, and Izuna, the two of them got into a fight, and this place was Senju Hashirama's bedroom.

During the fight, the light bulb was broken!

In the end, they were tired and ended up sleeping on the bed!

Now, Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara remembered what happened and each smiled awkwardly.

They all understood.

It turned out to be a big mistake!

But at this moment, there were footsteps from outside the door.

"Crunch!"

The door to Senju Hashirama's bedroom was opened.

Three people walked towards them.

Of course, when the three of them saw Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama holding leather strips in their hands, they all widened their eyes and felt a million idiots in their hearts. Whistling by!

Chiba:"Fuck! You two are having so much fun! SM!"

Izuna:"Brother, it turns out that you have been having an affair with Hashirama!

Tobirama:"Brother, I understand everything!" Stop explaining!"

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