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Chapter 74: Fudge Jiraiya to write NTR! (On the shelf for subscription!)

In fact, Jiraiya has long wanted to come.

When he found out that his book was no match for the pirated copy of 'Bai Lai Ye', he couldn't contain the curiosity of 'Bai Lai Ye', and decided to return to Konoha on the spot.

But only halfway through, he suddenly found out about Orochimaru's news.

After a series of falling in love and killing each other, Jiraiya, who was unable to see Orochimaru's real body in the end, wasted a lot of time before returning to Konoha.

"That's it... I heard that the 'Bai Lai Ye' is a six-year-old child... Haha, will Fugaku think I'm deliberately making things difficult for him later?"

Jiraiya laughed.

When he first discovered the cottage of 'Bai Lai Ye', he even went to Fugaku to ask the other party to restrain his clan and not to copy him.

At that time, he thought that this 'Bai Laiye' was a mature middle-aged writer, and he felt that with the order of the patriarch, the other party would definitely restrain...

But who would have thought that this 'Bai Lai Ye' turned out to be a six-year-old child?

Putting himself into Fugaku's point of view, he finds this situation extremely difficult to handle, let alone Fugaku?

That's why he didn't go to see Fugaku at all, and directly investigated the home address of 'Bai Lai Ye' - anyway, this guy is very famous recently, so it's not difficult to find out the news.

"Here." A slightly dissatisfied voice came from the room.

"Who?"

Jiraiya laughed: "I'm Jiraiya, are you Bai Lai who wrote "Xin Hot Heaven"? We are both authors, so we can do well—"

Before he finished speaking, the rest of the sentence was directly stuck in his mouth!

Because the door opened, the face revealed was a child with short blond hair, blue eyes, and a Six Paths beard-like texture on his cheeks!

"Let's talk about writing ideas..." Jiraiya opened her mouth, and after a while, she finished what she didn't say.

But his eyes were extremely shocked.

This dazzling yellow hair, this similar face shape, and the powerful Chakra inside..

Could it be that--

A crisp voice confirmed Jiraiya's doubts.

"Naruto, who is here?"

Zongxuan came out curiously, and his pupils shrank when he saw the figure outside the door.

Jiraiya?

How did he come here?

"Could it be that he came to look for Naruto? But it shouldn't, I never heard that Jiraiya looked for Naruto before the Chūnin exam!

Zongxuan guessed in his heart, but on the surface he asked: "Hello, who are you looking for?"

"Oh, I'm looking for a writer whose pen name is 'Bai Lai Ye'. 35 Jiraiya 537 is a top expert in the end, although he is surprised inside, he still looks like a smile on the surface.

"My name is Jiraiya, and I'm the guy who wrote "Intimacy Paradise."

"I saw that you and I are both rare novel writers, so I came here to take a look.

"Can you let me in?"

He smiled and pointed to the door.

"It turned out to be Lord Jiraiya!" Zongxuan's eyes lit up, showing a look as if he was seeing an idol: "You wrote about the intimacy paradise, but it is my guiding light!"

"Come on, come in, come in!"

"Naruto, get out of the way... go get some tea. 95

"Oh..." Naruto responded, looking at Jiraiya curiously.

When I wrote about the little uncle, there were people who took the initiative to visit...

Zongxuan does not deceive me!

If I also write a few masterpieces, it is estimated that some people will come to me specifically from outside the village, right?

"Then I'm welcome..." Jiraiya laughed.

Meeting Naruto here was an accident. When the Fourth Generation died, although he was out of town, he still knew the name the Fourth Generation gave to the child.

Coupled with this very similar face to Fourth Hokage...

It can be said that he has already determined seven, seven, eight, eight.

"But how did Naruto get involved with Uchiha?" Jiraiya wondered, Tomoe was obvious in Nine Tails' pupils at the time of Nine Tails night!

He suddenly became worried.

The originally very relaxed state of mind was suddenly tense, and the eyes were much sharper than usual.

Looking left and right, trying to find some clues from the surrounding.

But the mouth said: "You are nothing, I have read your masterpiece, it is very good, it is comparable to one-tenth of this immortal."

"It's all to follow in the footsteps of Lord Jiraiya." Zongxuan's posture was very humble, saying: "Mr. Jiraiya is my guiding light."

The two compliment each other...

Well, Jiraiya seems to be bragging about herself.

But it didn't matter, Naruto quickly brought 'tea'.

"Er... Baishui?" Jiraiya was stunned and looked at Zongxuan strangely: "I just came in, you want me to go?"

"What do you say, Lord Jiraiya?" Zongxuan asked curiously.

"Look at this." Jiraiya pointed to the boiled water in front of him: "You are also a great writer, I won't say that you take some precious tea, why not just boiled water? 35

Everyone is an author, and I can't guess your income.

(baag) In the end, you treated me with plain water?

"No way, Lord Jiraiya, I'm relatively poor." Zongxuan said with a smile: "I'm still a ninja, the practice of ninja is very expensive, and I also need to save a sum, which is related to my life safety. 35

"So sorry for not being able to entertain you.

"Aren't you a Konoha Shinobi? Living in Konoha, why do you have to worry about your life?" Jiraiya was taken aback, obviously not convinced.

As the strongest ninja village in the ninja world, Konoha's safety does not need to be questioned.

What are you worried about for your life?

"Konoha may not be safe. The candidate for the patriarch of my clan was attacked by others a few days ago." Zongxuan said with a smile, "Even that kind of powerhouse is like this, let alone me?

"Besides, Konoha's economy has been bad, and I'm also worried that I'll die after becoming a ninja... It's okay if I die, but at least I have to leave some capital for my children, right? 99

"You have a pension after you die." Jiraiya said carefully: "What else do you have to worry about?

He really thought that Zongxuan was a victim of paranoia and worried about the life of his children after his death, so he explained it specially.

"And you belong to the Uchiha clan, so your clan should also give you a lot of money."

"To die because of the mission is naturally a martyr of Konoha, and the pension is definitely not low, enough to ensure the life of your children.

"Actually not only the families of martyrs, but even ordinary orphans, as long as they are willing to join Konoha, Konoha will prepare enough money for you to live. 99

"Why make yourself so nervous?"

Jiraiya is very detailed, and after all, he is also a former senior executive of Konoha, and he is very familiar with this kind of policy.

He looked at Zongxuan as if he saw a soldier worried about his future.

And he, who used to be an officer, naturally explained it subconsciously.

But Zongxuan smiled and said, "No, Lord Jiraiya, that's what happened in your era."

"Actually, the economy of Konoha Village is very poor now. Not only the family members of the martyrs like me, but also the ordinary orphans' lives are very difficult...such as Naruto."

After speaking, he pulled Naruto and pointed at him: "You see he is an orphan adopted by Konoha, but Naruto, how much do you live on each month?

At the last sentence, Zongxuan looked at Naruto.

Naruto thought for a while and said: "Five thousand taels, sometimes it can't be credited in time. 99

"But it was enough."

50,000 taels is actually a lot. According to the price of Hokage World, a bowl of ramen noodles is about 70 taels.

Even if you eat three meals a day, it will only cost about 10,000 yuan - this is still considering the situation that the ninja consumes a lot and a bowl of ramen is not enough.

But in fact, this money is not enough for what!

Because the ninja consumes most of the money, not on the food money, but on the ninja gear!

A handful of kunai of average texture costs five thousand taels!

Every ninja should always have five or six kunai and shuriken, which is one hundred thousand taels.

Ninja suits, ninja bags, smoke bombs, detonating charms...

That's not even the medicinal diet that ninjas need!

That is to say, a ninja tool like Kunwu is still strong and wear-resistant, and it is usually enough to replace it once every six months, otherwise the money gap will be even bigger!

Of course, this was given to orphans for free after all, and Konoha's treatment could be said to be good, making countless orphans flock to her.

but!

"Naruto, he's not an orphan!" Jiraiya clenched his fists subconsciously: "Teacher, what are you doing?"

This treatment is not what the son of a hero should have!

This is not like Zongxuan's previous life, even if the money is small, as long as the food and drink needs are met, other aspects can be a little harder and bearable, and it will not affect anything.

But in the world of Hokage, the poor and rich are rich!

Zongxuan's various medicated meals and medicated baths cost so much that he was impoverished before he wrote the novel, and he couldn't even get the money to recharge.

Naruto, a child, will definitely not save as much as an adult, and the expenses are naturally not enough.

So where does he save his daily expenses?

No need to ask, Jiraiya has the answer - medicated baths, medicated meals, and more!

This cost is the largest, but the effect is slow. Generally, the children of ordinary people and orphans rarely eat these things. Only the wealthy big family can meet the needs of the clansmen.

But medicated baths and medicated meals seem to be of little significance, but over the years, they can gradually accumulate a huge gap!

Therefore, after graduating from the ninja school, the children of the big family can often become talented and become stronger quickly.

But civilian ninjas have been reduced to cannon fodder, lost to everyone...

"Teacher, he raised Naruto like a normal cannon fodder?" Jiraiya couldn't believe the fact: "How could he do this?""

But he had to believe this fact.

Because Naruto and Zongxuan are next to each other.

Zongxuan is six years old, 1.3 meters, well-proportioned, with strong limbs, and is the best ninja body.

Naruto, on the other hand, was just over a meter tall, with a short stature and thin cheeks, apparently feeling a little malnourished...

The two are a stark contrast!

"That's right, hehe." Jiraiya suppressed the anger in her heart and showed a smile: "I really don't know about this..."

"But fifty thousand taels...that's okay! 35

"Although it's a little less, it's okay." Zongxuan added a knife with a smile: "Naruto and I are working hard to write a book. If the grades are better, we won't have to worry about this money soon."

"Oh, that's it..." Jiraiya responded with a forced smile.

His fists were clenched - he also knew what kind of fame he would bring about by writing the little uncle!

He is a dignified Sannin, with high strength, so naturally no one will look down on him.

But what about Naruto?

Did he actually go down this road?

"Looks like I need to have a good chat with our Lord Third Hokage!" Jiraiya shouted inwardly.

After the Nine Tails Rebellion, he also visited Naruto once in the village.

In front of him, Third Hokage swore that he would take good care of Naruto before letting him leave!

"Stop talking about this." Jiraiya laughed and changed the subject: "Anyway, you've started writing, and the money for food will definitely not be less..."

"Let's talk about writing a book!"

"Lord Jiraiya, I'm also very interested in this!" Zongxuan's eyes lit up.

It is Zongxuan's instinct as Uchiha to add to Third Hokage.

But making money is what he loves!

The two immediately started chatting about novels.

There are many topics they can talk about.

Jiraiya shared her writing experience and told Zongxuan some local customs in very simple words.

For example, Dante Street has the most hot spring beauties, and occasionally there are some beauties in the mixed bath.

For example, there are bath girls in the hot springs of Yuzhiguo, who are gentle in their movements, generous in character and good in service.

For example, the woman in the country of rain, whose body is as moist as water...

"Oh!!!"

Zongxuan and Naruto both listened with a look of longing.

Seeing this, Jiraiya couldn't help showing off.

He directly said hi, and regardless of their age, he started to chat about the differences in customs and industries in front of them.

What girl from the Kingdom of Thunder has the most wild actions, it feels like she is whoring you, not you who is whoring her.

What kind of girl in the land of water whispers, but lacks subjective initiative, you ask for a service, and she will give you a service.

Where the prostitute is the most flirtatious, where the young lady is good and cheap, where the girl is the most gentle and caring...

Of course, it's not just him speaking.

Zongxuan also recounted some 'knowledge points' from previous lives

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"I think 'fu present crime' may become a new genre of little uncle. 99 Zongxuan explained in detail.

"Men are all looking for excitement, what could be more evil and exciting than 'husband's crime'? Zongxuan said eloquently: "Lord Jiraiya, we are all ninjas. ""

"Haven't you ever had a similar urge?"

Jiraiya nodded subconsciously: "Yes."

In fact, the Jōnin, as a state-level force, completely overwhelmed ordinary people.

During the war, there is no supervision.

Naturally, there will be a lot of atrocities...

Deep down in Jiraiya's heart, similar thoughts may not have surfaced...

Of course, 'thought' and 'acted' are two different things.

Jiraiya is a good guy no doubt, he wouldn't do such a thing.

But that doesn't mean you don't have a single thought in your mind...

"Right!" Zongxuan, like a little devil, whispered in Jiraiya's ear: "Even Zhengren-kunziru has thought about this kind of plot, do you think other men can be more righteous than you?

"So I think, this must be a good subject!"

"Not only as a perpetrator, but also try to bring in the role of a 'husband'. It is said that there are always some people who like this kind of plot. Last time, a reader told me..."

He looked at Jiraiya, his eyes twinkling, his mouth making up.

Zongxuan decided to twist Jiraiya's writing style and let him write NTR!

Zongxuan couldn't write such a book.

But Jiraiya, as a Kage-level powerhouse, has a strong tolerance and may be able to accept...

If it succeeds, it will be a great victory - the Uncle Xiaohuang market also has its limits!

As the two strongest writers in the field of Xiaohuangshu, Jiraiya changed careers, so the rest of the readers can only read the works of "Bai Laiya"!

FF......

"Master Jiraiya, write a book on this subject!"

"This theme is virtual, the water in the world of Xiao Huangshu is very deep, and I can't grasp it as a child!  …

"But you're older, you can!"

Reverse panga turn.

I'll see if you write it or not!