Konoha: I, Naruto, Don't Follow The Rules!

Kakashi never imagined that one day he would be misunderstood like this by others, and even become the protagonist in other people's eating melons.

Kidney Ninja?

What the hell, I'm just single, why do I suffer from kidney deficiency? !

There are a lot of singles at his age, why don't you talk about it?

Also, his white hair is natural! It's genetic! !

It's not caused by the weak body that Naruto said!

What makes Kakashi even more angry is that he was just doing a spoof in his spare time, and he took a tall name, so why is it indecent? Why is your personality twisted? Why did they become a couple with Guy out of nowhere? !

"ah!!"

Kakashi was going to be pissed off.

You can call me a sullen guy, an emotionless killer, and ruthless!

But it is absolutely not allowed to say that I am a man with kidney deficiency!

I also want to save face, okay?

How can I behave when I go out in the future!

Especially when doing missions, if the enemy knows this damn nickname, how can he still have deterrent power? !

Kakashi kept jumping on the roof, heading towards Naruto's house.

Today he will teach Naruto to be a man!

Let him know what respect is! polite!

hateful!

...

"Master Hokage, the discussion about Uchiha in the village is fierce right now, and I suspect someone is secretly pushing it."

The ninjas in Anbu found that the speed of rumors spreading in the village was very strange. Logically, what happened when the ninja school was out of school should cause discussions in the whole village tomorrow, even if the center of the topic was Uchiha.

"I see, don't worry about it, keep monitoring Uchiha's movements."

Sarutobi Hiruzen frowned, and knew who it was.

Very familiar.

This was the case at the beginning, Danzo guided public opinion secretly, forcing Hatake White Fang, who was most likely to succeed Hokage, to commit suicide in anger.

Otherwise, how would Fourth Hokage get Namikaze Minato?

Originally, Danzo was expecting that he would be the strongest competitor of Fourth Hokage, so when dealing with Hatake White Fang, he did his best.

As a result, they turned around and chose Namikaze Minato, a civilian who was easy to control.

Danzo was so angry that he was half dead, and he gave Sarutobi Hiruzen a big pot.

Although the situation in the village is not good for Uchiha at this time, Sarutobi Hiruzen also wants to take the opportunity to test the attitude of the Uchiha clan to see if they really want to launch a rebellion.

If the opponent holds back, then he can continue to deal with it, so as not to damage Konoha's combat power.

He was old, and among his disciples, one rebelled against the village, one ran away, and the other never returned home. They were obviously very suitable to inherit the position of Hokage, but all of them sneered at the position of Hokage and looked down upon it at all.

Orochimaru, who was the only one with an idea, played himself out and completely stood on the opposite side of Konoha, which made Sarutobi Hiruzen uncomfortable for a while.

He originally wanted to raise his son Sarutobi Asuma well, but Asuma is too useless, when he was young, he went to be a guardian ninja and protect the daimyo, without any intention of being a Hokage.

As a last resort, he set his goal on his grandson, Sarutobi Konohamaru, and invited a teacher to teach him how to do Hokage since he was a child.

Therefore, Sarutobi Hiruzen is the last one who wants troubles and turmoil in the village.

For this reason, when the Cloud Shinobi envoy failed to kidnap Hyūga Hinata and bit the Hyuga clan who killed them, Sarutobi Hiruzen had to put pressure on Hyuga Hiashi, forcing them to take the initiative to hand over a person, and finally killed him. Hyuga Hizashi.

Any turmoil may put Konoha in crisis.

Especially Uchiha, a group of powerful psychos.

Don't look at the major ninja villages who are currently recuperating because they fought too hard in the third ninja world war.

But as long as Konoha has a problem and becomes weak, he will be besieged again immediately.

Especially those savages from Cloud Shinobi, who wanted to fight a long time ago, if there was not a Rock Shinobi in the middle, which kept them on guard, I am afraid they would come to provoke them if they had nothing to do.

For this reason, Sarutobi Hiruzen let Danzo's small movements behind his back, he just had to watch the fire from the other side.

"By the way, remember to inform Itachi tomorrow and let him come to me."

Uchiha will definitely be restless tonight and gather together to discuss countermeasures, so he Sarutobi Hiruzen must know the news as soon as possible.

"yes!"

"By the way, there is another rumor that spreads quickly."

Anbu twitched suddenly.

"Also? What was it about? Could it be about Naruto?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't understand what he meant, isn't the rumor of Naruto spread in Konoha for several years, what's so strange?

"Um, it's about Hatake Kakashi, rumors say..."

Anbu recounted what he heard and collected information one by one.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was silent for a long time after listening.

Careless, he just thought that Kakashi might just be a little mentally ill, because of Obito and Lin's affairs, fell into darkness, so he has been alienating others and living in his own world.

But he never expected that Kakashi's illness has become so serious! !

A Jōnin who is in his prime and at the peak of his strength, what did he do to cause kidney deficiency and poor health! !

Also, did he really feel wrong about Guy because Guy kept fighting him and comforting him in his worst moments?

When Sarutobi Hiruzen thought of Guy's appearance, he felt disgusted for some reason.

no! !

I will never allow such a good young man like Kakashi to go astray! ! Ruin their Konoha reputation! !

"Go and check right away among the ninjas in the village, which ones are of the right age. The girls who are waiting for the boudoir, draw up a list, and I will introduce someone to Kakashi myself!!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen is also in a hurry. Although the rumors are not credible, he is an expert in this field after all.

But the rumors are not groundless!

At least it has a certain degree of authenticity!

Therefore, in order to completely put an end to what should never happen, he, Konoha's Third Hokage! Kakashi's elders! Be sure to nip the problem in its infancy!

...

A certain masked man hiding near the Uchiha clan listened to a strange-looking humanoid creature beside him, half black and half white reporting the news from the village, his brows under the mask became more and more wrinkled.

"Kakashi... he, actually..."

"nausea!"

"pervert!"

Obito was extremely shocked. He never expected that his former best friend, the genius he once looked up to, would change his personality so much after losing Lin! Even distorted to such an extent! !

I can't bear to look directly at it! !

If he hadn't heard the rumor with his own ears, he would never have believed it.

"Hmph! Kakashi, is this your pain? Or is this the retribution you deserve?!"

"But it doesn't matter, Kakashi, when Project Tsuki no Me is successful, I will create a world that you most want to live in."

Obito suddenly laughed sinisterly.

Like Guy, right? I satisfy you!

Hearing Obito's low laugh, he felt a chill for some reason.

This guy, Obito, shouldn't be angry because of Kakashi, right?

Isn't he in love with Lin? !

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