Konoha: I, Uchiha, am full of positive energy

"What exactly is the seven-year itch, and how did you tell I had it?"

Ino Yamanaka asked impatiently after taking a sip of tea; she had just been told some characteristics by Uchiha Yoichi, and she had been often angry because of something recently, and she even got into trouble with Sai.

Although from Sai's point of view, this was not a disagreement, Yamanaka Ino had been waiting for Sai for two days, and this time he didn't take the initiative to talk to her, which made Ino a little angry.

On the way back just now, she really had the idea of ​​​​quarreling with Sai, but after being told by Uchiha Yoichi, Yamanaka's ambition was a little stunned. She might really have some undiscovered illness. Bar?

After Uchiha Yang took a sip of tea, he said: "The seven-year itch is a symptom I observed in a couple when I traveled around the country in recent years. It is related to the body's own cells. You should have studied medical skills and have a good understanding of the human body. Cells should understand, right?”

"Of course I understand!"

Yamanaka Ino said stiffly, and then she began to think about the knowledge about human cells in her mind.

Although she knew medical ninjutsu, she gave up after Ino Yamanaka learned two medical ninjutsu from Tsunade-sama. After all, she still had family ninjutsu to practice, and the Ino Shikacho team also It's impossible to give up.

But Yamanaka Ino didn't want to embarrass himself in front of Uchiha Yoichi, so he insisted that he understood.

"The human body's own cells have memory, and they are completely metabolized every seven years. At that time, although your whole person has not changed, from the perspective of body cells, you can be regarded as a new person. At this time, the body's cells have a different impact on the couple. Half of the memory of the previous seven years is gone, and both parties are relatively unfamiliar, so I call it the seven-year itch."

When Uchiha Yoichi said this, he saw that Yamanaka Ino's eyes were already 70% convinced and looked at him without blinking, so he continued.

"It's very simple to solve this problem. Just get to know each other again, put down what you are doing, and then travel to the ninja world or do other things. This way you can solve this problem."

Yamanaka Ino raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard this and said, "So simple? What you just said was so scary."

Uchiha Yang glanced at Ino Yamanaka. What does this stupid wife know? The more truthful she is, the easier it is to lie. Then she said: "This is just my research, and the changes in the body cells will not affect the spirit. Yours The memory has not changed, it’s just that there have been some unnoticeable discomforts recently. Even if I don’t need to tell you, think about it yourself and see if this has been the case in your recent life.”

Hint + intimidation is the most effective way to deal with this kind of woman who does nothing all day long.

Yamanaka Ino was reminded by Uchiha Yoichi and after careful recall, she did find that she was a little unfamiliar with Sai, or Sai was a little unfamiliar with herself. She was not as close as she was before after getting married and after giving birth to a child. Is this...

Seeing the change in the expression on Yamanaka Ino's pretty face, Uchiha Yoichi spoke again to deepen her thoughts and said: "Yes, as you thought, this is the impact of the metabolism update of the body's cells, but it doesn't matter, as long as you add more If you pay attention to correction, you will not get divorced!"

"Huh? Divorce!? What nonsense are you talking about? Our relationship with Sakai is very strong."

Boom!

Uchiha Yangyi said calmly: "Speaking loudly will not show your confidence, but will reveal your guilt. Besides, what can you prove by saying this to me? I don't even know your name, madam. After drinking tea, Go back, what I say may not be right, just take it as a casual listen."

At this point, Uchiha Yoichi started to chase people away. The seeds of suspicion can sprout after being planted. Moreover, for someone as stupid as Yamanaka Ino, Uchiha Yoichi even suspected that he was a pig in the Ino Shika Butterfly Team.

"Huh, I don't believe it!"

Yamanaka Ino said with a soft hum, then put down the tea cup and stood up and walked out.

"The wife who is almost thirty years old is still pretending to be cute, but she is really a bit..."

Uchiha Yang shook his head, let's just treat it as a sideshow, starting with Yamanaka Ino.

Then he closed the door of the store and went upstairs to prepare the medicine. As for the decoration next door, it didn't disturb him at all. The soundproofing technique on the walls of the house prevented any sound from coming in.

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After leaving the drugstore, Yamanaka Ino walked non-stop towards Konoha Hospital.

She had believed 70% to 80% of Uchiha Yoichi's words just now, but Yamanaka Ino still wanted to ask Sakura if the human cells were real. She remembered that Tsunade-sama studied human cells very carefully, and Sakura should know that too. .

If it's true, doesn't it mean that she and Sai are likely to divorce?

Sakura, who was still studying the secret medicine with Tsunade, was dragged out of the laboratory by Yamanaka Ino. After Yamanaka Ino saw Tsunade, he did not let her go and pulled her out together.

Then both of them listened to Yamanaka Ino's story. Sakura stroked her chin and thought: "From this perspective, what this guy said makes sense. Tsunade-sama, what do you think?"

"I have never cared about this, but that guy has done a lot of research on the human body. He even knows about the seven-year metabolism of cells. But I don't know whether to divorce a couple or not."

Tsunade's face looked a bit wrong. She just did the math in her mind. She had been single for more than forty years. She didn't know anything about the affairs between husband and wife. She could only tell what she knew.

"Cells do have memory, self-recovery is a manifestation, and the seven-year metabolic cycle is also normal. In this way, the body can still remember it."

Sakura waved her hand and said, "Ino, didn't that guy tell you the method? Just take some time to travel with Sai. Anyway, you are both in the village and you can see each other every day."

Neither Tsunade nor Sakura could tell that Uchiha Yoichi had bad intentions for Yamanaka Ino. The most important thing was that Uchiha Yoichi's idea was entirely for the good of Yamanaka Ino.

It was perfectly normal for the couple to travel, not to mention that Ino had nothing to do in the village.

Having said this, Sakura couldn't help but sigh in her heart. She hadn't seen Sasuke for a long time.

"It's not that easy to go out for a walk. That guy is busy all day long."

Yamanaka Ino saw that both Tsunade and Sakura agreed with what the guy said, and her belief level increased from 70 to 80% to 99%. Now she felt that she and Sai had really encountered the 'seven-year itch'.

If it is not handled well, there may be a possibility of divorce! ?

Yamanaka Ino finally left Konoha Hospital. Tsunade and Sakura still had something to do, and she couldn't be of much help, so she didn't bother them there.

After returning home, Ino looked at the time and found that it was almost time for Ino to finish school and it was getting late, so she started making dinner.

"Mom, I'm back."

After a while, after Ino came back, Ino had just made dinner.

Yamanaka Izhen saw the food and the empty space on the table and asked, "Hey, dad hasn't come back yet? Should we wait for him?"

"Then wait a moment."

If it had been yesterday, Ino Yamanaka would have let her son eat first, but after hearing what Uchiha Yoichi, Tsunade and Sakura said today, she had been thinking wildly after returning home, trying to save her marriage.

So I decided to wait a while!

However, after the mother and son waited for almost an hour, the rice was already cold. Yamanaka Izhen sighed and said, "Mom, I'm going to eat some snacks first."

"No need for the well formation, let's eat first!"

Yamanaka Inochi was angry, and then he picked up the bowls and chopsticks and started eating first. Although Sai was busy before, he would still rush back at meal time, but now he simply doesn't come back for dinner.

What Yamanaka Ino, a housewife, didn't know was that this had something to do with Uchiha Yoichi.

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The Country of Valley, Victor's testing base.

Victor was very excited after looking at the saplings growing in front of him. He didn't expect to see the sacred tree sprouting saplings so soon.

Then Victor turned his head and looked at the masked Kamui clone, and said: "The information I got is correct. This can really cultivate an artificial sacred tree, but it requires a lot of Hashirama cells and life. ."

"I only have so many Hashirama cells, you have to figure out the rest by yourself."

The Kamui clone saw that Victor still wanted Hashirama cells, and told him directly; there were not many Hashirama cells in the storage ring, but now they have been used to cultivate artificial sacred trees for Victor.

This guy really has two skills. He was able to steal information about the sacred tree under Ci Xian's nose, and he also developed a regeneration technique.

Although this regeneration technique has great disadvantages, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages. This technique can definitely be used as a trump card.

"As for life, I suggest you don't use that stupid method. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems. Go to the prisons of the five major countries or the prisons of the Country of Grass to buy some death row prisoners."

Victor frowned and said, "That would cost a lot of money, and there are so many death row prisoners."

"It's not up to you to decide whether you are a death row prisoner or not. It's up to the people in the prison. If you plunder the population at will, you will soon be targeted by the ninjas from the five major ninja villages. Maybe other members of the inner circle will also notice you. "

Hearing the words of the divine clone, Victor agreed in his heart, but still said unwillingly: "I understand, but you have space ability, so it's up to you to steal Hashirama's cells."

The divine clone refused directly: "Don't think about this kind of thing. I can't take action. You can figure it out yourself."

After saying that, the Kamui clone left here using the pupil technique.

After the divine clone left, Victor clenched his fists and said angrily: "Damn you guy, do you think I will share the information about the divine tree with you? Go ahead and dream! The divine tree is mine!"

"The people in Hashirama Cell and Konoha are not easy to mess with. Forget it, let's hire those guys in the darkness."

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