Konoha: My Ninjutsu Has Too Much Shit

Jiraiya's ninjutsu with Yin Dun and Yang Dun attributes is also very remarkable.

Yang Dun is about physical creation.

Jiraiya's chaotic lion technique of manipulating hair is a kind of yang escape.

Yin Dun is about spiritual creation.

Jiraiya's sealing technique, and the 'Toad Flat Shadow Control Technique', which hides in the shadow of others and manipulates others, is Yin Dun.

"Well, well, I know, I know, don't be so anxious!"

Jiraiya waved his hands again and again, he was a little afraid of his son.

It's like trying to empty out all his abilities.

"Don't worry? How long will you be back this time?"

Zi Zaitian asked back.

"Uh, if I want to teach you, I'll stay for half a year!"

Jiraiya gritted her teeth after thinking for a while and said.

"Half a year? There is really no rush!"

Zi Zaitian nodded.

At the same time, I was relieved.

"Then would you like to take me to your house first?"

Jiraiya asked expectantly.

"Okay, but you can't live with me, I like to sleep naked on the big bed!"

Zi Zaitian said directly.

"..."

Jiraiya was speechless.

This is completely different from the reunion of father and son he thought.

Then Jiraiya followed Zi Zaitian away.

on the road

Zi Zaitian suddenly thought of something and asked:

"Say, what would you teach me if I pretended I didn't know who you were?"

"Uh, I'm probably teaching you a Rasengan, and then a Summoning technique!"

Jiraiya said awkwardly.

"Then it looks like my choice was right!"

Zi Zaitian nodded.

"By the way, why do you care so much about ninjutsu? Your strength seems to be enough, right? I saw that you easily defeated your classmates today!"

Jiraiya asked curiously.

Looking at Zi Zaitian, he suddenly remembered Orochimaru.

Orochimaru has an almost morbid pursuit of ninjutsu of all kinds.

In order to learn all ninjutsu, I was afraid that I would not have enough time, so I went to develop immortal ninjutsu.

. . . . . . . . . .

In Zi Zaitian's room

"Okay, good guy... you're only 9 years old with so many books about the Eighteen Bans, and you still have alcohol...you're still asking me for money, you're afraid you'll get all of the three bans of ninjas!!"

Jiraiya looked at the eighteen forbidden books piled up in one corner of Zi Zaitian's room.

There is also a push bottle next to it.

Suddenly a little dumbfounded.

"It's just curiosity to pass the time. After all, I learned ninjutsu too quickly, and the classes at ninja school are too boring for me!"

Zi Zaitian said casually.

"No, these things will destroy your will and your whole being. I will keep an eye on you for the past six months, and I must get rid of these ninja restrictions you have contracted!"

Jiraiya said seriously.

"Okay, as long as you teach me ninjutsu, I don't need these things to pass the time!"

Zi Zaitian looked calm.

Which parents can really control their children?

"Of course it's okay. Didn't I promise you everything?"

Jiraiya said angrily.

"Come on, there are two bottles of wine here, can we have a drink?"

Zi Zaitian went over and took two bottles of wine, opened them and poured them for Jiraiya.

"No, I'll drink, you watch!"

Jiraiya glared at Zi Zaitian.

"good!"

Zi Zaitian nodded.

"That's about the same!"

Jiraiya nodded in satisfaction, then drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

Zi Zaitian hastily refilled it.

"So when will I move to your house?"

Zi Zaitian asked.

"My house hasn't been lived in for a long time. It's probably deserted. I'll find someone to clean it up tomorrow. Some old furniture should be replaced!"

Jiraiya drank cup after cup and soon became a little tipsy.

Then he said to Zi Zaitian with a serious face:

"Boy, let me tell you, the most important thing for a ninja is not ninjutsu, but the perseverance to never give up, and the tenacity to endure everything!"

"I know this. I have read your "The Story of Perseverance and Perseverance". It is well written!"

Zi Zaitian disagrees with Jiraiya.

Zi Zaitian still thinks that strength is everything, and perseverance and tenacity are needed only when strength is not enough.

But to accompany the wine, of course, pick a nice way to say it.

"Oh? Have you guys read my masterpiece too? That's my Virgo, and it's very popular among Konoha Shinobi readers!"

Jiraiya lifted the cup proudly:

"Come on, son, walk with me!"

Perhaps because of seeing Zi Zaitian, the drunk Jiraiya looked very happy.

I just forgot that Zi Zaitian was not allowed to drink so forcefully just now.

"Well, I'm watching your "Kissing Heaven" too!"

Zi Zaitian grinned.

"Really? That's my brainchild in the early years. How about it? Do you have a girl you like in school? I heard from Third Generation that you are the type to cast a wide net? That's right, don't give up just for a tree A forest, that Princess Tsunade loved me so much, but I still rejected him because of the forest outside!"

It is true that Jiraiya is drunk at the moment.

But men, drunk bragging is a common problem.

"By the way, how much savings do you have? I heard from the boss of Shueisha that you have earned astronomical sums just from the sales of "Intimate Heaven"!"

Zi Zaitian took the opportunity to inquire about something he had always been curious about.

"Of course, but the money I made from selling books is not as much as the money I saved when I was performing missions before!"

Jiraiya said.

This Zi Zaitian is believed.

Zi Zaitian vaguely remembers some materials he read in his previous life. Jiraiya performed a lot of tasks during the Second Ninja World War.

There are more than 100 S-level missions alone.

There are more than 600 missions in both B-level and A-level.

The reward for each S-level task is more than 1 million taels.

There are more than 100 S-level missions in Jiraiya, and the rewards alone are at least 100 million.

Not to mention there are B and A grades.

It's an exaggeration.

"Then how much savings do you have?"

Ask yourself.

"There is a billion, haha, boy, you are a super rich Second Generation, hahahaha!"

Jiraiya drank very excitedly at the end.

Afterwards, I drank and fell asleep in Zi Zaitian's room.

"... Forget it, let's go out and look at the stars!"

Zi Zaitian looked at Jiraiya who was drooling while sleeping speechlessly, dragged him to the bed and covered him with a quilt.

Then Zi Zaitian changed into a set of clothes that didn't smell like alcohol and went back to the grass to watch the stars.

Just after Zi Zaitian went out, Jiraiya on the bed suddenly opened her eyes.

Then there was a warm smile on the corner of his mouth.

the next morning

By the time Zi Zaitian came home from his workout, Jiraiya had disappeared.

There is a note from Jiraiya on the table:

"Boy, I'm going out to help you with errands. The address of the house is XXXX. You can move in at night!"

"Well, yes, he is indeed a reliable person. Drinking belongs to drinking, but there is nothing to say about the efficiency of work!"

Zi Zaitian is very satisfied with the efficiency of Jiraiya.

at night

Zi Zaitian packed the few things, and then asked Naruto to help move them there.

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