Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

It was almost eleven o'clock when it started to snow again.

The snow was blown by the wind, fell to the roof of the opposite building, fell to the window sill in front of me, flew through the window and flew a little into the house.

Quan fell asleep, leaning on the fire, opening her thin lips slightly, exhaling and inhaling in small sips.

Her frown tightened, and she was afraid deep inside.

Naruto looked at her sad face, his eyes dark, and there was something inexplicable in his heart.

The last thing he wants is for life to end up like Izumi Uchiha's, so he must become stronger, so strong that no one can offend him, and so strong that he won't be a forced victim.

Maybe the Uchiha coup was terrible back then, but there were also many low-level Uchiha people who wanted peace, and they died along with them without knowing anything.

Izumi Uchiha and her mother are one of them.

Of course, Naruto wasn't saying that the person who killed them was wrong.

Naruto never thinks that anyone is at fault. Most people think self-centeredly and do what they do.

In other people's world view, they are wrong, but in their mind they are right.

Naruto himself is such a person. He is not qualified to accuse anyone, nor will he care about anyone's accusations and abuses.

If you want to blame it, it's your lack of strength and your inability to do what you want in your heart.

Gently covering the window to prevent snowflakes from flying in, Naruto found a pen and paper to write down what he wanted to say to Quan, and then searched for a wad of money from his mental space.

A full five million taels.

Putting the letter and the money in front of her, she stood up.

"Go to sleep." Naruto touched Quan's hair, sighed and left her home.

After walking a few steps out of the house, Naruto saw Sasuke, who was holding an umbrella and looking for him.

When Sasuke approached Naruto, he wanted to smile, but in order to maintain his strong character, he forcibly changed his smile to a cold face.

"Hey, didn't you go home last night?" Sasuke waved hello.

Naruto smiled and replied, "None of your business!"

Sasuke's cold face did not tighten, and he immediately started to spray: "What do you mean it's none of my business? Can you be more civilized when you speak?"

Naruto nodded seriously when he heard this, and then said seriously: "It's none of your business!"

Sasuke was angry and clamored to fight with Naruto, but Naruto didn't bother to fight him and told him that Izumi was sleeping and asked him to keep his voice down.

Then Sasuke seemed to understand something. He blushed and raised an eyebrow at Naruto and asked, "How do you feel?"

"???" Naruto blinked blankly: "What does it feel like?!"

Sasuke first looked around and looked around, and then whispered: "What do you mean, you really think I don't understand anything. When I went to practice with Kakashi, I would occasionally read his pornographic magazines."

Naruto:"."

Sasuke looked like he was reminiscing: "Because we slept on bunk beds. I was sleeping on the bunk bed at the time, and I always felt the bed shaking late at night. One time, I was curious, so I pretended to be asleep, and then secretly looked at Kaka. What was Xi doing and what he saw was an astonishing sight.”

Tsk, tsk, tsk, I didn’t expect Kakashi’s hands to be cold.

Not simple.

Sasuke added: "Then the next day, I opened his backpack when he wasn't paying attention, and found a book called Intimate Paradise inside, which suddenly opened the door to a new world for me."

Naruto:"."

It wasn’t long before I found out about this thing.

Sasuke suddenly became angry and glared at Naruto: "It was also at that time that I realized that you were scolding me for saying that I relied on my hands to revitalize Uchiha."

"No scolding." Naruto suddenly thought of something, that is, Sasuke knew about this when he followed Kakashi to practice.

I'm still a little excited now.

Then why in the original work, he looks completely unfeminine, and even after marrying Sakura, there is only one Sarana?

Does this look like revitalizing Uchiha?

Seeing Naruto's thoughtful look, Sasuke asked curiously: "What are you thinking about?"

Naruto gave him a strange look, and suddenly felt a little funny: "Sasuke, you must be the impotent brother."

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Sasuke didn't understand what Naruto meant by Brother Feng. He scratched his head and said, "What did you say?"

"It's not interesting. You'll understand later."

Naruto patted Sasuke heavily on the shoulder and sighed: "If you can't do it in the future, you can ask me for help. Our relationship is like that of brothers. I will definitely help you."

After hearing Naruto's words, Sasuke's eyes lit up with excitement, although he didn't understand what Naruto wanted to do to help him.

Naruto said he was a brother and he was very happy.

However, I still have to pretend to be cold on the surface: "Hey, who cares about your help?"

It's not completely stupid.

Naruto smiled, if it's not a surprise, then it's not a surprise. He asked, "Where are you planning to go?"

Sasuke didn't hide anything and said bluntly: "Anbu just came to my house and informed me of a mission."

You are already preparing for war, but you are still doing missions?

Seeing his doubts, Sasuke explained: "It's a task from the big family. It's Ino Yamanaka, who is in the same class as us. It seems that you are pretty good with me."

Hearing Ino's name, Naruto couldn't help but be curious: "What's wrong with her? Why is there a mission about her?"

"Isn't she the heir to the Yamanaka family? She disappeared since yesterday and hasn't come home since today."

Sasuke said, spreading his hands: "So Madam Yamanaka went to the Hokage Building for help, so we had the mission to find her this time."

Naruto:"."

Feelings, that little girl slept at Naruto's house all day without even notifying her family.

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Half an hour later, Naruto led a sleepy Ino to the Hokage's office to hand over the task.

The long-legged Miss Shizune was working on the documents in the Hokage seat, and the little fragrant pig Todoroki was accompanying her on the desk. Next to each other, there was a richly dressed lady.

That was Ino's mother, Reino Yamanaka.

Ino looks more like her father, Yamanaka Haiichi, and her mother, Reno, only has a similar face shape, but her facial features are completely different.

If Ino hadn't called "Mom", Naruto wouldn't have guessed that this person was actually one of his future mothers-in-law.

"Ino, where have you been all night? Do you know how worried your mother is about you? I thought you were taken away by someone, and I scared my mother to death."

The first second she saw Ino, Ino's mother Reno Yamanaka rushed over and hugged her.

Piglet Ino, who was still a little sleepy, was suddenly awakened by her mother's exclamation.

She quickly comforted herself: "Mom, I'm fine, don't be so exaggerated."

Yamanaka Reino checked Ino carefully, and after confirming that there was no injury, she touched her daughter's little face distressedly, then turned to look at Naruto and Sasuke, and said softly: "Thank you for finding Ino for me."

After thanking her, she asked again: "Ino, where have you been? Tell your mother quickly."

Regarding this issue, Ino and Naruto had already reconciled their statements before coming.

It was said that she was attacked by an unknown person, and then she hid in a dilapidated apartment all night without coming out until Naruto and Sasuke found her today.

Anyway, the situation between Kumogakure and Konoha is tense now, so it is right to put the blame on them.

Sasuke, who was following behind, had a look of disdain on his face the whole time. He was the third person who knew the truth.

He was also the only person besides Naruto and Ino who knew the lies they made up.

"I just came out of Sister Quan's house, but it turns out there is a Yamanaka Ino hiding in my house. Naruto is really hopeless."

Sasuke had his own experience with freezing hands.

Although it's very comfortable, once a week is the maximum for this kind of thing.

There is one in Naruto's family and one in the Uchiha clan.

This is equivalent to at least twice last night.

Not afraid of fainting directly.

He is so outrageous that he will probably die from a woman in his life.

well.

Poor Naruto, they are brothers after all.

After the explanation is finished in a while, leave the Hokage Building. You must find an opportunity to persuade him in the future.

Men should exercise restraint.

However, just as Yamanaka Ino Masahiro and Shizune were telling Madame Yamanaka about the bizarre experiences they had made up, a magic voice sounded in Naruto's ears.

[Passive selection trigger! 】

[In the Hokage's office, Yamanaka Reno is questioning Yamanaka Ino about her failure to return home at night. The choice you will make is...]

[Choice 1, make it up: tell her she was attacked by Kumo ninja. Completion reward (10,000 taels)]

[Choice 2, answer truthfully: Tell her the real experience that happened last night. Completion reward (one hundred thousand taels)]

[Option 3, add fuel to the fire: Add some false details to what happened yesterday, and tell Li Ye that she is very likely to be a grandmother soon. Completion reward (one percent control of Nine-Tails)]

[Choice 4, Declaration of Desire: Ignore the problem and confess to Reno Yamanaka. Completion reward (three percent control of Nine-Tails)]

To be honest, Naruto was ready to take action until he saw the fourth one.

However, when he saw choice four, he couldn't help but take a breath.

What kind of perverted selector is there to persuade someone to confess to their mother-in-law?

It's simply unreasonable.

Naruto had always scorned such boring choices. A gentleman like him simply didn't bother to make such boring choices.

However, the evil selector actually tempted him with rewards.

You know, the control of Kyuubi is now only 15% short of reaching 50%.

Naruto still didn't know whether this fifty was the fifty of the nine tails in his body, or the fifty of the nine tails as a whole.

He wanted to try it and see what it was about.

Therefore, I could only reluctantly feel aggrieved by Ino.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Yamanaka.

Under Uchiha Sasuke's gaze, Naruto took a deep breath and took a few steps forward to stand next to Ino.

He shouted loudly: "That's not the case. Listen to me."