Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Four guests crammed into the damp cave.

They all come to escape the rain.

The bright red ninja uniforms they wore were particularly eye-catching. No one in the ninja world would say they were unfamiliar with these clothes.

It is the uniform of Iwagakure, one of the five major forces. Before traveling here, Naruto had killed many Kumo ninjas pretending to be Iwagakure.

The memory is still fresh.

"team leader!"

"What's wrong?"

"Let's stop chasing. I want to go home."

"You brat, what nonsense are you talking about? This is a mission personally assigned by Lord Tsuchikage."

"But more than ten of us have died."

"For the sake of the village, this is the sacrifice we should make."

"team leader."

"Stop talking. When the rain stops, we will continue chasing. We must catch them before they escape back to Konoha."

"yes"

The man known as the captain had a strong physique, and the thick muscles on his arms were particularly eye-catching. At this moment, he looked at the team members who looked a little depressed, and smiled and patted his shoulders.

"These battles that need to be fought, only if we fight them well, will future generations not have to fight them. The resources that Konoha has are far superior to ours, Iwagakure."

"Eat Konoha, and we can have at least a few decades of peace in the future."

Yoshino, who was crawling in the deepest corner of the cave, heard the conversation of the Iwagakure ninja and was so angry that he wanted to rush forward and fight Iwagakure right now.

"The Iwagakure Village is so shameless, and it's so righteous to say that they plundered us."

"When Konoha was strong, I didn't even think about eating them in one bite."

"How shameless, bah!"

Mikoto's face didn't look good either, but she still had sense. She held Yoshino's wrist tightly with her right hand to prevent Yoshino from losing control of her emotions.

"Yoshino, calm down. You and Menma-kun are both injured now. We are no match for the four of them." Mikoto comforted her in a low voice.

"I know" Yoshino gritted his teeth, still unhappy.

Finally, he turned his face away angrily, with an angry expression.

At this time, the three of them were crowded together, and Mikoto was the best fighter at the moment. She was crawling on the outside, ready to respond to emergencies at any time.

In the middle is Yoshino, and the one lying on the innermost side is Naruto.

Yes, Naruto was also moved here by Yoshino and Mikoto. At this moment, Naruto and Yoshino were next to each other, watching her cheeks bulging out because of anger.

Quite cute.

If it weren't for the fact that it would be equivalent to total body paralysis.

With how weak Naruto's hands were, he probably couldn't help but poke the bag on her face to see if there was any air leakage.

Speaking of which, since Yoshino is Shikaku's wife, she should be Shikamaru's mother.

Why have I never seen it before?

Naruto thought for a while and said to himself: "That guy Shikamaru still doesn't regard me as a real good brother. He even hides me from his family."

I don't know how long it took, but Yoshino seemed to notice that Naruto was looking at her intently, and the anger in her heart was inexplicably dissipated.

Yoshino looked at where Iwagakure was and visually judged that they were about twenty meters apart.

Safety!

Yoshino lowered his head and asked Naruto softly: "Brother, why do you keep staring at your sister? Are you fascinated by her beauty?"

Naruto blinked blankly: "No."

How could it be possible to admit such a thing.

Hearing this, Yoshino's beautiful eyes widened: "What, do you dare to do it or not?"

Naruto continued to pretend to be stupid: "What's the matter? I really didn't do that."

? ? ?

Yoshino narrowed his eyes: "Okay, before I knew that all your meridians were broken, I praised you as a tough guy, but now I don't even dare to admit this little thing."

"Men, if you dare to do something, you must dare to do it."

Why do I have to admit that I am watching you, even though I am indeed watching it.

Naruto said: "Sister, we have to talk about evidence."

Yoshino snorted disdainfully: "What evidence? You are still staring at me now. Isn't this evidence?!"

"." Naruto paused and explained: "Sister, I'm paralyzed. I can't move on my own, so I can only stay in this position."

Nara Yoshino felt like he was hit by an arrow in his heart, which was still poisonous.

Mikoto, who originally had a serious face, almost tensed up when she heard the two whispering, and the fat on her plump buttocks trembled uncontrollably.

Yoshino refused to accept it, pursed his lips, and glared hard at Naruto.

"Since you haven't looked at it, then close your eyes and don't look at it again."

Naruto was too lazy to continue arguing with her. He thought to himself, this is his good brother's mother and an elder, so he should let her go a little bit.

So, Naruto closed his eyes and carefully considered the current situation.

Now he has a peak state experience card. If he uses it, Naruto is sure to kill all four Iwagakure ninjas here.

But there was only one card, and Naruto was reluctant to use it right away.

In the end, the trump card should be reserved for the most dangerous times. If you use it now, what if the pursuers come later?

Predicting the worst, if that bad old man Ohnoki personally led a team to kill him, he would not be able to survive.

In a world where the strong are respected, losing strength is equivalent to becoming meat on the chopping board.

In everything, Naruto must be prepared for the worst, and cannot throw away his cards randomly until he has to.

'Let's take a look.' Naruto cursed in his heart, and then began to sort out the information about the three battles.

I don’t know how far the war between Konoha and Iwagakure has progressed, whether Uchiha Madara has died of old age, or whether Uchiha Obito has been picked up by Madara.

Speaking of which, the beginning of the Third Ninja War was also extremely nonsense.

It can be said that half of the blame for the third war lies with Yunyin Village, and the other half will be thrown to the group of mouth-talking people in Konoha Village.

Yes, it was them. The Three Wars seemed to have nothing to do with civilians, but they were the trigger.

There once was a genius in Konoha, Hatake Sakumo, who was one of the myths on the battlefield. He won the title of Konoha White Fang with his hard power.

But after a mission decision, the villagers of Konoha Village directly criticized Hatake Sakumo to death.

The death of Hatake Sakumo caused Scorpion, who had been practicing hard for many years just to avenge the murder of his father and mother, to draw his sword and look around at a loss. He couldn't find a place to vent his malice, so Scorpion picked up the sword and hacked to death the third generation of Sunagakure Village. Wind shadow.

The third generation of Scorpion Killer Kazekage was so slippery that no one in Sunagakure Village knew how hard he was. They thought Kazekage was missing, so they searched for Kazekage all over the world with great fanfare.

As a result, the news reached the ears of Kumogakure, who loved to cause trouble, and then the Third Raikage decided that since your Sunagakure Village has no leader, let me lead you.

You know, Yunyin Village and Sand Hidden Village are separated by several countries, which is a lot farther away.

Just like that, the pig-brained Raikage of Kumogakure Village actually sent troops to attack Sunagakure Village, which made Sunagakure Village completely confused.

The final result was that Yunyin Village, whose logistics line was too long, was beaten back by a few big nose pockets from Sand Hidden Village.

The Third Raikage got angry again, turned around and continued to attack, but instead of attacking Sunagakure, he led his people to attack the Iwagakure Village next door.

The result was that Iwagakure was fucked again, and even the third Raikage was fucked to death.

Originally, everyone thought that the Raikage was dead and the matter was over, but the pig brain of the black-skinned pig seemed to be more strange.

Even though their own Raikage is dead, the black pigs still act like they've been drinking stimulants for 82 years, they still don't forget to cause trouble, and they turn around and attack with a large army.

They didn't go to Iwagakure to avenge Kage's murder.

Instead, he inexplicably hit Konoha, who had no hatred and no grudges, and was confused by Konoha.

As a result, not surprisingly, Kumogakure was slapped home by Minato Namikaze, the leader of Konoha, and promised not to cause trouble again.

But at this time, Onoki, the ambitious third-generation Tsuchikage of Iwagakure Village, jumped out.

Ohnoki thinks that you Konoha only defeated Kumogakure, but Iwagakure killed the Raikage. If you are not as good as me, then the position of the number one brother in the ninja world must be left to me in Iwagakure. .

Now Naruto guessed that the period he was in was at the height of the war between Iwagakure and Konoha, and they were attacking Konoha on a large scale.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to encounter the Iwagakure ninjas in the Land of Fire, and the two ladies of Konoha's rich clan were still being chased and chased away by them.

"."

The wind and rain gradually subsided, the clouds opened and the sun rose.

The golden sunlight shines on everything, and even the light in the cave is much brighter.

With a warm and comfortable light shining on his face, Captain Iwagakure patted the dust on his clothes and walked out slowly.

The other three team members followed him silently.

"It's sunny, keep chasing!"

"Uchiha Mikoto should try to capture her alive. The Uchiha clan values ​​​​feelings and takes her to the front line. I don't believe that Uchiha Fugaku can watch his wife die."

"yes!"

The chaotic footsteps of the four people stepped on the ground and finally disappeared.

Yoshino let out a long breath and said angrily: "Damn Iwagakure, a bunch of pigs, you actually want to capture Mikoto alive."

"Shh!"

Naruto frowned and reminded: "Keep your voice down, the other party may not leave."

"Tsk, tsk, coward."

Yoshino glared at Naruto, but her voice was much softer: "Don't look at me, huh!"

"." Naruto closed his eyes, feeling speechless.

Why is Shikamaru's mother so vindictive? She is still mentioning such a trivial matter after so long.

One can imagine.

Shikamaru's life at home was probably not easy.

It's no wonder that he always talks about "women are really troublesome". It turns out that the women he has the most contact with are indeed troublesome.

"Yoshino, Menma-kun is right, be careful when sailing a thousand-year-old ship." Mikoto's tone was gentle, and her voice was full of the sweetness of a mature woman.

Yoshino pouted: "Why are you still speaking for him?"

Mikoto said: "This is not to speak for him, it is because he has a point."

Yoshino rolled his eyes: "Okay, okay, how about you lie down in the middle and I make room for you two to have a nice chat?"

One sentence silenced the two of them.

"What are you talking about? I'm a married woman."

"Am I not a married woman? I am not lying in the middle now."

Mikoto frowned: "I asked you not to be so ambiguous!"

Yoshino said with a smile: "There is no ambiguity in my words. Are you thinking wrong?"

"." Mikoto looked angrily as the upper part of her black cotton-padded coat rose and fell under her green vest. She turned away and stopped talking to Yoshino.

Naruto felt that Mikoto had a really good temper, and even though she was like this, she actually didn't curse anyone.

The three of them stopped talking and became completely quiet.

An unknown amount of time passed, and when the light at the entrance of the cave shifted significantly, Yoshino and Mikoto slowly stood up.

After patting himself, Yoshino kicked Naruto with his foot.

Seeing that he didn't respond, Yoshino remembered that Naruto was paralyzed and probably couldn't feel anything now.

So, she knelt down and pinched Naruto's nose.

"What are you doing?" Naruto, who was breathing hard, raised his eyes.

Yoshino folded his hands on his chest and said proudly: "Tsk, aren't you tired from lying on your stomach all the time? How about begging me now and I'll turn you over?"

Naruto looked at her: "Why beg?"

"It depends on you. For example, if you compliment your sister on her beauty, she might help you."

Yoshino said, raising his hand to sweep the messy hair in front of his forehead.

Naruto simply closed his eyes and said nothing.

Yoshino was unhappy: "Hey, hey, what do you mean?"

Naruto still ignored her.

Yoshino puffed up her cheeks and pulled Mikoto's wrist to leave. She said angrily: "You can die here alone, bye!"

What she didn't know was that this was what Naruto wanted.

Recovering slowly alone is Naruto's best choice.

Although I am tired and hungry now, there is no danger at all. I just need to hold on until I recover, but it will be different if I follow them.

They were being chased by Iwagakure, so they might encounter other dangers.

However, Naruto still underestimated the kindness of the two of them. Not only did they save Naruto, but they also planned to leave with him.

Mikoto grabbed Yoshino's wrist, looked back, and said faintly: "Yoshino, let's take him with us. If we just leave like this, I'm afraid I will have uneasy conscience in the future."

Naruto:"???"

Yoshino snorted and whispered to Mikoto in a low voice: "Why are you not cooperating at all? I was just trying to scare him. Don't you see?"

Mikoto thought for a while and followed her words and said, "Okay, let's go."

"Hey, my sister." Yoshino put her hands on her hips and held her forehead: "If you say it now, won't it make it look like I don't want to take him with me, and then I drag you with me?"

No.

You go quickly!

Naruto urged in his heart, and then advised: "Leave me alone, I am disabled now, and you will only harm you if you take me with you."

"Run away for your life, I won't blame you."

"Hey!" Yoshino turned around, approached Naruto, and said angrily: "Who are you looking down on? Although we are women, we are by no means greedy for life and fear of death. How could we let our companions in the same village fend for themselves?"

Mikoto nodded: "Yes, you are a ninja after all. It's not troublesome to take one person with you."

Ouch.

I think it will be troublesome to follow you!

"You guys go quickly"

"Let's go? Where can you go?!"

Just when Naruto was about to persuade him again, the four Iwagakure ninjas from before suddenly left and returned.

"I was worried about what traps there were in the cave. It turned out there were only two women and one cripple!"

【Ding! 】

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