Konoha: Not A Serious Ninjutsu Master!

Fortunately, Hatake Shitake didn't know what Sarutobi Hiruzen was thinking. If he knew, he probably would not be far from seeing the one-legged ape.

This so-called one-legged ape is the nickname Hatake Shitake has prepared for Sarutobi Asuma.

As Sarutobi Asuma's good brother, Hatake Takeshi felt that of course he had to make a name for his best friend!

To know that a ninja with a nickname and a ninja without a nickname are two different things.

Even if they go out to perform tasks, the ninjas with nicknames will be paid higher.

After all, nicknames represent a part of strength.

Like some unknown Anbu ninjas, they are obviously strong, but they will be despised everywhere when they go out.

People will think that you are not good here, and you are not good there.

But if Hatake Shitake goes out on a mission now, no one will think he is not good enough.

Even if he really can't do certain things, others will think that he is very good, and think that it is their own cognitive error.

That's what nicknames do.

The greater the fame, the greater the benefits.

As for why it is a one-legged round head, of course, it is because Sarutobi Hiruzen will definitely break one of Sarutobi Asuma's dog legs after knowing this.

Although Sarutobi Asuma has several sons.

But only Sarutobi Asuma and Sarutobi Shinnosuke really got his attention.

This situation is quite normal.

There were no entertainment activities, and when it got dark, everyone went back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers.

If you are bored at home, you can only beat the child.

As the so-called idleness is idleness, beating children to relieve boredom.

But, sometimes, there is no one at home, so you can only create children.

One-one is far from enough.

First of all, because the death rate of newborns is actually very high in the ninja world, even if the ninjas of Konoha Hospital are caring for them, their death rate is more than 70%.

And the ninja world is not a peaceful place.

It is very likely that when he saw blood for the first time in his teens, he was hacked to death by a vicious bandit without any morality.

So to be on the safe side, people will give birth to a few more.

In addition, they also have to consider that if the teacher hits a child, it will also make the child feel unbalanced, right?

So create a few more and distribute the love from your parents equally.

If this one is disabled today, I will hit the other one!

Just a choice.

Hatake Shitake stretched out his hand, took the two scrolls that Sarutobi Hiruzen handed over, and said, "Can't you ask Minato-san to do this~?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen smiled and didn't reply, and when Hatake Shitake walked out of the office, he rolled his eyes.

Do you think all the ninjas in Konoha are as idle as you?

Sarutobi Hiruzen, now I can't wait to tear the person in half and treat it as two people.

Namikaze Minato squeezed him like a completely squashed sponge, and there was really no time to squeeze it out.

Not only to act on the battlefield of the land of thunder, but also to act on the battlefield of the land of the land.

So Sarutobi Hiruzen, put aside his heart and lungs, must be black, and his lungs are black because he smokes.

He has a black heart, that's because he is a very black-hearted slave owner.

Blood red pepper has not seen his boyfriend for a long time, and he has come to Sarutobi Hiruzen several times to make trouble, but it has no effect.

No matter how violent the blood red pepper, no matter how irritable, there is no way to change this result.

In desperation, Uzumaki Kushina could only accept the fact that he was a widow.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, of course, also found a reason for himself to calm his conscience.

That's Namikaze Minato, who will take his class in the future.

How can you do it without some credit?

Now Namikaze Minato's reputation isn't big enough to make the Golden Glitter name an undefeated sign.

Then he can safely pass the Hokage position to Namikaze Minato.

So Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't feel that his conscience would hurt at all. After a few puffs of cigarettes, he started again, the painful process of correcting official duties.

There are few things Hokage has to do though.

But there are many things Hokage doesn't do and loses its rights.

Especially when there is a body of elders.

As a power-hungry person, Sarutobi Hiruzen has no desire to let these things go.

Mine is mine!

Sarutobi Hiruzen wished to build a new public toilet outside and had to report to him.

If it wasn't for fear that others would find it too troublesome, he even wanted others to report when they went to the toilet several times a day.

Much of the credit for his Mediterranean goes to himself.

And Hatake Shitake thought about the injury on his body, and thought it would be better not to go back to Hatake Sakumo.

Looking at the other scroll in his hand, he planned to send it to Orochimaru first.

Although I don't know what's inside, I can guess it by Hatake Shitake.

It should be the Kingdom of Wind. Too many ninjas have been dispatched to the front line, resulting in the emptiness of the front line of the Kingdom of Wind.

Sarutobi Hiruzen is married to Hatake Sakumo, so it shouldn't go well.

So I plan to let Orochimaru pay close attention to the front of the Kingdom of the Wind. If the front of the Kingdom of the Wind is really unstoppable, I may ask Namikaze Minato or Tsunade to bring a group of ninjas to the front of the Kingdom of the Wind for emergency. support.

The reason why some ninjas who had already arrived at the front line of the Kingdom of Thunder were not returned to the front line of the Kingdom of Wind was because the threat of the Kingdom of Thunder was obviously greater.

War, war, what is war fought for?

It's all about resources.

A desert country like the Land of Wind is really not worthy of being an enemy of Konoha.

The name of the country of fire, or Sarutobi Hiruzen, has never put the country of wind in his heart.

Every time I hear that Sunagakure from the Land of Winds is going to do something, Sarutobi Hiruzen, or the Land of Fire, the daimyo will laugh it off.

What resources are there in the Land of Winds?

Or is there more population than Konoha, or more food than (Nuo's) Konoha, or is the war potential higher than Konoha?

For Konoha, Sunagakure in the Land of Winds is the disease of scabies.

As long as Konoha frees up his hands, he will definitely be able to solve it.

The main problem is that their Konoha is not free now.

Good guy, these ninja villages seem to have been negotiated, and generally every ninja war will be attacked against Konoha.

Every time it was a fight between the four villages and Konoha, and during the First Ninja World War, various countries would shoot each other's mouths.

During the first ninja war, other ninja villages would say something about Konoha, not about martial arts, or something like being in a bad position, and smear a layer of gold powder on their face.

Makes it look like a Buddha.

But then this kind of teacher's famous behavior slowly disappeared.

One by one, even gold powder is not bad.

All kinds of sneak attacks, poisoning, and assassinations emerge one after another!

Making Konoha very annoying.