Konoha: Not A Serious Ninjutsu Master!

Black Zetsu was reluctant in his heart. As an old man who has lived for thousands of years, he felt that he had to be cautious in everything!

Such a person is too dangerous, and the most important thing is not strength.

Just Jōnin, see Black Zetsu a lot!

As strong as Senju Hashirama, didn't he go to his dad to get the money he used to save?

Even Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo died in the long river of history.

Standing on the bank of the long river of history and watching this large-scale family ethics series, Black Zetsu doesn't care about these temporary powerhouses!

Because not everyone is immortal like himself, but not every era can meet a Uchiha Madara.

Thousands of years have made him a little impatient.

Originally, when he thought he had lost the battle in the Valley of the End, he unexpectedly discovered that the old turtle Uchiha Madara had survived.

After experiencing despair and seeing hope and experiencing despair and seeing hope again, he doesn't want to fail this time.

No matter what, let yourself see---Second mother?

Even if you are in jail, you still have time to visit!

Those two evil sons are really not sons of man!

I don't have such a brother!

"Look for an opportunity to transfer this profiteer to the border of the land of the land."

Uchiha Madara doesn't know what Black Zetsu is thinking because the White Zetsu he controls is a facial paralysis.

There was no expression, but he didn't have the heart to learn about this strange species, White Zetsu.

At the beginning, he was actually quite interested, but the first time these blank papers came out, he asked him what it meant!

Simply put, what does it feel like to poop?

Dude, Uchiha Madara almost didn't put this white thing on the wall on the spot.

From then on, Uchiha Madara never thought to know what was going on in the minds of these white White Zetsu.

Most of these things have abnormal brains!

Maybe they will infect themselves. People are already old, but they can no longer get Alzheimer's.

Black Zetsu nodded habitually after hearing Uchiha Madara's words, although he was very unwilling, but now he must obey Uchiha Madara's orders!

Because Uchiha Madara has been crippled by himself, no matter how he walks, he is moving towards the goal he set for him.

Then the ground beneath the White Zetsu's feet seemed to turn into a lake, allowing the entire White Zetsu to sink into the ground slowly.

After some time, Hatake Shitake is still in Konoha Village, although he has been dispatched to the border of the land of the land!

Go to hell, Iwagakure, who has been infected with rabies!

But as someone who knows how to use Flying Thunder God, it is impossible to take bus 11 to Iwagakure.

Since Hatake Shitake learned to Flying Thunder God, he has become lazy gradually.

Even if he went to the toilet, he would use Flying Thunder God to appear directly in the toilet.

But Hatake Shitake has regretted it now, because he just entered the toilet and saw his dear old father with a newspaper in his hand, just sitting in the toilet!

He quietly stared at the big boy standing in front of him.

Hatake Shitake scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, he was careless!

The coordinates of Flying Thunder God should be placed outside the toilet door.

Accidentally entered my father to go to the toilet, what should I do? Waiting online is very urgent!

"Then what, father brought it! You take your time?"

As soon as Hatake Shitake finished speaking, he disappeared into the toilet, leaving only Hatake Sakumo with a black line on his face.

He felt that he should find a time to shovel all the coordinates of the Flying Thunder God in his home!

Although I can't do it myself, I should have no problem finding Namikaze Minato. As his old boss, it should be easy to ask him to do something, right?

And what the hell is that saying enjoy slowly?

In your eyes, is your dear old father just like an old man?

It's three days without a slap in the face, just before the front-line troops rush to the border of the land of the land, and as Hatake Shitake's medical ninja, he should be able to recover in a short time after interrupting his dog's legs. Bar?

Hatake Sakumo touched his chin and looked at the newspaper in his hand, thinking about how to break his eldest dog's legs.

After all, now that people have learned Flying Thunder God, even if they break their legs, they can't run against their eldest son.

Gotta get the next trap!

No, not very safe!

Or go to Namikaze Minato directly, I don't know if he is in Konoha Village during this time.

Hatake Shitake used Flying Thunder God to leave the toilet and appeared on top of Senju Hashirama's forehead in Hokage Rock.

・・・・・Seeking flowers・

This is the exclusive toilet of Hatake Shitake!

Don't get me wrong he didn't have the guts to take off his pants in broad daylight, so he boarded the top of Senju Hashirama's forehead - a small toilet to come out!

Under the blessing of the banknote ability, this small toilet can be said to have everything in it.

I don't know how many times higher than the small toilet in the house.

I just don't know how Senju Hashirama will feel when he learns that there is a toilet on top of his forehead.

But the Hokage rock is often patrolled by people, which represents the face of Konoha!

The reason why the old bastard Sarutobi Hiruzen was not found out for so long was of course because Hatake Shitake arranged a small enchantment for him!

This kind of thing Anbu can actually see if you look closely, but the problem is that this place Anbu just casually looks at it and leaves!

That's why Hatake Shitake was able to enjoy such a perfect toilet, watching the entire Konoha Village release the stock left in his stomach!

Hatake Shitake stood up satisfied!

Sure enough, my own toilet is perfect, but I have to take it down before the Fourth Ninja World War.

Otherwise, when Senju Hashirama jumps on top of his forehead, he will probably be pissed off!

Maybe he will defect on the spot and take refuge in Uchiha Madara!

And Black Zetsu, who was already lurking in Konoha, watched Hatake Shitake's operation, his already dark face - it was even darker!

Just like the black hole in the universe starry sky, the light does not necessarily reflect when it shines.

You're not afraid of Senju Hashirama breaking your dog's legs!

Dude, why don't you drop by the Hokage office?

Black Zetsu has lived for thousands of years, what kind of person has he not seen?

He has even seen people squatting in the toilet looking for shit to eat!

But this is the first time he has seen someone who is so deadly and careless. Sure enough, there are thousands of worlds full of wonders!

The longer you live, the more you know!

Black Zetsu felt that if he rescued his mother, he would not be able to write a memoir!

He recorded what he had seen and done over the years, and he had thought of the title of the book!

It's called "The Story of Splitting the Moon to Save My Mother".

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