Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

The entrance to Konoha Cemetery.

"Kakashi, recently I've thought of some awesome characters that are very eye-catching."

"What?"

“Beauty Spider.

The upper body is like a human, the lower body is like a spider, and has eight legs for leg control benefits."

"Don't look, don't look."

"Kakashi, I actually thought of a handsome man."

"The upper body is a man, the lower body is a horse?"

"Not that.

You may not be able to imagine it, but I will put together a finished product for you later. "

"."

clatter! clatter! clatter!

As the footsteps gradually moved away, a half-black and half-white inhuman creature slowly emerged from the big tree on the left side of the door.

Looking at the two Asukas leaving side by side, Jue turned to look at the man in black robe who was venting his anger on the flowers in the cemetery.

"Obito has been to Konoha a lot recently, will he find traces of Madara?

In his mind, Madara is a dead person."

Hearing the voice of Bai Jue's body ringing in his ears, Black Jue pondered for a while and then nodded.

"It's possible."

"Then shall we kill Madara?"

? ? ? ?

Black Zetsu's right eye moved slightly. It looked at the White Zetsu body with its unique brain circuits, and a touch of human contempt appeared between his eyebrows. "Has your brain also been assimilated by Hashirama's cells?"

Hearing this, Bai Zetsu's main body looked at Obito blankly, his voice mixed with a hint of pity.

"If Obito discovers that Madara is lecturing children during the day, eating sweets for every meal, having a drink in front of the Hokage Rock every night, and occasionally being dragged to the lake for fishing.

Wouldn't such a world be a little too cruel for Obito?

Of course, I don't refute Madara's determination to implement the "Eye of the Moon" plan.

But Obito already despaired of this world, and then he suddenly discovered that Uchiha Madara, who had led him to change the ninja world, was spending his old age leisurely in the clan."

At this time, Uzumaki Zetsu also popped his head out of the tree trunk, glanced at Obito who was squatting in front of Lin's tombstone and kept stroking the photo, then looked down at the two Black Zetsus, and said with a smile.

"Isn't it enough not to let him go to the Uchiha clan?"

In an instant, Hei Zetsu felt that the space in the tree trunk suddenly became crowded. He looked up at Uzumaki Zetsu who suddenly appeared in the tree trunk, and his already dark face became even darker.

"Idiot, if you don't go and guard Uchiha Madara, what are you doing here?"

White Zetsu's body also looked at Uzumaki Zetsu with a gloomy expression.

"Move up, you're squeezing me."

"Huh?"

Uzumaki Zetsu scratched his head and then swam up the tree trunk, stepped on the two Zetsu's backs with his feet, and said with a smile.

"I just noticed your aura and came here to take a look."

"idiot!"

After noticing the big feet on his shoulders, Bai Zetsu cursed bitterly, then looked at Obito and said in a low voice.

"I just think that Obito is such a gentle person."

"That's not right!"

Uzumaki Zetsu looked down at White Zetsu's body and corrected him.

“Madara-sama is the gentlest.

Even though the person he loves most is dead, he doesn't want people in the world to lose their love.

In Madara-sama's heart, the "Eye of the Moon" plan is just the Eye of the Moon plan. As a caster of Infinite Tsukuyomi, he will never experience the happiness of dreams, only eternal loneliness.

He himself lost almost everything, but he wanted people all over the world to have the life they wanted.

It can be seen that he is a very kind person. The world gives me pain, but I respond with songs. "

Seeing Uzumaki Zetsu seeming to have an enlightenment, so many absurd theories suddenly popping out of his mouth, Black Zetsu and White Zetsu were directly silenced.

Didn’t Madara kill Obito’s beloved before he died?

You didn't mention it at all?

As time goes by.

An awkward atmosphere filled the air five meters around the big tree.

Uzumaki Zetsu didn't seem to notice this. It was still counting with its fingers among the crowded tree trunks.

"Obito, Kakashi, Namikaze Minato, Uzumaki Kushina, and"

Seeing that Uzumaki Zetsu was still chattering there, Bai Zetsu's body suddenly said.

"Jue, I want to kill it."

After being silent for a while, Hei Jue said with a gloomy expression.

"I want, too!"

at this time.

Uchiha clan land.

Passing the meatballs in his hands to the two old men, Asuka picked up another bunch and said while eating.

"Old man, when I was studying kaleidoscope recently, I came up with a good way to brainwash people."

"call!"

Liang Yi blew on the meatball twice, bit it tentatively with his teeth, and asked.

"Who do you want to brainwash?"

Asuka put his right leg on his left leg and leaned back on the chair, "Here for the kids, we can't just watch the village brainwash us. We can't brainwash the village."

"Could you... Phew... could you please stop leading your family to do such dangerous things?" Ryoichi rolled the hot meatballs in his mouth twice and said angrily, "Hokage is not us. Why are we brainwashing the village? Can you please stop worrying about the clan leader and doing things to exterminate the clan?"

"No, what kind of clan will we destroy? We are just adding to the entertainment life that everyone in the ninja world lacks."

Hearing this, Ryoichi glanced at Asuka in confusion and said while biting the meatball.

"Talk about it!"

Asuka put his right arm on the armrest of the chair, then looked at Madara sitting next to him and asked.

"Old man, do you know how many Susanoo people there are in the ninja world?"

Hearing this question, Uchiha Madara took a bite of the meatball and did not answer the other party's question directly. Instead, he talked about a saying that was widely circulated among the people in his time.

"Susanōgo is called the power of God and symbolizes destruction. It is said by everyone that once you see it with your own eyes, you will inevitably die."

"clear!"

Asuka slapped his thigh, then looked at Uchiha Ryoichi, and said in a somewhat excited tone.

"Old man, I plan to publish a comic strip based on the family and Susanoo, and then make it into a movie."

Comics?

Movie?

Ryoichi looked at the ball in his hand with questions on his face. Before he could ask anything, Asuka continued.

“I’ve thought about the content of the story.

The story of an Uchiha giant who surpasses the size of a mountain and takes on the form of a god of war. His combat power is comparable to that of a "tailed beast" and he can fly, run, and jump against the evil tailed beast.

You also know that tailed beasts have been promoted by the ninja world for so many years and have long become a symbol of evil.

It just so happens that our Uchiha eyes can restrain tailed beasts.

Isn’t this the embodiment of justice?

Through the continuous failures of the tailed beasts, Uchiha has been shaped into a powerful and righteous image, and it has also become a good brainwashing material for children. "

"."

Madara and Ryoichi ate the meatballs in their hands for a moment, and then they looked at each other with confusion written on their faces.

What is he talking about?

Why can’t I understand?

Gulu!

Asuka swallowed, swallowed the ball in his hand into his mouth, and muttered.

“I’ve thought about it all.

It can't be too mythical Uchiha, it's better to artificially limit it.

For example, Susanoo can only stay in the ninja world for three minutes. Although it is only a short three minutes, every time he appears, he is a rescuer.

Just arrange it at the climax of the plot. After all, I was born as a child, and what children definitely want to see is the three-minute exciting fight. "

Hmm~hmm~

Ryoichi nodded at this time, he seemed to understand what Asuka was talking about.

"Asuka, have you ever thought about what would happen if the village demon changed it and became the Thousand Hands clan?"

Senju? ?

Asuka smacked his lips, looked at Uchiha Ryoichi as if he were looking at a fool, and shook his head.

"Old man, are you stupid?"

Upon hearing these words, Uchiha Ryo's face darkened.

He slowly clenched his right hand into a fist and began to carefully observe the flying bird, trying to find the opponent's weakness, preparing to punch him to make him remember.

It's really too rampant.

Before he could get up and teach this stupid boy a lesson, Uchiha Ryoichi felt a sudden strong wind hit his body. In an instant, his mind went blank and he almost turned over from his chair.

Uchiha Madara seemed to have noticed something at this time, and suddenly turned his head to look at Asuka next to him.

The next moment, Asuka's dark pupils turned red, the chair under his butt instantly turned into powder, and the green ribs slowly rose from the feet, wrapping him completely.

The cyan ribs exuded a powerful aura, frightening the surrounding small animals to flee in all directions, as if they had lost their sense of direction.

Shukaku, who was sleeping on the ground, opened his eyes at this time and stared at the cyan skeleton with a vigilant expression.

Susanoo! !

The two old men stared straight at Feiniao standing in the middle of the skeleton, subconsciously opening their mouths wide and looking a little distracted.

At this time, Asuka crossed his arms, looked up at the Hokage Rock, and said.

“If the village wants to reform, then it can be reformed.

After all, we do have Susanoo, and they can't find the Great Buddha.

That old woman Tsunade can make a giant Buddha, so I kowtowed to her on the spot. "

"you"

Ryoichi also came to his senses at this time. He stood up quickly, pointed at Asuka with trembling fingers, and said angrily.

"Why are you wasting your eyesight like this?"