Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

The days after every war are dull for ordinary people, but for those who have relieved their shoulders of the burden, such peaceful days are even a little unaccustomed, and they always want to find something to make themselves happy. Get busy.

Sarutobi Hiruzen is such a person.

Just now, he found a way to keep himself busy.

One will pays attention to two perspectives at the same time, dividing the way of thinking in his brain into two parts. This is a quite novel experience for Sarutobi Hiruzen.

He also has the ability to draw circles with his left hand and squares with his right hand.

But he is still practicing the ability to look at a magazine with his left eye and the crystal ball with his right eye, and at the same time imprint what he observes into his mind and analyze it.

"call!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen blew smoke into the air and murmured in an old voice.

"Looking at things with a shadow clone always gives me a sense of lag."

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Before he finished speaking, he raised his head and said when he heard someone knocking on the door.

"Come in!"

Squeak!

The person outside opened the door, and just when he was about to step in, a thick smoke rushed towards him and smoked him out again.

"Hiruzen, smoking is harmful to your health. Quitting smoking as soon as possible is good for your health."

Hearing Danzo's deep voice coming from outside the door, Sarutobi Hiruzen clapped his palms together, created a clone and asked him to open the window next to him.

Peng!

The moment the shadow clone turned into white mist, he used Wind Escape to blow the smoke in the room out through the window.

The smoke gradually dissipated and the vision gradually became clear.

Looking around the dilapidated and narrow room, he stepped in and sat down in front of Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Smelling the special smell of musty and smoke in the air, Danzo's eyes fell on the cover of the magazine in the hands of the Third Hokage.

[Steel Hand·I’m here to release a new masterpiece, bitch mother.]

Wow!

After a moment of silence, he listened to Hiruzen Sarutobi turning the pages of a book as if there was no one around him. He tapped the floor with his cane and said in a deep voice.

"I'm still here!"

Hearing this, the Third Hokage raised his eyelids slightly to look at Danzo sitting in front of him, and nodded.

"I saw it."

Danzo glanced at the cover twice and said disgustedly.

"Be more restrained."

"call!"

He blew smoke into the air, closed the magazine in his hand, and then his eyes fell on Danzo. Before he could ask what he was doing here, he heard Danzo say in a tone that said he hated iron.

"Hiruzen, we have known each other for 57 years, and I have been admonishing you for 39 years. Have you changed your mind?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen narrowed his eyes and thought to himself.

"It seems like something big is going to happen today."

At this time, Danzo stood up, reached for the magazine on the table, and spoke faster.

"Hiruzhan, look at the protagonists in this book. Almost all of them are based on Uchiha. They all describe their positive images, and none of their shortcomings are mentioned.

Could Jiraiya write such a book?

Does he have this level?

In my opinion, these"

Speaking of this, Danzo suddenly paused. He waved the book in front of Hiruzen's eyes twice and asked.

"Hiruzen, what do you think?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen rubbed his chin, pretending not to understand anything, and gave his old friend a perfunctory sentence.

"Shall we watch together?"

? ? ?

Who wants to watch it with you? ? ?

He looked at Hiruzen as if he were a lecherous old man and said helplessly.

"I doubt Uchiha..."

Listening to Danzo talking about Uchiha, Hiruzen picked up the magazine on the table and smoothed out the wrinkles in distress.

ten minutes later.

Seeing that Danzo had finally finished speaking, he immediately took out his cigarette pot, took a sip, and spoke.

"Any thing else?"

Upon hearing this, Danzo's expression instantly became serious. He took out a list from his arms and placed it on the table, speaking in a low voice.

“When a Jinchuuriki gives birth to a child, the seal will weaken, but we don’t know how much.

In order to reduce the occurrence of accidents, I plan to put several important Uchiha personnel under surveillance. "

Hiruzen picked up the list and looked down at it.

The First Uchiha Fugaku.

Second Uchiha Asuka.

The third Uchiha Madou.

fourth

at this time.

In the forest of death.

A star ninja crossed his legs in the air, his body dancing lightly in the breeze like a kite.

She looked down at the two people on the ground and complained.

"Boring, boring, boring, I am very boring!"

Another star nin stuck out his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth. After tasting the fresh chuck in the air around him, he spread his hands and said.

"There's nothing you can do about it. When adults play games with children, the novelty will wear off soon."

"That"

I saw the star ninja floating in the sky like a windmill, spinning in front of his two companions, looking frustrated.

"When can we go back?"

Snapped!

The Hoshi-nin sitting on the ground took out a magazine from his arms and threw it into the sky, then said.

"You can go back after completing the task."

Wow! Wow!

Taking the magazine thrown by the other party, she opened it and flipped it through twice, criticizing it every time she turned a page.

"Human postures are really monotonous."

"This is too unimaginative. She is obviously a woman transformed from an animal, but she only has a few moves back and forth. How is this different from a human being? The characteristics of a beast are all highlighted."

"Garbage, really garbage."

Before she finished speaking, the person floating in the sky suddenly looked to the right. She looked at the three genin appearing on the tree trunk on the right, tilted her head slightly and said.

"If I remember correctly, you seem to be Uchiha Asuka's students, right?"

Um?

At this time, Uoyuki Xiyan also discovered the existence of the three star ninjas.

After searching for the other party's information in her mind, she secretly shook her head at Iruka and Iruka, then looked at the strange star nin floating in the sky and frowned.

"Are you blocking us here?"

"No!"

The star ninja floating in the sky circled in front of Xiyan, as if he was not afraid of a sneak attack at all, and said with a depressed expression.

"We're just bored, sitting here in a daze."

Hearing this, Iruka widened his eyes and said in surprise.

"You don't plan to advance to chuunin?"

"I don't plan to!"

The next moment, she seemed to teleport and appeared beside Hinata Huahua, then stretched out her tongue and licked the other person's ear, with a satisfied look on her face.

"I miss you so much about the Hyuga clan."

Hinata Huahua's body stiffened for a moment, and then she took a step back suddenly with a wary look on her face.

"What do you miss?"

"Back then, there was a Hyuga clan member who wanted to avoid the fate of death by falling in love with me, but I was ruthlessly rejected by me."

"Then what?"

"He's dead, his bones have melted."

Looking at this somewhat nervous Hoshinin, several black lines appeared on the foreheads of Xi Yan and the others.

This guy doesn't know how to chat.

After thinking for a moment, Hinata Huahua winked at her two teammates and said calmly.

"Our mission is accomplished, and I wish you good luck."

Seeing these three people turning around and leaving, the little Loli floating in the sky slowly followed them and said seductively.

"Do you want great power?"

Iruka raised his head and answered subconsciously.

"What power?"

boom!

Hinata Huahua made a fist with her right hand and hit the opponent's head, feeling angry.

"I don't want any power dogs from Star Ninja Village. The side effects are huge."

“So that’s how it is”

Seeing the three of them staring at her with vigilant expressions, and looking ready to attack at any time, the little Loli shrugged, "The power of the Star Ninja is indeed beyond the reach of even a dog."

Then, she was seen floating in front of the three of them, with a proud look on her eyebrows and said.

"What I'm talking about is another kind of power, a very powerful power, a power that can change the qualifications of an idiot."

"What power?"

Seeing that Iruka continued to answer the other person's words like an idiot, Hinata Flowey glared at him fiercely and spoke.

"You have forgotten what the teacher said. If you want to gain great power in this world, you have to pay a price."

As she said that, she looked at the little Lolita in the sky again and said warily.

"You are not a star ninja, who are you anyway."

Upon hearing this, the little Loli put her hands on her hips, looked up at the sky, and said in a very awkward posture.

"I was given the name Ichikijima by the Immortal, and I am the Immortal's right-hand man.

How about, do you want to obtain the power of an immortal, the legendary immortal chakra. "

In an instant.

The air became solid.

The surrounding area also became silent, as if there was no one in a deserted land.

? ? ?

A string of question marks popped up on Ichikishimahime's head, and she returned to her normal posture and looked at the three of them.

She did not see the emotions of shock, panic, greed, desire, etc. on the faces of the three little ones.

instead.

Seeing the three people looking at her like idiots, Ichikishima-hime stuck out her tongue in the air, and the smile gradually solidified on her face.

"What are you looking at?"

Hearing the other party's cold voice, Hinata Huahua shook her head and sighed.

"If you persuade people to go to the Star Ninja Village to learn their ninjutsu, you will be struck by lightning, but if you persuade people to go to the three holy places to learn the power of immortals, you will be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts."

At this time, Uzuki Xiyan skillfully took out a scroll from her arms and unfolded it in front of Ichikishima Hime. Then she bit her thumb, quickly made a mark with her hands, and said.

“I used to think that I was the child of my destiny.

But when I listened to the teacher's words, I suddenly realized.

It turns out that someone is not only the child of his own destiny, he is also the child of destiny in the ninja world.

The real child of destiny is the one who can reverse the magic of Miaomu Mountain using counter-spiritual techniques. "

Iruka looked at Ichikishimahime with a wary expression and said very seriously.

“The magic of the Holy Land is prepared for the child of destiny.

The only purpose for ordinary people like us who learn magic is to turn into big rocks to provide a habitat for toads, a place for snakes to mate, and a scratching tool for slugs. "

? ? ?

Looking at the three people who were unusually awake, before Ichikijima Hime had time to prepare her next move, she saw a puff of white smoke suddenly coming out of the scroll in front of her.

Then, the purple-haired girl suddenly put her hands to her mouth in the shape of a trumpet and shouted into the smoke.

"Teacher, I can't handle it anymore."