Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Name."

"Ichikishima-hime."

"gender."

"female."

"family address."

"Holy Land - Longdi Cave."

"family member."

boom!

"It's too much."

Seeing Ichikishima-hime slamming the table and staring at him with big eyes, Asuka paused with the pen in his hand before continuing.

"character."

"I am extremely honest and will say whatever comes to my mind."

"age."

"Do not ask."

? ? ?

Two black lines appeared on Asuka's forehead, then he tilted his head and looked at the floating Ichikishima Hime, and sneered.

"You call this extreme honesty?"

Ichikijima Hime rolled her eyes at Asuka and spoke eloquently.

"As I said, I will say whatever comes to my mind, but I never think about age."

That makes sense.

Feiniao felt his head hurt. He put his hand between his eyebrows and asked again.

"Likes."

? ? ?

After a brief silence, Ichikishimahime floated to Asuka. After observing him up and down for a while, his expression suddenly became serious.

"Are you checking your household registration?"

Feiniao poked the table with his pen, "As my future fighting partner, at least I need to know your basic information, right? My first partner, Fatty, when he signed a contract with me, he even gave me his grandfather's information. Out."

Is there such a simple psychic beast?

Hearing this, Ichikishimahime gave up the authority to control the floating and began to rock up and down and left and right in the room.

She needed to think about it.

Snapped!

Asuka looked at the broken light bulb and frowned.

Wow!

Asuka's face darkened when he heard the sound of plates falling to the floor in the kitchen.

boom!

Ichikishimahime rubbed her head after bumping into the cabinet, then looked down at the white paper on the table and said.

"I'll do it myself."

With that said, she swam to the Asuka table, picked up the carbon pen and started filling in the white paper selectively.

"Measurements?"

This concubine doesn’t want to.

"height?"

I don’t want this either.

"weight?"

This concubine would not even think about it.

"strength."

Under the Immortal

Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

Seeing Ichikishima Hime lying on the table busy filling out forms, Asuka stood up and went to get a broom, swept the broken plates in the kitchen and put them into boxes, then turned and walked outside.

Although she has never seen the other party's appearance after transformation, as one of the top executives of Ryūchi Cave, she is known as the elder-level confidant of the White Snake Immortal, and she has extremely powerful magic chakra in her body.

After transforming back into his original form, his figure shouldn't be much smaller than Wan She's, right?

Wan Snake seems to be taller than Toad, Toad seems to be lower than Shukaku, and Shukaku seems to be about the same size as Kyuubi.

In the future, when you see toads and tailed beasts, summon them directly.

Before Asuka could continue thinking, a fat red man appeared in his sight out of the corner of his eye.

Looking at Kushina, whose pregnant belly was becoming more and more obvious, his eyes became complicated again.

Now the medical department doesn't have any information about the other party at all, and things like pregnancy checks are under the control of the ANBU. He is the monitor of Konoha's medical class and the head of the wartime medical force. He has never even touched the belly of the fourth wife.

There is no point in being the medical monitor at all.

As if she noticed something, Kushina raised her head and glanced ahead suspiciously.

Um?

Seeing Asuka standing there not far away, staring at her with complicated eyes, Kushina's face couldn't help but darken.

What kind of look is this?

Pity, restlessness, emotion, depression, regret, disgust

It’s as if the child I’m pregnant with is related to you.

Muttering in her heart, Kushina stepped towards Asuka and said calmly.

"Asuka-kun."

"Kushina-sama."

Asuka also greeted her politely, then his eyes fell on her belly, and he couldn't look away anymore.

Looking at his growing belly, his brows furrowed into the character "Sichuan".

He was still on the battlefield when Kushina was pregnant, so he couldn't figure out how many months she was pregnant.

But look at this belly.

The day should be approaching soon.

Seeing Asuka's eyes getting closer and closer to her belly, Kushina's eyelids twitched slightly, and she couldn't figure out why the other party cared so much about her belly.

The most important thing is that she didn't sense that Asuka had any evil thoughts towards her.

It seems like she is just worried about her belly.

What a perversion.

Shrinking back, Kushina looked at Asuka who was staring straight at her belly and said in a deep voice.

"Isn't Asuka-kun a little rude?"

Asuka also came to his senses at this time, he scratched his head and said in an apologetic tone.

"Ah, sorry."

He felt that his medical level was still low, and he couldn't see anything after looking at it for so long.

Tsunade should know when the other party will give birth, but Tsunade probably doesn't want an Uchiha to know about it.

After a moment of silence, Kushina stroked her belly with both hands, then raised her head and stared into his eyes and asked.

"Why does Mr. Asuka care so much about my belly?"

Asuka glanced at his belly again, then shook his head.

"It's not a big deal, just seeing that Kushina-sama is about to give birth to a child, I suddenly feel that the burden on my shoulders is a lot heavier."

? ? ?

Hearing these words, Kushina looked suspicious of life.

But the moment she raised her head and looked into the other person's eyes, she began to doubt her life again.

Because Uchiha Asuka's serious expression couldn't be more genuine.

It was as if after her child was born, the burden on the other person's shoulders would really become heavier.

What does my child have to do with you? ? ?

After recalling the time when she and Minato had sex, the time when she was pregnant, and where Asuka was during that time, Kushina relaxed slightly in her heart and shook her head.

"I don't understand what Mr. Asuka said."

"well!"

Asuka also sighed, thinking about how to tell her about Kyuubi.

It's clearly stated that it's definitely not possible, and you can't take it out yourself.

His relationship with the couple wasn't good enough to spare him.

After thinking for a while, his eyes fell on Kushina's belly again and he hesitated.

"Kushina-sama, Mikoto-sama's last birth accident"

Having said this, Feiniao twitched the corners of his mouth, and then swallowed the rest of the words.

He could help Mikoto if she had a difficult childbirth, but it was estimated that this matter would fall on Kushina. Even if she died in childbirth, Konoha would not be able to let Uchiha deliver her baby.

Seeing that the other party stopped talking mid-sentence, Jiuxin frowned slightly and began to think.

Meiqin's production accident?

Why can't the baby come out halfway through giving birth?

Her face darkened, and her anger suddenly rose.

This guy is cursing me.

After Kushina stared at Asuka for a while, a trace of doubt flashed in her eyes.

The other party has no ill intentions and it is not a curse.

For a moment, there was a hint of embarrassment in the air.

After a while.

Just when Kushina was about to end this awkward question and answer, she looked up at Asuka, and saw him scratching his head hesitantly, his eyes scanning her stomach from time to time, as if he was struggling with something inside.

Um?

Then a flash of lightning suddenly flashed in her mind, and she suddenly thought of the rumors about wives that Danzo had mentioned.

The old guy Danzo said that Asuka Uchiha liked women of high status, and then he set his sights on Orochimaru's wife, and he also took action, which made Orochimaru so angry that he went to assassinate him in the middle of the night.

And now the most noble woman in Konoha. Besides her is Sarutobi Biwako

But Sarutobi Biwako is 55 this year, and she is only 24 years old.

She believes that as long as he is a normal man, given the above two options, he will definitely choose the younger one.

Although he showed that he disliked fat people very much and had no feelings for fat people at the beginning, it has been a long time since then.

Combined with the fact that the other party just mentioned Mikoto and kept looking at her belly...

I like women of high status... I only like the belly of noble women... There doesn't seem to be any conflict between the two.

After taking a deep breath, Kushina took a step back, stared into Asuka's eyes, and asked tentatively.

"You stared at me for so long, are you afraid that I will have difficulty giving birth and want to deliver the baby yourself?"

Um.

He once had that idea.

But now after turning on the kaleidoscope, he just wanted to cut off Kushina's belly, and then when Obito passed, let him look at the upper and lower parts of Kushina's body and doubt his life.

never mind

How could the top management of Konoha let Uchiha get close to Kyuubi when the jinchuriki was being produced.

My brain is broken.

After no longer hesitating in his heart, Feiniao's expression suddenly became serious and he refused.

"As the monitor of the medical class, I know that there are many excellent female medical ninjas in Konoha, and they have much more experience than me.

Just leave the delivery to them.

As the monitor of the medical class, if you do everything yourself, the medical class will never fulfill Tsunade-sama's dream. "

? ? ?

Seeing Asuka suddenly seeming to be a different person, Kushina was stunned for a moment and said subconsciously.

"You don't want to deliver my baby?"

Asuka shook his head and said directly without thinking.

"There are many people in Konoha who are better than me, just leave it to them. And I'm not an obstetric ninja, so I don't know much about it."

at this time.

Kushina seemed to see Asuka exuding the aura of a gentleman, and even his eyes were emitting a soul-stirring black light.

What a gentleman.

Can.

The other person's behavior of staring at her belly for so long just now caused her to have a lot of doubts.

Who is the gentleman who stares at others for so long?

At this time.

Uzumaki Kushina thought again of Tsunade-sama's comments to him before leaving, and her heart suddenly moved. Then she took a step forward and asked in a low voice.

"Asuka-kun, I heard that your medical ninjutsu has surpassed Tsunade-sama?"

Hearing this, Feiniao said humbly.

"Absolutely. We are evenly matched."

Kushina narrowed her eyes. She thought of Asuka's behavior just now, then pointed at her belly and begged.

"Can you check me out now?"

Oh?

Asuka's eyes lit up, and even the way he looked at the fat red-haired man became much softer.

Knowing Kushina's delivery time, you can pretend to be someone else and intercept Obito on that day.

Aren't many senior time travelers doing this?

Then, he was seen holding his chin with one hand, pretending to think for a moment, and then nodded.

"Can."

Hearing this, Kushina put her hands on the corners of her clothes and lifted up her clothes very slowly.

Seeing Asuka's eyes getting brighter and brighter, the smile that could not be concealed no matter how hard she looked, and her fingers starting to move, her eyes gradually narrowed into a slit.

It's right, it's exactly what Tsunade-sama said, the evil Uchiha Asuka.

"call!"

When Asuka saw the hint of belly, he couldn't help but let out a breath, and then found that Kushina's movements were getting slower and slower, so he couldn't help but urge her.

"Lift it up a little more."

Kushina stopped moving at this time, she poked her stomach with her finger and said expressionlessly.

"Asuka-kun, it's okay."

Really conservative.

When he saw the other party, he lifted up the corner of his clothes, curled his lips, and then stretched out his hand.

Naruto…

When he thought that his first contact with Naruto was in such a strange way, Asuka couldn't help but feel a flash of excitement and emotion in his eyes.

Child of destiny, let me see when you will be born...

Seeing Feiniao stretch out his hand towards his belly without any hesitation, and when his fingers touched her belly, his face showed the relief, emotion and excitement of touching her belly.

"Asshole, touching sister's belly makes you so excited, doesn't it?"

The next moment, Kushina clenched her fist tightly and punched him with lightning speed.

The fist was mixed with chakra and wrapped with the fist wind, and instantly hit Asuka's chest.

"abnormal!"

A dark figure flew towards the sky like a cannonball.

on the ground.

Uzumaki Kushina arranged her clothes, then covered her forehead with her right hand, looked up at the small black dot in the sky, and said with disdain.

"I was just wondering why your behavior was inconsistent with the rumors, and I was almost deceived by you."

"I really agree with what Tsunade-sama said, the evil Uchiha is so obsessed with the belly.

Half a day later.

Ichikishima-hime placed the filled-in form on the table, then turned to look at Asuka who was wrapping a bandage in front of the mirror, tilted her head and said.

"You were beaten?"

"Being cheated."

Asuka took a breath, looked at the man in the mirror with his chest wrapped in bandages again, and gritted his teeth.

Hearing this, a look of curiosity appeared on Ichikishimahime's face. She knew the strength of this man. Even when she made a stealth attack, she failed. How did that man succeed?

"How did you get tricked?"

Thinking of the scene where he was fished, Asuka's cheeks suddenly turned red and he said bitterly.

"I was too focused on touching the woman's belly and was punched in the chest."

Touching someone's belly?

Ichikishimahime subconsciously regarded Asuka as a gangster.

After all, how could a decent person touch a woman’s belly?

"Tsk~"

She floated to the mirror, looked down at Asuka's abdominal muscles, and asked.

"Is that woman sexy?"

He turned to look at Ichikijima Hime and said doubtfully.

“In your dictionary, the only word that describes someone else’s flesh is [bomb]?”

Ichikishimahime floated behind Asuka and asked for advice.

"What should I say?"

Asuka stretched out a hand and told her a few words.

"Plump, tender, juicy, sweet, crispy, smooth and tender."

"remember."

With that said, she looked at Asuka again and asked.

"What words should be used to describe that woman?"

Asuka took a deep breath and said expressionlessly.

"I didn't feel it. As soon as my fingernails touched my belly, I took off."

ps: This chapter is updated late.

Coded for four hours.

Let me go, I changed this chapter and lost all the comments.

Dear readers, if you think there is something wrong with this chapter, please bring it up. I have been researching it and making changes all morning.

Don't worry, I didn't block the ban package, I really feel free to speak.

There was no one to talk to, so I was very panicked.