Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming
Chapter 207 Menopausal Woman
Early the next morning.
As the villagers gradually opened the doors of their homes, they discovered that Konoha today seemed a little different from usual.
There are many important people on the street who were not seen before. They are either alone or in groups. When they meet each other on the road, they just nod and say nothing.
Seeing the solemn expressions on their faces and the direction they were heading, the surrounding civilians bit their ears.
"What happened?"
"It should be for the fifth generation Hokage's matter. It has been delayed for long enough. It's time to choose a suitable leader."
"I was really looking forward to Lord Jiraiya being the Hokage, but Lord Jiraiya left the village two days ago, and I don't know who will be the next Hokage."
"I heard that Danzo-sama has a very high voice. He should fall."
"Don't think about it, Danzo can't be Hokage."
Hearing this affirmative voice in their ears, the surrounding villagers were stunned for a moment, and then turned to look behind them, wanting to see who was so uprightly opposed to Elder Danzo becoming the Hokage.
? ? ?
Looking at the man with two panda eyes behind them, the villagers couldn't help but have a string of question marks on their foreheads.
This kind of mark shouldn't be caused by knocking, right?
When they saw the Uchiha clan emblem on the other person's body and carefully identified his appearance, a look of surprise suddenly appeared on their faces.
If nothing else, it should be related to someone.
"Asuka Jonin, good morning."
"Jounin, you are so injured."
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After noticing that the surrounding villagers looked at him strangely, Feiniao touched his bruised eye socket with one hand and said, "I accidentally hit it when I got up this morning."
"Oh~"
The people around him suddenly let out a meaningful oh.
A man who could fight a tailed beast got so violent that his eyes were swollen.
It must be related to someone, right?
"Asuka Jonin, are you going to elect the Hokage today?"
One of the villagers pointed at the ninjas heading to the office building and said with some confusion.
"Since Tsunade refused to serve as Hokage, the Third Generation held an impromptu vote to elect a suitable candidate to go to the capital of the Land of Fire to accept the daimyo's appointment."
After explaining, Feiniao suddenly thought of the old men in his family and couldn't help but murmur.
Have those guys discussed how to make Senju Hashirama the Hokage?
Snapped!
At this time, a white and tender palm suddenly rested on Asuka's shoulder, pulling him back from his distraction.
Smelling the aroma of wine wafting in the air, Feiniao took a deep breath, looked forward, and spoke.
"Tsunade-sama, you ran so fast yesterday!"
"Ha~"
With a chuckle, she stepped forward, looked back and saw that most of the bruises on Asuka's eye sockets had dissipated, and said with a smile.
"Asuka Jonin is indeed the medical ninja second only to me. In terms of resisting attacks, he is indeed almost as good as me."
? ? ? ?
When people around saw these two people gathering together, they immediately left the place in awe.
When they saw this kind of thing before, they would watch it excitedly for a while, but after watching it for more than ten years, they were a little tired of it.
After the surrounding villagers left, she saw that Asuka ignored her and left directly. After thinking for a few seconds, Tsunade ran after her and said side by side.
"Actually, the Sharingan in Kyuubi's eyes is not as serious as you think. The attitude of the villagers towards you is enough to prove this. There is no need to let the uncle be the Hokage again."
Asuka paused, looked at the Hokage Building in front of him, and whispered.
"Although it is not serious, there is a risk of changing the reputation, so we have to prevent Danzo from becoming Hokage. Otherwise, after he becomes Hokage, who knows whether the reputation of the villagers will turn to the unfavorable side of Uchiha.
The best solution to this matter is actually for the Uchiha family to have a fifth generation Hokage, or your great grandfather."
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Tsunade. His eyes stayed on the necklace that could only be worn by the "Destiny Child" around her neck for a moment, and then moved to Tsunade's face.
This guy really takes good care of himself and his skin is quite thin. I will find a way to trick him into using the Yin Seal in the future for Ye Cang to use.
After realizing that this guy's eyes were on her and wouldn't move away, Tsunade's face darkened, her fists clenched subconsciously, and she said coldly.
"Do you feel like you're resistant to being beaten?"
"ah?"
He was stunned for a moment, looked at Tsunade whose expression suddenly changed, and frowned.
"Don't you know if I can resist being beaten?"
Seeing that this bastard was pretending to be stupid here, Tsunade sneered, tapped Asuka's shoulder with her hand, and warned.
"Kid, I suggest you put away the dirty thoughts in your head, otherwise I will really beat you to death."
hiss?
Thinking of what was going through his mind just now, Asuka took a breath, looked at Tsunade warily, and asked.
"Can you read my inner thoughts?"
The word # suddenly appeared on Tsunade's forehead, and then she shook her fist at him and said with disdain in her eyes.
"Evil brat, you are worse than Jiraiya. If he likes me, he will tell it openly."
"Oh~"
After realizing that Tsunade was distracted, Asuka said dryly, then immediately passed over the other person and waved behind him.
"Men always like those who are 18, and the next best thing is those who are 28. Anyway, few people like those who are 38. At least I like those who are under 28."
boom!
The villagers who had just left heard a huge explosion in the distance and turned their heads to look in the direction of the sound.
Smoke and dust rose up, covering nearby businesses. The ground seemed to have been struck by a detonating talisman, shattering and collapsing.
Immediately afterwards, when they saw the figures of Asuka and Tsunade rushing out of the smoke towards the Hokage Building, they immediately shook their heads and went about their own business.
"It turns out those two were fighting again."
Huge conference room.
There was a long table placed on the high platform, where Sarutobi Hiruzen and four other people sat, looking down at the ninjas below.
There is a 0-shaped table placed below. Each jounin can find his or her own place on the table, and behind them are many chairs reserved for special jounin in the village.
Seeing that there were fewer and fewer free seats, Danzo raised his head and glanced at the clock hanging on the wall. He stood up and spoke slowly.
"Hokage."
boom!
The next moment, the door made of solid wood instantly shattered into pieces. Everyone in the room turned their heads to look at the door, and saw Asuka Uchiha rolling twice in the air, then finishing the action of arranging his clothes in the air with an indifferent expression. Then I randomly found an empty seat and sat down.
"you"
Danzo looked at the shaky wooden door. He then looked at Asuka sitting on the chair. His face suddenly became gloomy. Before he could get angry, he saw that the shaky wooden door was knocked away by the person behind him. .
"What are you staring at!"
When Tsunade saw that Danzo was actually glaring at her, she immediately stared back, and then stepped towards Asuka.
Seeing an Uchiha actually sitting in the middle of the Hyuga family, she winked at the Hyuga clan member next to Asuka, and sat down after the man left.
Snapped!
Seeing Asuka getting up and wanting to leave, Tsunade put her hand on his shoulder, pressed it down hard, and said calmly.
"The 38-year-old sister asked you to sit down, oh no, she is 39."
Hearing this, Asuka rubbed the fist marks on his back, then sat down, turned to look at Hinata Mengmeng next to him, and said.
"Mengmeng, are all the 40-year-old ladies in your family going through menopause?"
"My name is Meng Meng!" After the mighty-looking Hyuga clan member gritted his teeth, he caught a glimpse of Tsunade's dark face. He immediately raised his head and looked forward, looking straight ahead and said, "Uchiha, don't talk nonsense, forty-year-old A woman is as delicate as a flower, and she is in her prime years."
"Ha~"
Tsunade sneered. She glanced at Hinata fiercely, put her palm directly on Asuka's thigh, and then made a fist. In an instant, a ball of tender meat was pinched.
"The Hokage Candidates Conference has officially begun."
As the voice fell, Asuka felt the severe pain in his legs and the disturbed nerves. He turned to look at Tsunade and said expressionlessly.
"As expected of an old woman who has been single for so many years, she even has such strong hands. While you can still have children, find someone to marry, otherwise you will have to be a stepmother in the future."
Tsunade smiled slightly and continued to increase strength in her palms.
"You know how to talk, right?"
"of course not!"
Asuka bit her finger and tapped the diamond-shaped mark on Tsunade's forehead like lightning.
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next moment.
Hinata suddenly caught a glimpse of Asuka from the corner of her eye, using some unknown method to cut off the two palms of Tsunade, one of the three ninjas. Her pupils shrank suddenly, her expression as if she had seen a ghost.
"Be good!"
"You can just call Uchiha Mengmeng."
"They just pinched your thighs, and you fucking crippled the Sannin?"
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