Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Looks like a mountain from a distance! Looks like a mountain from a close distance!"

“A mountain is still a mountain when you look at it, it’s not a mountain when you look at it, it’s still a mountain when you look at it.”

"Platycodon Mountain is connected to Shanwai Mountain."

Xiaonan's face darkened when she heard the lively discussion in front of her. She rubbed the big bumps on her head, and then glared fiercely at the Longdi Cave Immortal next to her.

When Ichikijima Hime, who was originally grinning, noticed that eyes were falling on her, the painful expression on her face disappeared without a trace. Then she turned to look at the human woman walking side by side with her and sneered.

"My body doesn't hurt at all!"

After looking at the big bag on her head, Xiaonan also put down her hands and said calmly.

"I don't feel any pain. It's just the first time I bear these bags, so I feel a little uncomfortable."

"whispering sound!"

Looking at the bunch of candied haws-like buns on top of Xiaonan's head out of the corner of his eye, Ichikishima-hime curled her lips, put her hands behind her back, and said briskly.

"I'm sorry, I don't even feel uncomfortable."

Looking at this hard-mouthed and cheap Longdi Cave Immortal, Xiaonan bit her back teeth and waved her palm down. Suddenly a white paper crane came out of her hand, fluttering its small wings and quickly caught up with the market leader who was walking in front. Kishimahime.

Then, a thousand paper cranes were seen landing on Ichikijima Hime's head, and her pointed beak pecked the big bag lightly.

"Ah~"

A shrill scream resounded through the forest, startling the birds that were resting in the forest to fly.

"well!"

Hearing the scolding coming from behind, Asuka sighed softly in his heart, then looked at the orange cat following him and said. "Fei Fei, we seem to have been misunderstood!"

The orange cat looked back at the two people who were arguing and said solemnly.

"The best way to resolve misunderstandings is to be honest with each other. Do you want a wife or not?"

? ? ? ?

After hearing these words, a row of question marks instantly appeared above Asuka's head.

To be honest and to have a wife or not? ? Is there any necessary connection between the two?

Boom!

The familiar voice sounded again. Xiaonan and the two who were quarreling subconsciously held their heads in their hands and looked around with vigilance. Then they discovered that not far in front, there was a fat orange cat squatting on the ground with its head in its arms.

"snort!"

Seeing that the orange cat received the same treatment as them, a sense of relief suddenly flashed in their eyes. Then they looked at each other, their faces turned cold, they stood up and turned their heads to the other side.

After looking around, Asuka realized that the atmosphere in his team was a bit disharmonious. He rubbed his head and stood there in a daze.

When Xiaonan slowly caught up, Asuka looked at the vigilant look on the other person's face, then put his hands in a position where the other person could see him, and said.

"The misunderstanding has been resolved, why don't you leave?"

After hearing Asuka's words, Xiaonan took a step back cautiously. She looked at Asuka's hands raised above her head, and felt that the big bag on her head began to hurt again.

After kneading it gently, she took a step back again and threatened.

"I'm warning you, don't do anything, or I'll sue Ye Cang."

Feiniao spread his hands and said casually, "I just wanted to test your iron head. I didn't expect that everything was an illusion. Your head seemed to be made of dough. One bounce and one bounce."

Click!

The two white and tender palms clenched into fists in an instant. She looked up at Asuka's lazy look and wanted to give him a try, but her beating heart kept reminding her that there was a huge difference in strength between the two.

Xiaonan slowly suppressed the idea of ​​taking action and said expressionlessly.

"I will tell Ye Cang about this."

Asuka nodded his head as if pecking rice, and then continued to ask.

"So, when do you plan to go back?"

The word # suddenly appeared on Xiaonan's forehead. She rolled her eyes at Asuka, and while walking forward, she said coldly, "I have contacted Ye Cang using a special communication method, and she asked me to follow you. Ye Cang followed the mark I left. , will come to you after a while.”

"Long time no see!"

Thinking of Ye Cang who separated more than two months ago, joy flashed in Asuka's face and eyes, and at the same time, he also looked at Xiaonan up and down.

After his eyes lingered on the lip nail at the bottom of her lips for a moment, Asuka was about to say something about not being a light bulb, and then heard a swishing sound coming from her footsteps.

"Who is a good person to stab this thing!"

boom!

The next moment, a tea cauldron flew out.

After looking at the tea cauldron that was flying to nowhere, he looked at Xiaonan's lap that was slowly falling, scrambled the words he had organized in his mind and said it again.

"Um!!

When two women and one man are in a threesome, there must be a companion. But having said that, having a light bulb is not all bad, it can increase the tacit understanding between us."

Hearing these words, Xiaonan's cheeks twitched subconsciously, and the scene where she bandaged Yahiko's wound on a rainy night and Nagato went out to soak in the rain subconsciously appeared in her mind.

"Yahiko."

Thinking of Yahiko's figure in her mind, a rare sadness flashed through Konan's plain eyes. She nodded towards Asuka, then passed Asuka and walked forward alone.

Looking at Xiaonan's somewhat lonely back, the orange cat scurried up to Asuka's head in twos and twos, and said with a solemn expression.

"She needs attention now!"

At this time, I saw a running and jumping teapot running out of the grass nearby. It looked at the lonely figure and said quickly in a high-pitched voice.

"Who dares to care about these tiger bitches? Woohoo"

Seeing Konan's cold eyes staring at him, Asuka covered Shukaku's mouth with one hand and said awkwardly, "This thing has no intestines, so just say whatever comes to mind."

"Woo."

Four days later, outside the Bear Country.

The Bear Country has dense forests and the dangerous Hell Valley full of poisonous gas, which can effectively prevent the invasion of foreign enemies. The border is surrounded by gas-filled canyons.

But as a small country, and a small country sandwiched between big countries, its natural defense barrier cannot allow it to escape the influence of the Ninja World War.

In the entire ninja world, except for one neutral country, the Iron Country, the rest of the small countries would be slapped twice by passing ninjas before leaving, even if they did not have the value of a united front.

It's like the Country of Waves, a country that doesn't even have a ninja village. Anyone who passes by there has to bully others before leaving.

The country of bears is probably a country of waves with ninja villages.

“Bear Country!!”

Konan muttered the name of the Star Ninja Village, and the coldness on her face became even more cold.

Another ninja village that was harmed by a big country.

Thinking of this, she looked back at Asuka who was following her butt and said coldly.

"Although the Great Ninja War is over, the war in the Bear Country is not over yet."

? ? ?

Seeing her looking at him with a cold expression, a row of question marks suddenly appeared on Feiniao's head, and he said blankly.

"Why are you staring at me? Konoha and the Star Ninja Village have nothing to do with each other. This place has nothing to do with Konoha. If I remember correctly, Danzo even secretly funded the Star Ninja Village and let it drag on the other two big countries. The hind legs are coming."

After hearing this defense, Xiaonan sneered and said.

"You Konoha are not good people, not even you."

It was a personal attack!

If I can't beat him physically, I'll start attacking him personally!

Looking at Xiaonan with disdain, Asuka took out a gas mask from his arms and put it on his face, breathing heavily.

"You will beg me some time in the future."

"Who would beg you?"

"you!!"

"I won't!!"

"Oh~"

Asuka said dryly, thinking of a certain Uzumaki tribesman who was fucked by a heretic demon. He looked back at Konan, who was groaning in anger, and continued.

"You will beg me, I swear."