Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"The peaceful days make people feel a little bit moldy!"

"I vaguely remember that a year ago we wore combat uniforms to sleep every day, just waiting to go to the battlefield to use our remaining heat. In the blink of an eye, a year has passed, and four generations have sacrificed for three months."

"Old guy, your arms are gone. Even if there is a war this time, you won't have a chance to go on the battlefield."

"I know how to form seals with one hand!"

"You can spit out a huge fireball with one hand!"

"伱"

boom!

A huge firecracker sounded, immediately covering up the quarrels among the people.

The group of jonin gathered around Nanga Shrine all turned to look at the black smoke in the sky, with different expressions on their faces.

Some people are lamenting that they have aged another year, some are lamenting that it is another Chinese New Year, and some people are lamenting that there is no meeting today because everyone is freezing to death outside.

"I said!"

Madou took a sip of the hot snail and lion noodle soup and said while warming his hands, "Can't we go in and wait? It's such a cold day, what if I catch a cold and pass it on to my grandson when I go back."

"The smell of eating in there was so strong that even the newly promoted Jonin in the clan was vomited last time.

Today’s young people”

The great elder sniffed, and out of the corner of his eye saw Madou stamping her feet on the spot. He took off his mink coat and threw it towards Madou. At the same time, he pointed at his tough side and said arrogantly.

"I'll put some clothes on for you, I'm not afraid of the cold!"

Snap!

Madou let the mink coat fall to the ground. He looked at the old man in front of him blankly, his eyes suddenly narrowed, "First Elder, you are looking at people through the crack of the door. You really look down on me."

As he spoke, he put the snail powder in his hand to warm his body on the ground, then took off the mink fur on his body and threw it away in front of everyone.

Phew~

A gust of cold wind blew by, and Madou rolled up his sleeves to show everyone his old arms.

There were no goosebumps on it, and even my arms were still steaming.

"Elder Madou is really getting stronger with age!"

"No less than a young man, even better than a young man."

"As expected of the fifth elder of the family."

"The firepower is strong."

Hearing the various flattering words from those tribesmen, the elder looked at the indifferent expression on Madou's face and narrowed his eyes, "Old guy, what do you think you are competing with me about?

Do you know why I am still the Great Elder of Uchiha? "

The great elder took off his autumn tribal uniform, exposing his muscular upper body to the severe cold.

Phew~

As the cold wind blew by, everyone turned to look at the great elder.

After staring at the muscles on his body and the scars on his chest for a while, they all gave a thumbs up and praised him again.

"Great Elder, the older you get, the healthier your body becomes and the stronger your spirit becomes."

"Getting stronger with age!"

"Look at this scar, it is a symbol of glory, and now this old body can actually carry this body of glory. It's amazing, it's amazing, the Great Elder is amazing."

Um?

Looking at the muscles wrapped under the great elder's old skin, Madou's heart suddenly trembled.

The admiration in the eyes of the people around him made him feel even more stressed.

The old guy actually took off his clothes?

good! ! !

"Asuka!"

He waved to Feiniao who was standing nearby watching the excitement, but his eyes never left the great elder's body, "I also have scars on my chest, it's nothing.

Great Elder, if you are asked to urinate in the wind now, it will make you old.

Food intake is the best way to prove a person's health.

Have you had a meal in Yingfeng? "

next moment.

He raised five fingers towards Asuka and said.

"Five bowls!"

After seeing Madou cleanly taking off his shirt, revealing his upper body covered with scars, and eating snail rice noodles while facing the northeast into the wind, the great elder chuckled, stretched out his thumb and little finger towards Asuka, and gestured.

"Six bowls!"

I don't know if it was because of the cold wind blowing into his head, but a surge of pride suddenly ignited in the great elder's heart.

Looking up at the jounin who were also standing in the cold wind, wearing mink coats and stamping their feet, the elder's mouth raised slightly.

He decided to activate the map cannon and defeat everyone at once, completing his victory in one battle.

After all, stepping on one person at a time is also stepping on someone, and stepping on a group of people at a time is also stepping on someone.

"Ryoichi"

Ryoichi was stunned when his name was called, and when he looked up, he frowned.

Saburo (Great Elder) took the wrong medicine?

Before he could ask, he heard the disdainful voice of the great elder coming from ahead.

"If you're afraid of the cold, just pick up the mink fur jacket that I threw on the ground and put it on. There's no shame in it."

"Ha~"

Hearing this, Ryoichi sneered. He took off his coat, and then took off his underwear. He also exposed his tendons and gestured towards Asuka.

"Seven bowls!"

very good!

Seeing Ryoichi taking off his clothes and preparing to stand in the wind outlet to eat, the elder nodded with satisfaction, then his eyes fell on Uchiha Iri, who had his arms folded across his chest, and continued.

"Eli, did you see the mink coat on the ground?"

Uchiha Yili lowered his head and glanced at the mink coat on the ground, and then looked at the two fools standing in the cold wind, and suddenly a bad premonition welled up in his heart.

Wouldn't that old thing let me take off my clothes and stand in the wind to eat?

Ha~ What a boring competition.

You really underestimate me. This kind of provocation method is of no use to me.

Before he could continue to think about it, he heard the disdainful voice of the great elder coming from the front again.

"Pick it up and put it on. I can see that you are cold."

In an instant, Uchiha Iri's expression changed, and he took off his cotton clothes as if he had no control over his hands.

"Hey, is this fate?"

Snap!

Throwing the cotton coat in his hand to the ground, he couldn't help but look up at the sky, then stretched out two fingers towards the flying bird, made a six sign, and said.

"My dream has come true. My only wish now is to live a few more years to see the future of the Uchiha clan and see when you old guys will die.

But looking at your current appetite, I feel that you will all die before me. "

Hmm~hmm~

The great elder nodded noncommittally, and then his eyes quickly fell on the next old man, with a contemptuous smile on his face.

Before coming, he took some medicine to speed up gastrointestinal motility.

"What are they doing?"

"Looks like he's eating."

"Nonsense, of course I know they are eating, but who is eating naked in the wind in the middle of winter?"

"Huh? Do you suspect there is a conspiracy?"

"No, I suspect that eating in the wind may have unexpected benefits. Otherwise, why would the strong men of the Uchiha clan stand there one by one?

They couldn't possibly do it on purpose, right? "

When Uchiha Itachi followed his father to Nanga Shrine, he was surprised to find that many Konoha villagers were gathered here.

There is indeed a road leading to Nanga Shrine from Uchiha, but in the past there were not many pedestrians on this road, not to mention that they actually gathered together as if they were watching something exciting.

What kind of excitement can there be here at Nanga Shrine?

After recalling the recently arranged matters in his mind, he raised his head and looked at his father with some confusion.

Recently, my father has changed from his usual image of being drunk until late at night, and has begun to return to the smart and capable person he once was, and he is able to spare a lot of time every day to guide him in his practice.

"Um!"

Uchiha Fugaku sighed heavily, and a bad premonition suddenly emerged in his heart.

Some time ago, he took advantage of a clan member's fainting in the clan meeting, and immediately issued a ban, prohibiting that group of clan members from running in to eat before he started the meeting, causing a strange smell in the secret room.

"Should it be"

When Uchiha Fugaku squeezed through the crowd of onlookers and came to the front, the sight in front of him made his brain feel dizzy.

I saw a chain hanging on the gate of Nanga Shrine, and next to the gate was the wind vent.

The howling northeast wind mixed with snowflakes blew towards my face, at that wind outlet.

"."

Itachi Uchiha looked at the chain on the gate of Nanga Shrine. After opening his mouth twice, he suddenly didn't know what to say.

The chain can be broken with only a slight amount of force. It is obviously designed to guard against gentlemen but not villains.

It is clear.

The Uchiha clan members are all gentlemen.

Seeing the elders of the clan who were bare-chested and would rather swish their powder in the cold wind than break their chains and enter the shrine, Itachi looked up at his father again, his eyes suddenly becoming complicated.

He now feels that there is something wrong with the heads of these people in the family.

The village's inability to accept Uchiha must have something to do with it, right?

Fugaku didn't see the twinkling light in his son's eyes. He lowered his head and glanced at the fur coats and cotton clothes on the floor, then took a deep breath, came behind the group of tribesmen, and asked quickly in a deep voice.

"What are you doing?"

Hearing this, the great elder turned around and looked over with his face turning purple from the cold.

Seeing that the clan leader was leading the young clan leader over, he picked up the big bowl with trembling arms and took a sip of hot soup to warm himself up.

"Huh~"

A white puff appeared in the air.

He looked around at the shirtless family jounin, and finally his eyes fell on the clan leader, speaking righteously.

“Exercise the will of the people!

As ninjas, we should always maintain a steely will and not slack off just because peace is coming. "

Suck!

Uchiha Asuka sniffed, turned around and said.

"To put it bluntly, the tribe is closed, and we can't find a place to eat for a while, so we just eat here.

Because the clan leader said last time that the smell of this stuff was too strong, we people simply stood in the wind and let the strange smell disappear in the cold wind. "