Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Tsk~"

Uzumaki Zetsu shook his head, looking like you didn't understand, "Normal meatballs are at the normal price, and abnormal meatballs are at the normal price. As long as the discount is strong enough, you don't have to worry about that type of meatballs not being sold."

Hearing these words, Asuka looked at the people eating meatballs around him.

Um!

They usually have the same meatballs on their plates.

The shape of this meatball is very similar to poop, but it tastes exactly like the real meatballs.

"Did you never expect that this kind of meatballs would be so popular?"

"no!"

Mitarashi Anko shook her head in a rare gesture. She closed her eyes and bit into a ball, trying not to think about the shape of the ball.

Gulu!

After the meatballs were completely swallowed, Hongdou slowly opened her eyes and said with emotion, "The store owner's discount is really too strong. For the same meatballs, his price is half of others.

If I hadn't seen with my own eyes how the meatballs were made, I would have thought he had added something terrible to them. "

"Hee hee hee!"

Uzumaki Zetsu crossed his arms and looked at the roof with a proud expression.

After some reflection recently, he suddenly realized that if he wanted his art to be recognized by more people, he couldn't just guide children, he had to let adults accept his art.

for example

When these people eat it more often, what will they think of first when they see their “art” again?

That was definitely not poop, but meatballs from a meatball shop.

Art is just dumplings! !

"These people in the ninja world still have a high level of acceptance!"

After seeing that most of the people around him could eat the meatballs with normal expressions on their faces, he came to Kakashi with the meatballs in hand, pushed Kai to the other end, and asked.

"Kakashi, have you been on a lot of tasks recently? I can't even see you in the village."

While he was talking, he put two skewers of the meatballs on the plate onto the plates of the two people next to him. Although there was nothing wrong with the taste of the meatballs, they tasted uncomfortable.

Kakashi raised his eyelids and looked at the extra meatballs on the plate, then he looked sideways at Asuka sitting next to him and said weakly.

"Originally, there were not so many tasks, but because of what happened to our captain, the tasks that originally belonged to you are now assigned to us.

And because you made so much noise during your first two missions, we were a little apprehensive about asking you for help.

Right now, the most relaxed person in the ANBU is your captain, followed by you, and then Kurenai."

Then, Kakashi was seen leaning on the chair, looking at the ceiling blankly.

In the entire ANBU, the team with the fewest missions is Asuka's team, and within that team, the team with the least missions is Uchiha Asuka. In addition to making too much noise during his mission, the word "Uchiha" is also a mission. Less is the key.

Click!

After taking another bite of the meatball, Asuka quietly looked at the people around him, and then his eyes fell on Kakashi again.

According to the original timeline, Kakashi should have been seduced by Danzo into the "root" at this time, and then he met [Yamato] in the root, and then seemed to be passed by the third generation.

but now.

"Kakashi, did you hear that you killed several ninjas from enemy villages during your mission this time?"

Kakashi ate the meatballs for a moment, then he took a bite of the meatballs, his movements returned to normal again, and he said in a cold voice, "Not only did they not surrender when they were in a state of decline, they also attacked me."

Hearing this, the people eating meatballs around him were stunned for a moment.

They found that Kakashi's personality seemed to have become much colder recently.

Asuka probably guessed the reason why he became indifferent. It was most likely because of the death of the fourth generation.

"In life, we have lost important people again and again for various reasons, and this guy always keeps the pain in his heart alone. At this time, we have to find an important person for him again, and then cultivate a bond."

After sighing in his heart, he put his arm around Kakashi's shoulders and said, "Kakashi, do you want to consider getting married?"

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A row of question marks appeared on the heads of everyone around him, including Kakashi.

They looked at Asuka who looked serious and didn't look like he was joking, and then looked at Kakashi who had a blank look on his face, and couldn't help but murmur to themselves.

"Since when did this guy like to be a matchmaker for others?"

Ignoring everyone's crazy looks, Asuka took another bite of the meatball and continued, "Kakashi, it's been two years since you got the Sharingan. You didn't find the Sharingan very useful, but it is very useful." Consume chakra?"

Although he didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd, Kakashi subconsciously put his right hand on his eyes and rubbed them twice before nodding.

The Sharingan has indeed provided him with great assistance. Not only does it give him extraordinary insight, he can see through his opponent's next move, he can also observe the flow of chakra, and he can copy taijutsu and ninjutsu beyond the limits of blood inheritance. technique.

"You think so!"

Without giving Kakashi much time to think, Asuka patted him on the shoulder and said, "You Hatake clan are prone to geniuses, and we Uchiha are also prone to geniuses.

You, the Hatake clan, are good at swordsmanship, and the Uchiha clan is actually pretty good at swordsmanship. Your Hatake clan's teleportation is very fast, and the Uchiha clan's teleportation is equally fast.

Combining with Uchiha will not only greatly improve your chakra-deficient physique, but the key is that the next generation will also have a chance to open the powerful blood inheritance limit of Sharingan.

The combination of our two families is comparable to Zhu Ludie and his three families. "

Hearing these words, the people around him all looked into Asuka's eyes.

These dark eyes now look not only not dangerous at all, but also very charming, but they all know how frightening these eyes are to the enemy on the battlefield.

"If you're one-on-one with an Uchiha, run away!"

Kakashi, who has the Sharingan, naturally knows this situation. If he can reduce the consumption of the Sharingan by half, it will be a huge improvement to his own strength.

Can.

Seeing the serious expression on Asuka's face, he hesitated for a moment, shook his head and said, "Thank you for your kindness, I have no idea of ​​getting married yet."

Snapped! Snapped!

He patted him hard on the shoulder twice.

Asuka rubbed his chin and looked Kakashi up and down, with a twinkle in his eye from time to time.

Recently, the First Hokage has been actively resolving conflicts between various ninja clans, and even Senju Hashirama personally brokered several marriages between different ninja clans.

There are enemies among those ninjas for three generations.

If I could borrow the hand of the first generation to help Kakashi and Uchiha get together.

Thinking of this, Feiniao's vision suddenly wandered, and the speech of a certain elder at the clan meeting automatically appeared in his mind.

"The best way to resolve the conflict between Uchiha and the village is that the first Hokage is an Uchiha, the second Hokage is an Uchiha, the third Hokage is an Uchiha, and the fourth Hokage is an Uchiha."

Now it is an ironclad fact that none of the first four Hokages are Uchiha.

Want to resolve the conflict between the family and the village.

"The fifth generation Hokage is preferably Uchiha's daughter-in-law, the sixth generation Hokage is preferably Uchiha's son-in-law, the seventh generation Hokage is preferably Uchiha's son-in-law, and the eighth generation Hokage is a child of Uchiha blood."

"The future of Uchiha is extremely bright!!"

They stared at the drool flowing from the corner of Asuka's mouth for a while, and then looked at Kakashi who was in a daze. After Yuhi Kurenai and others were silent for a while, they all started muttering.

"If we just talk about improving the family lineage, Uchiha is indeed a very good choice."

"Why do I remember that Uchiha and Hinata both seem to be getting married?"

"No, look at Kakashi's Sharingan. None of the Uchiha clan wants to go back. Their clan may have already had ideas about Kakashi."

"Huh? Is Kakashi really going to marry an Uchiha girl?"

"I heard that Mikoto-sama has a cousin. Could it be that person?"

ps: I’m still having a fever, so I’ll update two chapters today.