Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Half a day later.

Uchiha clan land.

"One piece of good news, one piece of bad news!"

After Asuka returned home from the police department, he collapsed directly on the sofa. From the corner of his eye, he looked at the orange cat holding a salted fish pillow and continued, "Fei Fei, which one do you want to hear first?"

The orange cat rubbed its face against the salted fish pillow with an expression of enjoyment on its face.

It can feel the smell of salted fish entering its nostrils along the pillow.

After taking a few deep breaths of air, it raised its eyelids, looked at Asuka's face that showed no pain, and spoke slowly in a soft and cute voice.

"bad news!"

Asuka lay on the pillow and said in a lazy tone.

"Something unfortunate happened this morning and I was fired from the police department."

"Oh~"

The orange cat gave a dry ooh, and then sucked on its salted fish pillow again.

Uchiha Asuka was fired from the police department not once or twice.

The former second-in-command of the police department was Ryoichi Uchiha.

At that time, Asuka was easily expelled. Sometimes he would be dismissed for half a year. After half a year, when Ryoichi missed him, he would get Asuka in again.

Immediately afterwards, a flash of lightning flashed in its mind, and it suddenly opened its eyes and looked over again.

"By the way, didn't you say there is good news? Where is the good news?"

"Good news!"

Asuka took out the catnip from his pocket and threw it over, then said, "Today I suddenly got more than ten supporters. Those supporters said that Fugaku Uchiha is the best man they have ever seen, and they want Fugaku to become Hokage. .

They also said that looking at the entire family, although the clan elders also have the idea of ​​​​having a Hokage in the family, they have lost their spirit after years of beatings.

As for the younger generation of the family, their ideas were too extreme, so after about ten minutes of simple thinking, they selected the Asuka Jonin, who was powerful and had reliable ideas. "

Is the idea reliable? ?

Hearing these words, the salted fish in the orange cat's arms instantly fell to the floor. It looked at Asuka in shock, "Is it really ten minutes? Do you Uchiha clan really think for so long?

Did Uchiha Fugaku do something to make people angry? What is wrong with these guys? Why do they think your idea is reliable? ? "

"Weren't a group of us expelled? Then I invited them to have a meal. They said that they are people who value love and justice, so they decided to repay the kindness with a spring."

"How strong is that group of people?"

Asuka counted on his fingers and said with a complicated expression, "One clan jounin, three special jounin, five chunin, and the rest are all genin.

There is no way, there are really too many people joining the police department this time, and the personnel changes are quite big. "

In an instant, the living room became a little quiet.

It blinked its eyes rapidly a few times, took three steps at a time and came to the flying bird, and said with some evil intentions.

"I have a plan to give in."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Fei Fei closing his eyes and falling down on the sofa in a daze.

After reaching out and pushing the orange cat's body twice, Asuka rubbed his chin and murmured to himself.

"We need to find a chance to get Kushina out."

at this time.

A mysterious space.

He saw a red-haired woman with her hands on her hips, lowering her head to educate the orange meat dumplings at her feet.

"Divorce is a very extreme choice, and the harm and consequences it brings are often immeasurable. Divorce will not only affect the personal lives of the couple, but also have a profound impact on their families, friends and children.

Those who like to persuade others to divorce often ignore these consequences and impacts, as well as the importance of solving the problem.

In many cases, divorce is not the best way to resolve your issues! ! ! "

Kushina deliberately emphasized the last sentence.

Although thoughts that were not good for Mikoto often came to her mind, but when she saw these two guys conspiring to divorce Mikoto, she still couldn't help but want to educate her.

"Oh~"

The orange cat made a dry sound, but did not lower its paws that were covering its ears.

Just now, it was about to act as a strategist and explain the plan it had thought of to Asuka, and then it was called in by Uzumaki Kushina. What did it think it was about?

Thinking of this, the orange cat secretly raised his eyelids to look at the red-haired woman in front of him, and beeped softly.

"Why are you pretending to be a good person? It's not like you haven't thought about getting Mikoto divorced."

Kushina stiffened.

The words he wanted to refute were swallowed back from his throat.

The next moment, I heard the soft and cute voice of the orange cat coming from under my feet again.

"Kushina-sama, think about it.

If you were resurrected now, would you become a single mother? "

Kushina nodded subconsciously.

Having lost Minato, she is now a widow and naturally a single mother.

At this time, the orange cat stood up from the ground.

After walking around Kushina twice, it raised its head and said.

"After you are resurrected, as Mikoto's good friend, you will definitely continue to look for her. As your visits to Fugaku's house increase, there will inevitably be some rumors in the village.

After all, it's not appropriate for a widow to visit a married man's house every day. "

As he spoke, a humane smile appeared on his fat face, "But if Mikoto also becomes a single mother, wouldn't it make more sense for you to run to her house every day?

Do you listen to what I am saying? "

Hearing this, Kushina narrowed her eyes and immediately retorted.

"I don't have only Mikoto as my best friend. After my resurrection, I will naturally go to Mikoto's house less frequently."

The orange cat shrugged his shoulders and said in a soft and cute voice, "Kushina-sama, as far as I know, all your friends have husbands. Who is a good widow who runs to other people's houses every day?"

Kushina suddenly lowered her head, stared at the orange cat at her feet, and said softly.

"I want you to tell me, what should I do?"

Snapped!

The two cats paws clapped together, and Fei Fei looked up.

There was no expression on Kushina's beautiful face at this time, and even her beautiful eyes were narrowed into a slit at this time.

Ignoring the red light flashing in the other person's eyes, the orange cat licked the corner of his mouth and said excitedly.

"Kushina-sama, don't you think Mikoto-sama is having a very unfortunate life? Some time ago, there was even news in the family that Mikoto-sama is pregnant with a third child.

This is a perfect fertility machine! !

Why don't we get divorced and wait for the New Year? "

After hearing these critical remarks, Kushina took a deep breath and said coldly.

"So, I should persuade her to divorce, right?"

The orange cat nodded heavily.

"As Mikoto-sama's closest friend, Kushina-sama, if you just watch Mikoto-sama being used as a fertility machine for the Uchiha clan, this would not only be inconsistent with the friendship between friends, but would even be a departure from your deep friendship."

Kushina's toes slammed into the soles of her shoes, her calf muscles tensed up, and she said in a faint voice, "So, I should persuade Mikoto to divorce. As long as she divorces, the two of us can even live together and raise the children together, right?"

"That's right, 1+1 is always greater than 2, and the last time it can be equal to 2."

The orange cat picked his nose with a look of approval.

That's what it thinks.

How can the life of a single mother be so easy?

"Huh~"

Before Fei Fei could continue thinking, his ears suddenly caught a wave of evil wind.

It quickly turned to look to the right, and then saw a black shoe sole appearing in front of it.

boom!

The moment her big foot touched the orange cat, Kushina felt as if she had kicked a ball of fat, which was heavy and heavy.

She subconsciously increased her strength and roared angrily.

"Fat cat, you are exactly the same as Uchiha Asuka. You are evil and smoking, so let me fly."

Phew~

A group of yellow objects instantly left the ground and flew towards the distant sky.

Bang bang bang! ! !

Looking at the orange cat spiraling 360 degrees in the air, Kushina clapped her hands, and the redness on her cheeks slowly faded.

"You shameless fat cat, you actually used words to tease me, and even asked Mikoto to divorce and get involved with other people. You two did nothing at all. Naruto can't be found, and he can't be resurrected."

Speaking of this, Kushina suddenly got stuck.

She blinked and muttered.

"That bastard doesn't want to resurrect himself, right? If he resurrects himself, he will definitely never talk to him again in this life. He should also know this, so he is not in a hurry to be resurrected."

The more she thought about it, the closer Kushina felt she was getting to the truth.

She stared at the sky for a long time, her face so gloomy that she could squeeze out water.

This bastard! !