Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Konoha, Hokage Building.

Tsunade glanced at Asuka standing across the table and said with a look of disgust.

"Grandpa asked you to come to me?"

"Tsunade-sama, you still think I came here on my own initiative?"

Asuka glanced at her with disdain, then turned his head outside the window.

To be honest, he was also very fond of the immortal body, and even more so, Tsunade's abnormal recovery ability. Although Hashirama's recovery ability could also be abnormal, his ability could not be copied, but Tsunade was different.

If Asuka remembers correctly, Haruno Sakura seems to know Tsunade's move.

Of course, he didn't expect to learn that trick from Tsunade, he could just learn from it and go back and study it himself.

boom!

Tsunade slammed the table hard, instantly startling Shizune who was dozing next to her.

She opened her eyes in confusion and said subconsciously, "I'm sorry, Tsunade-sama, I shouldn't sleep here."

Before she finished speaking, Shizune saw Asuka standing opposite from the corner of her eye.

She rubbed her groggy eyes, then looked at Tsunade who had a cold face, and lowered her head proactively.

"Tsunade-sama with a cold face is so scary!"

When he heard Tsunade slamming the table, Asuka turned his face and thought to himself.

"I finally know what the scroll given by the system is."

"Legendary Genjutsu - I think I've caught up with you (Haruno Sakura version)."

"As a disciple of the Sannin, Haruno Sakura's self-hypnosis ability is unmatched by anyone in Konoha."

"It turns out that this is the teaching of the legendary top illusion master in Konoha. That's right. I didn't expect that the future top illusion master in Konoha, Haruno Sakura, would also have a teacher.

And her teacher is Tsunade! ! "

"In this era when powerful illusionists are almost extinct, Tsunade deserves the title of No. 1 in Konoha!"

Seeing the changing expressions on Asuka's face, although Tsunade didn't understand why the great grandfather asked him to come to find her, she felt that the great grandfather must have some plans.

Anyway, just go back and ask.

Before she knew what the arrangements were, she didn't want to see this guy at all.

Then, Tsunade took out a document from the table, glanced at it, and spoke.

"I have an ANBU mission here!"

Um?

Hearing this, Asuka's eyes widened instantly, and he looked at the woman on the chair with a blank look on his face, and asked.

"Is someone going on the mission with me? Or is the captain pregnant?"

"no!"

Thinking of Nana Sarutobi's current situation, she frowned, then handed the document in her hand to Shizune, signaling her to send it to Asuka.

Seeing Shizune trotting along, Tsunade crossed her fingers and held her chin, and said calmly.

"The ninjas of the family aim to enter the Anbu, and the ninjas among the civilians also aim to enter the Anbu, but the gap between the two is really too wide.

In the past, most of the elite ANBU members were from the ninja clan, but now I want to replace some of them with civilians. "

"Don't fuck me!"

Asuka reminded him while flipping through the documents in his hand, "Tsunade-sama, you represent Konoha now. The word "mother" is somewhat indecent, and it seems that I am too vulgar."

next moment.

Tsunade suddenly appeared in front of Asuka, with a gloomy face and said, "Are you lecturing me?"

"No!"

Asuka shook his head, ignoring Tsunade's expression of wanting to hit him, and then looked past her body to the chair behind that belonged to the Hokage.

"Tsunade-sama, please think about it. If the Sandaime sits on that chair and opens his mouth, I will shut up. Isn't it a little too inconsistent? As a shadow, you should have a shadow.

Although Tsunade-sama is not a Kage yet, you have achieved that position after all. "

Um!

Tsunade nodded and said expressionlessly.

"So, what does this have to do with me? If my uncle didn't know how to handle these documents, how could I sit here and read these things every day?

If it’s not Grandpa, no, if it’s not you Uchiha”

Before she could continue, Asuka interrupted directly.

"If we Uchiha hadn't resurrected the First Daime, Tsunade-sama, you could only sit alone in the tavern, drinking one cup after another, which would lead to frequent waking up at night.

Even half of it happens every time I dream.”

Speaking of which, he also finished reading the documents in his hand.

This task was very simple, it was an ANBU recruitment task, and he was the examiner.

"Why are not you talking?"

Hearing a faint voice coming from in front of him, Asuka closed the document and continued, "Tsunade-sama, do you know what is the most painful thing for people?"

Tsunade narrowed her eyes and said in confusion.

"What is it?"

"Halfway through the dream, I realized I woke up." Looking at the other person's delicate face, Asuka continued to ask, "Tsunade-sama, do you know what is the most painful thing for a person?"

"What is it?"

"I was dreaming about the person I wanted to see, but I woke up because I was choked with urine. Drink less alcohol in the future."

Hearing the smell of alcohol coming from Tsunade's mouth, Asuka quickly waved his hand twice, "If you drink less, you won't get up frequently at night. If you do this, the dreams will be continuous."

"Ha~"

Tsunade's eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and she was obviously smiling, but she could still feel a hint of murderous intent.

She understood it all.

This guy not only thinks about himself as an alcoholic, but also thinks about the person he dreams about at night.

"You know, I will really beat you to death!"

"Of course I know!"

He put the document into his pocket and said apologetically, "Tsunade-sama, I'm sorry. When I improve my medical ninjutsu, I will take two kidneys from other people and give them to you.

If you have four kidneys, you will definitely be able to eliminate all alcohol from your body before going to bed. "

Tsunade raised her head and looked at the man in front of her, smiling.

"Kid, the thoughts in your head are really uncomfortable to hear!"

Phew~

As soon as he finished speaking, a storm suddenly broke out in the room.

A white and tender fist was seen breaking through the air and hitting where Uchiha Asuka was standing.

Facing this sudden punch, Asuka, who had been prepared for a long time, directly opened the kaleidoscope and exchanged positions with the flowerpot outside the room.

Wow!

Hearing the sound of flower pots breaking from the Hokage's office, Asuka, who was standing in the corridor outside, held the back of his head with his hands and muttered as he walked.

“The old woman is still so grumpy.

When I drink too much, I feel like I am a hammer, and I want to hammer anyone I see. "

at this time.

In the Hokage's office.

Tsunade looked at the closed door, and then at the vase that was broken into several petals. Her slightly heaving chest finally calmed down.

got used to! !

When she beat him before, she was often ridiculed.

It's just that she could hit back with her backhand before, but now she can't even touch the corner of the opponent's clothes.

"Shizune!"

Shizune, who was trembling in place, heard Tsunade-sama calling her, she quickly beat her sore thighs and responded, "Tsunade-sama, I'm here."

"Give me all the tasks that require little money, a lot of work, and are far away from the village."

"Tsunade-sama."

Seeing Tsunade's gradually calming breath, Shizune hesitated for a moment and then asked in confusion, "Are you going to return the task to the client?"

"No!"

Tsunade walked to the window, looked at the flying birds on the street, smiled and said, "I admire that kid very much and decided to entrust him with an important task."

"Tsunade-sama, what's the important task?"

“Make money and spend it on me!!”