Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"well!"

Konoha, a certain meatball shop.

Uzumaki Zetsu sat behind the counter. He looked at the blue sky outside Konoha and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

Because the meatball shop continued to lose money, Hei Zetsu's temper became very irritable.

Hei Jue often comes over to him while he is sleeping at night, pointing at his nose and scolding him.

If Hei Zetsu hadn't seen that it was still useful, he would have turned it into nourishment again.

But even this can’t stop it from losing money! !

"The absolute bottom line really needs to be lowered. Isn't it just a matter of losing some money? Because such a small amount of money will turn me into nourishment again."

Uzumaki Zetsu held his chin in his hands, a trace of human sadness appeared on his face. When he turned his head to look at the Uchiha clan, the figure of Uchiha Asuka suddenly appeared in his mind.

Some time ago, when he complained to Uchiha Asuka about losing money, he gave him an idea and planned to take him to open a few franchise stores.

The things sold by the franchise store are naturally made by it. Those in the ninja world can still taste the artistic meatballs made by it personally, and it does not have to pay anything. It only needs to work part-time to deliver some to the franchise store when Bai Jue passes on information. Meatballs, and by the way, give me some fried chicken for Asuka.

Um! !

Giving one copy is also a gift, and giving two copies is also a gift.

As long as it doesn't affect Black Zetsu's plan.

"If you don't lose money, you will make money. As long as you don't lose money."

With these words in his mouth, Uzumaki Zetsu slowly closed his eyes, and the pictures in his mind changed accordingly.

Wait until Madara-sama is resurrected later

Madara-sama, who has regained his vitality, will definitely go out for a walk.

By then, Madara-sama will be able to taste meatballs made from Konoha raw materials in every city he visits.

In a foreign country, he can reminisce about the meatballs he once ate and recall all the things that happened in the past.

This is pretty good for the elderly.

"idiot!"

As this angry curse came, Uzumaki Zetsu's eyelids also jumped.

It covered its ears with both hands and said a little disappointed.

"Stop scolding, stop scolding, if you continue to scold, you will make people stupid."

"Yeah!"

Seeing Uzumaki Zetsu's appearance, Black Zetsu's anger surged up again.

I saw it grabbing Uzumaki Zetsu's neck with both hands, shaking it hard and saying, "Why do I work so hard to make money? Although 99.99% of the reason is to save my mother, the remaining 0.01 is not because of you."

If it weren’t for the fact that you said you wanted to see your mother, I would

Speaking of this, Hei Jue saw the account book placed on the counter out of the corner of his eye.

The details on the account book clearly record the daily revenue of the meatball shop.

The day before yesterday, I received 12,000 taels, deducted the cost of 13,000 taels, and paid back 1,000 taels.

Yesterday, I received 9,000 taels, deducted the cost of 15,000 taels, and paid back 6,000 taels.

today

The compensation hasn’t started yet today.

The above figures deeply hurt his heart.

Although it had no heart, it still felt pain in its chest and a little suffocated.

He should have stopped Madara Uchiha from injecting Hashirama cells into White Zetsu in the first place.

Is this still Bai Jue?

Seeing Bai Jue being beaten and scolded at will, Hei Jue took a deep breath and kept saying in his heart, "Mom made it, mother made it, mother made it."

From thousands of years ago to the present, unless Bai Jue is irreversibly damaged, it will not turn Bai Jue into the nourishment of the sacred tree again. These guys are the legacy left to it by its mother.

But now, it really wants to turn these guys into nourishment for the sacred tree.

Snapped!

After noticing that Black Zetsu seemed to have some bad thoughts about it, Uzumaki Zetsu quickly took out a notebook from the counter and handed it over, "This is the gossip I collected in Konoha during this period."

"snort!"

After snorting coldly, Hei Jue took the book filled with gossip and said with a bad look, "You only have this much use."

"Don't say that!"

Uzumaki Zetsu scratched his head and said with a smile, "My relationship with Uchiha Asuka is still very good, and he also trusts me very much."

"That's all you have for these two things!"

Suppressing the anger in his heart, Hei Jue flipped through the things in his hand.

The reason why it has so much patience with Uzumaki Zetsu is that it is only Uchiha Asuka, except because it was created by its mother.

When Madara revealed the plan to Asuka, it didn't agree.

But due to a moment of negligence, Madara still leaked the plan.

After Uchiha Asuka learned about the plan, although he did not agree at the time, to Black Zetsu's surprise, after Uchiha Madara's death, Asuka suddenly became interested in the plan.

It still likes an Uchiha who is interested in plans and has strong combat power.

Thinking of this, it suddenly thought of something. It closed the Bagua in its hand, looked sideways at the distracted Uzumaki Zetsu, and said through gritted teeth.

“Can you make false accounts??”

"False accounts??"

Uzumaki Zetsu blinked, his eyes filled with confusion, "Zetsu, you should understand who I am as a person. I will not lie to you, and the store has already suffered losses like this. Do you believe the fake accounts?"

"Huh~"

Hei Jue took a deep breath, tried to calm down the urge to hit people in his heart, and gritted his teeth.

"I can believe it."

Bai Jue's eyes widened instantly and he looked at the other party in shock.

"Do you really believe it??"

Hei Jue closed his eyes and spoke word by word.

"I believe."

As soon as he finished speaking, Uzumaki Zetsu grabbed the account book and directly used a pen to scribble out the words "6000" and wrote "profit 6000" on the back.

After finishing writing, it handed the account book in front of Hei Jue and asked for credit.

"Fixed!"

Hei Jue's already dark cheeks turned darker as he looked at the words on the account book that showed 9,000 taels of revenue, 15,000 taels of costs deducted, and a profit of 6,000 taels.

Is this reverse profit? ?

Bang bang bang! ! !

next moment.

There was a sound of beating someone from the meatball shop nearby, which instantly attracted the attention of the villagers outside.

They looked curiously at the [Afei Meatballs] shop, and then there was a burst of angry and angry curses from the shop.

"Who told you to fake the accounts like this?"

"You said you can believe it."

"Which of your uncles will believe you if you fake the accounts like this?"

"Ah. Uncle Ah Fei?"

"."

After half a ring.

Zetsu Uzumaki, with a bruised nose and swollen face, stood blankly beside the chair. He squinted his eyes and looked forward, muttering, "Zetsu, why can't I feel my face.

Also, isn’t it getting dark early today? It’s getting so dark in the store. Why don’t we turn on the lights? "

Glancing at Uzumaki Zetsu's cheeks that were swollen like a pig's head, Hei Zetsu took a deep breath and said feeling relieved.

"As a member of the White Zetsu, it is normal for you to have some problems with body perception."

"Yeah!"

Uzumaki Zetsu smashed his mouth and continued to mutter, "Although I am a bit rough at making false accounts now, when Uchiha Asuka comes back, I will learn from him.

By the way, where is Asuka Uchiha now? I remember he seemed to be out on a mission. "

"Hmm~"

Hei Jue rubbed his numb black hands with a thoughtful look on his face.

Since the end of the Night of the Nine-Tails, it has been secretly observing Uchiha Asuka, but some of the other party's behaviors make it a little puzzled.

For example, what happened with the Evil God Cult this time.

Is that guy trying to create a world without cults? Or do you want to create a world where ordinary people are happy?

Then, Hei Jue crossed his legs and said in a casual tone.

"He should leave Tangyin Village now and go to the Kingdom of Thunder."

Hearing that Asuka had just left Tangyin Village, Uzumaki Zetsu counted on his fingers and wondered, "Why is he so slow? According to their traveling speed, even if they have not reached the Land of Thunder, they should be fast now."

Hei Jue grinned, gloating a little.

“Uchiha Asuka separated from the Konoha group midway and stayed in Yugakure Village for many days.

The remaining Konoha ninjas have arrived at the border of the Kingdom of Thunder, but before they entered the Kingdom of Thunder, they encountered a reckless man who thought he was smart. The two groups beat him to the point of losing his mind. "

"Oh~"

Uzumaki Zetsu let out a long sigh, "It seems that the people sent by Konoha this time are very strong. Without the help of Asuka, the mission has not failed yet."

Hearing this, Hei Jue turned his head and looked to the northeast. His eyes seemed to be able to pass through many obstacles, looking at a fat man who was painting a wall in the Holy Land.

That fat man is still working hard to paint the wall in order to practice immortal magic! !

Tsk! !

Longdi Cave, what a bunch of liars! !