Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Hey, does that person look familiar to you?"

"Which one?"

"The one with silver-white hair, big eyes, and a naive face."

"Idiot, there is no way to describe a girl's silly face. She is innocent, kind, and stupidly cute."

"Oh, then do you think she looks familiar?"

"No, who do you think she looks like?"

"I look a bit like Ma BuYi. When Ma BuYi grew up, I often bought chickens from her house, and I often saw that little girl."

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Captain Yun Nin, who had just been mentally debating whether to go over and interrogate him, froze, and immediately looked at his companions with a look that looked like a fool.

When he saw the other party calling him to stop him at first, he thought something had happened, but he didn't expect that it was to let him look at Azabu Yi?

This idiot! !

Seeing the unkind look on the captain's face, the person who just spoke immediately lowered his head and muttered in a low voice, "Isn't this an acquaintance? I'm going to say hello."

"Hi hello!"

The captain directly twisted his ears and dragged him forward with a look of hatred on his face, "We are carrying out a mission. Do you know what carrying out a mission means? We just can't make matters worse. Do you know what it means?" Can't make matters worse? That is, during the mission, you can't say hello to others except for shitting and farting and talking to me.

If your mission is exposed, I won't spare you. "

"Hiss~ Captain, please be gentle"

After he withdrew his eyes from the woman, he looked at his captain with bared teeth and said painfully, "This shouldn't be an extraneous matter. After all, it's just a greeting. After saying hello, let's run faster and we will definitely reach the border at the scheduled time. of.

And does this mission still require exposure? Now many people in the village should know that there are three Konoha ninjas circling back and forth on the border, right? Most people should be able to easily guess that we came to provide reinforcements in the past. "

Hearing this, Captain Yun Nin's face darkened.

He looked up at the direction of the national border, then looked at the companion whose ears he had pinched, and said slowly in a deep voice, "What do you mean by many people? Obviously there are no more than 50 people who know it."

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The captain's words immediately silenced him.

Isn’t 50 people too many?

And if he remembered correctly, the 60-year-old lady next door knew that three Konoha ninjas had appeared on the border of the Kingdom of Thunder, and seemed to be preparing to do something detrimental to the village.

"team leader."

After a moment of silence, he looked up at his captain and lowered his voice and said, "I suspect that someone leaked information. When we left the village the day before yesterday, the old lady next door to me who had no source of information knew that three Konoha ninjas appeared at the border. I want to do something detrimental to the Kingdom of Thunder.”

Thinking that the uncle next door also knew the news, the captain let go of his hand and spoke slowly after being silent for a long time.

"Lord Raikage is going to announce to the public that the three ninjas on the border are not from Konoha, but are people from the village pretending to be them. The purpose is to test the tightness of the Kingdom of Thunder's defense."

"Cowarded. Are we cowarded?"

Snapped!

As soon as he finished speaking, the person who spoke was suddenly hit hard on the back of his head, and his vision went black for an instant.

He quickly put his head in his hands, turned around and looked behind him.

"Team Captain"

Looking at his captain's palm that was still in mid-air, and his cheeks that were as black as the bottom of a pot, a look of grievance suddenly appeared on this man's face.

Captain Yun Ninja glared at him fiercely and said angrily.

"No, don't talk if you can't speak. How can you call this coward?"

The team member rubbed the bag on his head and said while breathing in the air conditioning.

"What's that called?"

The captain faced the direction of Yunyin Village with a hint of admiration in his eyes.

"This is called for the sake of peace in the ninja world. We, Cloud Hidden Village, are willing to make self-sacrifice. What we eat is grievances, and what we spit out is pattern."

The man nodded in understanding, then looked at the captain again and asked doubtfully, "What if Konoha denies our statement and insists on saying that those three people are theirs, and wants to take the opportunity to humiliate us?"

"Ha~"

A ferocious smile suddenly appeared on the face of Captain Yunyin. He moved his wrist and said in a deep voice, "For the sake of peace in the ninja world, we in Yunyin Village are willing to make self-sacrifice and lead the charge to launch four battles and kill Mu Mu. leaf.

Konoha is the biggest warmonger in the ninja world and the biggest cancer in the peace of the ninja world. Only by eradicating Konoha can the ninja world usher in true peace. "

After listening to what the captain said, the team member couldn't help but raise his head and look around, with a look of thinking on his face.

He always felt that the village was still timid.

"Forget it!"

As if he knew what his companion was thinking, he saw the captain put his hand on his shoulder and said slowly, "This matter will not be forgotten like this. The village plans to send people to Konoha in a while."

"Ah? Captain, are we trying to blackmail Konoha?"

"What the hell, don't talk if you can't speak. What is blackmail? We were going to exchange opinions with Konoha. The peace of the ninja world cannot only rely on the efforts of the Kumogakure family. Konoha must also contribute to this. .

The grievance cannot be exclusive to Kumogakure's family, Konoha also has to eat some of it. "

"So, Captain, what are we going to extort from Konoha?"

"Well, I don't know much about this. Also, we are not going to blackmail Konoha. If you can't speak, don't speak."

"Captain, I think Konoha's Byakugan is very good."

"I don't feel it either"

Hearing this, the team leader nodded subconsciously, then his eyes widened, he turned to glare at his companion, and scolded, "Shut up for the hell, is that something you can get at the negotiation table?"

"Ah? How to get it?"

"Rely on strength, rely on luck, rely on stealing."

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at this time.

On the other side of the capital of the Kingdom of Thunder.

Uchiha Asuka glanced at the people leaving and frowned slightly.

Although those people did not wear Kumogakure's forehead protectors, judging from their aura, they were ninjas from Kumogakure Village.

Didn't Azabui say that the Daimyo of the Kingdom of Thunder didn't like the ninjas of Kumogakure Village? Why are there so many in the capital at once?

Thinking of this, Feiniao turned his head and looked at the white-haired lady beside him.

When he was outside the city, Azabu Yi put on a series of disguises in order not to be discovered.

After staring at the guy next to him for a long time, Feiniao took a deep breath and temporarily suppressed the doubts in his heart.

Then, I saw him take out a magazine he just bought from his arms and hand it over, and said slowly, "This is the first time I saw someone disguise themselves and only changed their height from 155 to 165."

"My pleasure!"

After looking at the scantily clad figure in the magazine, her eyes swept over the other person's explosive figure, and Azabu slightly glanced at her mouth.

She understands what Asuka means. If you want to disguise your identity, you must disguise yourself carefully from head to toe to reduce flaws.

And she

Thinking of this, Ma Buyi turned his head and looked at the figure reflected on the glass of the shop.

flat!

The front is flat, the back is flat, everything is flat, and there are no highlights anywhere.

Um!

Looking at his childish cheeks in the mirror, Azabu nodded with satisfaction, then looked at Asuka with a scum expression, and said calmly, "Don't think I don't know what you are thinking, I went to Konoha before At that time, I had intentionally collected information about you.

Although your public reputation in the village is good, the reputation behind your back is hard to describe. "

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Asuka's eyes widened for a moment, looking at him in shock.

How come he doesn't know that he has a bad reputation behind his back?

The next moment, Azabu Yi folded his arms and replied calmly, "Until the moment I collected information, there was a reputation in the village that you liked wives.

The biggest reason why a wife can make men reluctant to leave is that they have a special temperament and charm that is different from girls. In addition to their youthful vitality, they also have a mature femininity.

I'm afraid that if I pretend to be too mature, you will have some bad thoughts about me.

so."

Looking at her ordinary self in the mirror, Azabu Yi nodded with satisfaction again.

The way I am now, even a child will starve to death.

Except for the slightly mature face, the rest of the body is full of flaws. Even the long legs look skinny, which makes people feel devoid of any desire at a glance.

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Her words immediately silenced Asuka.

Ever since he was attacked by Orochimaru, it has been spread in the village that he likes wives. It would be fine if he really had an affair with a wife, but the point is

This is a rumor created by that old guy Danzo carrying a pheasant sword! !

This is such a rumor! !

Thinking of this, Feiniao glanced at her up and down, and shook his head with regret, "You have become like this, it really makes people unable to arouse any desire, and it's hard for you.

Originally, I asked you to disguise yourself because you didn't want to attract too much attention, but your current appearance makes it more attractive to others.

after all

They have never seen anything so flat. "

Sensing the strange look in the eyes of Asuka and the surrounding civilians, Azabu Yi's mouth twitched slightly, and then looked at Asuka with a smile.

"Jounin, if you don't know how to speak, don't speak."

"You take a breath, your chest feels hollow."

“It’s okay to be unfair in the future.”

"Unjust doesn't mean big, do you know Tsunade?"

"What does this have to do with Tsunade-sama?"

"I'll show you a photo of Tsunade's past."

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