Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

The weather in Konoha in March is getting warmer, the sun is shining brightly, and spring is in full bloom.

A weed emerged from the soil at some point, waving its young leaves in the spring breeze.

call!

next moment.

The shadow instantly enveloped the entire weed, and a big hand descended from the sky, pulling it out of the ground in an unusually rough way and shaking it in the air.

The soil returns to the ground under the influence of gravity, and the fate of that weed

Crunch! Crunch!

The sound of chewing carried through the air and reached the ears of the people around.

Bitter, sour, astringent, the sand has not been shaken clean

After chewing a few casually, the elder swallowed the weed and the noodles in his mouth in one gulp, then raised his head and looked around.

Nanga Shrine is the secret gathering place of the Uchiha clan. Underground, there are stone tablets written by the Six Paths Sage, but the ground is no different from an ordinary shrine.

Although this shrine belongs to Uchiha, villagers passing by here sometimes worship from a distance after seeing the shrine for unknown reasons.

Looking at this ordinary-looking shrine, the elder used his tongue to slowly pick the stones between his teeth, "Who would have thought that under this ordinary shrine, there would be a stone tablet left by the Immortal of Six Paths? ?

Although I don’t understand the inscription at all, it doesn’t hinder me.”

"well!"

At this time, a sigh suddenly came from his ears, interrupting his memories.

The great elder looked in the direction from which the sound came. After seeing who it was, he silently put the bowls and chopsticks in his hands on the ground, and said slowly in an old voice.

"Madou, take that thing away, I won't eat pancakes today!"

"I just saw you eating weeds!"

Madou handed over the pancakes and sat down next to the great elder.

He looked up at the crowded square in front of Nanga Shrine, with a complicated look in his eyes.

When he was a child, this place was still a solemn and solemn place. Even when he was a child, he had to turn his back to Nanga Shrine when peeing, for fear of desecrating the ancestors inside.

Um.

When he grew up, this place was actually a solemn place, but now the smell of this place has changed, it has become the smell of human fireworks, and even a trace of paste.

He turned his head to look at the Great Elder sitting beside him, pointed at the square in front of him and sighed, "First Elder, do you still remember what this place was like before?"

"Remember!"

The elder nodded slightly. He glanced at the crowd gathered here and said slowly, "As the elder of the Uchiha clan, I have participated in and presided over hundreds of clan meetings. How could I forget what this place looked like before?" ?”

Hearing this, Uchiha Madou raised his hand and asked.

“Did anyone sell pancakes here before?”

Following his finger, the elder saw a middle-aged couple spreading pancakes in the shrine square.

He also knew this couple. The clan emblem on their car was issued by the great elder. Even when they came here to set up a stall, they obtained permission from him.

"The world is in decline."

Madou took a bite of the pancake, then glanced sideways at the old man next to him, and said lightly, "People's hearts are so old, such a quiet shrine has turned into a morning market-like existence.

Great Elder, please find a crooked neck tree and die to apologize. "

The Great Elder didn't even look at him, his eyes still fell on the pancake stall not far away, and sneered, "Fifth Elder, even if I die, it will not be your turn to take the Great Elder's position."

“It’s also a good thing to change from ‘five’ to ‘four’.”

After Madou's eyes stopped at the pancake stand for a moment, he looked at the ramen stand next to the pancake stand.

to be honest.

If there was only one breakfast vendor in Nanga Shrine Square, he wouldn't say anything, but in this originally quiet square, there were more than a dozen stalls set up.

Those selling pancakes, ramen noodles, steamed buns and porridge.

After staring at those stalls for a long time, Uchiha Madou looked down at the pancakes in his hand again and said to himself, "Why do I feel like I went out and everything changed when I came back.

Uchiha has become a bit strange to me."

"The patriarch has to bear half of the responsibility for this matter, and the patriarch's wife has to bear the other half of the responsibility." Looking at the curiosity in Madou's eyes, the great elder continued after a moment of silence.

"You guys always eat some spicy food at the meeting place. This makes the clan leader feel a little spicy every time he meets, and it also affects Uchiha's reputation."

"Stop it, stop it!"

Madou made a silence gesture, and he looked at the great elder in confusion, "You didn't eat?? What do you mean [you group]? You are not among this group of people?"

"Nonsense!" After a low shout, the Great Elder immediately sat up straight and said seriously, "You are all so arrogant that you are just sitting on my head to shit.

If I hadn't been so powerful and had a strong stomach, I would have been looked down upon by you guys."

Uchiha Madou:? ? ? ?

He looked at the great elder with a blank expression, and kept thinking about the connection between what he just said and the question he asked.

Is it because his brain is out of control and he can't understand the great elder's speech, or is it because the great elder is out of his mind and can't speak human language?

"Hey!"

Then, Madou silently put down the pancakes in his hand, looked at the great elder with suspicion in his eyes, and said in an unceremonious tone, "I'm just asking you if you've eaten?

Look at what you said, I didn't understand a word of it. "

"Don't understand?"

The Great Elder looked him up and down and said calmly, "You're right if you don't understand. How about you being the Fifth Elder and me being the Great Elder? If you can fully understand what I'm saying, I might as well give you the position of Great Elder. .

Remember what I just said, it will be enough for you to go back and reflect on it for a while. "

"."

He didn't understand the other words, but Uchiha Madou understood the last sentence.

Not only did he understand, he could also hear the sarcasm mixed in the words.

boom!

Suddenly, a muffled sound sounded, instantly covering up the noisy sounds in the square.

They all turned to look in the direction of the sound.

I saw two old men with white beards slamming their arms together. The strong air flow swept through the air and slapped everyone's faces like ocean waves, making people subconsciously squint their eyes.

"Hello!"

One of the Uchiha jonin, in order to prevent the pancakes he just bought from getting stained with sand, he threw it back to the pancake stall without thinking, and said with a normal expression, "Why did the great elder and the fifth elder get into a fight?"

"I don't know!"

Looking at the half-eaten pancakes in the hands of the two elders, the man looked at the newly bought pancakes, then returned it to the pancake stall and said to the couple making pancakes.

"Close the door and don't let the sand in. Give it to me after the Great Elder and others finish beating it."

After saying that, he turned to look at the battlefield again, his eyes gradually becoming fanatical.

It has been a long time since he saw the elders of the family taking action. The last time these old people took action was on the night of the Nine-Tails. It is said that the great elder was so brave at that time that he directly smashed the Nine-Tails into the ground with a fire escape.

Bang bang bang! !

A dull crashing sound spread through the air and reached everyone's ears.

I saw that Uchiha Saburo and Uchiha Madou did not mean to use weapons or ninjutsu, but used the purest taijutsu to show their power. Although taijutsu is considered difficult to practice, difficult to understand, and difficult to practice in Konoha, Proficient in art.

But after what happened with Matt Dai, no one in Konoha or the entire ninja world dared to underestimate Taijutsu ninjas.

"Madou, did you not eat today? Huh? You can't even help me move my muscles."

Then, the great elder raised his right leg and kicked Madou, who had not yet regained his footing.

Looking at the thigh wrapped in the strong wind, Madou narrowed his eyes and raised his arms to protect his chest without thinking.

next moment.

The thigh directly hit the arm, and the powerful force instantly knocked Madou flying out. He rolled several times in the air and then landed heavily on the ground.

boom!

The ground paved with bluestones showed spider web-like cracks the moment Madou's feet landed on the ground. Although it looked intact on the outside, anyone with a discerning eye could tell at a glance that the inside might have turned into crumbs.

Shaking his arm slightly, Uchiha Madou looked up at the elder and said slowly in an old voice.

"Elder, I'll order some ramen for you. I don't know if it's because your body is old or because you're so hungry that you don't feel any pain at all!!"

The great elder forcibly suppressed the trembling of his leg muscles, but the expression on his face became more and more indifferent.

Um!

His legs were hurting just now, how could Uchiha Madou be fine at all.

Thinking of this, the great elder took a bite of the half of the pancake fruit left in his hand, and said in a calm voice, "Madou, stop pretending, I saw sweat on your forehead."

"Ha~"

Madou chuckled lightly and made no move to wipe his forehead.

Although it hurt a lot just now. Well, the pain made me sweat.

Then, Madou shook his neck, tore off his clothes, revealing his strong body, and continued to taunt, "You have also seen the power of Tsunade's painful kick back then. That kick broke bones and tendons on people's bodies." , look at you again.

Abdicate, and change the position of Great Elder to someone stronger. "

"."

The great elder licked the corners of his dry lips and mocked as well.

"Madou, I find that you are not unable to get hard now. At least you have a hard mouth. The last time I saw someone with such a hard mouth was the fools from Sunagakure Village.

It is clear that there is no hope of winning the war, but the words are still so tough and the peace terms are not relaxed at all. "

As soon as he finished speaking, the Great Elder's figure instantly disappeared from the spot.

Some of the weaker ones only saw a black shadow flashing in the air, and then the two old men's bodies collided together again, while some of the stronger ones saw the great elder taking a bite of pancakes while teleporting. took a bite.

"Do I have to eat these pancakes now?"

Seeing the two people fighting again, an Uchiha Jonin crossed his arms and asked in confusion, "The elder is so confident in his own strength while eating pancakes while fighting?"

"After all, he is the great elder of the family. None of us have seen his true strength. From the moment he became the great elder, he has never taken action again, and no one can force him to take action again.

During the Kyuubi incident, I heard that the great elder took the lead and delayed the family a lot of time."

Madou:? ? ?

He could clearly hear the discussions of the people around him.

According to the descriptions of this group of people, how come this old guy has almost become the number one hidden master in Uchiha?

Thinking of the great elder who was knocked away by Kyuubi's claw last year, Madou slightly bent his right arm and hit the great elder on the shoulder with an elbow, "Old man, this is false propaganda.

If I remember correctly, you were slapped two miles away by the nine-tailed claw, right? "

Scanning the elbow strike from the corner of his eye, the elder took a step back, then used the vegetable leaves in the pancake as a shuriken and threw it towards Uchiha Madou.

"fart!"

The next moment, the Great Elder stepped forward, punched Madou on the head, and lowered his voice, saying, "If I hadn't blocked those few seconds, the Nine Tails and the Tailed Beast Jade could have brought the family to glory, do you believe it?"

Madou raised his arm to block his fist, and then he followed the example of the great elder and took a bite of the unfinished pancake, and said angrily, "I was right behind you at the time, and I watched helplessly as you rushed over, and then was killed by Kyuubi. The shot flew away, not even two seconds in between.

Why do you have the nerve to tell others?”

"Then let you feel how powerful I am at blocking Kyuubi for a few seconds."

Then, he saw the great elder throwing the pancake bag into the air, clenching his hands into fists, and hitting Uchiha Madou directly.

Uchiha Madou took a deep breath, threw the pancake into the air, and also threw it back.

Bang bang bang! !

After the two exchanged blows for more than a dozen times, Madou turned around and distanced himself from him. After secretly shaking his numb arms, he caught the pancakes falling from the sky and said expressionlessly.

"I don't know if it's because I'm in good health or because the elder didn't eat. I don't feel anything at all."

"."

The onlookers were a little dumbfounded at this time.

They looked at the elder who was flushed and breathing rapidly, and then at Elder Madou whose arms couldn't stop shaking. They subconsciously lowered their heads and observed the ants on the ground.

"It must be because I haven't eaten. I only used one point of my strength."

Then, the elder took a few deep breaths, forced down his disordered breathing, waved to the breakfast stall next to him, and shouted, "Twenty pancakes, ten steamed buns, three millet porridge, and two bowls of ramen."

Having said this, he turned towards Uchiha Madou again.

After looking at the other person up and down, the elder secretly rubbed the bruises on his legs and said calmly, "I can feel it, you haven't eaten today, and your fists are like those of a child.

Madou, you and your grandson (Naoki) should go to school together this year.

When the time comes, you have to be first and your grandson second to bring glory to the family. "

Hearing this, Uchiha Madou instantly narrowed his eyes and gritted his back molars.

"This old guy has such a venomous mouth. If I hadn't been afraid of sending you to the hospital and being blamed for destroying the "harmony" of the family, I would have punched you down a long time ago."

next moment.

The elder limped towards the pancake stand, then looked back at Madou who was standing there, and said to himself, "If I remember correctly, your grandson now has two bowls of rice per meal, right?

You and your grandson are about the same strength, so a meal of two pancakes should be enough for you. "

"Ha~"

Uchiha Madou sneered. He picked up the clothes on the ground and limped to the pancake stand. He said calmly, "I have one more than him. He wants twenty, and I want twenty-one."

After saying that, he looked up at the Jonin watching the show and thought to himself.

[I can’t run away. You can’t run away either]

The moment Madou glanced over, the jounin looked at his nose and nose, and whistled one after another, as if they hadn't seen anything just now.

"My grandson and I both eat five pancakes in one meal, look at you."

Looking at the bags in the hands of these people, Madou secretly rubbed his bruised thighs, and the old voice said again, "We don't eat as much as the children. If outsiders see this, don't they think that we Uchiha can't afford to eat?" ?

Even the Great Elder, an old man with his eyebrows buried in the ground, can eat twenty. You eat one? ?

Uchiha.

I have foreseen that the future of Uchiha will definitely be in the hands of people like you. How can I safely hand over the future of Uchiha to a group of guys who don't have as much food as children? "

"Map Cannon!!"

"Old guy fires map cannon!!"

Asuka, who was watching the excitement, was stunned for a moment, and then he saw the Jonin who were also watching the excitement were silent for a while, and then walked towards the breakfast stalls.

And those breakfast stall owners

Seeing the unconcealed joy on the faces of the bosses, Feiniao looked at the pancakes in his hands and murmured.

"I finally understand why there are so many breakfast stalls selling breakfast at the entrance of Nanga Shrine. Although the Uchiha clan will open one once a month, this time it is more than what ordinary breakfast stalls sell for several days."