Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Quiet!

Extraordinarily quiet!

In the noisy environment of the hospital, the faint ticking of the clock on the wall was so clear.

After noticing the unusual silence in the office, the orange cat, who had just returned from the conscious space, smacked his mouth, closed his eyes and murmured, "What a terrible nightmare. I actually dreamed of being beaten."

Then, it rubbed its eyes and looked around. When it discovered that the surrounding walls had turned white, its eyes widened in shock.

"Sleepwalking? I clearly remember that I was at home."

After saying that, as if it had just discovered someone next to it, it quickly turned to look at Tsunade sitting next to it and Xiyan, who was slumped in the chair and didn't know what to think.

"It seems that he was really sleepwalking, and he came to the medical department unknowingly!" The orange cat smacked his mouth, and greeted the two of them naively, "Tsunade-sama, Xiyan, good afternoon."

Xiyan didn't answer its words, but continued to stare at the ceiling in a daze.

It's hard to tell whether this cat's luck is good or bad.

Tsunade didn't come to the medical department for a long time. Unexpectedly, someone came just when Fei Fei was spreading rumors, and heard everything from beginning to end, while Fei Fei only promoted that folk remedy and didn't even look at himself. Understand.

After glancing at Tsunade with a pale face out of the corner of her eye, Uzuki Xiyan couldn't help but close her eyes and sighed in her heart.

"If a person is unlucky enough to drink cold water, he or she will choke to death. If a cat is unlucky enough to spread rumors, the real owner will catch him."

"ah!"

At this time, the orange cat screamed in surprise.

It looked at the clock on the wall and said to itself, "It turns out it's already so late. The birds must be impatient to wait. Really, I didn't expect to sleep until noon."

"snort!"

Seeing this orange cat pretending to be stupid here, Tsunade couldn't help but snorted and said, "What a poor excuse. Do you think I am an idiot?"

The orange cat's body stiffened, and then as if nothing happened, he moved toward the window and murmured, "Asuka, I've told you before, how could a strong man like Tsunade, who has a kind heart and a protective body like jade,... Maybe he’s being petty.”

As he spoke, he looked at the window that was getting closer and closer to him, and at the blue sky that was getting closer and closer outside. The orange cat's anxious eyes gradually became brighter.

What bad luck!

He actually met Tsunade in the medical department.

Thinking of this, it estimated the distance between itself and the window, then kicked off the table with its hind legs, and the whole cat instantly turned into an afterimage and flew out of the window.

It swore that as long as it could get out of here, it would not act alone again even if it killed it.

call!

The strong wind blew on his face, blowing away some of the haze in Fei Fei's heart.

"."

Feeling the wind getting smaller and smaller, the orange cat was silent for a moment, then looked at Tsunade who was holding him, "Tsunade-sama, whether you hit or pinch, we should give each other a step forward." Isn’t it good to get off?”

Hearing this, Tsunade threw it on the table again, crossed her arms and said calmly.

"Where did the rumor come from?"

"I heard it from a vendor."

"Where are the vendors?"

"I went to buy goods outside the village, encountered a bandit, and died."

"Death without proof?"

"Yeah."

Hearing the pig-like wails coming from the room again, the patients who were queuing up in the corridor looked at each other and couldn't help but feel confused.

What disease did this man have and why did he sound so painful?

"What disease?"

Looking at the orange cat whose muscles were being soothed, Xi Yan's dull eyes moved, and she murmured in her heart, "They say cats have soft bones, but I didn't expect their mouths to be so hard. Any excuse can be found so easily." Excuse."

"Give you a chance to reorganize your language!"

She glanced at the orange cat spread out on the table and continued, "Where did this rumor come from? Although Uchiha Asuka is not a very good person, he will not spread rumors about me."

"I read it from the book!"

The orange cat glanced at her sideways and said in a strange tone, "A book called [Unofficial History of the Ninja World]. Although I didn't expect that this unofficial history could be as wild as this, the content in it does stand up to scrutiny."

"An unofficial history of the ninja world?"

As she muttered the name silently, Tsunade's eyes slowly narrowed.

This time, she believed that the orange cat was telling the truth. She should have read the rumor in a book. It was just the book "The Unofficial History of the Ninja World". Why hadn't she heard of it?

Is it new? ?

What Tsunade didn't know was that this book was indeed a new one, and there was only one published, the one by Uchiha Asuka, and the one that Fei Fei saw.

As several people fell silent, the entire office fell into silence again.

After a while.

When Tsunade came back to her senses, she found a certain orange cat preparing to run away furtively.

"Stop! Finish answering my question first." Tsunade tapped her finger on the table and asked coldly, "Has Uchiha Asuka found a way to wake up Kushina?"

Her eyes were fixed on the orange cat's back, and a trace of expectation flashed in her eyes. This was exactly the reason why she came to the medical department this time.

Not long ago, news came from her powerful bald head: "Based on his knowledge of Uchiha Asuka for many years, Uchiha Asuka may have found a way to wake up Kushina."

If it hadn't been for this incident, she would never have stepped into this medical department that smelled of blood and disinfectant.

Hearing this, the fat body stiffened suddenly, and it turned its head and met Tsunade's scrutinizing eyes.

"Hi, that, um."

She glanced at the stammering orange cat with a tangled look on his face, knocked on the table again, squinted her eyes and said, "No need to hide it, tell me what Uchiha Asuka is going to do? Maybe I can still Help him."

help? ?

Fei Fei blinked his eyes quickly, with a hint of human mockery at the corner of his mouth.

It admits that Tsunade's medical ninjutsu is very strong, but no matter how strong it is, it can't block the loophole of forbidden arts, right?

Reincarnation! !

Use all your own chakra as a medium to distribute life to others intact.

Izanagi! !

Change the things that happened in a period of time that are not good for you into nothing, and only choose the things that are good for you to turn into reality.

Catching the rich expression on the cat's face, Tsunade slapped her cheek hard and suppressed the urge to beat it.

"The look in this cat's eyes is that he looks down on me, right? He must look down on me, right?"

"Ahem~"

At this time, the orange cat coughed lightly, and the soft and cute voice began to boast, "Tsunade-sama, you can't help with this matter. Although you are the most outstanding medical ninja in the ninja world, you and Asuka In comparison, after all, there is one missing organ.

And that organ is something that only birds have, not you. "

As soon as he finished speaking, he grinned and blinked rapidly at Tsunade.

Although it is unclear how she learned that Asuka planned to awaken Kushina, this matter cannot be said clearly because Asuka himself was not sure that he could successfully awaken the other party.

Moreover, considering Kushina's special identity, there is actually no need to hide it from Tsunade.

Um!

As long as it reminds Tsunade a little, I believe this wise old woman will be able to detect some clues.

Tsunade:? ? ?

At this time, she did notice some clues.

Seeing the orange cat wink at her proudly, Tsunade slowly lowered her head and frowned.

"I don't have it, but I don't have the organs that that brat has."

After Tsunade muttered a few words silently, her expression suddenly froze on her face.

Then, she suddenly raised her head and looked forward, with disbelief written all over her face, "Fat cat, can you say that again?"

Feifei:? ? ?

When Tsunade said she was fat so loudly, the orange cat showed its claws for a moment, and then retracted them.

It doesn't mind when others call it fat, but it does mind when others call it fat loudly. What's the difference between this and defecating in public?

"You can't beat it, you can't beat it."

He glanced at her resentfully, then saw the orange cat licking its paws, and said to himself, "Asuka has it, but I don't. If Tsunade-sama marries an Uchiha in the future, you might have descendants."

This sentence is not nonsense.

Regardless of the fact that Tsunade currently does not have an Uchiha descendant, even if she does have one, that descendant may not be able to open the Sharingan.

Although the Sharingan is powerful, opening its eyes requires experiencing strong emotional stimulation. Some Uchiha people are unable to open their eyes for life, while some people may suddenly awaken because their dog died.

Tsunade had completely thought it over now, and her face changed from livid to rosy, and then from rosy to dark, "I'm here to talk about serious things with you, and you're here to play tricks on me?"

"Yeah!"

A loud shout also brought the orange cat back to reality.

When it noticed that Tsunade's face was a little darkened and her fists were tightly clenched, it suddenly had a bad feeling in its heart.

"That, that," Fei Fei licked the corner of his mouth and said with some hesitation, "that Tsunade-sama, I just remembered that I have something else to do, I'll leave first."

After saying that, the orange cat gently stepped forward with his left leg and took a tentative step.

"Wait!"

next moment.

Tsunade's cold voice came from behind.

"Who told you to move your legs first when walking?"

Hearing this, Fat Brain instantly shut down for a few seconds.

Then it looked at its paws with some doubt.

"Doesn't a cat move its legs first when walking?"

After being silent for a long time, it looked back at Tsunade, and said in a soft voice with a look of death, "Old woman, you don't have to find such a poor reason to beat me.

You just need to remember one sentence"

Tsunade moved her fists and said expressionlessly.

"What words?"

Looking at Tsunade getting closer and closer, the orange cat took a deep breath, then put his two paws in a trumpet shape to his mouth and shouted at the top of his lungs.

“You will definitely win money when you go to the casino!!”

"Ah~"

"Even if you beat me to death today, you will still win money."

"Ah~"

at this time.

third floor.

Hearing the faint noise coming from outside, Yakushi Nonoyu frowned slightly and asked curiously, "Although I have heard some rumors, will something bad really happen if Tsunade-sama wins money?"

Then, the deputy minister suddenly put down the document in his hand and sighed with some emotion.

As an old subordinate who has followed Tsunade for decades, his experience with Tsunade.

Um.

It's hard to evaluate.

"I would rather believe that it exists than believe that it doesn't exist."

As he spoke, the deputy minister picked up the document again and said slowly, "According to the village survey, although there is no curse here, some bad things will indeed happen when Tsunade-sama wins money.

When Tsunade-sama won money for the first time as a child, the first generation Hokage left, the second time she won money, the second generation hokage left, and the third time she won money, her brother left.

Because of the sudden death of her younger brother, Tsunade-sama walked into the casino and prepared to vent.

Then, the casino went bankrupt.

In the next battle, Lady Tsunade met her lifelong enemy, Sansho Hanzo.

For various reasons, Tsunade-sama survived that battle and earned the title of Sannin.

In order to celebrate her survival, she walked into the casino again. This time, seeing that the situation was not good, the casino owner took the money and ran away. When Tsunade-sama came out of the casino, she learned a piece of news like a bolt from the blue.

Broke. Gone. "

The deputy minister spread his hands with a look of helplessness on his face.

Although it was later confirmed that these things had nothing to do with Tsunade, and some of them were just unlucky, it had to be said that some things were just so evil.

"That's it~"

Nonoyu also heard these rumors when he was working in the "Root" Department, but Danzo-sama always pays attention to seeking truth from facts and never pays attention to such rumors that have no factual basis. Therefore, their subordinates will not pay too much attention to them. These rumors.

Then, she seemed to suddenly remember something.

He saw No Naiyu pointing to the top of his head and asking in a low voice.

"Asuka Jonin, can you really awaken Kushina-sama?"

"I don't know!" The deputy minister shook his head and said slowly in an old voice, "Tsunade-sama and Asuka are superior in medical ninjutsu to me. Although they did not wake up Kushina-sama initially, this does not mean that They couldn't wake her up now.

Probably"

Having said this, he rubbed his bald head, which was a little itchy from the sun, a few times. After taking his hand away, the dazzling sunlight fell back on his head, raising the brightness in the room to a higher level.

"Flash of wisdom!"

Thinking of the terms often mentioned by Asuka Jonin, Nonoyu couldn't help but narrowed his eyes.

At this time, the deputy minister looked up at the ceiling, his sight seemed to be able to penetrate many obstacles, and saw Uchiha Asuka who was busy on the top floor, "Not long after Asuka left, Kushina-sama's cold body had life response.

Since then, Asuka has never thought of visiting Kushina again. It is possible that he also knew that he could not revive Kushina-sama at that time.

But since he has now requested a visit, it means that Feiniao may have thought of a way. "

Hearing this, Nonoyu also looked up at the ceiling and murmured.

"Is there a way to completely wake up Kushina-sama?"

If her memory is correct, Danzo-sama initially tried his best to revive Kushina-sama, and even went to find herself for this purpose. Unfortunately, her level of medical ninjutsu was limited, and she could not face Kushina-sama's situation. There is no way.

Recalling what Danzo-sama said at the beginning, Nonoyu couldn't help but feel his lips were a little dry.

"I want to control the Kyuubi with Kushina-sama"