Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"It's so hard to kill!"

After checking the body of "Orochimaru", Asuka's eyes instantly widened and he said speechlessly, "He's not dead yet? Do you have to bring me some Ten Fist Sword?"

Just as Feiniao was distracted, a sharp pain instantly came from his neck, making his vision go dark and he fell to the ground.

"Who attacked me?!"

He quickly stabilized his body, turned around and looked behind him, and said with a gloomy expression.

"it's me!"

An equally gloomy face appeared in Asuka's sight. The two stared at each other for a while. Finally, Uchiha Asuka took a step back and shrugged.

"I punch you, you kick me, it's even!"

"fart!"

Hongdou rushed over and said angrily, "You almost broke my neck, and I was just a little bit away from meeting my parents who have been dead for many years.

do you know? At that time, I saw my parents coming to pick me up. "

Looking at Anko's cheeks that were flushed with anger, Asuka scratched his head with a somewhat embarrassed expression.

At that time, in order to prevent Hongdou from causing trouble, he did give her a shot. He thought that this guy would pass out and not even remember who the attacker was. Unexpectedly, he made a mistake.

"Oh, I'm doing it for your own good too!"

Then, he put his hands on Anko's shoulders and said earnestly, "You know Orochimaru's strength. If you come over recklessly, you will only cause trouble and even become a burden to me."

red beans:? ? ?

She crossed her arms across her chest and looked at Uchiha Asuka with a sneer on her face, almost writing "You continue to make it up" on her face.

"What I said is real.

You see, I have a good relationship with Xiyan, and you have a good relationship with Xiyan. If you think about it, you and I have a very good relationship. They are a man and a woman. They have a good relationship. What is this? "

"love!"

“Idiot, this is a bond.

It is precisely because of the bond that I will prevent you from seeing Orochimaru. By the way, if you sense Orochimaru for me again, I will continue to kill him. "

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Hearing this, Hongdou lowered his head silently without saying anything.

She could vaguely feel that Orochimaru was in the village, but she couldn't tell the exact location. Moreover, when she saw Orochimaru being split into two pieces, she felt an inexplicable pain in her heart.

At night, Naruto's house.

The renovated dilapidated house now has a brand new look.

Brand new furniture, brand new curtains, brand new walls, brand new pots and pans

In line with the principle that it doesn't matter whether it is used or not, but it must be available at home, Kushina bought all the necessities for a normal person's home for Naruto, even the pots and pans for the wedding had been bought in advance.

“It cannot be said that the world will not change after more than ten years.”

She looked at the new set of glass teacups she bought today, with a hint of emotion in her voice, "The style of handicrafts now is much better than that of my time."

Feiniao sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, and after scanning the newly purchased kitchen utensils in the room, he shook his head and said, "It's still early for him to get married, so buying this thing is a waste of money.

Besides, who is still cooking at home these days? Ichiraku Ramen cannot be closed down again. "

After hearing these rather harsh words, Kushina suddenly had the word # on her forehead.

She squeezed the handle of the pot tightly with one hand, trying to calm down the urge to hit someone in her heart, then turned to look at the leisurely young man on the sofa, and said with a smile, "I heard that the Asuka Jonin showed his power today and destroyed the forest with death. Killing a ninja from the Grass Ninja Village for a quarter?

Even the Chunin Exam was forced to be shortened to three days because of this.

Asuka Jonin, since you are so powerful, why can't we go back? "

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the back of Asuka's head resting on the sofa, and his eyes looking at the ceiling instantly lost focus, "Kushina-sama, do you believe that there is a ninjutsu in the ninja world that can transfer the spirit into other people's bodies? And thereby gain everlasting life.”

Kushina nodded expressionlessly and said.

"Keep making it up!!"

Asuka continued to lean on the sofa and said weakly, "Sometimes I have to say that Orochimaru is a genius. He can take other people's faces as his own and pretend to be a ninja from Grass Ninja Village.

If it hadn't been for Jiraiya, Orochimaru wouldn't have been able to escape."

The moment she heard the names of these two people, Kushina was stunned for a moment, then as if she thought of something, she trotted to the sofa and asked mysteriously.

"I heard that Orochimaru turned into a woman??"

"When I fought with her today, I saw that the guy really had no male characteristics." Seeing her gossipy look, Feiniao nodded subconsciously and asked, "Where did you hear about this?"

After hearing these words, Kushina fell into silence.

The once sinister Orochimaru with long black hair and pale skin has now turned into a woman with long black shawl hair and pale skin.

Silence, nothing but silence in the room.

When she thought that the former Orochimaru now had a figure that far surpassed that of an ordinary woman, and would visit her aunt like a woman every month, Kushina's mouth twitched, and her heart suddenly became complicated.

She didn't expect that Orochimaru would become so extreme in the future and actually turn himself into a woman.

"By the way, where did you know about this?"

A slightly confused voice interrupted Kushina's thoughts.

Looking up following the voice, and looking into Asuka's gossipy eyes, Kushina took a long breath and explained.

“This incident has spread throughout the village.

When the third-generation old man held a Jonin meeting today, he received information from someone sent by Anko. Because the matter was urgent, the third-generation old man took out the crystal ball and planned to take a look at the situation first.

You can probably guess what happened next.

All the jounin present saw Orochimaru's female appearance, and then the whole village knew that Orochimaru, who was once one of the three ninjas, had killed him. "

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These words instantly silenced Asuka.

He looked up at the newly decorated ceiling, and there was a bit of confusion in his eyes.

The development of this matter is somewhat unexpected. Now it seems that he is the only one in Konoha who knows that Orochimaru became a woman because of his "Fuji Reincarnation".

In the eyes of outsiders.

The corner of his eye swept across the complex expression on Kushina's face, and the corner of Asuka's mouth twitched slightly, "In the eyes of outsiders, Orochimaru probably turned himself into a woman because of some special hobby, right?"

The room quickly became quiet as neither of them spoke.

The clock on the wall was ticking.

The second hand seemed to move tirelessly around the dial again and again, until after the minute hand moved a small half circle, the clock suddenly made a beeping sound, which instantly attracted their attention.

Looking at the time on the wall, Kushina seemed to remember something again. She confidently stretched out her hand in front of Asuka and made a gesture of counting money.

Lowering his head and glancing at the white and tender palms on his chest, Feiniao leaned back slightly and said in confusion.

"What?"

Kushina crossed her arms and said without blushing, "I've spent all the money, lend me some more, and I'll pay you back when I return to our world. I bought too many things for Naruto recently, and I don't have enough money." flower.

In the world ten years later, price inflation is somewhat serious, and eggs are twice as expensive as they were in our time. "

Hearing this, Asuka slowly narrowed his eyes, and his look at Kushina suddenly became strange.

From the moment he entered this world, Kushina had been taking money from him.

Although she opened her mouth to return the money, as far as Asuka knew, neither Kushina nor Namikaze Minato had much property in Konoha.

Namikaze Minato did complete a lot of tasks, but most of the tasks that guy completed were unpaid, and they were tasks that others didn't like to take, so he ran to take them.

Moreover, Namikaze Minato often supports orphanages.

If it weren't for the Hokage's fixed salary, Asuka really doubted whether the two of them could afford food.

"What are you looking at?"

Kushina's eyes widened and she said with great force, "Are you afraid that I can't pay you back? If Teacher Jiraiya hadn't been as poor as a ghost, why would I be in such embarrassment?"

She then thought of Jiraiya's empty wallet, and a look of disgust suddenly appeared on her face.

"It's true, Jiraiya-sensei, that even if he's not doing his job, he's actually helping Tsunade-sama pay off her gambling debts. If things continue like this, there's a high chance that he'll cheat Naruto out of his money in the future."

With this thought in her mind, she secretly looked at Uchiha Asuka again.

After this period of contact, Kushina finally discovered that this guy is very rich. Really rich. He is worthy of being the Uchiha who personally funded the construction of the sea bridge in the Land of Waves.

After a moment of silence, Feiniao raised his head and asked suspiciously.

"Kushina-sama, can you really afford it??"

Thinking of her poor savings, Kushina's face darkened, and the words "can't afford it" flashed in her mind.

Then, she was seen hugging her knees with her arms, sitting on the sofa, and her aura was a little sluggish.

A long while passed.

A faint female voice came from the sofa.

"Asuka Jonin, why are you always struggling with the question of "can you afford it or not"? Just like when you kissed me, can you afford it?"

Hearing this somewhat resentful voice, Feiniao instantly shuddered.

He immediately took out the scroll from his arms and slapped it on the table, then stood up and jumped out of the window without eating.

One minute later.

Suddenly the sound of a woman counting money came from Naruto's room.

"One North. Two North. Five North."

"Every time I mention the "forced kiss" thing, I feel a little embarrassed." She looked at the direction of Asuka leaving and gritted her teeth, "How dare that bastard?"

Asuka put his hands in his pockets and walked aimlessly on the street.

Gululu~

As a sound of bowel sounds came, he pressed his abdomen with both hands, subconsciously looked back at Naruto's house, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

Not only did he not get enough food, but he also spent a lot of money on it.

Fortunately, I went to Grandma Obito’s house! !

"Hey, did you hear that?"

At this time, a mysterious voice instantly attracted Asuka's attention.

He saw three middle-aged men standing under a telephone pole not far away. Seeing their gossipy faces, Asuka immediately shook his head and shook Kushina's figure out of his mind.

"What did you hear?"

"Of course it's about the Sannin thing?"

"Now the news has spread throughout the village. The reason Orochimaru has been able to live happily for so many years without being caught by the village is because of the dirty deal between Jiraiya-sama and him."

"Jiraiya-sama forced Orochimaru into desperate situations several times, but in the end he let Orochimaru escape. There must be a secret that outsiders don't know?"

Hearing this, Asuka blinked in confusion, then approached the three of them and asked in a low voice.

"What secret?"

One of the middle-aged men suddenly narrowed his eyes and vowed.

"Judging from the fact that Orochimaru turned into a woman today, I have reason to suspect that Lord Jiraiya may have been tempted by beauty. After all, Lord Jiraiya is known to be lustful.

In other words, Orochimaru once relied on selling hooks to avoid being hunted again and again.

Otherwise, if you say Orochimaru turned into a woman, what is he trying to do? ?

Picture of painful menstruation every month? ? "

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As soon as he finished speaking, Feiniao's eyes widened with a look of "fuck" on his face.

He did not expect that the villagers in Konoha had such rich imaginations. Just from the fact that Orochimaru turned into a woman, they could infer that Orochimaru and Jiraiya had a shady deal back then.

but

Thinking that Jiraiya had been chasing Orochimaru for so many years without any results, Asuka rubbed his chin with one hand and couldn't help but fall into deep doubt.

"Back then, Jiraiya could even find Pain's lair, so there's no reason why he couldn't find Orochimaru's base."

"With Jiraiya's strength, Orochimaru may not be able to escape. Sage mode is a bug-level existence at this time."

"Selling Hooks"

Then, he turned to look at the moon in the sky and murmured in his heart, "Orochimaru, why did you become a woman??"