Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming
Chapter 599 Ah Hei? ? Black Zetsu? ?
"Wrong way?"
After he opened the door curtain and entered the store, Fei Niao was stunned by the scene in front of him.
He subconsciously stepped out, looked up at the store sign, and whispered, "A Fei. Maru. Shop."
"That's right!"
Then he entered the store again and looked at the things that made him feel unfamiliar.
The brand new tables, chairs and benches were neatly stacked together; the walls were all covered with smooth marble; the ordinary roof was replaced with a white ceiling, and several small lights were hung vertically in between.
The whole store was filled with a simple yet high-end atmosphere, which made Fei Niao a little dazed for a while.
But soon, an alluring fried aroma quietly filled the air, intertwined with the elegant fragrance, instantly pulling his thoughts back from the trance.
Asuka observed the newly renovated meatball shop, and his eyelids twitched as he couldn't help muttering, "Is this meatball shop that loses money every month still being renovated?"
It's not like he didn't give Uzumaki Zetsu any advice before, but that guy didn't listen to his advice and insisted on making poop-shaped meatballs. The key is that the meatballs that can't be sold out are not frozen in the refrigerator, but given to the children in the orphanage.
Kindness is really kindness, but losing money is really losing money.
"Ah, ah!"
Just as Asuka was stunned, a surprised voice suddenly came from his ear.
Then, Uzumaki Zetsu kneaded the unfinished meatballs in his hands, and poked his head out of the kitchen with a smile on his face, his eyes flashing with excitement, staring straight at the door.
When Asuka saw that he was standing there intact, the corners of his mouth suddenly grinned behind his ears, and then he gently raised his hand, and the unfinished meatballs drew a beautiful arc, falling squarely on Hei Zetsu's head, making a snap.
As a thoughtful Zetsu, there are not many humans that he can recognize.
Madara-sama who often scolds him is one, Uchiha Obito who is as thick-skinned as him is one, and Uchiha Asuka who speaks nicely is also one.
"There are only three humans that he recognizes, and now one has died. If another one dies... huh?" Uzumaki Zetsu, who was lamenting that he had few friends, suddenly felt a chill, and then turned his head sharply to look at Black Zetsu who was sitting next to him.
Black Zetsu was holding the unfinished meatball tightly in his hand, looking at this side expressionlessly, his eyes filled with strong resentment.
The two people's eyes met in the air, and Black Zetsu's lips moved slightly, silently spitting out a few words.
"Repeat after me, evil Uchiha!!"
After understanding this sentence, Uzumaki Zetsu immediately turned his head and looked at the handsome young man standing in front of him, and couldn't help but sneer, "Where is evil?
The Uchiha people are so good, they are good-looking, they speak well, and everyone has a very magical brain circuit."
As a Uzumaki Zetsu who also has an abnormal brain circuit, he has a natural liking for Uchiha. Coupled with the factor of Uchiha Madara, he is still very optimistic about this family.
Such a blunt and direct way of praising people is not common in the entire ninja world. It is completely different from other families, who praise people one after another, full of routines
"What a simple family!!"
After sighing again, it noticed that the other party was still observing the interior decoration, and its body couldn't help but tremble slightly, then put his hands on his waist, and said with pride in his voice.
"After careful research, I visited all the public toilets in Konoha and found that the bad business of the meatball shop is probably related to the decoration style.
The previous decoration style, coupled with the poop meatballs, easily makes people feel like they are eating in the toilet.
Later, I paid someone to design it and broke the conventional decoration ideas, and it became what it is now."
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Looking at Uzumaki Jue's excited explanation, Asuka recalled the original decoration style of the meatball shop and found that it was indeed similar to the public toilets in Konoha.
"But why did he suddenly feel a little disgusted?"
Asuka then silently stepped back, opened a little distance from the other party, and looked at the newly renovated store again, changing the subject, "A Fei, your decoration is very expensive, right?"
"No, no, I don't feel bad at all for spending the money on the decoration!" Uzumaki Jue shook his head immediately, with an extremely indifferent expression on his face.
The expenses of the meatball shop are not enough to cover the monthly expenses. It is only with the support of Black Zetsu that the meatball shop can operate normally. As for the huge expenses such as decoration, it is obvious that it must be paid by Black Zetsu.
But Black Zetsu's identity cannot be exposed.
Thinking of this, it patted its belly with its hand and said with a smile, "Oh, my meatball shop is actually doing very well, making a fortune every day"
Dang!
Before the voice fell, Uzumaki Zetsu heard a sound of heavy objects falling to the ground behind him.
The two turned their heads to look.
They saw the middle-aged man with dark complexion sitting on the ground with disbelief on his face.
"Is this guy okay?" Fei Niao looked at the middle-aged man sitting on the ground and raised his eyebrows and asked.
He knew a long time ago that all the people working in the store were white Zetsu transformed into humans.
Not only are they honest and obedient, they also work hard without complaint. They don't need to be paid or fed. Except that they can't be asked to pay to work, they are simply the best employees in the ideal, the best cattle and horses.
At this time.
Black Zetsu's heart is trembling, even though it has no heart.
I didn't expect that Uzumaki Zetsu was so shameless that he could shamelessly say "The meatball shop is doing well"
"You bastard!" Black Zetsu cursed in his heart, and suddenly looked up and looked forward, and found that Uchiha Asuka was also looking here at this time, with a look of inquiry in his eyes.
In an instant, those curses were swallowed back by it.
I can't reveal my identity! !
He kept repeating this sentence in his heart, and he forced out an extremely unnatural smile, and explained awkwardly, "I felt a little uncomfortable just now, and I didn't sit still."
Asuka nodded in understanding and said.
"It's okay, I understand. It's easy to be like this after sitting for a long time. Just move around properly."
Although White Zetsu evolved from humans who were hit by the Infinite Moon Reading, it is still a living organism after all. Since Uzumaki Zetsu is not open 24 hours a day, the physical strength of this kind of organism should not be infinite.
Even Asuka himself will feel weak all over and unable to sit in a chair after working for a long time.
At this time, I saw Uzumaki Zetsu waving his hand casually, and his voice was mixed with excitement.
"Don't worry about it! Let's continue talking."
Hearing this, Black Zetsu's expression froze, but he quickly adjusted his mentality, stood up silently from the ground, staring at the ground, wondering what he was thinking.
Then, the conversation between the two people came to my ears.
"A Fei, you are really willing to spend money, the decoration is so luxurious."
"Money can be earned again, but customers will never come back if they are lost." Black Zetsu slowly clenched his fists, several blue veins popped up on his forehead, gritted his teeth and looked at the newly laid tiles on the ground, his heart was bleeding.
It has only made some money in the past two years, and it has not been willing to enjoy it, but it has to fill the hole for this bastard, and it has to fill it once a month.
"Alas!"
Uzumaki Zetsu suddenly sighed at this time. He looked at the luxurious decoration in the store and said with emotion, "What's the use of money? It's not mine, but the villagers of Konoha Village trust me and spend money here. I use the money spent by the villagers to research more delicious food to repay everyone's trust.
Decorating the house is to improve the dining experience of the villagers.
If I think that this money is mine, then I will become a greedy businessman, and the meatball shop will not be able to operate anymore."
Hearing this, Black Zetsu slowly closed his eyes, and the anger in his heart surged out like a volcano, rushing straight to his cheeks, causing an unnatural redness to suddenly appear on his dark face.
It's so fucking infuriating! !
This is so fucking infuriating! !
At this time.
Fei Niao gave a thumbs up and praised, "This is a responsible and conscientious businessman. You have not only won the trust of consumers, but also know how to give back to them.
You deserve to be rich!!"
"Yeah, yeah!"
Uzumaki Jue was a little embarrassed by the praise. He waved his hands at Fei Niao and smiled modestly, "Get rich? What kind of wealth? I have never been interested in money.
My happiest time is when I send the unsold meatballs to the orphanage every evening.
As for other times."
Speaking of this, Uzumaki Jue deliberately paused. When the atmosphere was almost brewing, he crossed his arms in front of his chest, looked at the street outside with a disdainful look, and said lightly.
"I don't know how to spend money. I never carry money with me. Money, to me, is just a resource, just..."
"Fuck you!"
Just when Fei Niao was thinking about what happened to make Uzumaki Jue say such a rude word, a roar suddenly sounded, instantly pulling his thoughts back to reality.
The middle-aged man who had just fallen to the ground appeared behind Uzumaki Zetsu in an instant, raised his thigh without hesitation, and kicked him away.
"Huh~"
Uzumaki Zetsu's figure pierced the air and passed in front of Asuka, bringing a fierce gust of wind, blowing all his black hair to the back of his head, leaving him alone in the wind, with disbelief in his eyes.
At this time.
A thought suddenly came to his mind.
"Damn, White Zetsu rebelled!"
It's not Asuka's fault for having such an idea. It's really that Uzumaki Zetsu's position in the White Zetsu group is somewhat special. It's not an exaggeration to say that he is the third person. Now the third person in the White Zetsu army has been kicked away by his men.
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The air seemed to solidify at this moment, and an awkward atmosphere began to permeate around the two.
Black Zetsu, who turned into a middle-aged man, regretted it the moment he kicked Uzumaki Zetsu away, and at the same time, he couldn't help but blame himself for being impulsive and why he exposed his identity in front of Uchiha Asuka.
But.
When he thought of what Uzumaki Jue had just said, he clenched his fists again and couldn't help but roar in his heart.
"You bastard!!"
"I worked hard to make money, and you are here talking about realm."
"I am really crazy. I actually resurrected you. I should have let you become the nutrient of the sacred tree."
After venting for a while in his heart, Hei Jue noticed that the atmosphere around him was a little weird. His face suddenly changed, and then he quickly regained his composure and tried to maintain a calm expression.
Looking at the middle-aged man with a constantly changing expression, Fei Niao couldn't help but narrow his eyes and took another step back.
The white Jue in front of him gave people a sense of weirdness no matter from which angle he looked at it.
"He can curse people, kick his boss, and seems to have a human way of thinking." After analyzing the situation, Asuka suddenly became alert, and at the same time, he couldn't help but murmur in his heart, "Is this thing really one of those ugly and cute White Zetsu?"
Black Zetsu knew nothing about Asuka's thoughts, and he didn't want to guess Asuka's thoughts.
At this moment.
His mind was completely focused on how to make up a reasonable excuse to fool the behavior just now.
As the atmosphere in the store gradually solidified, it was so quiet that only the breathing of each other could be heard. Black Zetsu couldn't help licking the dry corners of his lips, then looked up at Uchiha Asuka, hesitantly.
"I say, all this was instructed by Master A Fei, do you believe it?"
Hearing this, Asuka silently took out a kunai and held it across his chest, his eyes fixed on the dark-skinned middle-aged man in front of him, and whispered, "What do you think?!"
"Hehe~"
Seeing this, Black Zetsu smiled awkwardly, then glanced around, hesitating whether to leave now or find another excuse to try.
Aware of the murderous aura surrounding him, Black Zetsu was silent for a moment, then spoke again.
"Actually, I am"
"It's Black, it's not an outsider."
At this time, the voice of Uzumaki Zetsu came from the door, which immediately broke the weird atmosphere of the meatball shop.
Uzumaki Zetsu shook off the dust on his body, and came to the two of them as if nothing had happened. He took the initiative to introduce, "Asuka, the one standing in front of you is the miracle created by Yin-Yang escape technique, the person who is in charge of the "Moon Eye Plan", the embodiment of the will and power of ninjas in the ninja world legend, and the former ceiling of combat power.
It secretly accumulates wealth, absorbs rebellious ninjas under its command, and stirs up disputes in the ninja world, constantly weakening the strength of major ninja villages, paving the way for the implementation of the Moon Eye Plan.
It is undoubtedly the best among geniuses"
After this praise, Hei Zetsu was silent.
It blinked, looked at Uzumaki Zetsu in a daze, and then unconsciously looked at the mirror hanging on the wall.
The reflection in the mirror was just a middle-aged man who seemed ordinary, so ordinary that Hei Zetsu himself couldn't believe that the words of praise were actually describing him.
"But, this is really. So. So cool, so cool!!"
The haze in his heart was instantly swept away. As Uzumaki Zetsu's words of praise became more and more, he slowly straightened his back, nodded slightly from time to time, and his expression gradually became confident.
Yes, this is me! !
"It is one of the members of Akatsuki, the former partner of the Uchiha clan, the true leader of the monsters (White Zetsu), and the incarnation of the Shura will of the ninja world-Ahei!!"
"Ahei??" Asuka was stunned for a moment when he heard this strange name, and then his pupils suddenly shrank to the size of a needle tip, and he immediately recognized the identity of this dark-skinned man.
"Fuck, Black Zetsu!!"
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