Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

The flowers bloomed in June, and they bloomed very prosperously.

Colorful flowers decorate the city scenery, and deep green leaves conceal the style of early summer.

Mosquitoes and birds are enjoying the beautiful summer time in their own world.

"hateful!"

A woman wearing a tea-green long gown with black edges, a loose sleeveless top similar to a kimono, a black cloth belt around her waist, and dark blue cropped pants kicked away the stones on the street. go out.

She breathed the fresh air after the rain, but her mood could not get better.

An unlucky day started with losing money and being in debt.

"Tsunade-sama!"

Behind him, a little girl with short black hair trotted to catch up.

She looked at the mature female ninja in front of her who had fair skin, a plump figure and was very beautiful, and shouted again.

"Tsunade-sama, wait for me!"

"Shizune, hurry up, the creditors will find out soon."

Hearing this, the corners of Shizune's mouth twitched slightly, with a look of helplessness on her face.

This was different from the ninja life she had dreamed of when she graduated from ninja school.

A real ninja uses various practical ninjutsu to directly confront the enemy head-on, or he is proficient in disguise and assassination.

The fake ninja confuses the creditor through the art of transformation. If he can escape, he will escape. If he cannot escape, he will rely on his superb acting skills to arouse the creditor's greed, and then continue to escape.

did not expect.

Tsunade-sama's ninja career is so simple and unpretentious.

Thinking of this, she raised her head and looked at Tsunade, who was walking carelessly and unfemininely, and murmured in a low voice.

"Tsunade-sama, we have no money for the hotel tonight. Is it possible?"

"Don't say such things yet."

Tsunade glanced behind Shizune, then immediately turned around and walked quickly.

"Leave this city first."

"well!"

Shizune sighed and lowered her head.

"Are we going to sleep outdoors?"

"Ninja"

Tsunade waved her hands nonchalantly and said carelessly.

“Sleeping outdoors is normal.

When I have the opportunity in the future, I will take you to experience what it is like to sleep on the stomach wall of a toad at Mt. Miaomu. "

"Tsunade-sama, when will we return to the village?"

Thinking that the two of them had been wandering around for more than half a year, Shizune silently counted their money in her heart, and her face turned darker.

I’m really out of money.

She also knew that Lady Tsunade would not listen to what she said.

only.

If this continues, the two of them may have to eat wild game all the way back to the village.

"Tsk~"

Tsunade clicked her tongue and waved her hand behind her.

“No one is looking for us in the village, so we continue to wander outside.

As for money."

She stretched out her hand and groped for a while, then pulled out a piece of gold from her chest and threw it to Shizune, saying casually.

"I have so much money that I won't be able to spend it all until I die."

"But we can only get out but not get in."

Shizune's face turned darker when she thought that Tsunade-sama had never won a few times.

The prodigal son still had some income, but we just lost it.

Snapped!

At this time, Tsunade suddenly put her hands on Shizune's shoulders. She looked at the depressed Shizune and smiled.

"Shizune, you said that someone can mix in the gambling world and the medical world, and achieve such fantastic results as two "strongest" titles at the same time. Isn't she amazing?"

"Yes~"

Shizune responded weakly.

"Then, Shizune, give me the gold you just threw at me."

Um?

Hearing this, Shizune instantly became energetic. She covered her chest and looked at Tsunade warily.

"Tsunade-sama, this is the money for the night's accommodation!"

"Just win."

After saying that, she took advantage of Shizune's daze and took the gold directly into her hand, turned around and ran into the casino in front.

Unexpectedly, there are two casinos in this place.

I have money for dinner.

Night is falling!

Shizune looked at the dinner money in her hand, her face turned scary.

Such a big piece of gold can be turned into dinner in half an afternoon.

She had never seen anyone lose money so quickly.

Sure enough, Tsunade-sama's record can only be broken by herself.

There is no chance of winning a game.

"Cough~cough~"

Tsunade coughed slightly, turned her head and looked away, and laughed.

"Shizune, let's go outside the city at night and experience the most authentic ninja life."

Um?

Before Tsunade could finish speaking, she heard the noise in the distance and was stunned for a moment.

Did he hear Jiraiya just now? ?

Jiraiya!

Thinking of this, a smile broke out on Tsunade's face, she patted Shizune on the shoulder and sighed.

"Poor little one, I may not be able to take you to experience the ninja life tonight."

After saying that, she ran straight to the place where the sound came from.

"As expected of me, Teacher!"

A sluggish man leaned against the wall with a look of satisfaction on his face.

"yes!"

A guy with a hunched body and a red face stood for a while and then slowly squatted down and murmured.

“Just two images can give people so much room for imagination.

I have to go back and read this book at night.

Watching it during the day is disgraceful.”

"what the hell"

Tsunade came closer and looked around twice. When she saw that there was no Jiraiya around, her eyes suddenly became decadent.

I have to sleep outside tonight.

"Wait~wait~"

Seeing these two guys sneaking past her, Tsunade frowned and asked.

"Which of you shouted Jiraiya just now?"

Jiraiya? ?

The two looked at each other blankly, then they looked at Tsunade and asked.

"Who is Jiraiya?"

"I wonder who Jiraiya is? Then what did you shout just now?"

"I'm coming too!"

Seeing that the expressions on their faces didn't look like they were lying to themselves, Tsunade smacked her mouth, turned around and left.

The last glimmer of hope is gone.

The two looked at Tsunade strangely, then one of them poked the notebook on the other's chest and whispered.

"Hurry up and read your Cat Girl book, and we'll change it when the time comes!"

"knew.

Your copy of Kato is also broken. Don't put anything disgusting on it. "

"Excuse me."

At this time, a faint voice suddenly came from the ears of the two of them.

After the two of them trembled, they both looked behind them.

I saw that the woman with twin ponytails was back again, and she was looking at me with a smile on her face, which was a little scary.

"Who are you talking about Kato Dan?!"

Gulu~

For some reason, the two of them felt a little cold now, their breathing became rapid, as if they were being targeted by some wild beast, and goosebumps instantly spread all over their bodies.

"Then that Konoha jounin!"

Stuttering and unable to say a complete sentence, the two of them almost cried when they looked at Tsunade's smiling expression.

Sure enough, the book should be hidden under the covers and peeked at.

Discussions should also be held behind the back of others.

"call!"

Tsunade let out a long sigh of relief. She had already seen that one of them was holding something that looked like a book tightly in his hand.

It just looks a little thinner than a normal book.

The character in the painting above is the person I think about day and night, but never dare to dream about.

When Shizune trotted over, she saw that Tsunade-sama seemed to have snatched something from the hands of the two men.

Has Tsunade-sama embarked on the path of robbery now?

Thinking of this, she ran to Tsunade in a panic and gasped.

"Tsunade-sama, please go back. I'll just go on a mission to make money."

Before she finished speaking, she watched Tsunade's expression gradually darken to the bottom of the pot, and swallowed the words of advice in her stomach.

Tsunade-sama is so scary.

Sensing that the air around her was slightly frozen, Shizune took a hard breath and slowly took a step back.

boom!

She had just taken three steps back, and when she saw a deep pit suddenly stepped on the ground by Tsunade, Shizune said cautiously.

"Calm down, Tsunade-sama, calm down!"

Tear!

Tear!

After tearing the book in her hand into pieces, Tsunade's face became frighteningly gloomy.

"I'm going to beat him to death!"

"who?"

"I'm coming too!"

Shizune blinked and looked at Tsunade blankly.

Am I coming?

Are you hallucinating?

Have you heard Jiraiya-sama as me?

Why did Master Jiraiya offend Master Tsunade?

Midnight, outside the city.

Shizune leaned on the luggage. She looked at Tsunade lying next to her, then looked at the large and small potholes around her, and she breathed a long sigh of relief.

Ever since she came to this forest, Tsunade-sama has been constantly venting her anger, destroying this forest that has been peaceful for hundreds of years into a mess.

But, it’s finally over!

It seems like it’s not the end!

Seeing Tsunade-sama gritting her teeth and frowning, looking like she was having a nightmare, Shizune shook her head, then gently flicked the bonfire, picked up a fan and started to drive away the mosquitoes.

I don’t know what Tsunade-sama saw this afternoon to make her so angry.

His face turned green with anger.

I have never seen such a terrifying Tsunade-sama.

boom!

Shizune, who was fanning herself, suddenly felt the earth tremble. She looked at the large crater that appeared on Tsunade's right, and a drop of cold sweat ran down her face.

so close!

Just a little bit different!

If Tsunade-sama had hit the ground with her left hand just now, she might have had to go to see her uncle early.

"No, is he sick?"

Tsunade sat up suddenly and looked forward with an angry look.

"Tsunade-sama!"

Hearing a cautious voice behind her, she suppressed the anger in her heart and apologized.

"It's Shizune, sorry."

"Tsunade-sama, what happened?"

"I had a nightmare!"

Tsunade shook her head.

When she saw the magazine featuring [Kato Dan] in the afternoon, her mind was filled with those images.

As a result, when I went to bed at night, my dream turned into another dream.

She actually became the heroine of another movie.

Is it because of jealousy?

Is it because I regard the things in those magazines as having already happened when they didn’t happen at all?

wrong!

It's all the damn Uchiha brat's fault!

If he hadn't drawn a photo of himself in a swimsuit on the paper, why would he have dreamed that he appeared on the paper tonight, and the male protagonist would have turned into that kid.

Looking at Tsunade who was gritting her teeth, Shizune licked her dry lips and said nervously.

"Tsunade-sama, why don't you chat?"

"Um!"

Tsunade hummed heavily.

"Tsunade-sama, who is the "him" you just mentioned?"

Hearing this, Tsunade took a deep breath.

She looked at the curiosity in Shizune's eyes, turned her head to look in the direction of Konoha, and whispered.

"There is a ninja in the Uchiha clan who is proficient in medical ninjutsu. Shizune, you should know who it is."

Um!

Shizune nodded and spoke.

"The jounin of the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Asuka.

Konoha's fighting jounin, Konoha's medical jounin, Uchiha genius who created his own S-level ninjutsu, and a monster who has performed more than 3,000 D-level missions.

And it is said that his medical ninjutsu is second only to you, Tsunade-sama. "

"Absolutely right!"

Tsunade pouted. Although she hated that guy, he was indeed very good in some aspects.

"Back then, I proposed adding a medical ninja to the team. Although this proposal was not approved on the spot, it was supported by Duan, and the two of us got to know each other."

As she spoke, a trace of sadness flashed across her eyes and she spoke lightly.

"Actually, that Uchiha brat also said he supported me at the time, and even gave me some money to use to train medical ninjas."

"Oh?"

Shizune's eyes lit up, with the word "gossip" written all over her face.

She had never heard of these things.

It turns out that the current No. 1 medical ninja and No. 2 medical ninja in Konoha had become friends as early as that time?

but

Shizune thought that she had known Tsunade-sama for so many years, but it seemed that she had never spoken to that Uchiha.

Are the two of them having a falling out?

Thinking of this, she moved closer to Tsunade, looked at Tsunade-sama with her arms around her knees, and gossiped.

"and after?

Did he become your disciple? "

"Apprenticeship?"

Tsunade shook her head, she looked at the stars in the sky and whispered.

"He said he supported me in the morning, but in the afternoon he was hospitalized."

Shizune said curiously as she moved closer to Tsunade.

"Why?"

Tsunade clenched her fists, "I beat you!"

Shizune shuddered and wondered.

"Why?"

Hearing this, Tsunade turned to look at Shizune and sneered.

“He said he was my fan, he said he supported my dream, and I foolishly thought that kid was someone who understood me.

Shizune, do you know?

I was really moved at the time.

I didn't expect that a four-year-old, and an Uchiha at that, could understand me.

Then, he said that he also wanted to learn medical ninjutsu to help me share the pressure.

But few Uchiha people can learn medical ninjutsu, so I made a special trip to read a lot of classics. "

As she spoke, she seemed to suddenly think of something, her face suddenly became ugly, and she gritted her teeth and said.

“But when I went to him with the good news in the afternoon, he happened to be out.

I simply waited in the room for a while.

Then, I discovered the secret of that evil imp. "

Shizune looked at her curiously and asked.

"What a secret!"

"There is a pile of drafts on his desk. It is easy to tell from the immature painting style that they were written by him."

Tsunade took a deep breath and spoke word by word.

“When I opened it and looked.

I found that all the pictures above were me. "

? ? ?

Seeing Shizune looking at him with a question mark on her face, Tsunade looked expressionlessly in the direction of Konoha, and her tone slowly returned to calm.

"When he stepped into the house with his left foot, I kicked him into the hospital."

"Uchiha brat with ulterior motives."

"You actually want to win my favor through that method."

A four-year-old child was really happy to be able to support her dream. Then, when she discovered those unsightly portraits of herself in Asuka's home, she felt a huge gap between reality and fantasy.

She couldn't help but kill a four-year-old child.

An evil Uchiha with ulterior motives.

Now that I think about it, it's still so irritating.

ps: The second update is completed.

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