Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Um?"

The first generation Hokage had just walked out of the clan's territory, and found Uchiha Asuka squatting on the street corner, playing with a stone in his hand, like a bouncing ball, hitting the ground again and again, waiting for it to bounce back, grabbing it in his hand again, and then hitting it again. on the ground

"Your face?"

When he got closer, he noticed that Asuka's cheek seemed a little bruised.

Judging from the size of the bruises, it was obvious that he had been beaten, and the person who did it was a woman.

"Women, dared to hit Uchiha Asuka, and even hit him." After analyzing the available information, Senju Hashirama's heart tightened, and he looked at the unhappy Uchiha Asuka, lowering his voice and asked, "Did Tsuna hit him? "

"No!" Feiniao shook his head and continued to play with the stones in his hand.

Phew~

Seeing this, Senju Hashirama breathed a long sigh of relief, and then sat down next to Asuka with a relaxed expression.

He glanced at the villagers coming and going, and after noticing the admiration in the eyes cast by the villagers, Hashirama smiled and nodded at them, and said to Asuka.

"Where did the injury on your face come from?"

"Kushina beat me!" Asuka twitched the corner of her mouth and replied truthfully.

Upon hearing this, Senju Hashirama's body froze, a smile instantly frozen on his face, and all the memories hidden in the depths of his mind emerged.

He turned his head stiffly and stared at the bruises on Asuka's face, his expression suddenly became complicated.

No wonder this injury felt a bit familiar from the beginning.

Bang! !

Hashirama leaned his back heavily against the wall, then looked up at the sky, and said slowly in a low voice, "The women of the Uzumaki clan are good at everything, but they have a somewhat irritable personality. I didn't know this until I got married."

"Hashirama-sama!" Asuka raised his head and asked curiously, "Were you beaten every day at that time? After you went out to fight Uchiha Madara, you went home and beat your wife again?"

The corners of Senju Hashirama's mouth twitched, and he lowered his head in disappointment. He also picked up the stones on the ground, and smashed them on the ground again and again like a bouncing ball. After they bounced up, he grabbed them again in his hand, and then smashed them on the ground again.

"Actually it's not bad!"

At this time, I saw him catching the bounced pebbles and said awkwardly, "Mito got angry at me more often before giving birth to the child, but after giving birth to the child, the times he got angry at me were much less.

After all, there are children to help share the firepower. Hahaha."

Embarrassing laughter spread through the air and reached the ears of the surrounding villagers, causing them to stop involuntarily and look at the first Hokage with a bit of helplessness in their eyes.

The first generation is good everywhere, but he can't laugh.

When he smiled, his aura instantly dropped a lot, completely inconsistent with the "God of Ninja" that people imagined.

After chatting with Senju Hashirama for a long time, Asuka's mood instantly improved a lot.

Even Senju Hashirama, who is known as the "God of Ninja", is not much better treated when he returns home. What is there to complain about?

but

When Feiniao tiptoed open the door of his room and looked into the living room, he found that there were more packages piled in the living room, and he even saw a few brand-new quilts on those packages.

This scene caused Asuka to fall into silence for a moment.

"Really moved here!!" He thought to himself, then glanced at the living room and found that Kushina was not here. He trotted all the way back to the bedroom, closed the door, and lay down on the bed, all in one movement.

Asuka glanced at the clock on the wall and found that there were still five minutes left before the time agreed with Nagato, so he slowly closed his eyes and quickly adjusted his breathing.

Before joining the Akatsuki organization, he thought that the life of the Akatsuki organization was: working in pairs, opening his eyes day after day to perform tasks, until the last moment of his life, he could get a complete rest.

After joining the Akatsuki organization, he discovered that the life of the Akatsuki organization turned out to be: ten people standing on the ten fingers of the heretic demon, opening their eyes day after day to seal the tailed beast. It was not until they were hung on the sacred tree that they could Get a complete rest.

Before joining the Akatsuki organization, Kakuzu thought life in the Akatsuki organization was:

Make money, make money, really make money. Every day you open your eyes, you are on the road to making money.

After joining the Akatsuki organization, Kakuzu discovered that life in the Akatsuki organization was:

Sealed tailed beast, sealed tailed beast, or a special sealed tailed beast. When you open your eyes every day, you are on the way to seal the tailed beast.

In today's life, Kakuzu suddenly feels like an honest person has been deceived.

That's not what the leader said when he joined the organization.

"Endless money, endless tasks." Thinking of these things promised by the leader, Kakuzu rolled his eyes slightly, looked at the blue-purple haired woman beside him, and said in a deep voice.

"Hey, where's our previous agreement?

There are so many tasks that my legs feel weak, and my eyes are dazzled when counting money. A strong heart chooses one by one, and I don’t worry if I get into trouble. "

Hearing this, Xiaonan's cold eyes suddenly had a slight fluctuation.

However, before she could speak, Kakuzu's complaining voice could be heard again.

"But the reality is that my legs are weak from walking every day, and it actually takes ten minutes to walk here from Yu Ninja Village." Kakudu slapped his thigh, his expression obviously a little unhappy.

The gap between ideal and reality was so big that Kakuzu couldn't accept it for a while.

After joining the organization, the good times had not passed for two years, and then the tailed beasts were sealed, the tailed beasts were sealed, and the tailed beasts were sealed.

"well!"

Although Xiaonan still maintained a cold expression on her face, she couldn't help but let out a long sigh in her heart.

The speed of capturing the tailed beasts far exceeded everyone's expectations.

Originally, it was thought that catching one a month would be fast.

But the result was.

The first tailed beast had just been sealed, and the second one was already in line. The third one was temporarily unable to queue up and was sealed in the body of the one-tailed Jinchuriki. Oh, that's not right.

Xiaonan looked at the rather disappointed Uzumaki Zetsu, with a bit of vigilance in her eyes, and thought to herself.

"Former one-tailed Jinchuriki, now three-tailed Jinchuriki."

"Can be resurrected."

She saw this guy die with her own eyes, but she never thought that only one day later, this "former one-tailed Jinchuriki" was miraculously resurrected and jumped to watch others poop.

This terrifying scene made Xiaonan's vigilance against the masked man reach an unprecedented level in an instant.

"Ah!"

In the empty and silent cave, a voice of emotion suddenly sounded, "Another day alive!!"

The members of Akatsuki stopped at the same time and looked in the direction of the voice. They saw the "Three-tailed Jinchuriki" standing on the platform directly opposite the Outer Path Statue, with a frying pan in front of him. The boiling oil in the pan was frying some tempting food.

It was not until then that everyone smelled the smell of food in the air.

"Two skewers! Eat them and then seal them!"

Black Zetsu acted as a waiter with an expressionless face, waving the meatballs in his hand to the members of Akatsuki who were stunned in place, and then added, "Free."

Everyone looked at Zetsu's reluctant look and was a little confused for a while.

At this time, Kakuzu took the lead and raised five fingers to Zetsu, saying in a deep voice: "Fifty! Eat before you start working!"

"The tasks are piled up like a mountain, and my legs are weak; the money is full in my hands, and I am blinded by the counting; the heart of the strong, I choose one by one. These all sound like illusions.

In this fake and fucked-up world, only the feeling of being full is real."

After saying that, he turned back and glanced at Nagato, and the expression on his face was as complicated as it could be.

If he hadn't been unable to beat the leader, Kakuzu would have run to the Land of Fire long ago at his speed.

"A fake world?"

Hearing this, Orochimaru shook his head lightly, with a faint smile on his lips, and also extended two fingers to Uzumaki Zetsu, "Twenty, I haven't eaten meatballs for a long time.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but I smell the scent of Konoha."

"Snakes have really good noses!" Uzumaki Zetsu suddenly stopped what he was doing and looked up at Orochimaru.

I didn't expect this guy to be able to smell the scent of Konoha from the meatballs.

Yeah!!

Black Zetsu didn't lie to it, this was really moved from Konoha.

However, when his eyes fell on Kakuzu, he saw that he was tasting the meatballs with relish. His satisfied look made Uzumaki Zetsu's face show a touch of human melancholy.

"Ze said it well. After the Moon Eye Plan is over, open a few more meatball shops. But will there be people in the ninja world at that time?" Uzumaki Zetsu muttered in his heart, and then threw the prepared meatballs into the oil pan and watched it float quietly.

It's better to satisfy yourself now, so that you won't be able to give them away for free in the future.

When the projection of the bird appeared in the depths of the cave, he looked at the weird scene in front of him in astonishment, and involuntarily reached out to rub the eyes that did not exist in the virtual world, and looked down again.

"Fuck!" He exclaimed in his heart, looking at the members of the Akatsuki organization who were sitting cross-legged on the ground and eating meatballs silently with disbelief on his face.

Is this also some kind of ritual to seal the tailed beast?

Or does this thing help restore chakra?

"This is a fake, deceptive world!!" Kakuzu looked at the colorful figure on his finger and shook his head gently, "Only the feeling of being full is real."

Noticing that Asuka's eyes suddenly fell on her, Konan paused.

She quickly turned her face away to avoid meeting Asuka's eyes, and secretly explained in her heart, "It's not that I'm greedy, I'm eating with Kakuzu, and by the way, I'm sending a hospice care to the former one-tailed Jinchūriki, now the three-tailed Jinchūriki."

Asuka's eyes stayed on the auspicious cloud robes of the members of the Akatsuki organization for a long time, and ripples appeared in his heart. The memories of the past seemed to be within reach, but gradually blurred.

He tried his best to search in his mind, trying to piece together the original appearance of the Akatsuki organization.

In his memory, it was a powerful and mysterious group, and each member exuded an aura that could not be ignored. Just standing there, you know that these people are terribly strong.

But as the scene before him was deeply imprinted in his mind, the images of Akatsuki suddenly became fragments in the mist, becoming more and more blurred the more he thought about it.

"This damn memory."

"Why is it gone??"