Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

The top of the mountain where the Heretic Golem is hidden.

The weather in the Land of Rain is very good today. Sitting here, you can not only smell the fresh air, but also squat on the dirt after the rain, making balls while feeling the breeze blowing through your butt.

"well!"

Zetsu Uzumaki, who had been resurrected for the third time and became the Six-Tailed Jinchuuriki, let out a long sigh.

It can't laugh at all now

"When can I go back to Konoha to sell meatballs?" Uzumaki Zetsu looked at the meatballs piled on the ground, then reached out and knocked on the ground, shouting downwards, "Zetsu, Zetsu"

The next second.

A half-black and half-white pitcher plant slowly emerged from the ground.

It turned its head and found Uzumaki Zetsu squatting there, imitating how humans use the toilet, and then looked at the poop-shaped balls that had been kneaded, and said with disgust on his face, "You are so disgusting!!"

"Ah, ah, ah!!"

Zetsu Uzumaki seemed not to have heard, and pointed to the ball beside him, a proud smile suddenly appeared on his face, "Would they like to eat something? They have been sealed for a day."

"Wait a minute!" Hei Jue shook his head, but did not reject the guy's proposal.

This guy has been really miserable recently. He died twice in just one month. Now he only has this small wish left, and Hei Jue will not refuse it.

"The people below just discussed how to deal with the complex situation ahead, which caused the sealing progress to be slower than expected." Black Zetsu slowly emerged from the ground and continued, "Nagato's strength is not strong enough. The village is still a little short of that.”

"Huh?"

Uzumaki Zetsu suddenly scratched his head and said strangely, "Didn't we already capture seven tailed beasts? Even if Nagato hasn't grown up now, he might not be able to defeat the remaining two with the help of the power of the golem. Village?"

Hearing this, Hei Jue's eyes widened immediately and he looked over as if he was looking at a fool.

"What's wrong? Didn't you tell it the truth about the golem?" Uzumaki Zetsu asked with some confusion.

"Idiot!" Hei Jue glanced at it, then turned to look elsewhere and said calmly, "Not only did I not tell him, I even did something to the golem."

"Zetsu, why do you want to artificially increase the difficulty of the plan you made for yourself?" Uzumaki Zetsu blinked, with a look of confusion on his face. He didn't understand the purpose of this guy.

"well!"

Hei Zeue sighed helplessly and explained, "First of all, the heretic demon that absorbed the seven tailed beasts is not an invincible existence, and there is a possibility of being destroyed.

Secondly, after Nagato tastes the sweetness of the heretic golem, he will definitely take it everywhere. If something happens to the golem and our plan fails this time, the next time we execute the plan, we will stuff the captured tailed beast into where? Just plug it into the moon? ?

at last."

Having said this, it noticed the doubtful look in Uzumaki Zetsu's eyes and said slowly, "Now it is Nagato who actively refuses to use the Heretic Golem. He almost committed suicide the first time he used it, and it caused a huge psychological shadow. , with a little guidance, that guy won't have any intention of using the heretic demon.

After all, if he uses it a second time, he may really die and fail to fulfill Yahiko's ideal. "

"Oh~~"

Hearing this, Uzumaki Zetsu nodded as if he suddenly understood.

No wonder Nagato, who can channel the Heretic Golem, clearly knows that the Heretic Golem can be used in battle, and knows that the Heretic Golem is getting stronger and stronger, but has never used it.

but

Thinking that it might not be able to catch the Eight-Tails in a short time, it suddenly jumped up from the ground and said excitedly, "Ah, it seems that you won't be able to catch the Eight-Tails in a short time. Why don't we take this opportunity and go to Konoha?" ?”

"Wait until Obito catches Nanao!" Black Zetsu waved his hand and said impatiently.

"Yes, Obito!"

Uzumaki Zetsu slammed his right fist on his left palm, and suddenly realized, "The Eight-Tails is so difficult to catch, so let's just leave this task to Obito. With his divine power, he can easily sneak into Kumogakure Village, and then absorb the Eight-Tails Jinchuuriki into The divine power space can be brought back without anyone noticing."

The more it talked, the more excited it became, and the scene of Obito coming back with the Eight-Tails seemed to appear in front of his eyes.

"Do you have a conflict with Obito?" At this moment, Black Zetsu turned around suddenly and said with some surprise, "I remember your relationship is not very good, right?"

"No!" Uzumaki Zetsu was suddenly stunned for a moment, not understanding what this guy was talking about.

"I thought you wanted Obito to die!" Seeing this, Kuro couldn't help but smacked his lips and sighed, "You usually let him put some kunai and shurikens in the Kamui space, but occasionally he can put someone there. , but you actually asked him to release Jinchuuriki into the Kamui space.

Does he still dare to become invisible? ?

Obito can't become hollow, I'm afraid he'll be beaten to death on the way. "

Uzumaki Zetsu was suddenly stunned for a moment, and then a look of surprise appeared on his face.

The principle of Obito virtualization is

[Transmit part of the body to a different space to "penetrate" the opponent's attacks, occasionally entering and exiting the divine space to avoid it. 】

"If you put the Jinchuriki into a different space," thinking along this line of thought, Uzumaki Zetsu suddenly realized, "Those sealed Jinchuriki, if they unlock their own seals in a different space, then Obito"

Konoha, the land of the Uchiha clan.

The moment Asuka's consciousness returned to his body, he slowly opened his eyes, then suddenly sat up from the bed, and then suddenly lay back down.

"This weak body!" He immediately fumbled for a few pills of soldiers' food by the pillow, threw them all into his mouth, and said while chewing, "They can throw soldiers' food into their mouths while sealing.

I'm just a shadow, I can't even open my mouth, I can't replenish chakra and physical strength."

After recovering for a while.

He slowly sat up from the bed, gently kneading his swollen head.

His eyes inadvertently swept across the clock hanging on the wall of the bedroom. After Asuka glanced at the date on it, he smiled bitterly, "I didn't expect it to be so long. This time the seal time is really long."

As he spoke, Asuka stood up and walked to the window, suddenly pushed the window open, supported his hands on the windowsill, and breathed in the fresh air. While he tiptoed and looked at the scenery of the village, a trace of surprise suddenly appeared on his face.

I don't know if it's an illusion.

He always feels that Konoha now has a little more tension than a few days ago.

Although there were still many villagers on the street, street vendors were still shouting loudly about food, and children were chasing and playing with food, everything seemed to be the same as before.

But after Asuka stared at these people for a while, he found that they all had tense faces, and even stopped suddenly and sighed for a long time while walking on the road, as if tomorrow was the end of the world.

"What's going on?" Asuka rubbed his chin, his eyes swept over these villagers, and he thought thoughtfully, "Could it be that the news of the loss of the tailed beasts in each village has reached the ears of ordinary villagers?"

Squeak!

At this time, the sound of the door opening in the next yard was so painful that Asuka's thoughts were instantly brought back to reality.

Uchiha Mikoto walked out slowly with the baby in her arms.

She first looked at the sky outside, and then her gentle eyes fell on the baby in her arms. She slowly twisted her body and hummed an unknown ballad.

"Miss Mikoto, please fix the door when you have a chance. The rusting sound can easily affect the baby's sleep." Asuka also stared at the baby in her arms and kindly reminded her.

Uchiha Mikoto's movements were slightly delayed, and then she quickly returned to normal and continued to comfort the baby in her arms.

She unconsciously looked at the second floor next door again, and saw that the fatigue on the man's face was not only not alleviated, but became more serious. The dark circles under his eyes were more conspicuous in the sun, and his face was sallow and dull, and his lips were pale, as if he would fall down with a slight touch.

"How many times a day does this guy ruin his body like this?" Mikoto muttered to herself, then shook her head gently, and her gentle voice became more sarcastic, "Asuka Jonin has a chance to go out for a walk. Can you stand staying in the room every day doing that kind of thing?"

"She knows that I am sealing the tailed beast?" Asuka was stunned, and then met Mikoto's sarcastic eyes. It seemed that a flash of lightning flashed through his mind, and he immediately understood something.

Then, he turned his head to look at his reflection on the transparent glass beside him. The slightly haggard figure made his mouth twitch unconsciously.

He hadn't left the room for so many days, and this appearance was indeed easy to cause misunderstanding.

But the body became like this.

It was entirely due to the hardship of sealing the tailed beast, and had nothing to do with any unhealthy entertainment. He didn't read any books or magazines.

Thinking of this, Asuka instantly became confident.

He lowered his head to meet Uchiha Mikoto's contemptuous eyes, and also mocked, "People with dirty hearts always think the worst of others. Isn't there a possibility that it is because my body has consumed too much chakra for a long time?"

Uchiha Mikoto's movements paused, subconsciously raised his eyes to look at the second floor, and pointed at himself in disbelief, "You said I am dirty inside?"

Yeah yeah! !

Asuka nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

When a decent person sees him like this, he will subconsciously think that the medical department has some urgent tasks recently, and he is overworked, or because of emotional problems, he can't sleep at night.

Only people with dirty hearts think that he is reading adult magazines late at night.

"Hehe~"

A sneer that makes people's scalps numb suddenly came from the air.

The next second.

I saw Uchiha Mikoto clenched his fists, and whispered with a sullen face, "You lie in bed and sleep 24 hours a day, even the fat cat at home goes out more frequently than you, and you have the nerve to use long-term consumption of chakra as an excuse?

What's more, you actually accused me of having dirty thoughts?

Any normal person would think so when seeing your behavior, okay?"

"I" Asuka was about to explain, and then he seemed to think of something, and his expression froze on his face.

How did Uchiha Mikoto know that he lay in bed 24 hours a day? ?

Could it be that this guy came to peep again? ?

"Am I that good-looking?"

After hesitating for a moment, Asuka turned his head and looked at the transparent glass again.

Although the man reflected in the glass looked tired and his face looked a little sloppy because he had not cleaned his face for many days, it can be seen from the image on the glass that he is quite handsome

Asuka retracted his gaze and looked down at Uchiha Mikoto in the next yard, and said earnestly.

"Mikoto-sama, can you please stop doing such shameless things?"

Mikoto's expression froze slightly when she heard this.

Then, she widened her eyes, her cheeks quickly turned red, and she cursed indignantly in her heart, "Here it comes, again!!"

"When this bastard is touched on a sore spot by me, he will change the subject and bring up the incident when he peeped at "my self-exploration", putting both him and me in an awkward situation."

"Besides, when did I get my body into this state because of reading adult magazines? Can everyone be the same?"

Uchiha Mikoto became more and more angry as she thought about it. With shaking hands, she pointed to the second floor next door, and her voice trembled slightly because of anger, "This is a normal physiological need, and I know how to control myself!"

"What the hell?"

Asuka's brain crashed for a moment, and then his body trembled. He retorted angrily, "Aren't you ashamed to say this in broad daylight? Jiraiya is not as thick-skinned as you, right?"

He can understand that relying on "peeping" to satisfy psychological needs.

But what he couldn't understand was why someone dared to speak out about this matter so blatantly, and could even say with confidence, "You can restrain yourself from saying voyeurism."

Is there any difference between "peeping" once a day and "peeping" once every three days? ?

"What is there for me to be ashamed of!"

At this time, Uchiha Mikoto leaned against the door. Although she was a little dizzy from anger, she still retorted, "Don't treat me as those little girls who are too shy to talk about it.

That's just a normal physiological need of human beings."

Asuka: "."

He seemed to understand one thing now.

Why Jiraiya and Sarutobi Hiruzen could peep so blatantly? It turned out that it was because they were older, more experienced, and thicker-skinned, and they were not afraid of what others said.

Just like Uchiha Mikoto.

They could actually equate peeping with physiological needs. What else could he say?

"Mikoto-sama!" Asuka was silent for a while, then suddenly said, "I'll go to the elder in two days and ask him to help you arrange a marriage, or I'll pay and you can go to the hot spring shop."

"Who do you think I am?" Before he could finish, Mikoto stood up straight and said angrily, "Is my desire so strong in your heart?"

"Then how many times do you come a month?" Asuka was stunned for a moment and asked curiously.

He wanted to know how many times this guy peeped at him a month, but he didn't find out once.

"Twice!!"

As soon as the voice fell, Uchiha Mikoto regretted it.

If it weren't for the anger just now, which made her head a little dizzy, she would never tell anyone about this.

"Twice," Asuka muttered to herself, her eyes occasionally stole a glance at Uchiha Mikoto.

According to common sense, peeping twice a month is indeed not a high frequency

But damn, which normal person can accept being peeped at twice a month? ?

"Mikoto-sama!" Asuka took a deep breath and summoned up the courage to say, "By the way, by the way, can't you go find someone else? There are nearly 10,000 ninjas in the huge Konoha Village."

"I am a self-disciplined person and don't like to find someone else!" Uchiha Mikoto answered without hesitation.

Bird nodded expressionlessly, but then her sallow cheeks quickly flushed, and she suddenly raised her middle finger to her, saying angrily, "This is the first time I've seen someone equate "peeping" with "self-discipline."

Yes, I mentioned "divorce" at the clan meeting, and you did divorce, but you can't blame me for this, I didn't do anything!!

You also peeked at me twice a month, or is it the result of your self-discipline? If you don't control yourself, will you come to my house eight times a day?"

As soon as the voice fell, Asuka's figure disappeared instantly, and he was too lazy to argue with this guy.

He decided.

Next time, he must catch him in the act and let this guy see enough at once.

Mikoto raised her head, looked at the direction where Asuka disappeared, opened her mouth, and her face was full of doubts.

"I was peeping??"

"Why did he say I was peeping??"

She gently rubbed her temples, leaned against the door frame, and muttered to herself, "And from the look of it, it seems that I am the one who peeped."

Mikoto can be sure that she has never peeped at others, let alone done such a thing under the control of illusion.

The only explanation is that Uchiha Asuka must have misunderstood or recognized the wrong person.

"When did this misunderstanding come about?" She frowned, trying to recall every intersection with Asuka, and then her body tightened, whispering, "Could it be the day when the village urgently gathered the jonin?"

"The topic of "peeping" between the two also started from that day."

Thinking of this, Mikoto forced herself to calm down and began to seriously analyze what happened that day.

Soon!

A flash of realization flashed in her eyes, and then she stamped her feet and said angrily, "That idiot, is there something wrong with his comprehension ability? I was just worried about his health and asked him not to indulge in women.

How can he absurdly connect this matter to my peeping at him?

What is there to peep at about that guy?"

"If that's the case."

Following this thought, Uchiha Mikoto's expression gradually relaxed, and her mouth curled slightly, and she said softly, "I said that although that guy is a bit of a bastard, he is not a pervert who peeks at others.

At that time, I thought too much, and actually thought that Uchiha Asuka didn't sleep in the middle of the night and lay on my window."

"Forget it, wait for him to come back and explain this matter to him clearly."

Thinking of this, Mikoto lowered her head, and her gentle eyes fell softly on Sasuke who was sleeping in the cradle, and she hummed the lullaby softly again, her voice gentle and melodious.