Konoha: Who is the good person?

"Jing, who was here just now?"

Kushina used the back of her hand to cool her still-flushed cheeks, asking from behind the kitchen door.

"Anbu. My letter of appointment should be arriving soon."

"Huh? Weren't you just transferred to the regular combat team? Where are you being assigned to now?"

"Oh my~ Didn't we just do that?"

Kushina watched as Yamanaka Jing easily unlocked the locked kitchen door with a key made of Earth Release chakra.

Her pretty face, which hadn't completely cooled down, flushed red again.

"That's different."

Yamanaka Jing wrapped his arms around Kushina's waist.

And began to savor the deliciousness again.

This sort of thing might not be interesting for an old married couple, but for young lovers, they can never get enough.

A burnt smell of food wafted to their noses.

Kushina lightly tapped Yamanaka Jing's chest twice and quickly tried to salvage the dish in the pot.

"Now, are you going to tell me where you're being assigned?"

"Not going to guess anymore?"

"No guessing, no guessing. I'm not falling into that trap twice."

"Didn't you just say you weren't stupid?"

"Hmph~ It's precisely because I'm not stupid that I'm not guessing! You're such a bad guy, making me guess all the time. It must be a place I can't guess."

Kushina wrinkled her little nose and made a face at Yamanaka Jing.

Her charming and adorable appearance made one want to pinch her delicate and flawless face.

"It's Root."

Yamanaka Jing said with a smile.

Clang~

Kushina's small mouth opened slightly, and she didn't even hold the spatula in her hand steady, dropping it into the pot.

She looked back at her boyfriend with a worried expression.

"There's no Cursed Seal of Heaven, and I'll be serving as a Deputy Commander with real power. The Third Hokage probably wants to use me to keep Danzo in check. As for Danzo, he probably has his own little plans, but it's not a big problem."

Yamanaka Jing explained.

"If you're going to deal with Danzo, remember to call me! I've recently come to an agreement with the smelly fox! Hehe~ I'll show you what an invincible golden body looks like!"

Kushina's eyes shone frighteningly.

She raised her right arm, trying to show off her biceps.

But her slender, fair arm really didn't convey any sense of strength.

Instead, it made the 'thug' feel even more endeared.

If the sound of the door opening hadn't already come from the entrance, the little tomato in front of him would have been unable to escape the thug's clutches.

"Kushina, there's another kid eating, so cook an extra bowl. Jing! Arrange things later. This sister is a little bored these days, you know?"

Tsunade, with a small slug on her head, walked into the living room barefoot.

She pulled Yamanaka Jing from the kitchen.

If she hadn't been busy all morning and was really hungry, she would have loved to skip dinner and have some fun first!

The gambling city!

It was truly a wonderful place that haunted her dreams!

"Got it, got it, got it."

Yamanaka Jing looked at what was originally an extremely beautiful face, but under Tsunade's winking and eyebrow-raising, it gained a bit of lewdness. He sighed helplessly.

Damn it.

Can't you use this face properly?

And your tone, anyone who didn't know better would think I was taking you to a brothel!

"Senior Jing, Senior Kushina, sorry to bother you."

Hatake Kakashi changed into the slippers prepared for guests at the entrance, walked into the living room with his dead fish eyes, and bowed respectfully to Yamanaka Jing and Kushina.

"Don't look at me, this kid lost his teammates again on a mission. The Third Hokage asked me to counsel him, but what do I know about counseling? I heard you were back, so I brought him back for you to try."

Tsunade leaned back on the sofa with an impatient expression.

She was a medical ninja, that's true, but Kakashi's problem wasn't a physical one, nor was it a mental trauma.

It was obvious that he had a knot in his heart because of Senior Sakumo's death.

What was the point of giving him to her?

It would be better to have Yamanaka Jing cast a few more illusions on him.

"Nohara Rin died? Or Obito died?"

Yamanaka Jing's eyes twitched, and he turned to look at Kakashi, who didn't seem to have any energy.

"......A Leaf ninja I don't know."

Kakashi felt uncomfortable under Yamanaka Jing's gaze and turned his head to answer softly.

Recently, Teacher Minato has been carrying out high-difficulty missions.

Their team couldn't keep up with Teacher Minato's pace, so they were left behind.

Ten days ago, the Third Hokage suddenly asked them to join forces with another team to carry out a mission.

The Chunin leading that team didn't listen to his advice and fooled around with Obito. The team members weren't strong enough either.

Wasn't it normal for two people to die?

He ultimately completed the mission.

He didn't understand how the responsibility fell on him.

"Tell me the process?"

Yamanaka Jing felt relieved when he heard it wasn't Nohara Rin and Obito.

Since he was free anyway, he asked about the beginning and end of the matter.

"......"

Kakashi looked directly into Yamanaka Jing's eyes, remaining silent and not speaking.

According to the Konoha Ninja Management Regulations, C-rank missions already required not disclosing information to irrelevant personnel.

B-rank missions required first reporting to the Hokage's office and obtaining the Hokage's approval.

"Damn!"

Yamanaka Jing, who was almost choked to death by these four words, was laughed at out of anger.

Honestly, he had been a ninja for so many years.

He had always casually chatted about missions below A-rank, and quietly chatted about S-rank missions.

This was really the first time he had seen Kakashi so stubborn!

Organizing his words.

He took the initiative to speak again.

"I think your problem now is a lack of effective communication. You need to take a few language arts classes first, and then solve this problem of your mindset."

"......"

Kakashi frowned slightly, but still nodded in cooperation.

Tsunade, who was lying on the sofa waiting for dinner, almost couldn't help but laugh when she saw Kakashi starting to torment Yamanaka Jing.

Good!

Finally, she wasn't the only one suffering!

"Before dinner, let me give you a segment."

Yamanaka Jing supported his forehead with one hand, feeling for the first time that communicating with people was such a laborious thing.

Mystical Art · Hell Viewing Technique · Modified!

He formed a hand seal with one hand.

A modified D-rank illusion directly pulled Kakashi into the illusion.

Glancing at his system interface, Yamanaka Jing instructed the system.

"System, grant [Expert Straight Man Foil] to Kakashi."

It was at least a green entry, so he definitely couldn't send it to a cannon fodder contestant.

Moreover, Kakashi's way of speaking, which couldn't produce a fart after eight attempts, and could still choke people when he finally did, was too tormenting for him.

A faint green light, visible only to Yamanaka Jing, quickly merged into Kakashi's body.

Kakashi, who was in the illusion with violent emotional fluctuations and constantly changing expressions, didn't notice the abnormality at all.

"What kind of illusion did you put on him?"

Tsunade raised an eyebrow and asked when she saw Kakashi covering his abdomen with a painful expression and kneeling on the ground less than two seconds after being caught in the illusion.

"A modified Hell Viewing Technique. In addition to the influence of mental fear, it also increases the interference with vision, hearing, and pain among the five senses. The difficulty of operation is probably B-rank or higher? The intensity of the illusion... well, he can't break it anyway."

"I'm asking about the content."

"Care and love from a father."

"......As expected of you."

When Tsunade heard that it was a father beating his son, the corners of her mouth widened a bit.

She had been tormented by this brat all morning.

Serves him right!