Korean Entertainment: Predators in RM

"Brother, wait a minute, I'm going to use the toilet~" Then, Fatty A went to the toilet, while Brother Tiger sat on the chair and sighed:"Look at it, this sofa is not bad.~"

"It's not bad. Brother, please change the sofa quickly."Looking at Brother Tiger who was like a child, Zaidao complained directly.

"elder brother!"

"kindness?"Hearing Fatty Jia in the toilet calling him, Brother Tiger turned around and responded.

"elder brother!"Pang Jia is still shouting

"what! Brother Tiger said loudly

"elder brother! There is no paper in the toilet!!!"

【！！！】

Phew! Hahaha~~~

Jia Pang’s voice was full of panic, and the joke without paper directly made Zai Dao and Zhong Guo laugh.

"ah! Are you a plus size? How could you go in without taking a look?"After discovering that Fatty A was a large size, Brother Tiger immediately stood up and seemed to be looking to see if there was any paper at home.

But he had just moved to a new home and couldn't find any paper for him, so he set his sights on Zai Dao. On the body:"Do you have any paper with you?"

"Arnie, I basically don’t have any paper on me."Zai Dao suppressed a smile and said

"elder brother! No toilet paper at all?"The fat man squatting in the toilet wailed, his voice sounded very pitiful.

"Why is there no toilet paper~" Brother Hu was rummaging through the cabinets in the kitchen, while Zaidao also went into the bedroom and other rooms to search.

"elder brother~"

"Ah~Brother~~~"

The whole room was filled with Fatty Jia's grievances, but Zaidao really didn't see any traces of toilet paper at all.

But at this time, Brother Tiger complained directly:"If you don't wipe it with your hands, just wash your hands after wiping it.""

"Ah hiong (brother)~~"I almost cried when I heard this treatment method.

"elder brother! You can buy some for me, or you can take it to the road, please, brother~" Fatty Jia begged earnestly, but at this time, Brother Tiger stood in front of the cardboard box in the corner and scratched his head, then went straight to it and tore off one One side of the hard-shell cardboard box

【Cardboard box?! 】

When Brother Tiger tore off the carton, Zaidao also walked out of the bedroom, dumbfounded:"Brother, what are you doing?"

"Jia Zhen, just tear this apart layer by layer, knead it and use it!"With that said, Brother Tiger handed the cardboard case to Fatty Jia in the toilet.

Fatty Jia who took the cardboard looked at the cardboard case of his phone with a confused look on his face:"Brother! I haven’t used a cardboard box to wipe my butt since I was born, brother!"

"Annie, you just need to tear it apart layer by layer, then rub it and it will become soft. Just tear it thinner."Brother Tiger said as he ran to the window sill, and Zai Dao almost burst out laughing.

What's the difference between wiping your buttocks with a cardboard shell and wiping your buttocks with sandpaper? Oh my god!

Sure enough, Town A heard it. Finally, he was speechless:"Brother, just buy it.~"

"Um, if it doesn't work, just dip it in some water," Brother Tiger said in a funny voice.

Listening to Jia Zhen's grievances in the toilet, Zai Dao was about to say that he would buy it for him, but when he took it, he heard a sound coming from the toilet. The sound of rubbing paper

"Ouch~ I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts. Zai Dao, who was holding his stomach, and Zhong Guo, who was holding his laughter next to him, waited for three or four minutes before they saw the fat man walking out of the toilet with a red head on his head.

After he came out, he didn't say anything and just stared at Zai Dao. Dao and Zhong Guo's faces were full of sorrow.

The three of them were speechless for a while, closed the door and went downstairs, got into Fatty Jia's car, and were about to go out to buy bedding and dishes.

They thought it would be such a peaceful day. As he was going through the day, Brother Tiger, who was sitting in the passenger seat, suddenly glanced at Fatty A, couldn't help but smile, and then sighed directly:"Carton Man"……"

Phew!!!

When the words"Carton Man" came out, even the person involved laughed, let alone Zaidao.

It’s a pity that Brother Tiger didn’t realize it and continued:"How wonderful this is. Today I have added a wonderful life experience to you~ Think about who in this world is still wiping their butts with cardboard boxes in this era.~"

"What the hell kind of experience is this? You just didn’t want to run away, so you handed the cardboard box to Brother Jia Zhen!"Zai Dao really couldn't help it. If this continues, he doubts that his abdominal muscles will disappear from laughter.

Brother Tiger, on the other hand, said to himself:"Just knead the paper shell bit by bit to thin it and you can wipe it. Yes, I have used newspapers before, haven’t you, Zaidao?"

"I have never used it. I will never go to the toilet without paper! Also, except when shooting, I won’t go to the toilet outside."Zai Dao denied it. How can anyone admit to wiping their buttocks with newspapers on the show?

Unfortunately, Brother Tiger is this kind of person. After listening to Zaidao's words, he also sighed:"If you wipe your buttocks with newspapers, there will be marks on your buttocks. News and words are coming~~"

"Brother, stop talking, Brother Jia Zhen will cry if you keep talking about it. Zai Dao glanced at Fatty Jia and found that he was really about to cry.

In order to change the subject, Fatty Jia took the initiative and said,"But brother, what do you want to buy at the supermarket?""

"toilet paper!"As soon as Brother Tiger opened his mouth, Fatty Jia and Zaidao laughed again, while Brother Tiger continued after smiling:"Just toilet paper, toothbrush, shampoo, shower gel, toothpaste, and towel."

"Brother, don’t you buy skin care products? Zaidao said curiously

"I never buy those. If there is an endorser, I will use the endorser's products until they are used up. Otherwise, I will just use them when taking a shower at the gym.

Brother Tiger said his skin care experience seriously, and Zaidao also nodded and said:"Maka, I don't use skin care products either. I feel that exercise is actually the best skin care product.""

"Well, if you say that, if an endorser comes to you in the future, you will definitely have to pay someone to delete the video."Brother Tiger turned around and talked to Zai���joke.

Fatty Jia, who was driving next to him, sighed after hearing this:"But our company is really full of people.

You are the only two representatives, Zhong Guoge and Zai Dao.

If you ask Zai Dao to speak for you, Zai Dao won't pick him up, so Zhong Guo will pick him up.

" With"-.

"Thanks to the blessing of Zaidao, there are many more advertisements and endorsements.

"Brother Tiger also said with a smile.

Last year, Tiger Fat joined Zai Dao's KS Entertainment Agency.

Before joining, they thought Zai Dao was a scam.

But after joining, they found out that the company was really funny. , those who didn’t know it thought it was a company that only serves Zaidao.

The largest number of employees in the entire company are the post-production staff of the acting department, who often go abroad with Zaidao to shoot, and then there is only Brother Hu, a makeup artist, and so on in the singer department. It is shared by two people, but neither of them needs a makeup artist.

Tiger Brother only needs it when he holds a solo concert, and Zai Dao only needs it when he is shooting KS magazine in Hanguo.

He also asked curiously:"But Zaidao, why don't you accept other variety shows and advertising endorsements?"

"I? Aren't I a naughty kid? After making a joke, Zaidao smiled and said:"Actually, I feel that I don't need to take care of my skin. If I take care of my skin at any time or use something that I think is better, then I should also accept the other person's endorsement. I You have to be responsible to your fans"

"Maka~ So before I endorse the product, I will use the product for a period of time and confirm that everything is fine before confirming the endorsement. Brother Tiger also said with emotion.

The naughty MC Shin Donghua who watched this clip said with a smile:"Yes, Han Zai Doxi is someone who doesn't appear in variety shows very often."

Xu Zhangxun next to him also nodded and said:"After all, he is a Hollywood star. He probably can't spare the time to make movies all year round. Zhong Guo's mother has never met Han Jae Doxi, right?""

When she heard the question asked to herself, Zhong Guo's mother also nodded and smiled:"Why, didn't Zai Daoxi help Zhong Guo manage our finances and then doubled it several times, so I wanted to invite him to dinner, but Zhong Guo didn't. He also said that Zaidao didn’t have time."

"Sometimes Zai Daoxi would fly back to shoot RM today, and then fly back to the United States tomorrow. Even Zhong Guo said that Zai Dao would not quit RM like this, which was really loyal."

Compared with the program room's sudden concern for Zaidao, during the real-life shooting, Zaidao and the others also came to the supermarket.

As soon as they entered the door, Brother Tiger fell in love with a gray quilt. The reason why he fell in love with it was very simple, because there was no Black, just buy gray as black for comfort~

This reason made Zaidao very speechless, and after walking a few steps, they saw the soft cushions of the bed.

"how much is this? Brother Tiger took the initiative to ask. He probably liked this gray cushion very much.

"This one is a bit expensive, 159,000 yuan."Auntie said it with some embarrassment, because the price is indeed a bit expensive. Even Zaidao thought it was not a good deal to buy a quilt for 900 RMB, even though the bedding at his home cost tens of thousands RMB...

Sure enough, Brother Tiger was silent for a moment after hearing this, and then asked carefully:"Then where is the casual one?"

"Over here~" As she said that, Auntie took the mattress area that Zhong Guo used casually.

The soft mattresses here are basically 50,000 won, which is about 300 RMB.

This kind of affordable price immediately made Brother Tiger's heart flutter. , started to choose, and finally chose a gray quilt.

Watching Brother Tiger shopping, Zaidao, who had been looking at it for a long time, said with a smile:"Brother, I found out how many ways you buy things."

"What? Brother Tiger asked curiously

"Anyway, it’s the products with discounts and lots of gifts that you like to buy the most."Zai Dao patted Fatty Jia, and sure enough, Fatty Jia also laughed.

Brother Tiger, who was exposed, also laughed and said:"Yeah! You have to save money."

"Brother, this is not how we save money. Zaidao said with a smile:"If you continue shopping like this, brother, you will be called stingy tomorrow.""

"Pfft~Really? Brother Hu couldn't help but laugh, and Fatty Jia next to him also explained:"Brother Zhong Guo is like this, he is very generous to his friends and younger brother, but he is very stingy towards himself.""

"Hmm, but I haven't been generous to Zaidao yet. Brother Tiger said with some regret.

"What's wrong, bro?"Pang Jia asked curiously, and Zaidao was also very curious.

Faced with the curiosity of his two younger brothers, Brother Zhong Guo smiled and said,"Zaidao pays the bill secretly every time. I don't think I have ever invited Zaidao to dinner until now."

"Haha~ I also like to invite friends to dinner, so Brother Zhong Guo and Brother Zaishi have never found the opportunity to invite me to dinner."Zai Dao explained with a smile, not wanting the audience to misunderstand that Zhong Guo was stingy.

"Maga~ It’s weird to say the least. I had just ordered the food and sat down to pay. However, when I arrived at the cashier, I was told that someone had already paid. The most amazing thing was that Zai Dao was still sitting in his seat."

Brother Tiger was very curious when talking about Zai Dao's buying skills, but Zai Dao said that this was his secret and he couldn't tell them, otherwise he wouldn't be able to buy future orders.

As they walked around, they We came to the toilet paper area, and sure enough, Brother Tiger bought the cheapest paper with the most gifts.

Seeing Brother Tiger trying to get seven or eight bags, Zaidao immediately stopped him and said,"Brother, just buy one pack. I'll call you at the back." At Brother Haha and Gary's house, they definitely buy tissue paper."

What Zaidao said is not unreasonable. Generally in Han, if a person changes to a new house and a friend comes to visit, as a housewarming gift, the guest will basically give tissue paper.

This is an unquestionable gift, but other friends do not When buying paper towels, he basically buys aromatherapy machines, multiple rows of sockets, simple clothes hangers, and other practical and useful things.

This was the reason why Zai Dao said he wanted to buy Zhong Guo a simple clothes hanger. Knowing Haha, this brother would definitely buy a lot of toilet paper as a housewarming gift.

As expected, when Brother Tiger heard what Zai Dao said, he immediately put down the toilet paper with a smile and said with a smile:"~Maga, Haha come to play. , toilet paper should be delivered"

"Hyung, which member of RM do you think will give gifts?"Pang Jia asked curiously from the side.

After hearing Pang Jia's question, Brother Tiger was silent for a moment and then said:"Haha and Gary, then Zai Dao and Kwang Soo, Brother Seokjin and Brother Jae Suk basically give red envelopes directly."

"What about Jihyo?"Pang Jia asked curiously.

"Ji Hyo ah……"Brother Tiger couldn't hold back his laughter for a moment, and Zaidao next to him smiled and added:"That sister probably didn't know that Brother Zhong Guo was filming a new show. She only found out when RM was filming."

Zaidao was right. , Jihyo is one of those situations where she can find you, but you can't find her at all.

There are only two ways to find Ji Hyo, one is to go directly to her door, the other is to call her brother Cheng Wen or her agent.

There is a time limit for the joy of moving to a new house. It is estimated that by the time Ji Hyo knows about this, the days of moving to a new house will have passed, and there will be no point in sending things at that time.

Sometimes Uncle Nose would forget this kind of thing. For example, last time Zaidao moved, Uncle Nose didn't give a gift, but Jihyo did.

Saying that, Zaidao smiled and said,"Brother, didn't you ask Haha and Guangzhu to come?"

"Haha and Kwang Soo both have things to do. Originally, I was planning to move with Jia Jin on our own, but you didn’t say in the RM group a few days ago that the filming of the movie was over. I was thinking that you had returned to Han Country and you were probably very busy without work, so I called you."

Brother Tiger is very observant. If it were Zai Dao, I guess if he really moves house, the only people who can really be there anytime and anywhere are Kwang Soo and Brother Tiger, as well as Jo In Sung and Song Jong Ki.

Brother Gary is preparing to release a new song recently, haha, he's busy Barbecue restaurant, Kwang-soo is the new drama《LIVE》Start filming.

When Zai Dao was busy, the members were quite idle, but when Zai Dao came back and had some free time, the members became busy instead, which was quite funny.

After visiting the supermarket and buying some things with Brother Zhong Guo to move home, it was getting dark, so after Zaidao said goodbye to them, he drove home by himself, saying that he would come and play with Brother Zhong Guo in two days.

After all, Tiger Brother has just become a naughty boy, and he needs familiar guests to create laughter together. Zaidao and the others are naturally willing to help.

……

After returning home, Zaidao parked the car casually in the yard, then walked to the door to change his shoes, entered the password and entered the home he had been away from for a week.

Looking at the empty home, Zaidao suddenly felt a little lonely for some reason. (It’s worth it)

But when I think about it, compared to Brother Tiger, I still have Jin Shou. If you’re lonely, you can give Jin Shou a call after you take a shower.

Brother Tiger probably can only find Kwang Soo, Ha Ha, or Cha Tae Hyun to relieve his lovesickness tonight.

Thinking about it, Zaidao threw his travel bag on the sofa, turned to the cloakroom, took out a bathrobe, and walked into the bathroom.

The sound of the shower made the whole house lively. Within half an hour, Zai Dao, who was still dusty just now, walked out refreshed.

But as soon as he walked out, the lights in the room suddenly turned off, and there was a candlelight in the corridor in the corner.

"Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~"

When the familiar Jin Shou walked out of the dark corridor carrying a cake, Zaidao almost thought it was haunted.

"Mo? Today is my birthday?"Watching Jin Baozhi singing happy birthday, Zaidao was a little unsure because he never celebrates birthdays.

"Oh~ Oppa, aren't you scared?"Jin Baozhi, who was holding the cake, tilted his head, obviously dissatisfied with Zaidao's reaction.

"Aren’t you in Neon? Why did you suddenly show up at my house?"Looking at Jin Zhushuang, Zai Dao took the cake and turned on the light.

As soon as the lights came on, Zai Dao immediately discovered that Jin Zhushu was actually wearing singing clothes. Apparently, after the neon performance today, his clothes were all wet. I flew back without changing.

"Oppa, blow out the candles."Jin Shiqiu smiled and put the birthday girl's crown on Zai Dao's head. She was not tall enough and she looked a little stupid, but she was also quite cute.

"So I made a wish?"

"Well, make a wish~" Jin Qiu smiled brightly, and those who didn't know thought it was her birthday, not Zai Dao.

According to what Jin Qiu said, Zai Dao closed his eyes and made a wish before blowing out the candles. He said to Jin Shibao:"But how did you know that today is my birthday? I don't even know it myself"

"Ani, I looked at Oppa’s ID card."After saying that, Jin Chuxing actually stretched out his finger to touch a piece of cream, and playfully pointed it at Zai Dao's face.

"You are dead today……"Feeling the cream on his cheeks, Zaidao stretched out his hand to touch it, and then looked at Jin Zhixiu with a smile. _Feilu reminds you: three things about reading - collect, recommend, and share!

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