Korean Entertainment: Predators in RM

On the beach, looking at the thin Great God, the old Brother Shi Zhen, and Haruru who had weakness in his lower limbs~

Zaidao sighed helplessly, while the Great God smiled and said:"What's wrong? I feel like the bag is too heavy Can Taobao not be able to defeat us?"

"Arnie! Zaidao continued to sigh, and then said:"Brother, we will take Quan Lie away. Brother, you can take Dongwan.""

"Mo? Are you asking us?"The great god was stunned for a moment. He really didn't expect Zaidao to have such kindness in the show.

Uncle Nose even stepped forward and showed a politician's fake smile:"Zai Dao, you….."

As he said that, Uncle Nose hammered his chest with his hand and said coolly:"That's really good!"

"vomit!!!"

"what is this!"

"Ouch! I'm really going to vomit!"

When Uncle Nose made such a cool move, Kwang Soo immediately retched, and Ji Hyo even held his head and screamed. Even the peaceful dog brother couldn't help but screamed and complained.

As for Zaidao, the person involved, said in disgust:"Brother, don't be sentimental. I can't bear to let you take away Quan Lie. After all, you are a combination of the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled."

"Mo?"

"Old and weak?"

"Sick and disabled?"

Hearing Zaidao's words, Dashen, Uncle Nose, and Haha said these three sentences respectively, and what followed was a roar like a volcano erupting!

"ah! You boy, how old are you?"The great god stepped forward and jumped to accuse, and Haha also stepped forward and grabbed Zaidao's collar:"Yeah! Han Zaidao!"

"Hey, I'm choking on the road (really), ah! Do you want me to spank you?"Uncle Nose said a familiar mantra, and then threatened to preach, and the program team also added a text later.

【Zaidao, who angered three married men because of one sentence……】

Compared to the angry three married men, the other members laughed and clapped, because the words"old, weak, sick and disabled" really fit this group so well.

Uncle Nose means old, haha means weak. For Brother Shi, he had shoulder and neck pain some time ago and is still wearing ointment now. Isn’t that just a disability?

Looking at the combination of the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled who threatened him, Zaidao said calmly:"Brother, do you want to try to be spanked by your brother who is 22 years younger than you?"

"Forehead……"Seeing Zai Dao rolling up his sleeves, Da Shen, Ha Ha and Brother Shi Zhen were immediately speechless.

【The herbivores who went to provoke predators because of a moment of anger]

The program team’s amazing subtitles are simply a pistachio for the audience. You must know that Jae Do’s dominance in tearing off name tags is even greater than that of Zhong Guo now. outstanding.

Under such circumstances, the three of them actually took the initiative to provoke. They were really carried away by"anger".…..

"ah! Brother, my back hurts today, so I won’t hit you."Uncle Nose pretended to touch his waist, as if his waist really hurt.

"Start the game quickly and tell Zaidao in the game what the king of impromptu games is!"The great god said with some false complacency.

"ah! Brother rookie, stop talking nonsense."Zai Dao, who opened the map cannon, immediately aimed the muzzle at the great god and delivered a decisive kill.

Rookie, this is the new nickname Zai Dao gave to the great god. You know, it's because Zaidao is so As soon as the word"rookie" was mentioned, it immediately became popular in the cold country.

At this time, there are not many popular memes on the Internet , and"rookie" has undoubtedly become the king of Internet buzzwords in the second half of this year.

The number of words being used is increasing day by day, and after"rookie", the buzzwords for the elderly, weak, sick and disabled are probably going to be online, because the master who was made red-faced by the word"rookie" knelt down on the beach and kept talking.

He punched the beach with his fist, then put his hand on his heart, as if he was clenching his heart.

"Hey Yi Gu~ Why did I continue to meet Han Zaidao after meeting Jin Yanguo!"

"Brother, don’t hit the beach. The beach won’t hurt, but you will."Zaidao continued to insert the knife, but Zhong Guo and the others were already laughing like fools.

"ah! Someone hurry up and take this kid away! Pull it (hurry up)!"Hahaha also scratched his head and shouted to the production team, but the PD and VJ were laughing happier than the members. Who will come over?

Just like this, after a few minutes of laughter, Zaidao finally said with great satisfaction He took Quan Lie's hand and left the place, and Da Shen and the others walked to the mission location with PD Dong Wan.

However, Dong Wan was limping a little when walking, so it was relatively awkward. The considerate Guangzhu stepped forward to help him, and then asked kindly:"Are you okay?"

"It's okay, I just sprained my foot, now I'm disabled……"Dong Wan explained in a low voice, and as soon as the great god heard Dong Wan say that he was disabled, he immediately took off his hat and shouted to the sky:

"ah! Why send a disabled Dongwan to us!"

"It's okay, bro, aren't you old, weak, sick or disabled anyway? Dongwan just made up the word disabled."The dog brother suddenly stabbed him and said

"I really, one day will take revenge on this guy Han Zaidao!"With a full sense of humiliation, the great god immediately made his ambition in public.

When Zaidao next to him heard this, he immediately said absently:"Brother, are you going to beat me when I am a hundred years old? But by that time, brother, you should have been reincarnated, right?….."

"ah! Do you think you can live to be a hundred years old?"The great god said very speechlessly.

"Anyway, he lives longer than brother……."Zaidao beeped quietly, which made the master very uncomfortable.

The great god is 72 years old, while Zaidao is 88 years old. There is a gap of 16 years. If Zaidao is 100 years old, the great god will be 116 years old.

Not to mention taking care of things, even eating food probably has to be fed by the great-grandson.

With full of sadness, Da Shen and the others finally went aside to discuss tactics, and so did Zhong Guo, Guang Zhu, and Zai Dao.

"Quan Lie will throw the hula hoop in the first place, and then the second step is to jump on the wooden horse. Brother, can you do it?"When the analysis came to this point, Zaidao took a special look at Brother Gou, who was wearing jeans today.

"Ani, I'm wearing jeans today, so it shouldn't work……"Brother Gou replied shyly

"Then I'll be at the second mission location, and then hyung, how about you skipping rope in the sea, and then carrying Ji Hyo and Nu Na to the white line?"Zai Dao suggested.

However, Zai Dao did not expect that Brother Gou gave him a vague look, and Zai Dao immediately remembered that Brother Gou had a girlfriend.

Moreover, they have recently been downplaying the CP feeling of Monday lovers, so Although Zaidao's assignment was successful, it was a bit embarrassing for them.

It seemed that Brother Gou was about to announce his relationship...

After knowing the meaning of Brother Gou's eyes, Zaidao breathed out and said with a smile:"Then let’s do this, Kwon Yeol will be the fourth member, Ji Hyo and Nuna will be the third member, hyung you will be the first one, and I will be the second one."

"May I? Zaidao finally added and asked

"It's okay with me."After hearing Zai Dao's arrangement, Ji Hyo thought it was nothing. After all, she and Dog Brother were the kind of people who were destined to have no connection.

When she met each other, she didn't call or tell him. She had a boyfriend at the time, and on Monday afterwards When the relationship was at its peak, her ex-boyfriend threatened Gary in private, which made Ji-hyo feel guilty about him.

After finally falling in love with him, he never thought that he had already found a girlfriend and had been in love for a long time. It’s been more than 10 years.

If we can’t be a couple, we can only be a family. Since we are a family, then she should also consider Gary.

"I...should be able to……"Quan Lie, who was sandwiched between the Monday couple, clasped his neck in a panic and whispered his thoughts.

"That's settled then."When he said this, Zaidao also sighed in his heart.

It is estimated that the CP of Monday Couple will disappear from the big stage of RM soon. As an old fan in his previous life, he will not care about this kind of thing. It's a pity, but there is nothing we can do.

We can't get rid of Brother Gou's girlfriend and support Ji Hyo to take over. Let's not talk about how to implement the former action. Ji

Hyo alone is not willing to do such a thing as a mistress.

~~~

As PD Zhao blew the whistle, the game officially started, and the first team to play was the Great God Team.

The configuration of Dashen’s team is actually the first in Haha Station, the second in Dashen Station, the third in Shizhenge Station, and the fourth in Dongwan Station.

"ah! Dongwan, you can’t hold Seokjin hyung!"

Before Zai Dao started to complain, Zhong Guo started to complain, and Guang Zhu also followed up and said:"Dong Wan, don't do it, it will hurt your waist!"

"Stop it, Dongman~" Jihyo also persuaded him heartily, and when the camera turned, Dongman had taken off his wig, rolled up his trousers, and stood alone next to Seokjin hyung.

The sea water submerged Dongman's ankles. , and Dongwan, with the sea as the background wall, looks so weak and helpless…….

"West~jia! (start)!"

Beep~~~

As PD Zhao blew the whistle, the timer in his hand was pressed, and Haha immediately threw the hula hoop at the master.

In fact, throwing the hula hoop is the simplest part. As long as the latter is caught well and the former is not thrown too outrageously, the distance of only five or six meters is nothing.

Haha, after throwing the hula hoop three times, the master put it on. When he saw the master who succeeded in the first step, he also trotted all the way. When he was more than one meter away from the wooden horse, he jumped into the air and supported the wooden horse across the pool with both hands!

In this way, as long as Seok Jin-hyung successfully skips the rope and Dong-wan holds Seok-jin hyung across the white line, the game will be successful.

However, will the game really end that easily?……..

Snapped~

"Ah West! The resistance of the water is too great and I can’t jump at all!"Uncle Nose struggled to jump the rope, but the seawater that was enough to submerge his ankles could be said to have offset the swinging force of the rope.

Jumping the rope three times in this depth of water is basically an unfinishable game.

So when the two-minute timer passed, , the group of great masters were knocked out in the first round without any surprise, but Zaidao and the others, who came on the field in the second round, immediately felt that their configuration was wrong.

"Brother, that’s not possible. If you don’t want to be wise, filial, and angry, then go to the first one. You can go to the third one."Seeing Uncle Nose jumping rope with such difficulty, Zaidao immediately felt that something was wrong. He must drop himself or Brother Gou to the third place.

"OK! I'm OK."Brother Gou nodded and had no problem with Zaidao's configuration.

Beep~~~

When PD Zhao's whistle blew again, the four people immediately stood up according to the original setting. Jihyo picked up the hula hoop and threw it towards Jae Dao. Jae Dao saw the right moment and blocked the hula hoop that was about to fly away with his hand. Hula hoop, successfully caught the hula hoop.

After catching the hula hoop, Zaidao jumped over the one-meter-three-meter-high wooden horse without even accelerating. When Brother Gou saw Zaidao's success, he immediately jumped up the rope.

I have to say that Brother Gou’s physical fitness is really the strongest in RM except for Zhong Guo and Zai Dao. Although he faced the same ebb and flow of resistance as Uncle Nose, Brother Gou still completed three jump rope jumps in a row.

"OK! Quan Lie, it’s up to you!"Seeing Brother Gou finish it easily, Zaidao immediately counted on Quan Lie. At this time, the task time was still sufficient, a full minute.

Even though Quan Lie was fat, he still carried a camera weighing more than ten kilograms every day. The person who ran around with the members.

Maybe he didn’t have the endurance, but he definitely had enough strength, so he easily ran across the white line with Brother Dog in his arms!~~~

"Han Zaido’s team, 1 minute and 23 seconds!"

"yeah!!!"When they heard that the mission was completed, the four people immediately hugged and celebrated, and Jae Do was even more excited:"Kwon Yeol, I'll treat you to Korean beef before filming next week!"

"real?"Hearing Zaidao's generous words, Quan Lie, a foodie, immediately laughed happily. Compared to their happiness, the masters and others looked at Uncle Nose one after another.

"Yeah~ Why can’t I even jump rope well?"The great god stood up and accused

‘Hey…..I'm fifty years old, Jae Suk~' Uncle Nose's aggrieved look immediately made everyone laugh. At this time, Zhong Guo and the others next to him also renegotiated their tactics. beep~~~

When the PD whistle continued to sound, Hyo-joo, who was in first place, immediately threw the hula hoop to Kwang-soo, who was in second place.

With the advantage of his long body, Guangzhu passed this level easily, and he also easily passed the Trojan horse below.

Seeing Guangshu pass, Ershuo jumped up the rope immediately. Although he failed twice, he still mastered the technique on the third time and passed three times in a row.

"ah!"Seeing Jong Suk pass, Zhong Guo immediately picked up Jong Suk and sent Jong Suk to the white line, with a time of 1 minute and 37 seconds, temporarily ranking second.

Seeing the two teams of Zhong Guo and Zai Dao passing one after another, the masters and their The pressure has undoubtedly become greater, so it can be said that I used all my strength to complete this task. Unfortunately ,

I only got 1 minute and 54 seconds, so I only got 1 RM ball.

Team Dao has 6 RM balls, Team Zhong Guo has 5 RM balls, and Team Dashen has 4 RM balls, and there is only the last link of the game left.

"Yo Rob, now that the mission is completed, let’s follow the production team to the next mission location."

"Inside~"

Listening to PD's words, the members left the beach talking and laughing, thinking about walking in the fields of the B&B village.

With a happy mood, everyone passed through a green world, and then……

‘ah! what is this! 'Looking at the quagmire that they had not seen for a long time, everyone immediately started shouting.

What everyone saw before their eyes was a quagmire more than 40 meters long and wide. Looking at the quagmire in the hot summer, a bitter feeling immediately surged into everyone's heart.

"Okay, the last part is the quagmire battle. After a while, the members have to tie bungee ropes behind them according to the team, and run in the quagmire in their own direction. The team that successfully pulls down the three RM flags in their own direction will get 3 RM ball."

As soon as PD Zhao finished speaking, the master and the others said aggrievedly:"Ah! Why is it all about barbarians today? Do you know how much older our team is than theirs!"

The great master, Uncle Nose and Haha stood up and pointed at the PD, and the program team also eagerly wrote a caption below.

【The old, weak, sick and disabled over 150 years old]

At a later stage, I saw that the fifty-year-old Uncle Nose, the forty-four-year-old master, Dongwan and Haha who are also in their thirties, this combination is not over one hundred and fifty years old. combination?

After a period of ineffective protest, the four of them were finally put on bungee ropes and competed with the two barbarian teams of Zai Dao and Zhong Guo.

1, 2, 3, beep~~~

"ah!!!"

As the whistle sounded again, the three teams also began to charge towards the RM flag in front of them. In the process, the masters and others were undoubtedly pulled down in the mire by the strength of the barbarians coming from behind, and were covered with yellow. Yellow Mire Mask

"ah!"On the battlefield, there is no doubt that it is a competition between Zaidao and Zhong Guo. At this time, the heavy weight Quan Lie plays a vital role.

I saw that Zai Dao and the others can move forward, but Zhong Guo and the others But it didn't work, and the great gods and the others were even worse. They were dragged directly by their brothers and fell into the mire, and then they were dragged away

"ah! Give it to Mo (what is this)!"The humiliation of being dragged made the four of them give up their so-called desire to win, and struggled to get up, ready to influence other teams.

Here, Dashen and Haha directly hugged Guangshu and Zhong Guo's legs, and Nose Uncle and Dongwan actually chose Zaidao as the target of attack

"Go away!!!"Finding that Uncle Nose was hugging him, Zaidao directly picked up Uncle Nose and threw him into the quagmire one meter away. Dongwan, who had not yet reacted, also rushed to meet Uncle Nose.

Here Zaidao solved the problem Uncle Nose, Dongwan, and Zhong Guo also picked up the great god and threw them aside, while Kwang Soo was still being attacked by Haruru on his lower body with his fists.

"ah! This brother is crazy!"Kwang Soo, who was implicated by Ha Ha, fell into the mire, and the great god also rushed over at this time and controlled Kwang Soo.

Next to him, Uncle Nose and Dong Wan also dragged Quan Lie, but Quan Lie was not that violent. , they had no choice but to be dragged down by them. This scene looked very much like four hyenas attacking a pride of lions.....

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