Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

The original plan to travel through the rain forest should be the second phase. The first phase was recorded on an isolated island. In order to get a good start, the team configuration was much higher, and there were a lot of guests. After returning from the rainforest, the stage saw the video they shot, and the idea of ​​rescheduling the first two episodes came to mind. For this reason, they also contacted the relevant personnel to persuade them to agree to the order change.

Agree is for sure, stars are never stupid enough to confront TV stations, especially when it comes to industry giants like Pineapple TV. However, there are always people who are unconvinced. They will make such a change temporarily. It means that the second episode is far more exciting than them. With that tattered lineup, what must be done to make the stage decide to make such an adjustment?

Because they were holding their breath, these people were looking forward to the broadcast of the show a few days in advance, and turned on the computer on time on the day of the broadcast.

Not only the ordinary viewers who stumbled upon this show, but also the circle of friends of idol stars are also frantically calling for Yu Xia. Especially the five male guests in the same group as Yu Xia have sold Amway privately to friends several times after returning from Y City. They said that they recently recorded a variety show that will definitely explode after the broadcast, and one of them is destined to become popular all over the world. 's lady. You read that right, it's the whole world, not the whole country. Brother Shu has boasted more than once, saying that if there is a show for Sister Xia, then the Discovery Channel will be cold. No matter how professional you are, you can see this kind of big food. The guy has to kneel down and talk.

The people in the circle heard the wind early, and many people rushed to the first batch to watch the live broadcast, and even some people who were putting on makeup for the filming work watched it on their mobile phones, and after reading it, they cried out on Weibo.

[Watching the first episode of a certain variety show on a certain channel, I was bent by this young lady, and I was completely bent. 】

[I knew early on that Pineapple Station planned such a variety show, and I wanted to experience it, because I can only sell cute and eat it, I couldn't bear to make the game more difficult for other guests, and finally gave up the idea, and now I regret it... 】

[Hello everyone, your goddess has been killed by Miss Yu Xia Su, Miss Sister's aura is 3.8 meters, her boyfriend's strength is explosive, and she wants to marry. 】

It was a group of female stars who stuck their heads out first. The style of painting here is normal, but it would be wrong to look back. The big brothers in the circle also abandoned their restraint, incarnated as a sailor and sold Amway for Pineapple Station. How many episodes are left? Ask the director if I want to let you go! ! !

Seeing with his own eyes that Yu Xia became popular overnight from obscurity, Director Chen, who was Bole, laughed like a fool. Shu Xiaodi also posted a Weibo saying: [Introduction to you, this is my sister @Yu Xia_summer], in conjunction with this Weibo, he also posted a photo, which was taken in the rainforest during the recording of the show , the Heavenly Tree Snake wrapped around Yu Xia's arm, Younger Shu bravely leaned over to look at this little green snake that was easily invisible. In the photo, Yu Xia's profile is very beautiful, and Shu Xiaodi's cowardly look has also touched the hearts of fans.

Regardless of being a child star, younger brother Shu also has girlfriend fans because of his excellent appearance. These girlfriend fans are crazy about Aite Yuxia. They introduced themselves and said that my sister is good and I am Shu Shu's wife. Thank you sister for taking care of our Ershu.

Fans are still teasing that stupid children have good intuition, and they hugged the thick legs of the young lady from the beginning, and they are really enjoying themselves.

This fan never imagined that she could still be turned over by other stars, and someone forwarded her, reminding: [How to speak? My wife has long legs and a small waist. Are your thick legs like this? 】

After this one went out, other male stars jumped out.

【Nonsence! Do you want shame? who is your wife? 】

[Hello everyone, let me introduce to you, this is my dream lover@Yu Xia_summer]

[Then don't dream about it in the future, don't think about my wife. 】

[After eating your Amway to make up the first issue, call crazy for our common wife! 】

[Look here, if you have a car, a house, and savings, you can eat, drink, and be cute, @Yu Xia_summer think about me...]

[After an appointment for a barbecue, I came back to Weibo and it was fried, who is this? What program? Throw a link for me to see too. 】

This brother is still in a daze, and some well-meaning people persuade him not to watch it, don't watch it, after reading it, it will be the same as the previous neuropathy. The previous ones are pretty good. Just now, there was a **** designer who shouted for a long time and said that he was about to break up the young lady and suddenly believed in love again. How to fall in love with the same gender? ? ?

Someone secretly said something sarcastic. Don't persuade him. The more you persuade him, the more curious he becomes. The curiosity is basically in the late stage of terminal illness, and there is no help.

In front of him, he was desperately trying to keep him from looking at it and was very sad: [You think I'm doing it for his own good, I just want to solve a rival in love in advance. 】

This night, the relationship between the cooks and the brainless fans was being tested. In order to make the cooks popular to watch the show, I almost forgot what the cooks looked like, and my mind was full of young ladies. The lady who appeases the baby bison, the lady who distributes fruit to teammates, the lady who interacts with the Paradise Tree Snake, the lady who comes back with the baby crocodile... She is so slender but bursts with an aura of several meters high, just looking at it With a sense of security, Weibo and forums are all buzzing, saying that Mommy is in love.

There are screenshots that are not too serious to watch the fun Someone else's.

Traffic: ...

The brother who was so frightened by the baby crocodile that his legs were weak, sat on the ground and called his mother aggrieved Baba said: [I promised to love me for a lifetime, but the grass grew green on my head, and ran away with my sister in front of me! Angry as a pufferfish! 】

The plastic fan group came as soon as they said it. They laughed tens of thousands of times under this Weibo, and threw out a freshly baked emoticon package saying how to love you? I can't afford to love, I can't afford to love, the character is collapsed!

I just bought this magazine yesterday, and the cover is so concave! I almost gave me a soft leg, but today it's just... Forget it, baby, I still love you, like a mother loves her son, and now my husband is Yu Xia.

This night, all kinds of emoji packages were launched.

That night, Yu Xia successfully entered the hot search list, and she occupied the fourth, fifth, and sixth places on the hot search list.

#After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become refined#

#Introduce this is my wife#

#yuxia marry me#

Pineapple Terrace Rainforest Survival was squeezed to the back, and then there was the disbandment of the plastic fan group. Everyone on the forum died of laughter, saying that it was the first time they saw steamed and brainless fans torn like this, steamed and said hello everyone, this is my wife Yu Xia, and brainless fans said that this is my freshly-baked husband Yu Xia... and then They hung up on each other, saying that I treated you as a family member and your mother even wanted to green me! Miss must be mine!

I've seen people who lost fans crazy because of public love, but I've never seen cooking and brain-dead fans fighting to grab people. Half a day ago, the Internet was calm, and the hot spot was a female star announcing her marriage. How long has it been since then? Yu Xia swept the entire internet and became popular overnight.

Those who haven't watched the show are stunned, how come they can't keep up with the times in a long time, people keep searching for Yu Xia's name, and some people ask questions on Weibo forums and in the Koukou group, who is this woman? I didn't see it yesterday, why did it suddenly become so red? What is her work? How many sailors did you buy?

These ignorant friends were fooled to watch the show on Pineapple Channel.

Don't ask too many questions, you'll know when you see it.

In less than an hour before and after, another screaming chicken was born, the broadcast volume of the show has exploded, and the barrage has also exploded. The people who questioned Yu Xia's money and went to the back door on the show have long since disappeared. The barrage is calling the same name, and the people who follow this name are either marry me or marry me or date me...

I was convinced by the deserted island survival in the second phase, but I didn't expect that it was really crushed by strength.

The brother who was originally drawn to the team of Miss Sister and was exchanged to the next door also became popular. His Weibo was full of discussions about IQ, otherwise it would be fancy and distressed.

[In the past, I always saw the media criticize this guy for being unprofessional, saying that he was playing a big name as soon as he became popular. Through the program of Pineapple Channel, he successfully cleaned himself up. When he encountered such a tragedy, he even stubbornly finished the program and had a bad temper. How good is it? In other words, my mind has already collapsed. 】

[I guess his mentality has indeed collapsed. After the collapse, he comforted himself and said, it doesn't matter, the next door is even worse, I'm lucky to have changed it! 】

The traffic Xiaosheng who secretly rubbed the screen to read the messages had a pain in his chest.

Yep, that's how he persisted.

Fortunately, I didn't know the details at the time, otherwise the show would definitely not be able to go on.

Not to mention the ordinary viewers whose three views were suddenly impacted, even the guests who had known Yu Xia for a while, they all doubted their life after reading it.

A brother was wronged Baba said that the new home had just been renovated, and he had bought a leather sofa worth tens of thousands of dollars.

Sofa: I'm sorry I don't deserve to be called a leather seat cushion, I'm ashamed of the leather seat cushion!

Jiang Nan also said with emotion that he understood why Yu Xia had accepted the pet shop at this juncture. Once this variety show was broadcast, the Pet Paradise was definitely crowded, and many people would come here.

Understanding is understanding, what can cats and dogs do? Watching the puppy who was clamoring and clamoring to keep watching, he always felt that his life was difficult.

[I'll talk about it later. I'm going to reserve a seat at the cafe diagonally across from Pet Paradise. I'll go there early tomorrow to watch the idiots who come here to block the garden road. 】

[Visually, I can hear the news of the heavy traffic jam on Huayuan Road on the car radio tomorrow. 】

[I see a lot of people on Weibo have made appointments, saying that they should re-read the video while it's still early, then wash up and sleep, get up early tomorrow for styling, and see my wife! 】

Seeing this, the mood of the group of friends felt a lot better, and they heard Xiang Chao say that he had persuaded him to advise everyone not to come, and no one would be seen when he came.

Before waiting for the brothers to scold him, he said that it was a pity that no one believed him, and everyone replied: "Believe in you to be a ghost, bah!" Shameless rival!

[I also said that no one can stop me from sending money to my wife. I heard that my wife's pet store has a body massage service for dogs. I want to become a dog and accept my wife's care TAT]

The cute expression at the end made the group friends almost vomit.

Xiang Chao shrugged, reaffirming that this was not what he said, but a paraphrase of someone else's words. He also said that only these fools who are about to return in disappointment can comfort him. He plans to go to the theater early tomorrow and buy a new game book by the way.

The group of regular customers was lively, and the group of Yu Xia's classmates was even more lively. First, a few minutes after the live broadcast started, someone threw a screenshot for everyone online to take a look. Is this Yu Xia?

Yu Xia has grown up beautifully from a young age. When she was in college, she was basically the same as now, but her clothes and temperament have changed a bit. This screenshot was immediately certified as soon as it was thrown out, and several people replied yes.

It's Yu Xia, what is this? What show is she on?

【A blind date? Or that kind of emotional interview that sells miserably? I remember that Yu Xia's father was paralyzed in an accident? 】

Seeing that the more they talk, the more outrageous they are, the brother who threw the screenshot is going to throw a link for these students to see for themselves. There was someone who moved faster than him, and sent several mocking expressions in a row, saying that I was really sorry, you all guessed wrong, Yu Xia's father was indeed injured, that was more than a year ago, and they had come over earlier. Better than you now.

【What program? Say a name and I'll look it up. 】

[Search the official website of Pineapple Station by yourself, the rainforest one. 】

As long as it is online, I watch it regardless of whether it is bubbling or not, and I am stunned after reading it. They were crazy about Aite Yuxia in the group, and they didn't circle people, but she rarely bubbled up, so it's not surprising that these classmates turned to Aite Tangyuan. Slow down and call my sister.

She was so excited on the other end of the phone, saying that sisters, you are going to be popular! It's really going to be red! Four years of classmates and roommates, do not forget the wealth and honor! ! !

Instead, Yu Xia calmed down. She put down the warm boiled water in her hand and asked, "Have you seen that show? Didn't you say that there was no publicity?"

"Pineapple Channel didn't get much publicity, it couldn't hold back the amount of tap water, and the whole internet was blown up. The audience basically rushed to you, you really made a fan, especially a fan." Tang Yuan asked in surprise, "No way." You are too calm, you didn't pay attention to the show tonight?"

"I was on the phone just now, and I hung up and received your call again. I think word-of-mouth isn't fermenting so fast. I'm going to check it out tomorrow."

She is the only one who is so stable. Tang Yuan wants to say, do you know how many celebrities can't buy this popularity? No matter how awesome the navy is, it can’t compare to the audience’s tap water. It spreads from ten to ten, and the crazy Amway in the Weibo forum’s circle of friends directly made the show popular. Even those ecological environment and animal protection organizations are gaining popularity. , took the opportunity to appeal that caring for animals starts with me...

Not to mention ordinary audiences, how many stars are lining up to call for her, and someone else is going to make sure that she is inflated. I didn't expect her to be so calm.

"You said two days ago that you would close the pet shop. What monkey sanctuary would you go to?"

"It's the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey reserve."

Tang Yuan scooped a spoonful of yogurt and said vaguely: "Isn't that the monkey sanctuary? I thought it was okay, the ecological environment in that kind of place is generally good, and the salary is not bad, but now you are so popular, Don't you take the opportunity to enter the entertainment industry?"

"I can only go to this variety show. I can't sing, dance or film. What are you messing with?" Yu Xia sat cross-legged on the sofa, looking at the glass of water not far in front of her and said, "I think I should study and It is very good to protect the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey. It is rare that the reserve is willing to absorb me, and it also provides me with a chance to learn. I also want to often shoot some interactive videos with baby monkeys and put them on Weibo, so that everyone can know more about them. Some. They are national treasures like giant pandas, so cute."

There was no movement on the other end of the phone for a long time, and Yu Xia called her twice before hearing Tang Yuan hug her head and moan: "Sister, do you know how red you are now?"

"I don't know exactly, but I can think of it. When Director Chen notified me of the broadcast time, he also said that he should prepare me to become popular overnight..."

Tang Yuan understood what it means to be jealous that made me unrecognizable.

It was the first time that she was so hot that she didn't plan to enter the entertainment industry. This person was still her closest sister. Tang Yuan thought about Yu Xia's usual behavior. What a pity, what a good momentum what a good opportunity.

She murmured that Yu Xia was overjoyed when she heard it in her ears.

Yu Xia took a sip of warm water to moisten his throat, and smiled: "It's not a waste of popularity, you all said that my Weibo followers have increased dramatically, and updating the short video of the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey can also attract more attention, and maybe it will attract more people. Participating in wildlife protection is much better than singing, dancing and acting awkwardly on the show. If we come from foreign languages, how can we do those things?

This remark touched Tang Yuan a lot.

Some people in the world are racking their brains to become popular, and some people are out of the circle for inexplicable reasons. Popularity in this era is equal to money. When you become famous, you will naturally have a lot of money. After you become popular overnight, you can't stand too much. Expansion is not a good thing.

Tang Yuan remembered those cases in the newspapers where the whole life was completely turned upside down because of the popularity. Although it still felt a little pity, but it was good. As long as life can go on, it is good to do what you want to do: "It's really a pity that you can't make good use of your abilities. I remember that when I was studying, the wild cats near the school liked you the most. At that time, I said that you will definitely be a good wife and mother in the future. ."

That being said, at the time, I really didn't see that she liked animals so widely, not only cats and dogs, but even cold-blooded snakes and crocodiles.

"The group of classmates is circling you, it's like they've beaten chicken blood."

Yu Xia said that she had seen it, and it was embarrassing to go out now. It was not good to be too modest, and to say a few more words would make you feel bloated. Thinking about her, she seldom appeared, and she passed by pretending not to see it.

"Then I'll go back to them later and say that you've been busy these days."

Tang Yuan remembered that Lian Chang had said that she had met Yu Xia at the Y City Airport, and she had asked people about it when she turned back. Now she should be satisfied, and she could see the news of her former love rival without inquiring on the Internet. And she should be very relieved, Yu Xia will never be able to rob Qiu Xunjie with her, there are so many fans on the Internet, there are a lot of goddesses and goddesses for her, not to mention that Yu Xia already has a new boyfriend, even if he still In the empty window period, who is not good for her, why should she eat back grass?

What happened to Yu Xia in the past two years made Tang Yuan understand a lot.

The first is that no one's life can be smooth sailing, and God will always want to test you.

The second is that there is no way out of the sky, and if you hold on, you can always survive.

The third is that the winner is the one who has the last laugh. The half-time champion is nothing to brag about.

There was an accident at Yu Xia's family before, and there were very few people who asked her if she needed help, and more people united with the rich Qiu Xunjie. Seeing that Qiu Xunjie had found a new girlfriend, he also echoed him saying that Lian Meng, who likes to dress up so much, is worthy of the big boss Qiu, and his face is bright when he takes it out. Yu Xia's foundation is good, but she is too inattentive and doesn't know much about romance. This kind of woman marrying and going home will live her life carefully. Now that she has made a fortune, she still needs to be careful.

Tang Yuan heard these words a lot, and every time he heard it, he was very angry, but he didn't dare to say it to Yu Xia.

She felt that the surname Qiu was not a thing. She broke up and broke up, and she helped the current one to step on the face of the ex? Did your ex mess with you? Where can I be sorry for you?

Now it seems that the feng shui turns, he has been proud for more than a year, and it is the turn of others to be proud. Tang Yuan Thief wanted to see with his own eyes how jealous Lian Chang was so he wanted to explode on the spot, and even more wanted to know how Qiu Xunjie felt in his heart.

The ex-girlfriend you disliked is now the little fairy in the hearts of netizens.

The gods and goddesses in the entertainment industry all say that the young lady has an explosive sense of security, and she wishes to marry her through a Weibo lottery.

I wonder if Qiu Xunjie will vomit blood.

Qiu Xunjie didn't vomit blood. He woke up after a good night's sleep and found that Kou Kou had exploded. Many people he knew had sent him a message, and the content was similar. Why don't he throw a screenshot and ask Brother Qiu, is this your ex-girlfriend? Why don't you ask if your ex's name is Yu Xia? ? ? Is this Yu Xia? ? ?

Qiu Xunjie wasn't fully awake yet, he sat on the bed, reached out and patted his head, then picked up the two and asked what it was.

[Brother, I advise you to hide, so I can only help you here. If you spread those things out, I'm afraid you won't survive today, and you will be beaten to death. 】

[Yu Xia is red, especially red, as red as Mammy Rong and Erkang, Brother Qiu, please take care. 】

There were even more upright ones, who directly took screenshots of the big wave to Qiu Xunjie, all of which were well-known big star Weibo, and Yu Xia's name was everywhere at a glance.

They are all talking about wanting to record a show with the young lady, wanting to ride a bison, riding a crocodile, wanting to play with a snake, and the plastic fans under this Weibo walk away, your male gods forget their fans when they see it, and go chasing stars .

Qiu Xunjie was even more dizzy after reading it.

[The grass mud horse directly said, what kind of riddle? 】

【What did Yu Xia do? Has she signed a brokerage company and entered the entertainment industry? Just her? 】

Being a brother with Qiu Xunjie is also very tiring. The buddies have to explain to him from the beginning, saying that your ex-girlfriend did not sign a brokerage company, but the brokerage company lined up to sign her, and she is awesome now.

[You said that Yu Xia still likes our brother Qiu? 】

【No way! Otherwise, why didn't she have a new love for more than a year or two after breaking up? 】

[Having enough fun with Lian Meng, it's time to get your ex-girlfriend back! 】

【Brother Qiu, come on! 】

After getting a general understanding of the situation, Qiu Xunjie also sighed, this Yu Xia really has a fortune, the previous 30 million and the current one who became popular overnight, what kind of **** luck? Why did she bump into it all?

To be honest, Qiu Xunjie didn't want to contact Yu Xia, and even if no one knew about something like that, he would always feel guilty. Therefore, even if his friends and friends were inciting him, he secretly went to watch the Weibo under the hot search entries, and finally did not make up his mind to contact Yu Xia until he found out that there was a problem with the bank deposit.