Lao Tzu is the Devil

Ignoring Xiang Wanqing's dumbfoundedness, Chen Mo hummed a little song and returned to the dormitory.

Opening the door of the dormitory, it was dark, but Chen Mo, who had a keen sense of smell, already smelled a familiar smell, and Shangguan Chaoyue must have returned.

After closing the door and turning on the light, Chen Mo was stunned! !

It turned out that Shangguan Chaoyue hung a long black cloth in the middle of the room, completely separated Chen Mo's bed from hers, and covered it tightly, and he could no longer see the picture of Shangguan Chaoyue changing clothes.

I have to admit that what I look forward to most when I go back to the dormitory every day is to see the beautiful scene of Shangguan Chaoyue changing clothes. cough cough! !

Shangguan Chaoyue! What are you doing? Chen Mo asked in confusion to Shangguan Chaoyue who was changing clothes behind the black cloth.

Shangguan Chaoyue's cold voice came from inside: My body will not be seen by a sinister and despicable villain like you! Don't even think about seeing it in the future!!

Hey! Classmate! Why don't you speak a little bit of reason? I'm not insidious, cunning or despicable! Besides, who, who wants to see your body, why don't you just stand naked in front of me every day!

You are insidious! You are cunning! You are despicable! We have been in the dormitory for more than a month. You deliberately pretended to be weak and concealed your strength, which made me lose face in the promotion competition. In the copy of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, you took away my first , I hate you! You are the stumbling block on my road to success! From today on, you are the goal I surpass, and I will definitely defeat you!

Shangguan Chaoyue was very abnormal tonight, his voice shifted from neutral to female.

Chen Mo suppressed his smile: Didn't you say that you are a man? Can men not be so sissy when they talk!! Besides, I don't pretend to be weak. I just don't have the opportunity to show my strength.

I, I, I don't care! Anyway, from now on, I will never let you see my body again! Shangguan Chaoyue didn't even realize that since she was defeated by Chen Mo, her voice and behavior had changed. It's getting more and more feminine.

If you don't look at it, don't look at it! Chen Mo took off his clothes, entered the bathroom, and began to take a shower.

In the middle of taking a bath, I found that there was no soap in the bathroom. Let me go. This Shangguan Chaoyue is so stingy. He even put away the soap, and there are usually clothes racks with Shangguan Chaoyue’s underwear. Today, there are no more .

No wonder it felt like something was missing in the bathroom, it turned out that it was missing Shangguan Chaoyue's special body fragrance.

Hey! Transcendent! Why don't you be so heartless, we've been sleeping under the same roof for more than a month, please lend me your soap!

Shangguan Chaoyue blushed and said shamelessly: You don't know how to buy it yourself, you are ashamed, you are not ashamed, a big man uses my soap, you beat me because you smelled the fragrance on my body, I will never again Let you smell me!!

So, Chen Mo suddenly realized that this Shangguan Chaoyue really thought that he used her soap every day and smelled her, so he found her hidden location and defeated her.

Okay! Miss Shangguan, from now on, I will never use your soap again!

Shangguan Chaoyue blushed up to his ears, Don't talk nonsense, I am not a girl!

It's okay if you want me to stop talking nonsense, but can you tear off the black cloth, like going to a funeral, how unlucky! Chen Mo came out after taking a shower.

Shangguan Chaoyue was confused: Okay, then you promise me that you must not tell my secret, otherwise, I, I will fight you hard!

Don't worry, handsome Shangguan, I'm not such a despicable person.

As soon as Chen Mo finished speaking, wow——

The black cloth was torn off, revealing Shangguan Chaoyue's snow-white body. Although his chest had been wrapped in white cloth, he could still feel the turbulent budding inside.

Especially Shangguan Chaoyue's flushed, aggrieved and shy appearance made Chen Mo realize for the first time that it was a girl.

Not that arrogant man.

Don't look! Shangguan Chaoyue was getting more and more sissy, he rolled onto the bed and covered his body.

Chen Mo couldn't help laughing: Pretentious! It's not that I haven't seen it before. I said Shangguan Chaoyue, you are really getting more and more motherly. This is not good!

Shangguan Chaoyue was so ashamed that he didn't dare to show his head: I want you to take care of it! Sleep!

Shaking my head, women are really complicated, especially women who disguise themselves as men.

Chen Mo didn't bother to think about why Shangguan Chaoyue was so abnormal, he rolled over, jumped onto the bed, and fell asleep.

Ding!

Master! I have found the food skill information you want, and I will pass it on to you now!

Suddenly, Chen Mo opened his eyes! Looking left and right, it turned out that it was just a dream, dreaming of the female elf Meimei.

Ding!

Another sound!

A translucent display automatically appeared in front of Chen Mo, displaying skill data.

【Golden Egg Fried Rice】

[C-level food skill]

[Effect: Restore 1000 HP]

[Consumption: one egg, one bowl of rice; CD: 10 seconds; you can only eat one egg fried rice within ten minutes]

[Remarks: Store up to 24 hours, store up to 100 copies, eating will not reduce hunger]

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【Aphrodisiac Scrambled Eggs with Chives】

[B-level food skill]

[Effect: Restore 2000 magic points]

[Consumption: a handful of leeks, an egg; CD: 10 seconds; within ten minutes, you can only eat one scrambled egg with aphrodisiac leeks]

[Remarks: Store up to 24 hours, store up to 100 servings, eating will not reduce hunger]

Fuck! !

It's really a food skill! One increases the life value and the other increases the mana value. Then, in the future, I can prepare a hundred bowls of fried rice with eggs and a hundred servings of scrambled eggs with aphrodisiac leeks, and then I can be a support, adding blood and mana to others!

and many more!

Chen Mo suddenly realized that this is reality, not the ball of evolution. How could the female elf Meimei talk to him? Could it be that she is among the sophons?

Meimei! Meimei! Chen Mo shouted into the air.

On the opposite side, Shangguan Chaoyue slept like a dead pig, but he was not woken up.

Beautiful!!

After calling out repeatedly, Chen Mo was sure that Meimei would not appear, but just now he clearly heard Meimei call him master, strange, too strange! Also, before Meimei said that she was secretly checking information for herself, all signs showed that Meimei was strange.

Chen Mo couldn't fall asleep. He browsed the evolution forum for a while, looking for posts about female elves. There were very few posts, and Chen Mo's phenomenon did not appear. In reality, female elves can still appear.

Chen Mo speculates that Meimei has evolved and her authority has also been upgraded, which can explain why she can secretly check information for herself. She may have sent the message to herself through Sophon, but doing so is against the program design. It was fixed, so Meimei only passed on one sentence.

Oh my god, my head hurts, Chen Mo doesn't want to think about it anymore, I'll ask Meimei about it next time I enter the Ball of Evolution.