League of Legends God-level Summoner
Chapter 26 Big Slut and Little Slut (1)
Lu Chuan: Ari, did you hear what she said?
Ali shook his head violently.
Janna: ...I just shouted a little softly.
You're whispering? You didn't make a sound.
...
Forget it, forget it, the two of you will be mascots, I'll call it out by myself. Seeing that the two chicks are very embarrassed, Lu Chuan can't force them to do anything, this kind of humiliating work is better Let the old men do it.
Take a look and take a look, the items are absolutely good! Good quality and low price, first come, first served! The first 100 buyers can enjoy 8.88% off!
After Lu Chuan insisted on shouting several times, the first guest finally came up to him, picked up a small magic core in front of Lu Chuan and looked around.
How did you sell this thing?
Hehe, buddy, to tell you the truth, this magic core was just brought down from Gangfeng Ridge. It is definitely a genuine level 1 magic core. If you don't believe me, you can feel the energy fluctuations contained in it. Going out in one step, and the business is successful, Lu Chuan is not afraid that no one will buy it later.
Okay, give me ten, I'll go back and try the effect. The customer seemed to be a mercenary, his own strength was at 5-star brass, and there was a faint aura that he was about to break through to 4-star at any time. A breakthrough from the enchanted core.
Ah Li, collect the money. Lu Chuan wrapped the ten magic cores in a small bag. Ah Li stretched out a pair of white and tender hands, caught a small bag thrown by the mercenary, counted it, and then pointed at Lu Chuan. nodded.
As Lu Chuan expected, everyone didn't dare to buy casually at the beginning, just because they saw Lu Chuan's sales method for the first time, and they were afraid of being fraudulent. It was too big of a question, so they all stepped forward to ask questions.
At this time, Janna and Ari finally let go of their pride and reserve, and explained the effects of the magic core for those guests who had doubts.
Just as everyone gathered around Lu Chuan's stall to buy magic cores, suddenly a tender and crisp voice sounded from the side.
Freshly baked big Bender mushrooms are only sold for one silver coin! Are you still unable to find a girlfriend because of poor cooking? Are you still facing restaurant closure because the dishes are not delicious enough? Come and have a look Let’s go! This mushroom has been collected by hand, without any additives, and the essence inside is simply outrageous! Buy it and earn it! Don’t hesitate! Don’t linger! Take it home!”
Lu Chuan felt that this line was a bit familiar. After thinking about it for a while, he realized that it was not his own line just now?
He looked up through the crowd, and found a few meters next to him, a little guy in a green hat, who also set up a stall like himself, with all kinds of colorful mushrooms on it, shouting loudly , because no one cared about it, he even dragged a few customers over from his side, and introduced the characteristics of his mushrooms hard.
Jana, Ari, look this way, I'm going to go to the bathroom. After giving instructions, Lu Chuan got up from the ground, walked through the crowd, walked up to the little one, squatted down, and slapped him over with a slap green hat.
Hey, kid, why is this? It's clear to grab business? Lu Chuan thought to himself, this is someone's brat, who has books and can't read well, so he comes here to grab business, and he learns and sells quickly.
We're not stealing your business, we're selling mushrooms. The little man turned his head and gave Lu Chuan a dissatisfied look, which made Lu Chuan slightly stunned.
That chubby pancake face, with fluffy hair all over his body, and a small bamboo tube stuck in his waist, isn't this fucking Teemo?
If you have nothing to do, you can leave. Don't block our business. Timo picked up the green hat from the ground, patted the soil on it with his small paws, and just put it on, he slapped Lu Chuan again overturned.
You don't learn well at such a young age, you know how to wear a green hat, who sewed it for you?
Cannon girl.
Who is the gun girl?
I'll tell you if you buy a mushroom. Timo said, rolling his eyeballs in the slits of his small eyes that were barely open.
Yeah, the kid is still good at bargaining. I just want to tell you that if you really can't do it, go to the opposite side and set up a stall. Let's pay attention to a friendly competition, right?
But...but... Timo said, his voice suddenly softened, as if he was about to cry, but the gun girl said... don't go back to see her if you don't earn a gold coin today, woo woo Woo...
Uh... Seeing Timo crying so pitifully, Lu Chuan couldn't bear it. Coupled with his naturally cute face, Lu Chuan actually felt a deep sense of guilt.
Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll give you a gold coin, you go home and explain to your motherfucker.
What about tomorrow?
What tomorrow?
Where are the gold coins for tomorrow? Timo looked up at Lu Chuan eagerly, and stretched out his little furry paws towards Lu Chuan.
Wait a minute, I owe you money as co-author, don't I?
But even if you escape today, if you don't earn a gold coin tomorrow, you will still be disgusted by the gun girl.
so?
Why don't you buy all the mushrooms from our place, hehehe... Timo's eyes were shining brightly.
Let me tell you, there is no way. Lu Chuan flicked Timo with a brain collapse. He was only half the height of Lu Chuan's calf. Lu Chuan was really amused.
At this moment, several discordant voices sounded suddenly.
Brother! This kid is here!
Damn it, I finally found you. Who dares to steal anything? I think your life is too long, right?
Lu Chuan looked up and found a few guys with fierce faces walking towards him with sticks in their hands, but their eyes were on Timo who was lying on the ground.
Timo also caught a glimpse of the visitor, his heart sank, and he hurriedly hid behind Lu Chuan. Standing behind Lu Chuan, Timo suddenly became angry, pointed at those people and said to Lu Chuan, Brother! It's them! They're going to beat us!
[Thanks to my little friends for the rewards of Fight to Death, Fallen Comedy, and The World Is Never Satisfied
(づ ̄3 ̄)づ】
[Actually, in this book, I didn’t really want to rewrite the character of Teemo, but seeing how much everyone loves Teemo, after careful consideration, I released him. Of course, every book The book has the story of each book. In order to avoid people from substituting this book into ambiguity, there is only a part of the story about Teemo in this book. I hope everyone will understand. 】
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