Lee Sin's Bizarre Adventure

My name is Li Qing. I am twenty-three years old and an ordinary citizen from the Kingdom of Dragon.

Male, I like women, I don't smoke or drink, I have good looks and a good figure, and I have no bad habits.

The only drawback is...

I'm a person who doesn't know what fear is by nature. I always like to pursue excitement and enjoy a difficult life.

oh

Do you want to ask me, what is a difficult life?

Let me give you an example:

When I was in high school, class started at 7 o'clock in the morning, and I would not wake up until 6:50.

Not to be lazy, but to enjoy the youthful passion of racing against time.

After graduating from high school, I was still playing games in an Internet cafe the day before the college entrance examination.

It's not just for fun, it's just to remember less things and experience the extreme romance of challenging the unknown.

After I went to college, I still felt the same way:

“I didn’t pay much attention to the lectures every semester, and I didn’t pick up the book to ‘review’ until two days before the exam.”

Alas alas

Uncle, don't look at me like that.

This is not decadence, but a challenge to the most difficult mode of life.

After graduating from college, I still went my own way, constantly flying against the wind at work, until my wings were broken by an intolerable boss.

Everyone says I seek death, but they don't know:

Only a difficult life is meaningful, and a difficult model is rewarding.

After so many years of experience in a difficult life, I have long relied on my calm attitude, unswerving will, fearless courage, and the millions of yuan given by my father to become the envy of everyone. Winner in life.”

well

I have worked so hard to increase the difficulty, but life is still too easy.

I have no choice but to find excitement in the virtual world.

Take League of Legends as an example. If I don't kill two enemies at the beginning, I won't even bother to play that game.

Just right this time:

A second-rate pick picked Yasuo in seconds, and several teammates were fighting each other during the selection stage. I can play against the wind without giving away kills.

I was quite happy at first, but I never expected—

I had just finished selecting a hero when a mysterious voice suddenly appeared in my mind - it told me:

You'll have to cross over soon.

You are going to the world of JOJO and play a LOL-themed real-life RPG.

Oh My God

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?

The style of this thing is so interesting, I have only watched two episodes on Bilibili!!

Which JOJO is that? Yes, the fifth one, Golden Wind.

If you want me to play a game, can't you just pick a subject that interests me?

It's not that I don't like playing games, I just don't like being forced to do things.

But that thing called 'System' didn't listen at all. Not only did it not allow me to express my opinion, it also directly lifted me out of the earth and threw me into this strange comic book world!

Five minutes ago, I was playing computer games in a residential area of ​​an inland city in Dragon Kingdom.

Five minutes later, I appeared inexplicably in this different world, in a hotel along the street in an unknown location.

This room is so dirty, it stinks like someone just died.

That's the smell. Tsk, tsk, I can't even breathe.

You guys are judging, what do you call this?

You asked me to go to another world to play games, and you didn't choose a cleaner 'birthplace'.

enough!!

Amor was extremely impatient and interrupted the babble of the bald young man in front of him. Then he pointed at the cool and shiny scalp of the other person and shouted:

Bald!

Who are you?

Bald?

Li Qing's face suddenly darkened:

Hun Dan! Who are you calling Baldy!

He touched his slippery and bald head and said with a look of regret:

I turned out to be a handsome young man with beautiful hair, but just now, when I finished choosing a hero.

I'm bald.

but.

Li Qing patted the eight-pack abs that he didn't have a few minutes ago, but suddenly appeared on his body after choosing a hero:

I seem to have become stronger.

Uncle, don't be afraid. I'm not strong enough to be inhuman.

He tried to squeeze his fist and showed off his fresh biceps:

I feel like I can't compare to the captain of the United States. Is he just a special forces king?

Shut up!

Amor's face was gloomy and he couldn't help but lose his temper:

The bald man in front of me is really good at talking nonsense.

I really want to kill someone

Calm down I have to calm down.

The bald man was alone in front of him and his four ferocious younger brothers. Not only did he not feel scared, but he even started talking crazy words to himself.

Obviously, the other party must have something to rely on.

So, what is this reliance?

Amor adjusted his breathing carefully, with a strong vigilance in his eyes:

The bald man seemed to have mastered some teleportation ability and suddenly appeared in this airtight room.

Is that incredible sight an illusion?

No.

He and his four younger brothers all witnessed that scene, it couldn't be an illusion.

Since it is not an illusion, it is

Stand attack!

Amor looked serious, with lingering fears on his face.

He has never eaten pork and has seen pigs run away. He has worked in this super-powered criminal organization for more than ten years, and he has also been lucky enough to see those stand-ins take action.

Ordinary people cannot see the avatar made of spiritual energy, but they can see all kinds of weird and terrifying scenes caused by the avatar's ability.

Therefore, whenever something unexplainable and wonderful happens around him, Amor will subconsciously regard it as a legendary stand-in attack.

Are you a substitute messenger?

Amor asked cautiously.

Substitute messenger?

Li Qing frowned and replied honestly:

No, I am not.

Didn't I say that I am just an ordinary citizen from the Kingdom of Dragons.

impossible!

Facing the other party's without sincerity answer, the hostility in Amor's eyes became more intense:

Not to mention how you just appeared here

How can you, an ordinary citizen of the Kingdom of Dragon, speak such authentic Italian?!

Nani?

Li Qing was suddenly startled:

Brother, are you kidding me?

What am I saying now?

That's right.

Amor frowned and replied seriously:

Pure Italian, with some of our Sicilian accent.

Well

Li Qing said to himself in shock:

I thought foreigners could speak Mandarin, but what kind of 'system' automatically translated it for me?

Wonderful, truly wonderful.

“Unexpectedly, this game even comes with its own Chinese version”

enough!

Seeing Li Qing going into a state of talking nonsense to himself again, Amor finally couldn't stand it anymore:

Bald man, what on earth do you want to say!

this.

Li Qing scratched his head and his expression suddenly became serious:

I have said so much, but actually I just want to tell you -

I'm really just an ordinary citizen. I came here out of nowhere. I really don't have any ill intentions.

So, brother, you guys.

Looking at the black muzzle in front of him, he shrugged helplessly:

Can you please stop pointing a gun at me?