Let Go Of That Primordial Man

The last battle with the Tuji Tribe at Dasheng Pass happened in golden autumn and October, and there was still a long time before winter.

But when Master Niu led tens of thousands of coolies and worked hard until he saw the first snow in winter was about to start to fall, he did not clear up the aftermath of the war.

It's okay to talk about other places, mainly the explosion field in front of the Dasheng pass, and the first line of defense where the fierce battle took place, which took too much time and energy for them.

In contrast to the carelessness of the primitive people, Master Niu knew that the hundreds of thousands of corpses were simply a huge source of plague; many corpses on the explosion site were burnt, but the plague would still be produced, right?

Originally, in the surrounding mountains and forests, there were still an astonishing number of beasts, which would help digest the many piled up corpses.

It's just that these wild beasts are not stupid. The IQ of the ferocious beasts among them, Mr. Niu felt, might be more intelligent than the local bastards under his command.

Under the continuous battle like this, there was another series of violent bombings with huge movements. These beasts had already run away, so how could they come to help dispose of so many corpses.

As a result, the hard-working master Niu had to wear a double mask every day, directing many coolies to collect and bury all kinds of strange-shaped corpses in the stinky environment.

The taste in it is simply not humane.

And for a long time, Mr. Niu no longer has any interest in all kinds of delicious skewers made by the cute girl Sanya...

In general, after solving the huge threat of the native chicken tribe, Master Niu is still in a pretty good mood.

Even though the recent working environment is very bad, the adaptability of human beings is always powerful and terrifying. After half a month, Master Niu was able to ignore the hideous corpses not far away, and savor the oil with gusto. Wang Wang's braised pork.

Of course, this is to not worry about it, and from time to time encounter some things that make this guy feel quite speechless.

At the very beginning, something like this happened.

During the rest time after lunch that day, Mr. Niu was sitting in the shade of a tree with the five scumbags of the Zhang family, and Mang and others to digest food, chatting nonsense about all kinds of gossip.

A middle-aged laborer walked up to Master Niu, and it was a solemn gift for him to come up unexpectedly.

This happy worker said in his mouth: Dear Master Niu, thank you for your care; I just received good news from the tribe's tribe. The wife of the family gave birth to two cubs for me.

They said that the two cubs were very strong, and the cry when they were born was heard by the whole tribe; I believe that when they grow up, they must be two good men, and this must belong to you, Mr. Niu. Caring is what makes me so lucky.”

That's what! Congratulations, actually I didn't do anything. Master Niu replied subconsciously.

Then this guy stretched his hand into his bosom, and under the cover of his military coat, he groped for a pack of instant noodles from the portable space: I didn't bring anything with me, so I took this back to your wife to nourish her body.

After taking over the instant noodles, the worker said goodbye again and turned to leave.

Just looking at the worker's back, Mr. Niu always felt that something was quite wrong; he didn't vaguely understand what was going on until he turned his head and saw Mang and others with playful expressions on their faces.

Regarding this, Master Niu quickly asked: If I told you that I don't know which tribe that guy is from just now, and I have never been to their tribe, would you believe me?

Of course, how could Master Niu do such a crap thing! Mang and the others hurriedly nodded their heads when they heard the words, and responded extremely firmly.

But judging from the insincere expressions of these guys, I don't know where they have been thinking in their hearts.

On the contrary, the Zhang brothers' answer was quite sincere: Sure, only those ugly and cute girls are worthy of Mr. Niu's effort; how could you do such things to this fat woman.

It's just that Mr. Niu doesn't know whether he should be pleased with the trust in this reason...

As time went by, after such inexplicable situations happened more and more; Master Niu asked Mang to investigate in private, and finally he knew the reason of the matter.

The main reason is that the scene of Mr. Niu flickering at the Dasheng Gate is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the power of the so-called big formation is beyond the limit of the imagination of these natives.

Now in the eyes of these primitive people, Master Niu has far surpassed the level of witches, and has reached a new height of being like a god.

Therefore, facing all kinds of slightly bizarre natural phenomena that happened recently, they instinctively attributed all the reasons to the god-man Niu.

Such an idea not only has a considerable market, but these natives believe in it deeply.

For example: the autumn rain that extinguished the mountain fire, they firmly believed that Master Niu must have secretly begged for it behind their backs; didn't they hear that Master Niu begged Nanfeng once half a year ago?

Now asking for an autumn rain to extinguish the fire, thinking about it, it is not such a difficult task for the god-man Niu!

It's so hard to die. Recently, several small volcanoes nearby that have been quiet for many years erupted for a while, making these natives believe that this is the master Niu who was idle and bored, and planned to listen to the movement to relieve boredom. .

Otherwise, why didn't these volcanoes erupt sooner or later, and when Master Niu was around, why did these things happen?

In the following time, Mr. Niu would often encounter such a situation: when he was doing something well, suddenly one or a group of native goods came up and bowed to his old man!

Immediately afterwards, there was an inexplicable expression of thanks.

There is even no other reason at all. These natives just want to beg their mother-in-law to give them another big, fat kid.

It is said that if some native wives come to pay their respects, Mr. Niu can grit his teeth and bear it; but why, those old bachelors who have been around for many years also come to do the same thing, they pray for wool...

Such torment, after dealing with all the finishing work after the war and sending these laborers back to their respective tribes for the winter, Mr. Niu, who began to return to the Blackstone tribe, naively thought that he could finally be cleansed.

But before stepping into the gate of the Heishi Tribe, one of the high-level officials in charge of the breeding industry greeted him with a resentful face: Master Niu, you should quickly accept your supernatural powers! There are several chickens, ducks and geese in the tribe. The sky didn't lay any eggs.

After Master Niu heard the words, the veins on his head sprang up, and he couldn't help but growl: F*ck! Chickens, ducks, geese don't lay eggs, blame me!