Let Go Of That Primordial Man

Master Niu's altar for praying for rain this time was built on the tallest building in Tianque City, the only intact stone hall there.

The top of the stone hall, which was originally two or three stories high, was added with a tall altar.

Against the backdrop of the entire Tianque City, which is currently composed of low wooden houses, it is quite conspicuous and unusually attractive.

In addition, Zhang Gangdan and those vulgar people have been following Master Niu for some time.

The number of times I have built this kind of altar by myself is no longer once or twice. It is quite fancy to arrange the entire altar and its surroundings.

Even, they miraculously did something like this:

On this extremely fancy Dharma altar, as well as the numerous small colorful flags around it, they are arranged in a very orderly manner; it can make people feel mysterious and difficult to understand at a glance.

Therefore, no matter who comes, as long as they enter the city gate, they will be able to see the altar in the first time.

It's just like the only rat droppings in the whole bowl of snow-white rice, it's so outstanding, so eye-catching and attracts attention...

Before twelve o'clock at noon, Tianque City was crowded with people.

The one and a half divisions stationed here, tens of thousands of laborers, and local goods who actually traveled thousands of miles to see the excitement.

In short, these goods are just hanging on their heads, and the scorching sun that can bask them out of oil, happily squeezes the small inner city into a tight place.

Daya, Erya, Sanya, Cai, etc., these women who have the closest relationship with Master Niu, all appeared in the city.

Only Xiaoya, who is also the host, has to be busy every day. There are as many as two channels and several live radio programs. There is really no way to appear here.

I don't know that it was the local guy who found the best position for them out of the desire to flatter them.

So, these women sat on comfortable stools, wore fancy sun hats, and ate creamy melon seeds while talking and laughing. Amidst the splatter of melon seeds, they seemed to be waiting for the opening of the big show.

After the other people saw this, they quickly reflected on it.

Of course, they don't have such high-end leisure food as creamy melon seeds; however, this does not hinder them in the slightest. During such a festive time, they should do something else.

I have accumulated the spicy strips I can’t bear to eat during the day, and now I pair it with the herbal tea that is said to be made from a variety of medicinal materials. Isn’t it a perfect match?

Even if there are no spicy sticks, chewing a bit dry chewing gum, having a small chrysanthemum cigarette, and the most important thing is having enough herbal tea, isn’t it a pleasure!

So, when Master Niu appeared at twelve o'clock sharp, wearing a gorgeous gossip robe.

In the entire inner city, applause erupted immediately; by the way, there was also a large group of people slurping their mouths while drinking herbal tea.

Master Niu had been preparing for a personal show for a long time, and he was completely distracted by these people.

Seeing this, Mr. Niu couldn't care less about himself. He was dressed in a fairy-like outfit, and when he danced, he yelled at everyone familiarly:

It's so serious, I'm asking for rain, and I'm not here to show you a dance.

Immediately, he pointed at Sanya and cursed: Why don't you guys go to heaven! If you don't fight for three days, you're going to go to the house to expose the tiles, right...

Sure enough, amid Master Niu's saliva-splashing cursing, after a round of cursing, the whole world calmed down!

Afterwards, Master Niu suddenly rose from the ground, drawing a beautiful arc in the air, with his sleeves fluttering and his skirt fluttering, he flew onto the altar, looking very chic throughout the process.

The applause all over the sky resounded loudly in the inner city again; this time without those strange noises, it seemed much more sincere.

Master Niu didn't lose his temper this time either, but bowed his hands in salute to his surroundings, his face full of indescribable embarrassment.

*****

The time passed quickly, and it was twelve twenty-eight, which was an auspicious hour.

At this point in time, it is also the beginning of Master Niu's official rain-seeking ceremony; the reason why he chose this time to start is not that Master Niu has such powerful skills as geomantic omen and choosing auspicious days of the zodiac.

Rather, in the modern plane, during the limited number of times Master Niu attended the banquet, everyone else started the banquet at this point.

If such a time is not considered an auspicious time for the zodiac, then what time can it be considered a great auspicious time.

Therefore, Master Niu has memorized 8:08 in the morning and 12:28 in the noon since he was a child, these two best zodiacs are in time.

As for the rain praying this time, the reason why he didn't choose 8:08 in the morning is that Mr. Niu has no choice.

He is most confident that you can get rain this time because of the dark clouds above his head; in the morning, there were no dark clouds, so he could get some shitty rain...

In the recent period, Master Niu has basically grasped the law of the appearance of this dark cloud.

Without any accidents, during the hottest period of noon, this kind of deceptive black cloud will appear on time.

After Mr. Niu boarded the high platform at exactly twelve o'clock, he began to pretend to be doing various preparations.

It has been dawdling until now, at about 12:20, the big dark cloud arrived as expected, more punctual than the No. 2 bus in the modern plane.

And what makes Master Niu feel secretly happy is that today's dark clouds are much thicker than in the past.

In terms of the entire area, it not only covers the sky above his head, but also stretches for a long distance; judging from this posture, the entire outer area of ​​the plain is probably covered by it.

Finally, after everything was ready, Master Niu suddenly moved.

After he waved his wide sleeves, a piece of yellow paper covered with strange patterns flew out of the sleeves, and after flying several meters, it spontaneously ignited in the air.

Then, on top of the large altar, Master Niu swam forward and backward with incomparably unpredictable and graceful footwork.

At this moment, I don't know how many local goods under Mr. Niu's hands, stubbornly withstood Mr. Niu's elegant posture, wishing they could stare out their eyes.

The situation they showed at this time was definitely not intoxicated by Master Niu's heroic appearance.

In fact, another important purpose of their coming to watch Master Niu and pray for rain this time is to learn Master Niu's strange footwork.

Of course, their ultimate goal is definitely not to learn the secret technique of praying for rain.

The main reason is to apply this new dance step to their daily square dance.

In other words, the square dance of Luolei Empire is now a well-deserved national movement. Every square dance master is as exciting as a modern star when he appears on the stage.

And if you want to learn new dance steps, how can you escape the little prince of square dancing, Mr. Niu...

With such a strange purpose of onlookers, I don't know if Mr. Niu will fall headlong on the tall altar after getting angry out of a mouthful of old blood after learning about it.

There is still Zhang Jiageng, but wait for the uncle to drink some beer first