Let you take over the zoo, you drive the animals crazy

Chapter 80 Training of Animals

Time flashed by, and now three days had passed since the mascot voting event ended.

During these three days, Yang Lin has been preparing for the next sports meeting.

In order to save rewards as much as possible and prevent the rewards sponsored by him from falling into the hands of outsiders, he decided to send out all the animals he could this time.

"Great Master, remember to point this thing at the target when the time comes, but not at people."

In the orangutan park, the chimpanzee Shitfu, wearing suspender jeans with a large gold chain around his neck and sunglasses on his face, was aiming with a slingshot made by himself.

Yang Lin on the side looked frightened. He was afraid that if he was not careful, he would point his slingshot at the tourists outside.

However, Shitfu showed disdain for his reminder.

"You still don't believe me, sir? Let me show you what precision guidance is!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a pebble was accurately hit on the bullseye more than thirty meters away from him.

Seeing this scene, Yang Lin's face suddenly showed a trace of satisfaction.

Visitors outside the orangutan park couldn't help but burst into cheers when they saw this scene.

"I'll go, look at the director's attitude, he doesn't want to let the poor guy participate in the shooting competition."

"It's basically certain. I didn't expect that the shitty delivery man was not only able to throw the daddy accurately, but he was also so good at shooting."

"Is there a possibility that he usually practices with moving targets like us?"

While the tourists were still shocked by Shitfu's superb accuracy, Yang Lin came to the monkey park on the other side.

Originally, he planned to let Li Kong participate in the high-altitude project, but due to the previous house collapse incident, he set his sights on Qiang Ye.

As soon as he entered the monkey park, Qiang Qiang, dressed in a hip-hop outfit, appeared in front of Yang Lin.

"Xiao Yang, I chose this outfit for my uncle. I like it very much, but I can't pull up these pants."

As he spoke, Mr. Qiang was about to pick up his pants that fell to his knees.

"Master Qiang, don't worry about your clothes for now. Have you practiced the horizontal and parallel bars I prepared for you?"

"You are talking about these two things, right? These things are too simple. Just watch me play with them for a while."

As soon as he finished speaking, Gibbon Qiang jumped onto the parallel bars on the side.

A pair of arms that were much longer than the body immediately started playing tricks on the bar.

One moment he does a giant loop with one arm, and another moment he spins 1080 degrees in the air.

It didn't take long for it to perform all the difficult gymnastics moves Yang Lin showed it.

When he landed, he did not forget to give a standard bow.

Yang Lin could only give a thumbs up.

Although he had already guessed that these moves would not be difficult for Mr. Qiang, he did not expect that he would be so good at it after just watching the video a few times.

Of course, this was Yang Lin's idea. The tourists outside the park who saw this scene were frightened by the series of difficult moves performed by Qiang Qiang.

"I'll blanch it, this... this is nothing compared to shit."

"It's over, it's over, humanity is going to be completely defeated."

"I even doubt that Mr. Qiang can shit in the air."

"As expected, your uncle is still your uncle. He has lost all his teeth, but he can still be so awesome."

"Didn't you realize that all the moves Qiang Qiang used were prohibited by the Olympic Organizing Committee?"

"Why do I feel like these powerful movements are easier to complete than drinking water?"

...

However, just when everyone thought it was over, the subsequent behavior of other animals made everyone feel even more unrealistic.

A black bear can lift 300 kilograms, and a cheetah can lift 100 meters in less than 6 seconds.

If such achievements were placed among humans, they would be like gods.

But it is so common among these animals.

While sighing, these tourists also immediately posted videos of these animals training online.

Not surprisingly, these videos immediately caused an uproar as soon as they were released.

Especially the contestants who signed up for these related projects were crying and shouting.

"It's over, it's over. I signed up for the 100-meter race. This doesn't mean I'll be blown away."

"It doesn't matter. I think if you put the leopard behind you, you might not be able to outrun him, but you can definitely break the world record."

"Hahaha, if that's really the case, I guess you'll be bursting with adrenaline."

"Master Qiang's gymnastics moves are really amazing. How come we humans have lost these skills in the process of evolution?"

"Harm, it's just different if you add a little bit. Others add agility, we all add intelligence."

"There's nothing to worry about. Even if the Olympic champion comes, the result will be the same. We won't be ashamed if we lose."

"Fortunately, I signed up for other projects this time, so it shouldn't be a big problem."

"That's right, I guess these are the only ones who are awesome in the animal world. I don't believe that Director Yang can send animals to other projects."

"Yes, not all animals are good at sports."

...

Not long after, these comments from netizens fell into Yang Lin's eyes.

"What they said seems to make sense, but it doesn't matter, who made me worry."

With a proud smile on his lips, Yang Lin took advantage of the closing time to get into the park at night.

He wanted to let everyone know that other animals can't do it, but it doesn't mean that the animals in Xihong Zoo can't do it.

And while Yang Lin was preparing for the competition, time soon came to the day of the first special sports meeting in Ningnan City.

On this day, countless tourists and contestants from all over the country came to Ningnan by various means of transportation.

According to incomplete official statistics, nearly 200,000 tourists poured in the day before the competition started.

The traffic in Ningnan City was almost paralyzed.

And the major transportation hubs were even more overwhelmed.

But even so, it couldn't stop the enthusiasm of those foreign tourists.

When the time officially came to the opening of the sports meeting, the Ningnan City Center Gymnasium, which was the main venue of the sports meeting, suddenly became very lively.

As colorful fireworks rose into the sky, the athletes participating in this sports meeting began to enter one after another.

The first batch of people to enter were the athletes on the human side, including Olympic champions, provincial team members, and some sports enthusiasts from the public.

The Shit Delivery Man pattern can be seen on the bodies of these athletes, and even the dolls they hold in their hands are grinning Shit Delivery Man. It is no exaggeration to say that Shit Delivery Man related elements can be seen everywhere in the entire venue.

When these athletes entered the venue, tens of thousands of spectators at the scene immediately gave a series of thunderous cheers.

But before they finished shouting, the next second, figures of various shapes followed those human athletes out.

Immediately, the whole audience burst into cheers several times more enthusiastic than before.