Chapter 82 The final result, your uncle is still your uncle
Although the jerk's smoking behavior attracted widespread attention from the audience, it did not arouse anyone's disgust.
After all, in the eyes of everyone, it is just an animal. It would be too much to ask it according to human standards.
But soon everyone stopped thinking so.
As the referee announced the start of the game, the players present quickly made preparations.
The cigarette-smoking Shitman was no exception. He took out the special slingshot while taking two puffs of cigarette from time to time.
Considering its situation, the organizing committee also allowed it to use a slingshot to compete, so this did not attract anyone's attention.
The only thing that surprised everyone was that just as the shooting was about to start, the shitty husband was still wearing his sunglasses.
"What are you planning to do? Isn't it because you are wearing sunglasses all the time?
"This is fifty meters. Can you see the target clearly with sunglasses on?"
"That's right, I was careless this time."
"It's not a big problem. The accuracy of the slingshot is not as good as the rifles of those players. This wave of uncles should just come to join in the fun."
"That's right. Anyway, this wave of uncles should be at the bottom."
.....
And just as everyone was talking about it, the players started their first round of shooting.
With the crisp sound of gunshots, bullet marks began to appear on the target opposite the players.
Not long after, the referee on the scene announced the ring number.
"Lin Feng, 7 rings."
"Sun Cheng, 8 rings."
"Yu Yang 10 Rings."
"Horse Chao 9 Rings."
For these previous results, no one was surprised.
But when they heard the following sentence, they couldn't sit still.
"Li Wei, 10 rings."
No one expected that a careless man holding a slingshot and smoking a cigarette could actually get 10 rings in the first round.
"How is this possible? From a distance of 50 meters, holding a slingshot without a scope and scoring 10 rings."
"Is the uncle a god?"
"You're still wearing sunglasses, how do you do that?"
"Coincidence, it must be a coincidence. I don't believe you can get a second 10 rings."
Just when everyone expressed their reluctance to believe it, Shitfufu's performance in the next few rounds completely dumbfounded them.
Second round of shooting, 10 rings.
The third round of shooting, 10 rings.
The fourth round of shooting, 10 rings.
Until the ninth round, its score was always stable at 10 rings without any change.
Not to mention that the audience was dumbfounded by this scene, even the contestants at the scene felt a little incredible.
Especially Olympic champion Yu Yang.
Looking at the shit delivery man who was always smoking a cigarette, he even began to wonder if there was any stimulant added to the cigarette.
But even the impact of doping on a shooting event like this is minimal.
"I've been practicing hard for so many years, but I'm not as good as a gorilla?"
And just when Yu Yang began to doubt himself, Lin Feng on the other side also had a wry smile on his face.
"Sure enough, what the netizens said is right, none of the animals in Xihong Zoo are normal."
"It would be great if it could teach its shooting skills to those police officers."
"It seems that I have to visit Director Yang again when I have time."
By this time, several contestants were basically lying flat.
They knew very well that as long as nothing unexpected happened, the shooting champion this time would definitely be a jerk.
So far, Shitfu has achieved a total score of 90 rings. It is no exaggeration to say that he can take the first place in this last round.
Thinking of this, several people simply paused the last shot and turned their eyes to the shitty husband.
At this time, the shitty husband didn't know that everyone was looking at him, he just calmly took a long puff of cigarette.
Seeing that the filter of the last cigarette was half burned, it reluctantly popped it out with its fingers.
While this wisp of sparks was still in the air, a smoke ring erupted from its mouth, and at the same time its other hand moved.
I saw it casually picking up a special projectile, gently pulling the slingshot, and the projectile drew a long arc in the next second.
After penetrating the smoke ring, it hit hard on the half-burned cigarette butt.
In the footage captured by the high-speed camera, everyone vaguely saw a red dot flying towards the bullseye.
When the half of the cigarette butt burned out, the projectile hit the bullseye.
When countless viewers saw this scene through the camera lens, they immediately let out bursts of exclamation.
"Awesome! Damn, awesome!"
"This is three yuan in a row. Show off your skills. It's really a show off."
"10 rings, 10 rings again, uncle is really amazing."
"Obviously he could win in the simplest way, but he chose to put on a show at the last minute."
"Let me enlist in the army and become a sniper from now on."
"Although I had already guessed that I would win, I never thought that I would do it in this way."
"Hahaha, I don't know how the contestants at the scene are feeling right now."
"What other emotions could I be in? I can't even figure it out even if I'm thinking about it."
"Yu Yang will probably have to figure out how to smoke when he goes back, and he can't figure it out even after smoking all night."
"I can't figure it out even if my hair is bald."
......
Although the final result has been determined, the contestants still completed the last round of shooting.
And the final result, except for the exception of Shi Di Fu, the other rankings are as netizens guessed.
Olympic champion Yu Yang took the second place, retired sniper Ma Chao took the third place, shooting instructor Sun Cheng took the fourth place, and Lin Feng, the captain of the criminal police detachment, ranked last.
However, despite this, the contestants present did not see the slightest discouragement, after all, they were not aiming for awards at the beginning.
After the rankings were decided, the award ceremony was held soon on the spot.
As the host announced the final result, Shi Di Fu took the lead and walked to the top of the podium, and several other human contestants stood aside.
However, just when everyone thought that the etiquette lady would give medals and prizes to the contestants in the next second, several little monkeys in clothes jumped up to the contestants.
In the hands of these little monkeys, there were medals and certificates.
Seeing this scene, the audience was amused on the spot.
A monkey presenting an award to an orangutan was a bit funny.
But when the medals and trophies appeared, they finally couldn't hold back.
With the close-up of the camera, everyone could clearly see the big-mouthed Shit Delivery man on the medal.
Not only the medal, but also the trophy was Shit Delivery man holding a pile of poop.
There is no doubt that this will be the most nonsensical and most collectible medal and trophy in the entire sports history.
Seeing such medals and trophies, even Raymond Lam, who won the last place, was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth.
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