Let you take over the zoo, you drive the animals crazy

Chapter 92 The players started fighting. Second update

As the audience looked on with great anticipation, three animals in their respective sportswear slowly walked out from the sidelines.

And everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw the appearance of the leading animal.

"Oh my god, why did they invite this gentleman out?"

"Are you sure this athlete won't spit at other contestants during the competition?"

"Who combed its hair in the middle? It's too trendy."

"Is it still eating?"

"Report, Xihong Zoo has sent out all the mythical animals."

"This is really a mythical animal. Can this thing really jump long?"

As everyone looked at it, the first animal athlete who came out was an alpaca with black and white fur, a middle-parted hair, and big buck teeth.

As a camel native to South America, the alpaca is also one of the most successful foreign animals introduced by Longguo in recent years.

Not only has it become a new favorite in the pet world with its silly and cute image, but it has also been given a localized name in Dragon Country - Grass Mud Horse.

At this moment, this Grass Mud Horse was not only combed into a middle part by Yang Lin, but also sprayed with hairspray.

Coupled with the red bow tie on the neck and a black suit, it looks like a gentleman in the animal world.

But such a gentleman is now eating the fresh grass planted overnight on the sports field.

In addition to this Grass Mud Horse player, the performance of the other two animal athletes behind it is not very good at the moment.

Not long after this alpaca appeared, a blue sheep with long horns on top, brown and yellow hair all over the body, and a long beard came out slowly.

Compared with the alpaca in front, this blue sheep is more like an elderly elder. Not only is his temperament very stable, but even his eyes look like a weathered look.

However, it just entered the field and began to produce pearls in front of the camera, which made the audience stunned.

"Damn, this gentleman doesn't treat us as outsiders at all, and he directly demonstrated the pearl production line."

"How did you do this? How come it is rounder than the ones made by hand?"

"This pearl is the essence of hundreds of herbs, there is absolutely no technology or hard work."

"Why do I think it looks a bit like Maltesers?"

"Please stop talking, I will never be able to look at these two things directly again."

"It's so funny, isn't it just a ball with legs stretched out and eyes glaring."

"Compared with the animals in front, these two are the ones that have lowered the image of Xihong Zoo.

"Hahaha, stop talking, the director will hold a small meeting with them when he returns to criticize and educate them."

"What species is the other one behind it, why can't I tell it at all? ”

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Just as the audience condemned the blue sheep contestant for producing pearls on the spot, the last animal contestant also made a brilliant appearance.

Compared to the previous two, this last one made everyone feel a little unfamiliar.

Because compared with the silly and cute images of the previous two contestants, although this one can obviously be seen as a sheep, its image is much colder.

The pair of scimitar-shaped horns alone amazed everyone, and the agile muscles could not be hidden even by the thick suit on his body.

Just when everyone was confused, the organizing committee slowly gave the camera to Yang Lin on the side.

"Director Yang, can you introduce the three contestants this time?"

"Of course, the three contestants this time are from the park that will be opened in Xihong Zoo-Sheep Village. They are alpacas from South America, blue sheep from western my country, and Tibetan antelopes also from western my country. ”

“Of these three animals, except for the alpaca, which is not a protected animal in my country, the blue sheep and the Tibetan antelope are both second-level and first-level protected animals in China, respectively. Everyone must remember this clearly.”

After listening to Yang Lin’s introduction, the audience suddenly realized and couldn’t help but marvel at it.

They have always heard of the name of the Tibetan antelope, but this live Tibetan antelope is the first time for most of the audience to see it.

“I remember that I seemed to have heard that the city zoo introduced a Tibetan antelope before, but that Tibetan antelope seemed to have not adapted to the environment, so it has never been exhibited. Could it be this one?”

“It should be. How did Xihong Zoo make this Tibetan antelope overcome different environments? It really has two brushes.”

“If it was the Tibetan antelope that participated in this competition, the result should be no suspense.”

“When I was a child, was there a text called Tibetan antelope flying?”

“You country bumpkin, it’s called goral flying.”

“If these athletes can introduce themselves, it must be very funny. ”

“Human athlete No. 1: I am a national second-level athlete. Athlete No. 2: I am a national first-level athlete. Blue sheep: I am a national second-level protected animal. Tibetan antelope: I am a national first-level protected animal.”

“Then I think the value of national first-level protected animals is higher. If I injure a national first-level athlete, I will be detained for 15 days at most, but if I injure a national first-level protected animal, I may have to stay in prison for 15 years.”

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Just when everyone was sighing at the origins of these three animal athletes, a scene beyond everyone’s expectations happened in the next second.

The blue sheep, who was originally in the waiting area, suddenly started quarreling with the Tibetan antelope next to it.

Baa!

Baa!

Baa-baa-baa!

Baa-baa-baa-baa!

Although everyone could not understand what they were quarreling about, from the panicked look of the alpaca next to them, it could be seen that the two of them must be cursing at each other.

"Are they both from Guangdong Province?"

"My dog ​​told me that they cursed each other very badly."

"My cat got stressed after hearing them quarrel."

"I guess the mother content is a bit high."

"Let the director translate what they are cursing about."

"Both of them are from the west, so they are half fellow villagers. Why are they cursing each other? Shouldn't they curse the foreigner next to them together?"

"When fellow villagers meet, their fists are hard."

"Don't curse Longguo sheep. Don't fight among yourselves. Go to the alpaca if you have anything to say."

"Alpaca:??? I didn't offend any of you sheep. Besides, I spit."

However, just when everyone thought this was outrageous enough, the Tibetan antelope was probably angry because of the scolding. It scratched its hind legs and rushed towards the blue sheep.

Immediately, the two sheep started fighting in front of the audience and the live camera.

The scene was a little out of control for a while.

Yang Lin, who saw this scene, also ran over from the sidelines.

"Stop fighting!"

The audience, who were already a little bit nervous, laughed when they heard Yang Lin's words.

"Why do I suddenly feel like it's raining heavily?"

"Oh my god, a national first-class protected animal is beating a national second-class protected animal. Does this violate the Animal Protection Law?"

"Tibetan antelope: You are a second-class guy, I am a first-class guy, I will beat you in this life!"

"As soon as I came in, I saw the Tibetan antelope beating the blue sheep."