Life in a quiet village in Xianshan

Hu Yanqiu said to Gu Siwei: "Then I will come over to pickle vegetables when I have time. Just prepare the jar for pickling vegetables. I will take care of the rest."

Gu Siwei blinked his eyes after hearing this and asked in confusion: "Why should I prepare a vat for your pickles? Besides, where can I find a vat for you here?"

When Tao Yisheng heard Gu Siwei's answer, he subconsciously looked up at the sky outside, wondering if the bright sunshine outside was just an illusion. In fact, God wanted to trick this coward out, and then a big lightning struck him. This coward was reduced to ashes.

Even a fool can see this situation now. Hu Yanqiu's feelings for this cowardly boy, but look at what this boy said, it's really... Well, death is not a pity, death is not a pity.

Hu Yanqiu was used to it. She felt that Gu Siwei might be born stupid, at least on this matter.

"If you don't have a vat, just make a barrel. Anyway, don't you have a good skill in making barrels? Sicui has praised me more than once for how well your barrels are made, and it's true. I see. Isn’t the bathtub in your house very good? Mr. Zheng Youcai said that many masters’ craftsmanship may not be as good as yours.”

Hu Yanqiu looked at Gu Siwei with an expression that said you can't get away from this matter.

Gu Siwei thought for a moment, and then said in a disappointed tone: "What evil have I done to meet you two!"

In fact, Gu Siwei didn't know Hu Yanqiu's thoughts. No matter how stupid he was, he should have known it from the moment Hu Yanqiu stretched out his hand to wipe his sweat.

It's just that Lao Gu has never enjoyed such treatment. He used to chase girls, and they were the shameless ones, so he still hasn't caught up with her.

The first reason is that he is ugly. I won’t mention this, it’s a fact within a fact.

Secondly, I was still poor. When I went on a date with a girl, I didn't even go to a high-end Japanese restaurant except for going to a small restaurant or a movie theater. A meal only cost three or four hundred yuan. You think this can be negotiated? The love of wool.

In this way, Lao Gu still thinks that when looking for a wife, he needs to find someone who doesn't care about money, and doesn't take photos of her by taking pictures. She looks so cowardly, and the girl doesn't care about your money, your looks, or your support for the family. What do you want?

Is the picture following you to drink the northwest wind? Do you want to live without a fixed place with you?

Let’s put it this way, Lao Gu’s previous views on love were tantamount to bullshit.

But things are different now. The bad horse has been replaced by the western saddle. Everything has changed. He has become handsome and confident. Naturally, his temperament has also changed, and his attraction to girls has naturally increased.

It was tempting to attract girls, but Gu Siwei was still the original Diaosiwa in his heart. When he met a girl who took the initiative, and she was a good girl, he didn't know how to deal with it for a while. As for the scenes in the factory where the factory girls had no emotions at all, they were money-making machines on the assembly line, let alone life.

When an immature man falls in love, he will always criticize other girls, and always unconsciously tease other girls with malicious intent. This is extremely immature.

Gu Siwei is in such a state now.

Fortunately, Hu Yanqiu is a girl of this era. Once girls of this era decide on a man, many of them are stubborn.

Of course, most people's marriages in this era are far less complicated than those in later generations. Many of them met through introductions. Everyone's introducers are not complicated either. Most of them know the basics. The two young people think it's good and may meet again. When it comes to marriage, it’s all about wedding flowers and candles, and most people live like this for the rest of their lives.

In later generations, love affairs are booming, and the divorce rate is also rising like sesame seeds blooming. I don’t know what to talk about before getting married.

Hu Yanqiu laughed at Gu Siwei: "Bear it!"

After saying that, Hu Yanqiu shook off his braid and walked towards the door.

"What are you going for?"

"It's too cold in here. I'll go outside to warm up," Hu Yanqiu said.

Hearing this, Gu Siwei also felt a little cold, so he raised his legs and walked towards the door. As soon as he raised his legs, Tao Yisheng grabbed him back.

"What are you doing, old man? Don't you think it's cold here at your age?"

Gu Siwei was a little surprised as to why the old man was dragging him along.

Tao Yisheng lowered his voice angrily: "Are you pretending to be a fool, or are you really a fool? Can't you tell?"

"What can I see?" Gu Siwei didn't react for a moment. He first thought that the old man was talking about this hole.

Tao Yisheng pursed his lips at the entrance of the cave, referring to Hu Yanqiu who had just left: "Miss Hu is not bad. She is good-looking and has a good background. You kid must seize the opportunity."

"...You're talking about this?" Gu Siwei couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said in his heart: Old man, you are too fierce. I can't pretend to be like that.

"Otherwise? You still have such a shitty problem. Let me tell you, don't think you are capable. No matter how capable you are, it is not worth having a good wife," Tao Yisheng said.

"..."

Gu Siwei looked at Tao Yisheng and thought to himself: You are a Taoist priest who knows nothing, and you have never been married?

Who is Tao Yisheng? He is a human spirit when thrown into a crowd, let alone a human being who lives for such a long time. When Gu Siwei raised his eyebrows, he guessed that this kid was starting to hate him again.

But Tao Yisheng couldn't be angry yet, because he was very particular about people. No matter what, Gu Siwei had saved his life, let alone helping others with work. When had helping others been worth saving his life?

It is precisely because of this that Tao Yisheng is so interested in Gu Siwei. Of course, there are other reasons, that is, Gu Siwei has delicious food here. What is Tao Yisheng's identity now? To put it bluntly, they are bullshit and snake gods. Anyway, they do not belong to Gen Hongmiaozheng. They were kicked out of the Taoist temple and suffered the same suffering as ordinary people.

Otherwise, why would he go into the mountains to collect herbs at such an old age? If the Taoist temple had not been destroyed, he might now be just a bunch of disciples and disciples, scolding this and drinking that all day long, leaving all the work to the younger generations.

"Are you still not convinced? Let me tell you, no matter what, I have had more to eat than you for decades. I have also endured hard times since I was a child. I have seen some people lose their families and some people are ruined because they married a bad wife. , not even one or two died, some people may have a good skin, but they are like straw bags on the inside, just like you..."

Well! Gu Siwei felt that the old man deserved a beating. I, Gu Siwei, was full of sutras and theories, but you were just a fool.

Tao Yisheng added: "I think this Miss Hu is upright and generous in everything she does. She is an excellent wife. Moreover, I think she has a charming figure. She will definitely have lush branches and leaves in the future, and she will definitely be a person whose blessings will spread to her grandchildren."

At first, Gu Siwei didn't understand the meaning of "luxuriant branches and leaves", but later he heard the meaning of "descendants, fuze, ah".

Gu Siwei was so curious about this that he opened his mouth and lowered his voice and asked, "How did you figure this out?"

I felt a little guilty when I asked, fearing that Hu Yanqiu from outside would suddenly come in and listen.

Tao Yisheng said: "Want to learn? Become a teacher and I will teach you all the skills of fortune-telling."

"No more studying!"

Gu Siwei answered more simply.

After saying that, Gu Siwei felt guilty and asked again: "What do you think we should do about this matter?"

Tao Yisheng said: "What should I do? If you are interested, just say it directly. If you are not interested, just tell me clearly. Don't delay the girl."

"Well, let me think about it," Gu Siwei said.

"Good-for-nothing!"

Tao Yisheng hated that iron could not become steel, so he left the cave angrily without saying a word.

"Why are you so irritable when you are older? Should I talk or you?"

Gu Siwei spat at Tao Yisheng's back, and then walked out. Before going out, he said: "It's too cold in here."

When they reached the depression of the platform, Gu Siwei found that Hu Yanqiu was holding a pole and trying to get the honey on the cliff with Da Mao.

But it's a pity that both her and Da Mao's height restricted their ideas.

Tao Yisheng stood aside and watched. There was nothing he could do, and he was not tall enough.

Don't talk about them. Gu Siwei's height and pole are not enough. There must be requirements for bees to build nests. Where to build them and what height is the safest. If bees don't know this, they won't be able to evolve. Now like this.

Besides, if she could reach all the honey like this, the honey would have already entered Da Mao's mouth.

In fact, this was exactly the case. Da Mao had already eaten up all the honey at the bottom. He not only ate it up but also licked it up. Otherwise, a bunch of monkeys wouldn't have brought Gu Siwei here in such a hurry.

In fact, Xiao Ma is much smarter than Gu Siwei thought. This is where Xiao Ma and the monkeys brew monkey wine. Being able to drink this is almost like celebrating the New Year for the monkeys. It is impossible for the monkeys to drink it often. .

So this is a treasure place for the monkey group. Why did the ponies and the others only report Da Mao's condition to Gu Siwei when they were first discovered by Da Mao, but did not bring Gu Siwei over.

Maybe it's because they've been in space that the intelligence of pony and other monkeys has skyrocketed.

Therefore, Xiao Ma and the other monkeys knew that Gu Siwei was even scarier than Da Mao. They brought him here to drive the tiger away from the wolf. Although Xiao Ma and the other monkeys did not understand this idiom, they understood the meaning.

Just like wild fruits found by a group of monkeys, the delicious ones are always eaten up before going home. The unpalatable ones will be brought to Gu Siwei to fool Lao Gu, to show some feelings.

There was no way out. Seeing that Da Mao was about to settle down in the cave, Xiao Ma and the monkeys had no other choice but to break up with Da Mao, and then they brought Gu Siwei over.

Gu Siwei naturally didn't know the reason for this, but in fact, he didn't need to know.

"How could you do this?"

Gu Siwei said.

Hu Yanqiu said: "If you have an idea, just say it. If you don't have an idea, don't make sarcastic remarks."

"Who says I don't have any ideas?"

Gu Siwei walked over, squatted down, and hugged Hu Yanqiu's legs.

"What are you doing!" Hu Yanqiu was shocked.

She subconsciously wanted to struggle, but Gu Siwei had already held her legs, asked her to sit on his shoulders, and directly lifted her up.

When Tao Yisheng saw this scene, he turned around and rubbed oil on the soles of his feet. Before leaving, he muttered: Damn, this bastard is much tougher than I thought. Looking at this, the Gu family will be able to add more to his family next year. .

Hu Yanqiu was completely paralyzed and his mind went blank.