Lifting The Truck With One Hand In The Live Broadcast, You Say This Is Fitness?
Chapter 108 Coach, Is There Any Dual-Cultivation Method? (Seek Full Order)
And Ye Bei heard the eager questioning from netizens.
It's also not at all tricky.
Instead, he said directly: "The human stakes here are not wooden dummy stakes, but real people!"
"This listening power is always used on people, so practicing listening power on people is the easiest way to control it.
hear this.
Netizens were immediately blown away.
"Good guy, the coach uses people to practice listening, will there be any problems-?"
"Hiss, is this going to be practiced with living people? Jie Jie Jie Jie, so evil-evil, I like it!"
"You fellows upstairs, you'd better not do evil things, or you will be old when our brothers and sisters crusade against the demons!"
"There shouldn't be any problems with what the coach taught, so don't worry, everyone, just listen to what the coach has to say next!"
Ye Bei took a sip of tea.
Continued: "You are now employing people to assist in listening strength training. It is best for each other to be martial arts practitioners, and then form a team to practice listening strength. You can also learn from each other and point out each other's shortcomings.
"Besides, you haven't practiced dark energy yet, as long as you pay attention, if you don't strike hard, you won't have any problems!"
"The most important thing is that I hope you can form a team, because you can't practice martial arts behind closed doors, because you can't practice martial arts well, and you must have actual combat to practice real martial arts."
"So, in the past, some people also said that practicing Chinese martial arts requires wealth and law!"
"The lovers in this are the people who grew up with each other, just like the Taoist companions in the novels of cultivating immortals! It is very important!"
Ye Bei himself is different, he has systematically instilled skills and boxing experience, so it is a shortcut to go directly, and does not need sparring at all.
However, other martial arts practitioners are generally trained by a master or brother.
but.
Now he can't lead so many millions of people to practice martial arts at the same time, and he can't practice against them in person.
That's why I made a suggestion to let these netizens form their own teams and practice martial arts together.
After all, one can improve only by practicing martial arts in actual combat.
After hearing Ye Bei's words, netizens were immediately excited.
"A Taoist partner? Good guy, is the coach pairing us up? Is there any girl to be my Taoist partner?"
"Hey, I'm also looking for a Taoist partner, preferably a cute girl between the ages of 18-22, my eight-pack abs will definitely satisfy the girl!"
"Hey guys, are you guys so hungry? Then I'm going to start looking for a Taoist partner. I'll give 10,000 a month to find a suitable Taoist partner. The best is a girl with double ponytails who likes to wear jk white silk! "
"Jiejiejiejie...I like young women. Is there any young woman around 30 who needs a Taoist partner? My old king is always on call!"
"The one upstairs is Cao thief!"
"My girl is 1.6 meters tall and weighs 200 catties. I am looking for a Taoist partner. If it is suitable, I can pay you 20,000 yuan a month. It is best to have eight-pack abs and a height of 180+..."
"Damn it... You guys found it right away? Those who didn't know thought it was a blind date scene!"
"It's outrageous!!"
Seeing the barrage of these netizens, Ye Bei couldn't help but smile bitterly.
He didn't expect these netizens to be such a boring existence.
Before he finished speaking, these netizens couldn't wait to find a Taoist companion.
He has to correct the cognition of netizens. This kind of perception that taoist couples are of the opposite sex by default is a wrong cognition.
In addition, there are also requirements for Taoist companions, such as what white silk and black silk, what kind of jk stepmother skirt to wear, what are these and what?
Do you really think Taoist is your wife?
So Ye Bei continued to add helplessly:
"Everyone, don't be so anxious, you may have misunderstood the true meaning of Dao Companion!"
"The meaning of Taoist couple is Taoist friends, but it also means friends. Taoist couples are friends who walk the same path and grow up together!"
"A Taoist couple doesn't have to be of the opposite sex. This is martial arts practice, not a blind date show!"
"So my advice to you is not to find a Taoist companion with black and white silk and eight-pack abs, but to find a friend who can help each other and has the same three views as a Taoist companion!" 1
"And it's best not to go to the opposite sex. After all, if the opposite sex often practice together, they may have physical contact. At that time, the restlessness will not be good for martial arts!"
And after the netizens heard Ye Bei say this.
Immediately disappointed.
Someone else asked eagerly:
"Good guy, can't you find someone of the opposite sex to be your Taoist partner? Will it really affect your practice?"
"Coach, if I can overcome the restless hormones, can I find a beautiful girl of the opposite sex to be my Taoist partner?"
"Coach, isn't there a convenient method for dual cultivation?"
"Hey, the brother upstairs is a heavyweight, and the dual cultivation is here, hahaha!"
Facing these people's questions, Ye Bei smiled slightly and shook his head:
"There is no dual cultivation method, and hormones are not so easy to restrain, of course you can try first."
"Next, I will teach you what you need to pay attention to when practicing duels. You must study hard, otherwise you may accidentally injure your opponent when you practice duels.
talking.
He asked Ma Mingming to cooperate with him.
Start to talk about the precautions during sparring, and how to use human piles to improve listening skills.
time flies
More than two hours passed quickly.
Outside the village, a police car entered the village entrance.
Lin Feng, who was waiting at the entrance of the village, saw the police car approaching, and hurriedly greeted him with a smile.
"Police Uncle, you are finally here, you must severely punish the person who raises the national treasure without permission!"
After several police officers saw Lin Feng.
Routinely asked: "Did you call the police?"
"Where is the person who kept the giant panda privately?"
Lin Feng nodded repeatedly and said:
"Yes, I called the police."
"The person who kept the national treasure privately is in this village. I know where he lives. I will take you to find him!"
"The giant panda should still be in his house right now, you can see it as soon as you go."
talking.
Lin Feng quickly led the way and entered the village with many police officers.
After the people in the village discovered the arrival of the police officers, they all looked at them curiously, and then talked a lot.
………… Ask for flowers…
"What's the matter? Why did the police come to the village?"
"I don't know, I'm afraid our village hasn't had a police officer for more than ten years? Did these outsiders break the law?"
"It's possible. At the beginning, I said not to rent houses to these outsiders. After all, we don't know their details."
"Ham, who would have thought of that!"
A few old people chatted curiously, thinking that those young people who came to rent houses in the village broke the law, so some police officers entered the village to arrest them.
The young people next to him came with Lin Feng, but they didn't live together.
They also practice taekwondo, so they know about Lin Feng reporting Ye Bei.
After hearing the discussions of several older people.
They sneered and said:
"It's not that our young people renting a house broke the law, but the people in your village, that Ye Bei broke the law. Have you seen the giant panda he brought back?"
0......
"That's the proof he broke the law!"
"Yes, private individuals are not allowed to raise giant pandas, and it is illegal for him to bring giant pandas home to raise them.
"Now he's going to be in prison, and he won't be able to get out in a few years!"
"Then should we go too? If he goes to jail, we won't be able to catch the heat.
"Hmph, the house is rented and it hasn't expired yet, so why go?"
"Yes, we can stay here. The environment here is good because the live broadcast attracts more fans, and we can also go to the cliff where Ye Bei usually practices martial arts. The scenery there is even better!"
Several young people were talking gloatingly.
After hearing the young man's words, the few elderly people next to them all blew their beards and stared angrily.
Then he said somewhat dissatisfied:
"Fart is against the law, didn't we break the law when we locked the giant panda in the pigsty?"
"That's right, it's against the law, Ye Zi didn't harm the giant panda, so what kind of law did you break by giving it food?"
A few young people gloated and said with a smile:
"Old man, it was that time, the law was not perfect at that time, and pandas were not a national treasure at that time."
"It can't be done now, no matter whether you harm the giant panda or not, it is against the law to keep it privately!"
immediately.
Among the several elderly people, there was a former teacher who quietly said a few words to other elderly people.
After confirming that it is illegal to raise giant pandas without permission.
The old people suddenly became anxious.
"I just said not to rent houses to these people, look, now they are luring wolves into the house, and they specially call the police to harm the people in our village!"
"No more renting, I will return the money to those people and tell them to go!"
"Go fast, hurry up and inform Ye Zi, let him hide that giant panda, so as not to be caught.
"Let's delay for a while!"
Immediately, several elderly people stepped forward and chatted with the police officers.
Then another old man who was fitter and healthier ran towards Ye Bei's house to inform the Ye Bei police that he died because of the arrival of the giant panda. .
You'll Also Like
-
The extraordinary life of a certain American comic
Chapter 200 2 hours ago -
American comics: Starting from a copycat arms dealer
Chapter 231 2 hours ago -
From the waste of spiritual roots to the practice of asking the devil
Chapter 380 2 hours ago -
The giant corporations that started in Night City
Chapter 385 2 hours ago -
The apocalypse is weird: I am the number one containment object, what's wrong with being a litt
Chapter 612 2 hours ago -
Time and space transaction: Exchange food for the elf princess at the beginning
Chapter 507 2 hours ago -
I, the villain, trained the loser into a dark boss
Chapter 374 2 hours ago -
After his rebirth, Mr. Fu panicked
Chapter 285 5 hours ago -
The day my remarriage was rejected, I got married to a billionaire CEO
Chapter 230 5 hours ago -
Rebirth of the Evil Stepmother and the Four Villainous Children
Chapter 164 5 hours ago